rings are crazy
Chapter 121
There are three people in total, two and a half can't cook.The reason why I say two and a half is because Li Weidong can cook two things, one is scrambled eggs with rice, and the other is fried rice with eggs.
No choice but to order takeaway.Shen Lin said: "I don't eat garlic, onions, coriander, or deep-fried food. You can watch the others and applaud."
Xia Ruobing immediately said: "I don't eat soy sauce and I don't get jealous, I don't eat spicy or sweet ones, you can do anything else."
"Damn it!" Li Weidong rolled his eyes angrily, and said, "What a shame, why don't you have two bowls of plain rice?"
Shen Lin patted the table, pointed at Xia Ruobing and said, "You mean to make trouble, don't you?"
"Yeah, what's the matter? Anyway, I won't eat what you eat, hum!"
Xia Ruobing raised her chin provocatively, and Shen Lin looked like the small universe was about to explode at any time.Seeing that the two girls were about to fight again, Li Weidong slammed the phone down and said, "Okay, you two are tough enough. You're not hungry, are you? The takeaway is over, so you continue to fight, and I'll cook instant noodles. "
Shen Lin snorted and said, "I don't have the same knowledge as her. If I don't eat, I don't eat. I'm losing weight, and I eat apples, haha!"
Xia Ruobing was uncharacteristically silent this time, and slipped back into the room without making a sound.Li Weidong was wondering why this girl had changed her sex. After more than ten minutes, when Li Weidong and Shen Lin were eating instant noodles and eating apples pitifully, the doorbell rang suddenly, and Xia Ruobing rushed out like a gust of wind. , happily took a box of Pizza Hut pancakes from the delivery man, took them to the room without looking back, and ate them by himself.
Shen Lin's angry hair almost stood on end, and she said, "Dongzi, look at her, she ordered pizza secretly!"
Li Weidong had no choice but to comfort her and said: "Pizza is not delicious, isn't it just a foreign pancake? Let her eat it by herself, and she will be fed to pigs."
Shen Lin threw the apple angrily, and said: "Why do we eat instant noodles and apples, and she eats pizza by herself? She is trying to anger us on purpose, it's so wicked! I have nothing against her!"
Li Weidong slapped the bowl on the table and said, "Yes, this girl is so annoying, it's really unbearable. Sister Linlin, wait, or I'll go and moles her right away." , to avenge you, okay?"
"Okay!...Go to hell! Li Weidong, if you dare to molest her, believe it or not, I'll molest you?"
"what?!"
Li Weidong sweated profusely, and looked at Shen Lin timidly, not knowing how to speak.Shen Lin also realized that she had slipped her tongue, her pretty face flushed, and she gave him a hard look, "What are you looking at, have you ever seen a beautiful woman go crazy? Eat your instant noodles!" She didn't even eat the apple, twisted Went back to the room.
Xia Ruobing's deliberate provocation not only did not make Shen Lin back down, but instead aroused her high fighting spirit.In order to show her determination to live here, Shen Lin went to sell more than n daily necessities such as toothbrush sets, towels, and at least a dozen small masks, panties, etc. in a fit of anger.Xia Ruobing's teeth itch with hatred, but there is nothing she can do.
Li Weidong didn't care about the two girls fighting at this time, as long as they didn't fight.He was still wondering why Yao Wei's phone hadn't turned on, and whether he should go to her house to find her.But when I thought that I had never been to her house before, I just went straight to her door, and I couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
He turned on the computer without any hassle, and as soon as he logged on to Q, he saw a profile picture flashing non-stop. It was Yao Wei.Li Weidong quickly clicked on it, and suddenly became furious. It turned out that Yao Wei left him a lot of messages, saying that a man had been pestering her for the past two days, calling her and texting her non-stop, and she turned off the phone in a fit of anger. up.Tell Li Weidong that she will go online every night and chat on Q.
***, my woman dares to shoot, which bastard is impatient?The first person Li Weidong thought of was of course his old acquaintance Yang Bin.Last time this guy had his leg broken by Yu Hailong and was admitted to the hospital. After that, he didn't go to school and didn't take the college entrance examination.Could it be that this fellow has healed his scar and forgot about the pain, and started messing around again?
Thinking of this, Li Weidong quickly called Yu Hailong and asked him if he knew about Yang Bin.When Yu Hailong heard it on the phone, he immediately yelled: "Damn it, even my teacher's wife rushed to hook up, f*cking, this is my own death! Master, wait, I'm going to dig three feet into the ground, and I'm going to kill you!" Get this kid out!"
Not to mention, Yu Hailong's younger brother is the most knowledgeable in terms of inquiring about news except for fighting and fighting for protection fees.Not long after, Yu Hailong called back and said that Yang Bin was singing in Yonghao KTV with a group of friends. Li Weidong said "I'll be right there" and went downstairs to take a taxi to Yonghao.
When we arrived at the ktv, Yu Hailong was already waiting at the door with his bald heads.Yu Hailong said: "Master, this kind of job of repairing people is not suitable for you to do, so leave it to us. Damn it, see if I don't make this kid shit!"
His little brother had already seen the wind, and led the crowd to a room on the third floor, kicking the door open with his bald head.I saw the smoky atmosphere inside, a group of teenagers and boys and girls were gathering together to drink and do drugs.A few of them were obviously excited, and they were holding their mm up and down, seeing a group of people rushing in aggressively, they were scared out of their wits.
Yu Hailong picked up a guy and said, "Where's Yang Bin?"
The guy said tremblingly: "No, I don't know, I don't know Yang Bin..."
"Damn it!" Yu Hailong picked up a wine bottle and smashed it on his head, his face immediately burst into peach blossoms.Picking up the one next to him, he said, "What about Yang Bin, don't you know him?"
"I know, I know!" The guy was so frightened that his feet went limp, he pointed to the next room and said, "Yang Bin... is next door with a girl, and he is, is doing business..."
When Li Weidong heard it, the blood all over his body rushed to the top of his head, and he rushed to the next door with two blood-red eyes.Yu Hailong and the others had never seen him like this before, and they were all taken aback. If he was allowed to rush in, it would be no wonder he didn't tear Yang Bin alive!Hurriedly grabbing Li Weidong, Yu Hailong said: "Master, you are going to college soon, you can't do this, let's do it!"
Pushing the door of the room, it was locked inside.The bald head is a full-time door lock picker. He took out a thin steel pick from his pocket, inserted it into the keyhole twice, and the door opened quietly, and a girl's singing came from inside.A few people took a look, burst out laughing, and saw that on the sofa with his back to the door, Yang Bin was working hard with his arms around a mm's ass from behind, and that mm was actually crawling on the armrest of the sofa With a microphone in his hand, he sang like a normal person.
This mm has short hair, but the long hair is full of water, of course it can't be Yao Wei, so Li Weidong heaved a sigh of relief.A few people tiptoed in. Yang Bin was about to finish his work, but suddenly felt something was wrong. He turned his head and saw that he was so scared that he sat on the ground with a bang, and he hadn't had time to lift his pants.
mm screamed, threw the microphone with a bang, hurriedly put down the short skirt that was lifted to the waist, and said in a trembling voice, "Who are you and what are you going to do?"
Yu Hailong grabbed her hair and tossed it aside, and said to Yang Bin: "Brother, don't you know us?"
"Long...Brother Long, Brother Dong!" Yang Bin's face turned pale, pointing at the sis and said tremblingly: "She, she did it voluntarily, it's none of my business!"
"Fuck you, who asked her!" Li Weidong gave Yang Bin a cold look, and said, "Your legs are so sharp now, have you forgotten that thing from the beginning? Let me ask you, have you returned it?" Are you pestering Yao Wei?"
Hearing this, Yang Bin almost cried, and said, "Brother Dong, how dare I, I haven't even seen Yao Wei's face since I was on hiatus until now. She is your woman, Brother Dong, just lend me ten Even if I have the guts, I wouldn't dare!"
Seeing how frightened he was, it was impossible for him to be lying.Seeing that he was doubtful, Yang Bin hurriedly swore: "Brother Dong, trust me, if I dare to pester Yao Wei, there will be a thunderbolt, and you will chop me into ten and eight pieces and throw them into the river to feed you bastards."
Li Weidong didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he turned his head and left.Yu Hailong looked at the girl and said with a smile: "Dude, this girl looks good, you bitch?"
Yang Bin said weakly: "A netizen, I just met..."
Yu Hailong gave a thumbs up and said: "Strong! There is a saying called ** snoring, buddy, you have carried it forward, you are busy humming haha, others are still singing, haha, you are really me Idol!"
Not to mention how ashamed Yang Bin was to death, but Li Weidong began to ponder when he came out of ktv: If he dared to pester Weiwei, who else would it be if it wasn't Yang Bin?I have something on my mind, and I don't feel like doing anything. When I got home, I sat in front of the computer with my eyes wide open, hoping that Yao Wei would go to Q soon.
Both Shen Lin and Xia Ruobing felt strange, and they didn't know what kind of evil this guy was besotted with today, so they grimaced and didn't say a word.Even when Xia Ruobing put on that sexy little sling, he didn't look mischievously at places he shouldn't have looked at.Shen Lin secretly asked Xia Ruobing: "What's wrong with Dongzi, I've never seen him like this before, did something happen?"
Xia Ruobing raised her chin and said, "Is there even a need to ask? It's a good two-person world, but suddenly there is a super light bulb, of course I feel uncomfortable."
"Who do you say is the super light bulb?" Shen Lin was furious, pointing at Xia Ruobing and said: "You are the light bulb, okay! People don't want you to live here, and you are so embarrassed. You not only It's a light bulb, and the brightest one. Huh, idiot light bulb!"
She is older than Xia Ruobing and has good kung fu, but when it comes to bickering and playing tricks, she is obviously not Xia Ruobing's opponent.Xia Ruobing was not annoyed, and said with a smile, "Do you know what a light bulb is? I'm not bothering you. Hey, don't you like Dongzi too, and want to date him?"
Shen Lin was so mad at her that she blurted out, "I just like him, what if I just want to fuck him?"
"Ah, you like him too, and you also want a third party involved?" Xia Ruobing stared at the boss and said, "Oh, no wonder you see me and Dong
No choice but to order takeaway.Shen Lin said: "I don't eat garlic, onions, coriander, or deep-fried food. You can watch the others and applaud."
Xia Ruobing immediately said: "I don't eat soy sauce and I don't get jealous, I don't eat spicy or sweet ones, you can do anything else."
"Damn it!" Li Weidong rolled his eyes angrily, and said, "What a shame, why don't you have two bowls of plain rice?"
Shen Lin patted the table, pointed at Xia Ruobing and said, "You mean to make trouble, don't you?"
"Yeah, what's the matter? Anyway, I won't eat what you eat, hum!"
Xia Ruobing raised her chin provocatively, and Shen Lin looked like the small universe was about to explode at any time.Seeing that the two girls were about to fight again, Li Weidong slammed the phone down and said, "Okay, you two are tough enough. You're not hungry, are you? The takeaway is over, so you continue to fight, and I'll cook instant noodles. "
Shen Lin snorted and said, "I don't have the same knowledge as her. If I don't eat, I don't eat. I'm losing weight, and I eat apples, haha!"
Xia Ruobing was uncharacteristically silent this time, and slipped back into the room without making a sound.Li Weidong was wondering why this girl had changed her sex. After more than ten minutes, when Li Weidong and Shen Lin were eating instant noodles and eating apples pitifully, the doorbell rang suddenly, and Xia Ruobing rushed out like a gust of wind. , happily took a box of Pizza Hut pancakes from the delivery man, took them to the room without looking back, and ate them by himself.
Shen Lin's angry hair almost stood on end, and she said, "Dongzi, look at her, she ordered pizza secretly!"
Li Weidong had no choice but to comfort her and said: "Pizza is not delicious, isn't it just a foreign pancake? Let her eat it by herself, and she will be fed to pigs."
Shen Lin threw the apple angrily, and said: "Why do we eat instant noodles and apples, and she eats pizza by herself? She is trying to anger us on purpose, it's so wicked! I have nothing against her!"
Li Weidong slapped the bowl on the table and said, "Yes, this girl is so annoying, it's really unbearable. Sister Linlin, wait, or I'll go and moles her right away." , to avenge you, okay?"
"Okay!...Go to hell! Li Weidong, if you dare to molest her, believe it or not, I'll molest you?"
"what?!"
Li Weidong sweated profusely, and looked at Shen Lin timidly, not knowing how to speak.Shen Lin also realized that she had slipped her tongue, her pretty face flushed, and she gave him a hard look, "What are you looking at, have you ever seen a beautiful woman go crazy? Eat your instant noodles!" She didn't even eat the apple, twisted Went back to the room.
Xia Ruobing's deliberate provocation not only did not make Shen Lin back down, but instead aroused her high fighting spirit.In order to show her determination to live here, Shen Lin went to sell more than n daily necessities such as toothbrush sets, towels, and at least a dozen small masks, panties, etc. in a fit of anger.Xia Ruobing's teeth itch with hatred, but there is nothing she can do.
Li Weidong didn't care about the two girls fighting at this time, as long as they didn't fight.He was still wondering why Yao Wei's phone hadn't turned on, and whether he should go to her house to find her.But when I thought that I had never been to her house before, I just went straight to her door, and I couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
He turned on the computer without any hassle, and as soon as he logged on to Q, he saw a profile picture flashing non-stop. It was Yao Wei.Li Weidong quickly clicked on it, and suddenly became furious. It turned out that Yao Wei left him a lot of messages, saying that a man had been pestering her for the past two days, calling her and texting her non-stop, and she turned off the phone in a fit of anger. up.Tell Li Weidong that she will go online every night and chat on Q.
***, my woman dares to shoot, which bastard is impatient?The first person Li Weidong thought of was of course his old acquaintance Yang Bin.Last time this guy had his leg broken by Yu Hailong and was admitted to the hospital. After that, he didn't go to school and didn't take the college entrance examination.Could it be that this fellow has healed his scar and forgot about the pain, and started messing around again?
Thinking of this, Li Weidong quickly called Yu Hailong and asked him if he knew about Yang Bin.When Yu Hailong heard it on the phone, he immediately yelled: "Damn it, even my teacher's wife rushed to hook up, f*cking, this is my own death! Master, wait, I'm going to dig three feet into the ground, and I'm going to kill you!" Get this kid out!"
Not to mention, Yu Hailong's younger brother is the most knowledgeable in terms of inquiring about news except for fighting and fighting for protection fees.Not long after, Yu Hailong called back and said that Yang Bin was singing in Yonghao KTV with a group of friends. Li Weidong said "I'll be right there" and went downstairs to take a taxi to Yonghao.
When we arrived at the ktv, Yu Hailong was already waiting at the door with his bald heads.Yu Hailong said: "Master, this kind of job of repairing people is not suitable for you to do, so leave it to us. Damn it, see if I don't make this kid shit!"
His little brother had already seen the wind, and led the crowd to a room on the third floor, kicking the door open with his bald head.I saw the smoky atmosphere inside, a group of teenagers and boys and girls were gathering together to drink and do drugs.A few of them were obviously excited, and they were holding their mm up and down, seeing a group of people rushing in aggressively, they were scared out of their wits.
Yu Hailong picked up a guy and said, "Where's Yang Bin?"
The guy said tremblingly: "No, I don't know, I don't know Yang Bin..."
"Damn it!" Yu Hailong picked up a wine bottle and smashed it on his head, his face immediately burst into peach blossoms.Picking up the one next to him, he said, "What about Yang Bin, don't you know him?"
"I know, I know!" The guy was so frightened that his feet went limp, he pointed to the next room and said, "Yang Bin... is next door with a girl, and he is, is doing business..."
When Li Weidong heard it, the blood all over his body rushed to the top of his head, and he rushed to the next door with two blood-red eyes.Yu Hailong and the others had never seen him like this before, and they were all taken aback. If he was allowed to rush in, it would be no wonder he didn't tear Yang Bin alive!Hurriedly grabbing Li Weidong, Yu Hailong said: "Master, you are going to college soon, you can't do this, let's do it!"
Pushing the door of the room, it was locked inside.The bald head is a full-time door lock picker. He took out a thin steel pick from his pocket, inserted it into the keyhole twice, and the door opened quietly, and a girl's singing came from inside.A few people took a look, burst out laughing, and saw that on the sofa with his back to the door, Yang Bin was working hard with his arms around a mm's ass from behind, and that mm was actually crawling on the armrest of the sofa With a microphone in his hand, he sang like a normal person.
This mm has short hair, but the long hair is full of water, of course it can't be Yao Wei, so Li Weidong heaved a sigh of relief.A few people tiptoed in. Yang Bin was about to finish his work, but suddenly felt something was wrong. He turned his head and saw that he was so scared that he sat on the ground with a bang, and he hadn't had time to lift his pants.
mm screamed, threw the microphone with a bang, hurriedly put down the short skirt that was lifted to the waist, and said in a trembling voice, "Who are you and what are you going to do?"
Yu Hailong grabbed her hair and tossed it aside, and said to Yang Bin: "Brother, don't you know us?"
"Long...Brother Long, Brother Dong!" Yang Bin's face turned pale, pointing at the sis and said tremblingly: "She, she did it voluntarily, it's none of my business!"
"Fuck you, who asked her!" Li Weidong gave Yang Bin a cold look, and said, "Your legs are so sharp now, have you forgotten that thing from the beginning? Let me ask you, have you returned it?" Are you pestering Yao Wei?"
Hearing this, Yang Bin almost cried, and said, "Brother Dong, how dare I, I haven't even seen Yao Wei's face since I was on hiatus until now. She is your woman, Brother Dong, just lend me ten Even if I have the guts, I wouldn't dare!"
Seeing how frightened he was, it was impossible for him to be lying.Seeing that he was doubtful, Yang Bin hurriedly swore: "Brother Dong, trust me, if I dare to pester Yao Wei, there will be a thunderbolt, and you will chop me into ten and eight pieces and throw them into the river to feed you bastards."
Li Weidong didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he turned his head and left.Yu Hailong looked at the girl and said with a smile: "Dude, this girl looks good, you bitch?"
Yang Bin said weakly: "A netizen, I just met..."
Yu Hailong gave a thumbs up and said: "Strong! There is a saying called ** snoring, buddy, you have carried it forward, you are busy humming haha, others are still singing, haha, you are really me Idol!"
Not to mention how ashamed Yang Bin was to death, but Li Weidong began to ponder when he came out of ktv: If he dared to pester Weiwei, who else would it be if it wasn't Yang Bin?I have something on my mind, and I don't feel like doing anything. When I got home, I sat in front of the computer with my eyes wide open, hoping that Yao Wei would go to Q soon.
Both Shen Lin and Xia Ruobing felt strange, and they didn't know what kind of evil this guy was besotted with today, so they grimaced and didn't say a word.Even when Xia Ruobing put on that sexy little sling, he didn't look mischievously at places he shouldn't have looked at.Shen Lin secretly asked Xia Ruobing: "What's wrong with Dongzi, I've never seen him like this before, did something happen?"
Xia Ruobing raised her chin and said, "Is there even a need to ask? It's a good two-person world, but suddenly there is a super light bulb, of course I feel uncomfortable."
"Who do you say is the super light bulb?" Shen Lin was furious, pointing at Xia Ruobing and said: "You are the light bulb, okay! People don't want you to live here, and you are so embarrassed. You not only It's a light bulb, and the brightest one. Huh, idiot light bulb!"
She is older than Xia Ruobing and has good kung fu, but when it comes to bickering and playing tricks, she is obviously not Xia Ruobing's opponent.Xia Ruobing was not annoyed, and said with a smile, "Do you know what a light bulb is? I'm not bothering you. Hey, don't you like Dongzi too, and want to date him?"
Shen Lin was so mad at her that she blurted out, "I just like him, what if I just want to fuck him?"
"Ah, you like him too, and you also want a third party involved?" Xia Ruobing stared at the boss and said, "Oh, no wonder you see me and Dong
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