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"What's the matter, I'm telling you the truth." Hou Wanfeng said seriously, "Let me ask you, are there any taboos in practicing hard qigong in your outer sect, for example, do you need a virgin body to practice or something? "

Li Weidong's heart moved, wouldn't this old guy also want to find a beautiful woman to break my virginity?It is said that if I let Bingbing come, I will count on it.So he nodded wretchedly, and said shamelessly, "Yes."

"Oh, in this way, you should not be practicing iron cloth shirts, but the Thirteen Taibao's horizontal training." Hou Wanfeng thought for a while, and said: "The Thirteenth Taibao's horizontal training is a foreign kung fu. I can't practice for eight years. I remember that your family was originally in Zhonghai, and you moved to Ninggang three years ago, right? Zhonghai is not far from Ninggang, and I'm familiar with the martial arts circle there. Why didn't I know? Has there been a master of horizontal training?"

Li Weidong couldn't help feeling angry in his heart, saying that this old thing is really careful enough to investigate, and he knows me well!Being investigated secretly by someone, whoever is replaced will probably feel upset, and immediately said angrily: "You are in charge? I am self-taught, and I have a relationship with you!"

Hou Wanfeng was taken aback for a moment, but soon understood why he was angry.He smiled apologetically and said: "I did touch your bottom behind your back, don't get me wrong, I have no choice but to. You know the current situation with Bingbing and I, I have to guard against it! But that's fine, I know you're completely You are completely an ordinary person, that's why I believe you. Otherwise, would you think I could still sit here and talk to you like this? Oh yes, the one who played hooligans on girls at school three years ago and was expelled I didn't mention this to the second lady. Young people, if you make a mistake in a moment of confusion, there will always be one, just change it..."

"Shut up!" Li Weidong slammed his chopsticks and said angrily, "I was wronged, you know what a fart!"

"Wronged? Right, I just said that you are a nice young man, how could you do such obscene things! Well, you must have been wronged. Come, come, drink, drink." Hou Wanfeng knew he had slipped his tongue, and hurriedly said Pour wine for Li Weidong.The two drank Wuliangye, and before they knew it, the bottle was almost empty.

Li Weidong saw that the old man was pouring wine and laughing apologetically, so he didn't bother to argue with him, picked up a duck paw and gnawed it while saying, "Don't try to trick me with the golden bell jar, I won't accept you for it." You think I don’t understand, the disciples of the church starve to death the master, if you learn the golden bell jar, you won’t bully me all day long?”

Hou Wanfeng was pouring wine into his glass with his head down. Hearing this, he almost fell backward from the balcony.Thanks to his profound skills, he stabilized his body, looked at Li Weidong with grief and anger, and said after a long time of wheezing: "You ****, you really have the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman! I have lived a long time , still thinking about your golden bell? *** I just want to give you some advice because you still have brute strength and flexibility in your hands and feet! You actually said that I was playing your tricks? Want to be your apprentice? You brat, my old man’s hair is all white, can you afford to be called your master!"

The poor old man was so provocative that he could speak incoherently, but Li Weidong gnawed on the duck's paw with relish, and said heartlessly, "Is that so, you want to be my master?" Duck bone, said: "Don't think about it, I won't call you master. You can't beat me again, so I call you master again, it's too embarrassing."

"%￥#@..."

Hou Wanfeng copied the wine bottle in his hand, wishing to throw it on his head at once, but when he thought about the golden bell cover, he would definitely not be able to throw him with a wine bottle, but if he couldn't get his breath out, he would definitely go crazy .I couldn't help but throw the wine bottle and the cups and bowls in front of me down the balcony in one go.There was a sound of ping-pong-pong, and the following immediately sent up n sentences of greetings: "Who the hell is so wicked, throwing things in the middle of the night, motherfucker!"

Hou Wanfeng felt that he had vented a lot after dropping the thing, and panting, he said, "You can do it, you're a kid! But I'll tell you clearly, you have to learn this kung fu from me!"

Li Weidong rolled his eyelids and said, "Damn, why?"

"It doesn't matter, just because you are responsible for protecting the safety of the second lady, what's the matter? You have to learn if you learn, and you have to learn if you don't learn!" Hou Wanfeng was so angry that he had long since lost his former demeanor, and came over with a bottle of Wuliangye. Instead of giving Li Weidong a drink, he just took a big gulp into the bottle.

Li Weidong was stunned for a moment before recovering, and quickly said: "Stop, stop, wait first. What did you say just now? I am responsible for protecting the safety of the second lady? I rely on it!" Speaking of this, Li Weidong was also in his heart On fire, he slapped the table and said angrily: "I protect her, who protects me? *** I provoked someone, didn't I just go to Guangzhou, and somehow got involved, I haven't settled with you yet , you still come to ask me?"

When Hou Wanfeng saw Li Weidong's maddened appearance, he felt a lot of balance immediately, and he laughed and said, "This is all what you asked for, okay, can you blame me? I have warned you a long time ago, Miss Li Go farther, it’s because you don’t want to listen! Did I force you to go to the Guangzhou Jewelry Fair this time, or did I force you to go with a knife? Hey, it’s you who begged for nothing , that can’t blame me.”

"..."

Li Weidong was speechless, took the wine bottle from Hou Wanfeng's hand, poured himself a glass, and said, "Yes, I asked for it myself, so it's not worth working for the second lady. Damn, when I'm free A bodyguard? She is your Second Miss, not mine, so you can't tell me whomever you want. "

Hou Wanfeng immediately said: "Is it true that I can't tell you? Don't forget that in front of Fang Zhennan, you have already acquiesced that you are Bingbing's boyfriend, who robbed someone's son's fingertips as a fiancée, and you think that even with us Putting aside the relationship, Fang Zhennan will let you go? In addition, this word will soon spread in the future, even if Fang Zhennan does not come to trouble you, those young people will not let you stop! I told you clearly, now You and us are like grasshoppers on the same rope, they can't fly you, and they can't jump me!"

"I %￥#@..."

Only then did Li Weidong understand what it meant to get on a thief ship, and he was so depressed that he almost hit his head against the wall.After talking for a long time, he said: "No, I won't do it. I can't do the bodyguard job, so I need to find someone else."

"That's not okay, I don't feel relieved to find someone else!" Hou Wanfeng coughed twice, and said solemnly: "Look, first of all, your skill is not bad, and ordinary bad guys can almost handle it. Second, Bingbing is very You know your petty temper, you are a bit spoiled, and you might not get along with others, but it is pretty good to you; the third thing, you are practicing the thirteen Taibao horizontal training, you need to maintain a virgin body , haha, I don't have to worry about you having any bad intentions against Miss Er."

"..." Li Weidong wanted to hit the wall more and more.