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As a younger brother, he can slam dunk so neatly and so well, so what kind of demeanor will his boss, Li Weidong, who has the title of Slam Dunk King, be?

This question seems to need no answer.The animals on the basketball court were silent for a long time, and suddenly they collectively became excited as if smoking marijuana, and started desperately laying up. At this time, the basketball was like their enemy, throwing it into the basket over and over again. Only then can I vent my anger!

Among so many people, there is only one big man who can barely dunk, but his movements are very clumsy, and the success rate of dunks can only reach [-]%, which is not bad.

The bald head was still standing there in an x-shape, gritted his teeth and said: "Li Weidong, Li Weidong! You don't need to drag me, you can dunk and you are awesome? I don't believe you can stand up to our team alone! Ah! Also, don’t you just have a hard head? When the boss comes back, let’s see how I fix you!”

A nearby animal said weakly: "Third Brother, Big Brother said that fighting is not allowed in the Taekwondo Club, whoever dares to fight will be kicked out immediately..."

"Fuck you! Is this a fight? This is to educate the freshmen, otherwise they won't be able to turn the world upside down and crawl on top of us to shit! Idiots!"

The bald head is such an unusual and out-of-the-ordinary shape, but there are still harsh words in the innermost part, and everyone around sweats.His brothers quickly came over to help him, and just as soon as he moved his bald head, he let out a groan, and cursed through gritted teeth: "Fuck, you can die if you take it easy! The fuck is going to break, send me to the infirmary quickly! "

……

The consequence of this incident was that Li Weidong's low-key plan fell through.That night, Li Weidong's three words caused a sensation on bbs and made the headlines.

What caused the trouble were two sets of pictures, one set was the three classic slam dunks of the big man Li Zeyang, if you say that this host is really wicked, he posted the pictures as soon as he posted them, and added a note under the pictures for fear that the world would not be chaotic: The younger brother of "Slam Dunk" freshman Li Weidong.The veterans immediately exploded, and began to flood the sky with overwhelming replies, fucking you, a freshman who has just entered school, is also a slam dunk king, and is also a recruiter, and you don't take us seriously at all!You are awesome, and you are out of the limelight, so what is the face of us old birds, and how will we mess around in the future?

The most intolerable thing is the second group of pictures, where Li Weidong leads two stunning girls to swagger through the market, including the scene where Xia Ruobing bumped his bald little brother with his knee.With Li Weidong's super senses, he didn't even notice when he was photographed. Now the art of candid photography has reached the point where it is impossible to guard against.The two beauties in the photo are naturally magnificent and beautiful. The one who is depressed is Li Weidong himself, because the attribute bonus of the charm gem is only in the body, which cannot be reflected in the photo, not to mention wearing a street stall in order to keep a low profile deliberately , so both boys and girls scoff at it, always thinking that this is a true portrayal of presenting flowers with cloven-toed ungulate feces.

The greater the contrast, the more the animals in CUHK were so jealous that they almost regarded Li Weidong as a public enemy of boys, and they all wanted to tie him to the flagpole in front of the main building and explode his asses together.In just a few hours of this post, the replies have already surpassed the [-]th floor. It deservedly became the headline on the CUHK bbs, and it is estimated that it will soon break through the [-]th floor mark.While everyone despised Li Weidong, they gossiped wildly about the personal information of these two beauties, and soon the names and departments of the three people, including the dormitory and dormitory, were all found out.

At this time, Li Weidong was still concentrating on cultivating his demon trumpet in the game of chaos, completely unaware that it had caused an uproar on the bbs.But there is one thing that makes him very depressed, that is, some animals always come to harass him every now and then, with various excuses, some borrow a kettle, some go to the wrong door, and the eyes that look at Li Weidong are so weird , Li Weidong got goosebumps when he saw it, and said to his heart that he knew that there was some yin and yang imbalance in the Mechanical Academy, but it wouldn't be possible to hold so many animals into a bluff?

In fact, he should be extremely thankful that Bian Hao and the others really drank too much, and fell asleep like a dead pig unconscious.If the three brothers saw the post on the bbs, they couldn't help but explode the news that these two beauties were Li Weidong's first wife and second wife, then Li Weidong would really be tied to the flagpole in front of the main building Queue up to pop chrysanthemums.

The next day, the school officially started, and the four brothers came to the class together.As soon as Li Weidong showed up, there was a low commotion. Needless to say, those dinosaurs were fascinated at first glance, and many boys had browsed the bbs, and they couldn't help but recognized Li Weidong. Zhu Du cried out in his heart: Damn, isn't this the male public enemy on the bbs?It's just that everyone is not familiar with each other when they meet for the first time, and it's not convenient to speak out, so they are all discussing in low voices.

Li Weidong's ears are as sharp as bats. Of course, he heard these discussions in his ears and couldn't help sweating. Only then did he understand why so many animals came to the dormitory to check last night. The feeling is that night owls come into the house and come for nothing. ah!

Because it was the first day of school, everyone came very early, and the seats were not arranged by teachers like in middle schools, so everyone could find seats as they wished.The limited number of dinosaurs, although all of them looked rather melancholy, were rare and expensive, and they had already been surrounded by other animals, and Bian Hao and the others had no chance to attack them.At this time, the third child, Wang Lei, was very wretched and pulled his brothers to the back row near the door, and said with a smirk: "Don't fight with them, these sb don't know, there is a super beautiful woman in our class Come on, when she comes later, she can't find an empty seat, so she must sit by our side, then she will be close to the water!"

Li Weidong and the others contemptuously called out, and said in unison: "Fuck you, since ancient times, there have been no beauties in electromechanical, why are you fooling ghosts?"

"Damn, believe it or not, if you don't believe me, don't rob me when a beautiful woman comes, whoever robs will have no sluts!" Wang Lei laughed lewdly as he spoke, and said in a low voice, "Second you? Yesterday we Looking through the MM photos of the Mechanical Academy, but I only saw a few long and miserable ones and didn’t look any further. Then I searched again, and I found a rare MM! It’s hard to say how beautiful it is, but Absolutely no worse than the eldest wife and second wife of the fourth child!"

The three brothers immediately fainted for a moment, and the second brother Luo Xiang said depressingly: "I hate you, the third! You didn't tell me about such a good thing, no wonder you got up so early in the morning and made such a fuss about yourself. Damn, give me back my jelly water!"

Wang Lei said aggrievedly: "Can I be blamed for this matter? Dare I say it? If I say it, the fourth animal will definitely say that it belongs to their family. We are not allowed to have sex!"

"Damn, it's true!" Bian Hao and Luo Xiang echoed in unison, saying: "Everyone swears poisonously together, our good brothers show loyalty, have a date with a girl, wait for this mm to come later, whoever dares They said that the acquaintance can't be bubbled up, so everyone cut up his penis as a specimen, no matter how many wives he has, he will always be a dick."

"%￥#@, you guys are too vicious?" Li Weidong sweated profusely, and Bian Hao said contemptuously, "We didn't specifically point out you, but who knows. In this extraordinary period, we can't even care about being vicious."

The four sat together, Bian Hao and Luo Xiang were in the front row, Li Weidong and Wang Lei were in the back row, and there was an empty seat in front of them.The four brothers were swearing and swearing together, when suddenly the door was pushed open, and the whispering classroom suddenly fell silent, everyone's eyes turned to the door in unison, and then they were firmly locked in place as if they had encountered a magnet. suck it up and never take it back.

Beauty, I really am a beauty!

The first impression that catches the eyes is white, as if just soaked in milk, smooth and delicate white, which makes people think of exquisite ivory porcelain at once.And her cheeks were slightly flushed, which is the kind of natural flush of a girl who does not apply makeup and is completely spread on this white ivory porcelain. It looks so attractive and pitiful .

And her facial features are also so delicate, refreshing yet beautiful, gentle yet charming.A pair of watery eyes are as clear as a pool of water, and seem to be a bit shy, and such eyes are undoubtedly a more deadly temptation to a group of hungry animals.

This mm's clothes can only be said to be very ordinary, a short-sleeved T-shirt and a pair of thin white jeans, but they look refreshing when worn on her body.Because her figure is also so uneven, it should be straight, it should be up.If only such a beautiful MM appeared, it would be fine, but to catch up with the few MMs in the class who were surrounded by many boys just now, I really can't bear to use words to describe it. Comparing the two, this MM is like a fairy. , It's not like eating fireworks in the world, it makes it difficult for animals to breathe.

mm paused for a moment at the door of the classroom, glanced around quickly, and then went straight to Brother Li Weidong and the others.Wang Lei grabbed Li Weidong's arm and said nervously, "Here I am, did I lie to you? Absolute beauty!...Wow, she really came this way! Damn, she's developed, brothers!"

Just when Wang Lei was hesitating whether he should bravely stand up and say hello or something, mm had already walked up to him, smiling and shyly saying, "Hi, classmate."

The whole class was in an uproar, Wang Lei is not a good looking animal, but he just sprayed half a bottle of gel water too much today, his hair is spiky like a hedgehog, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look handsome Above, I really can't figure out why this stunning girl would take the initiative to say hello to him. Could it be that she is very familiar with him?

At this moment, Wang Lei felt as if he was in a fog, trembling with nervousness, hurriedly stood up and stammered, "You, you, you are fine, I, my name is Wang Lei..."

"Oh, classmate Wang Lei. Can I...can I bother you with something?"

mm bit her lips lightly, the blush on her cheeks seemed to be getting stronger.Wang Lei was so happy that he almost fainted, and said repeatedly: "It's absolutely fine, just say whatever you want!"

But what this mm said next was like a ladle of cold water being poured down on his head, which made Wang Lei's heart feel cold all of a sudden.I saw mm shy one