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Chapter 4 Edible scum

Xiao Kong was really annoyed, and said in a bad mood, "Do you think it was ancient times? These days, all the performers are getting rich, and these women only sell themselves and not perform arts! Also, please call me Xiao Kong, Police Officer Kong, and Comrade Kong!"

Chu Tianji said that everything in this world is good, but why do people here feel like they eat too much pepper and are so choking?

But when he first arrived in Guidi, he could only bear with it, and continued, "Okay, brother Kong, since this girl is a prostitute, why is she an unopened virgin?"

Xiao Kong laughed and said, "How do you know she's a virgin? Have you tried it?" Suddenly there was a burst of laughter behind her.

Chu Tianji's face turned straight, and he said seriously, "Her browbones have not been opened, the cardamom has not retreated, and the face of a virgin is still there, I can see it at a glance!"

Xiao Kong didn't believe it, and said, "Come on, you can tell if it's a virgin at a glance, are you good at reading?"

Chu Tianji was startled, and said, "How do you know? I'm just a physiognomist!"

All the police officers behind burst into laughter.

No one believed Chu Tianji's words, but they reminded Chu Liling.She always felt that the woman in front of her was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong, but now she felt that this woman was not a bit of a romantic!

"Chen Xiaoxiao! Which hair washing room, bathroom, foot washing room, or other leisure place do you work in? Who is Mama Sang? Who is the owner of the shop?" Chu Liling raised her head and asked a series of questions.

Chen Xiaoxiao lowered her head, and replied in a low voice, "No. Officer, I didn't enter the arena, I was standing outside on the street."

"Street girl!" All the police officers were shocked.You must know that all the people standing on the street are low-end goods!At first, I was worried that this lady was high-end and could not afford it, but now I realized that she is a bargain!

wrong!It should be said that the price is very high!

However, Chu Liling is an old police officer with more than 20 years of service experience. She had more doubts in her heart and sneered, "Standing on the street? Well, then tell me where you often go to, and what are the names of the sisters nearby? Over there Is your eldest sister Bai Li or Hei Lihua?"

"Yes..." Chen Xiaoxiao was really stopped by the question, lowered his head, hesitated for a while and said far-fetchedly, "Officer, I didn't know many people when I first came to Haizhou, so I wandered around to find some business."

"You're still a mobile whistle." Chu Liling smiled and didn't say much, and turned around, "Xiao Kong, call the two female police officers upstairs to give her a physical examination!"

Chu Liling's trick was really effective. As soon as she finished speaking, Chen Xiaoxiao, who was sitting on the interrogation chair, jumped up, "Oh no! Comrade, police officer, I don't want a medical examination!"

She finally showed her face, and everyone saw that it was a face worthy of the audience, with big eyes and red lips, very pretty!The same goes for female stars on TV!

"Don't do a physical examination." Seeing this face, Chu Liling believed that this is not a lady, even a high-end lady has a smell of dust!And this girl didn't!

"Don't do the physical examination, then tell me what you do! Why do you hang out with the ladies? And you make up stories to deceive the police?" Chu Liling asked.

"Hey!" Chen Xiaoxiao knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, so he smiled awkwardly, so he had to tell the truth, "I'm an intern reporter from Haizhou Evening News, and someone reported that the Jiangbin Road police officer colluded with a young lady to fish for law enforcement..."

"So it's a reporter!" All the men present sighed in their hearts, why are you a reporter?What a whore you are!

"Unannounced visit to the police force?" Chu Liling said with a blank expression on her face, "Reporter, do you think a reporter is a reporter? Xiao Kong, go and call two female police officers for a physical examination!"

"Hey! Officer! I have my papers, in my shorts..."

"There are fake documents too! Physical examination!"

No matter whether she had a document or not, this female reporter came to investigate the police force, and of course Chu Liling would not be too polite.After a while, two female police officers came down and took Chen Xiaoxiao away.

"I've been working as a reporter for a long time." All the men present felt infinitely regretful, "It's a pity not to engage in the work of serving the people like a prostitute with such good conditions, it's a waste of resources."

Everyone was moved by this kind of thing, and they forgot about it, but they had a new understanding of Chu!

"Chutian, that's fine! Your eyes are like B-ultrasound scans, and you'll see if you're a virgin!"

"You've fucked a lot of women, right? You're an expert in picking up girls. You'll have to cover your brothers in the future!"

"Teach me some experience! Come smoke, smoke!"

With respectful, flattering, and envious eyes, the scum of Chu seemed to have returned to those glorious times in his previous life, and he couldn't help but feel complacent.

The whole afternoon was interrogated, and Chu Tianji had begun to adapt to this world, and in a blink of an eye, it was already evening.

"Brother Tian, ​​it's time to eat!" After a while, Chu Tianji's status had risen to "Brother Tian".

The police station does not have a cafeteria, and usually solves the problem of eating in small restaurants nearby.Today is collective overtime, there are more people, so it is called fast food, and it is packed in boxes.

Although boxed lunches are not as good as Chu Tianji's luxurious food back then, don't forget that this guy hasn't eaten for more than 1000 years, and the food he eats is delicious!

While eating, I was still summing up the difference between this world and Datang in my heart, hoping to integrate here as soon as possible.

While thinking about new things in this world, Chu Tianji ate Hesai nonsense, and ate five boxes of lunch in one go.

"You eat these!" Looking at the five white empty boxes lined up in front of someone, all the police officers were shocked, "Nimma, you can't eat like this if you don't need money!"

Chu Liling had to use the "ear-grabbing dragon's claw hand" again, and he was forbidden to "eat and drink too much"!

"This Chutian is weak and weak, so he has to rely on food to strengthen his body. Five boxes of rice are only one catty! How can a cultivator like me eat enough for ordinary people... Alas, it is really not enough! The people here are all small stomachs. You little one!" Chu Tianji complained in his heart.

Fortunately, after dinner, police officer Xiao Kong stole two more boxes for him, which made the guy almost full.

Although Police Officer Kong had been negligent in the interrogation room before, after discovering that this guy had unusual abilities, he became more polite. After he finished eating, he dragged him out of the corridor on the second floor.

"Chutian, can you do me a favor, this..." Police officer Xiao Kong hesitated to speak, and rubbed his hands for a long time, as if he couldn't say anything.

Chu Tianji had seen many people, so he waved his hands and said, "But it's okay to say, did something happen at home? Don't worry, no one else will know what comes out of your mouth and into my ears."

It is the basic rule of Xiangmen to keep clients confidential. Regardless of whether it was a thousand years ago or ten thousand years later, Chu Tianji is a scum, but he sticks to his professional ethics.

"It's not that serious." Xiao Kong said with a chuckle, "Someone introduced me to someone a while ago, and it was okay to chat online, but it's just... Hehe, so we will meet next week, and I would like to invite you to take some time to go with me. "