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Chapter 157 The Most Powerful Pooping Man in History
The hustle and bustle of the gymnasium fell in Lin Yumeng's ears, but it was quiet.Dongzi won, Dongzi won!At this moment, she only heard the voice that she couldn't suppress from the bottom of her heart, but she was so clear that among the crowd cheering for Li Weidong, she no longer had her place.
An inexplicable sadness surged up, causing tears to fill her eyes all at once.Afraid of crying out loud, Lin Yumeng covered her mouth and got out of the crowd, hurriedly walking towards the safety exit.
But at this moment, the two quickly chased after her and stopped in front of her.Lin Yumeng couldn't hide her panic when she saw those two delicate and picturesque faces.
"Hey, I'm calling you, why are you running! Why, do you have ghosts in your heart?"
The MM who spoke to Mimi, who was one size smaller, was of course Xia Ruobing.And Lin Yumeng was distracted just now, she really didn't hear them calling her, and seeing Xia Ruobing's menacing appearance, she couldn't help but panic even more, and stammered, "No, I didn't hear it, I really didn't..."
"Didn't hear it? You are a ghost, you can't hear it so loudly?..."
For this girl with a pretty face but an extremely vicious mind, who made trouble for Li Weidong, Xia Ruobing could not wait to beat her up to relieve her anger, but Yao Wei immediately pulled her back, frowning and said: "Bingbing, what are you doing!"
"What am I doing? You should ask her what she did before! Hmph!"
Xia Ruobing walked away two steps angrily, staring at Lin Yumeng viciously from the corner of her eyes.Lin Yumeng obviously had never experienced such a scene, she was at a loss, and was so anxious that she was about to cry again.
"Don't be afraid, I just want to ask you a few words." Yao Wei's voice was very gentle, and she smiled at her, saying: "He has already told me about you and Dongzi, but I don't think you are the kind of person who makes trouble. I don't want you and Dongzi to have a knot with each other. So, can you tell me why you did that at the beginning, you... don't you What are your reasons?"
Lin Yumeng's face turned pale, and then she lowered her head.It took me a long time to shake my head, and said word by word: "No, no. I did all these things."
"En?" Xia Ruobing couldn't help being slightly taken aback.Because in her opinion, a vicious woman like Lin Yumeng would definitely try her best to justify the bad things she did, but she didn't expect her to admit it so happily.Yao Wei was also a little surprised, and said hesitantly, "You, you..."
"If there is nothing else, I'm sorry, I'll go first."
After saying this in a low voice, Lin Yumeng lowered her head to let Yao Wei pass, and hurried towards the exit.The moment she passed by, Yao Wei found that her fair face was shining brightly.Xia Ruobing still wanted to grab her to ask what happened, but was held back by Yao Wei, watching this weak and thin figure disappear into the exit, thoughtfully.
Li Weidong, who was blocked in the locker room by fanatical fans, managed to escape with great difficulty.Speaking of which, Boss Huang has rich experience, so he temporarily caught a younger brother who was about the same size as Li Weidong, and asked him to change into Li Weidong's clothes to escape his shell.Otherwise, God knows what will happen.
Back at the Fourteenth House, as soon as I entered the door, I heard joy in the corridor.The animals in the fourteenth house are all animals from the Machinery Academy. At this moment, they lined up spontaneously on both sides of the corridor, carrying washbasins and buckets. All of a sudden, it reminds people of the scene when the women who stayed in the city in the cold weapon era welcomed the men who went out to fight in victory.
Those veterans didn't have a good impression of this pretentious junior, especially when he hooked up with three alluring and stunning sisters on the first day of his arrival, he openly came and went in and out of the cattle den, completely ignoring men and women The feelings of the veterans of the Mechanics Academy, whose proportions are seriously out of balance, everyone can't wait to tie him to the flagpole in front of the main building and queue up to explode.But it’s different now. This new slam dunk not only shamed the Mechanics Academy, which has been at the bottom for many years, but also forced the second-ranked Civil Engineering Academy team to abstain and concede defeat in less than halftime, and crushed Luo Jie. The gang wanted to swallow up the conspiracy of the martial arts club.The animals of the Mechanical Academy have never been so elated as today. The three words "Slam Dunk" now symbolize the heroes of the Mechanical Academy.And heroes generally have a halo, and they are allowed to enjoy some small privileges, eat more and take more, so although in addition to the previous three stunning MMs, it was reported on the forum that this pair of beautiful junior sister Lin Yumeng used to play hooligans and beasts, and the animals basically didn't care about it.
Among them, the happiest and most excited person is of course Huang Yutao, the boss of the Mechanical Academy.Since the day he became the boss, he has never had such face as he does today, and all of this is due to the freshman Li Weidong who gave him a headache just now.When he couldn't think about it for a while, he announced that he would set up a hot pot array on the rooftop to celebrate his success at night, which was also a welcome for Li Weidong who had just entered the school.
Veterans often go to the rooftops to have sex. The school has already known it, but the flow is too strong, and it is repeated repeatedly. After a long time, it will turn a blind eye and close one eye.However, this is the first time for such an unprecedented collective massacre. Fortunately, school has just started, and the chaos in the school can't be taken care of.
In one afternoon, Meng Wei's livestock almost emptied all the mutton and beef in the campus supermarket on Xuezi Road. He bought more than 40 catties of fish balls alone, and more than n mushrooms and vegetables.There are three rows of beer boxes on the roof, left, middle and right, and almost all the induction cookers in the nearby dormitory buildings are borrowed. Dozens of wires were connected to the eight-legged ones and went down from the top of the building.
The sun was setting and the evening breeze was blowing. More than 30 pots were billowing with steam, and the scene immediately reminded people of the situation when the cavalry set up camp and buried pots to cook food, which made the freshmen like Li Weidong excited.As the four kings of CUHK, Mr. Huang is very respectable not only among the students, but also among the teachers. He attracted the director of the school's academic affairs office, the director of culture and sports, and the instructor Zhang Songnian.The dean of the Academic Affairs Office is Guan Qinghe, who usually has a serious face and a meticulous look. This is the first time he stands among the students like this today. Such a magnificent scene, and the exciting momentum, no one can't help but retreat to * * Radiant school days.
Guan Qinghong also became visibly excited, and first pointed at the boiling hot pot and the magnificent beer crates and yelled: "Who made you make such a fuss? It's outrageous!" Then he said in a deep voice, "Don't be an example! … Cough cough, but you guys did pretty well today."
With a roar, hundreds of animals rejoiced.Guan Qinghe also had a bottle of beer stuffed in his hand, bumped into Li Weidong, and said, "You are the freshman Slam Dunk King? All right, I have your kid. Give me a good fight in this year's academy competition, and I must win the first place." , and give our Mechanical Academy a fight for face. F*ck, I see which bastard would dare to laugh at our academy team as a bench team, the bottom mules in the future!"
A few teachers are of course the primary target. Before eating a few mouthfuls of mutton, they have already been deluded by the animals and can’t find it. You one, you can do it! Damn, you kid still want to change your major? I, I tell you, there is no way!"
Boss Huang and the other brothers hadn’t heard of this incident until now, and they couldn’t help shouting out: “Damn, Dongzi, do you want to change your major? Why?!” With such a shout, the rooftop that was still boiling just now The son quieted down.Everyone's eyes are on Li Weidong. Everyone can see how he won the game today. If Li Weidong changes his major, the Institute of Mechanical Engineering will end up being overwhelmed with joy. Back to the original shape?
If it has always been a garbage team or a bench team at the bottom, that's fine, but just seeing a glimmer of hope and then being shattered in an instant, this feeling is really unacceptable.For a while, everyone was suffocated in silence, looking at Li Weidong eagerly, hoping to say a negative answer from his mouth.
Li Weidong sweated for a while, and quickly said: "It's not certain, I just have this idea..."
"Thoughts? F*ck, you gave me this heart!" Guan Qinghe was the first to react, waving the wine bottle, blushing and shouting thickly, "Damn it, I think the Mechanical Academy is too small to hold you. You’re a big fish? Let me tell you, I need my approval to change majors. If you want me to sign for you, go dreaming! You just stay here honestly, you are born as a member of the Mechanical Academy, and you will die as a ghost of the Mechanical Academy! "
I pour!Li Weidong rolled his eyes, and said to himself, is there someone like you who is the director, blatantly false public affairs for personal gain?Zhang Songnian laughed and said, "Did this student hear it? My boss forbids it, it's none of my business!"
Boss Huang patted Li Weidong on the shoulder and said, "Dongzi, I'm actually quite useless as a boss. Our mechanical academy has the most animals in CUHK, and basketball is also the most rubbish. It makes people talk about our mechanical engineering. Just say that this is the place where mules come out. Until today, you have finally seen a little hope, look at the eyes of those animals, don’t you really have the heart to let everyone’s hope turn into disappointment?”
After a pause, he said, "I also read the post on the bbs. I guess the reason why you want to change your major is because of Lin Yumeng's incident, right? I'm sorry for what you did today, bro. I believe that anyone who has two eyes will see clearly what kind of person you are. We don’t know what the twists and turns were at the beginning, but don’t leave so many brothers in the Mechanical Academy because of one person, okay? Sister, count me, Lao Huang, begging you!"
"Dongzi, don't go!" "Dongzi, stay, don't leave the brothers!"
At first it was Meng Wei and others, then Bian Hao, Luo Xiang, and Wang Lei who were sleeping with Li Weidong, and finally everyone shouted out, making a loud noise on the roof of the Fourteenth House.Huang Yutao stretched out a generous palm and said, "Dongzi, you see so many brothers are looking forward to you staying, and they are all waiting for you to take everyone to wash away the past shame of the Mechanical Academy! A brother for a day, a brother for a lifetime, to fight and to
An inexplicable sadness surged up, causing tears to fill her eyes all at once.Afraid of crying out loud, Lin Yumeng covered her mouth and got out of the crowd, hurriedly walking towards the safety exit.
But at this moment, the two quickly chased after her and stopped in front of her.Lin Yumeng couldn't hide her panic when she saw those two delicate and picturesque faces.
"Hey, I'm calling you, why are you running! Why, do you have ghosts in your heart?"
The MM who spoke to Mimi, who was one size smaller, was of course Xia Ruobing.And Lin Yumeng was distracted just now, she really didn't hear them calling her, and seeing Xia Ruobing's menacing appearance, she couldn't help but panic even more, and stammered, "No, I didn't hear it, I really didn't..."
"Didn't hear it? You are a ghost, you can't hear it so loudly?..."
For this girl with a pretty face but an extremely vicious mind, who made trouble for Li Weidong, Xia Ruobing could not wait to beat her up to relieve her anger, but Yao Wei immediately pulled her back, frowning and said: "Bingbing, what are you doing!"
"What am I doing? You should ask her what she did before! Hmph!"
Xia Ruobing walked away two steps angrily, staring at Lin Yumeng viciously from the corner of her eyes.Lin Yumeng obviously had never experienced such a scene, she was at a loss, and was so anxious that she was about to cry again.
"Don't be afraid, I just want to ask you a few words." Yao Wei's voice was very gentle, and she smiled at her, saying: "He has already told me about you and Dongzi, but I don't think you are the kind of person who makes trouble. I don't want you and Dongzi to have a knot with each other. So, can you tell me why you did that at the beginning, you... don't you What are your reasons?"
Lin Yumeng's face turned pale, and then she lowered her head.It took me a long time to shake my head, and said word by word: "No, no. I did all these things."
"En?" Xia Ruobing couldn't help being slightly taken aback.Because in her opinion, a vicious woman like Lin Yumeng would definitely try her best to justify the bad things she did, but she didn't expect her to admit it so happily.Yao Wei was also a little surprised, and said hesitantly, "You, you..."
"If there is nothing else, I'm sorry, I'll go first."
After saying this in a low voice, Lin Yumeng lowered her head to let Yao Wei pass, and hurried towards the exit.The moment she passed by, Yao Wei found that her fair face was shining brightly.Xia Ruobing still wanted to grab her to ask what happened, but was held back by Yao Wei, watching this weak and thin figure disappear into the exit, thoughtfully.
Li Weidong, who was blocked in the locker room by fanatical fans, managed to escape with great difficulty.Speaking of which, Boss Huang has rich experience, so he temporarily caught a younger brother who was about the same size as Li Weidong, and asked him to change into Li Weidong's clothes to escape his shell.Otherwise, God knows what will happen.
Back at the Fourteenth House, as soon as I entered the door, I heard joy in the corridor.The animals in the fourteenth house are all animals from the Machinery Academy. At this moment, they lined up spontaneously on both sides of the corridor, carrying washbasins and buckets. All of a sudden, it reminds people of the scene when the women who stayed in the city in the cold weapon era welcomed the men who went out to fight in victory.
Those veterans didn't have a good impression of this pretentious junior, especially when he hooked up with three alluring and stunning sisters on the first day of his arrival, he openly came and went in and out of the cattle den, completely ignoring men and women The feelings of the veterans of the Mechanics Academy, whose proportions are seriously out of balance, everyone can't wait to tie him to the flagpole in front of the main building and queue up to explode.But it’s different now. This new slam dunk not only shamed the Mechanics Academy, which has been at the bottom for many years, but also forced the second-ranked Civil Engineering Academy team to abstain and concede defeat in less than halftime, and crushed Luo Jie. The gang wanted to swallow up the conspiracy of the martial arts club.The animals of the Mechanical Academy have never been so elated as today. The three words "Slam Dunk" now symbolize the heroes of the Mechanical Academy.And heroes generally have a halo, and they are allowed to enjoy some small privileges, eat more and take more, so although in addition to the previous three stunning MMs, it was reported on the forum that this pair of beautiful junior sister Lin Yumeng used to play hooligans and beasts, and the animals basically didn't care about it.
Among them, the happiest and most excited person is of course Huang Yutao, the boss of the Mechanical Academy.Since the day he became the boss, he has never had such face as he does today, and all of this is due to the freshman Li Weidong who gave him a headache just now.When he couldn't think about it for a while, he announced that he would set up a hot pot array on the rooftop to celebrate his success at night, which was also a welcome for Li Weidong who had just entered the school.
Veterans often go to the rooftops to have sex. The school has already known it, but the flow is too strong, and it is repeated repeatedly. After a long time, it will turn a blind eye and close one eye.However, this is the first time for such an unprecedented collective massacre. Fortunately, school has just started, and the chaos in the school can't be taken care of.
In one afternoon, Meng Wei's livestock almost emptied all the mutton and beef in the campus supermarket on Xuezi Road. He bought more than 40 catties of fish balls alone, and more than n mushrooms and vegetables.There are three rows of beer boxes on the roof, left, middle and right, and almost all the induction cookers in the nearby dormitory buildings are borrowed. Dozens of wires were connected to the eight-legged ones and went down from the top of the building.
The sun was setting and the evening breeze was blowing. More than 30 pots were billowing with steam, and the scene immediately reminded people of the situation when the cavalry set up camp and buried pots to cook food, which made the freshmen like Li Weidong excited.As the four kings of CUHK, Mr. Huang is very respectable not only among the students, but also among the teachers. He attracted the director of the school's academic affairs office, the director of culture and sports, and the instructor Zhang Songnian.The dean of the Academic Affairs Office is Guan Qinghe, who usually has a serious face and a meticulous look. This is the first time he stands among the students like this today. Such a magnificent scene, and the exciting momentum, no one can't help but retreat to * * Radiant school days.
Guan Qinghong also became visibly excited, and first pointed at the boiling hot pot and the magnificent beer crates and yelled: "Who made you make such a fuss? It's outrageous!" Then he said in a deep voice, "Don't be an example! … Cough cough, but you guys did pretty well today."
With a roar, hundreds of animals rejoiced.Guan Qinghe also had a bottle of beer stuffed in his hand, bumped into Li Weidong, and said, "You are the freshman Slam Dunk King? All right, I have your kid. Give me a good fight in this year's academy competition, and I must win the first place." , and give our Mechanical Academy a fight for face. F*ck, I see which bastard would dare to laugh at our academy team as a bench team, the bottom mules in the future!"
A few teachers are of course the primary target. Before eating a few mouthfuls of mutton, they have already been deluded by the animals and can’t find it. You one, you can do it! Damn, you kid still want to change your major? I, I tell you, there is no way!"
Boss Huang and the other brothers hadn’t heard of this incident until now, and they couldn’t help shouting out: “Damn, Dongzi, do you want to change your major? Why?!” With such a shout, the rooftop that was still boiling just now The son quieted down.Everyone's eyes are on Li Weidong. Everyone can see how he won the game today. If Li Weidong changes his major, the Institute of Mechanical Engineering will end up being overwhelmed with joy. Back to the original shape?
If it has always been a garbage team or a bench team at the bottom, that's fine, but just seeing a glimmer of hope and then being shattered in an instant, this feeling is really unacceptable.For a while, everyone was suffocated in silence, looking at Li Weidong eagerly, hoping to say a negative answer from his mouth.
Li Weidong sweated for a while, and quickly said: "It's not certain, I just have this idea..."
"Thoughts? F*ck, you gave me this heart!" Guan Qinghe was the first to react, waving the wine bottle, blushing and shouting thickly, "Damn it, I think the Mechanical Academy is too small to hold you. You’re a big fish? Let me tell you, I need my approval to change majors. If you want me to sign for you, go dreaming! You just stay here honestly, you are born as a member of the Mechanical Academy, and you will die as a ghost of the Mechanical Academy! "
I pour!Li Weidong rolled his eyes, and said to himself, is there someone like you who is the director, blatantly false public affairs for personal gain?Zhang Songnian laughed and said, "Did this student hear it? My boss forbids it, it's none of my business!"
Boss Huang patted Li Weidong on the shoulder and said, "Dongzi, I'm actually quite useless as a boss. Our mechanical academy has the most animals in CUHK, and basketball is also the most rubbish. It makes people talk about our mechanical engineering. Just say that this is the place where mules come out. Until today, you have finally seen a little hope, look at the eyes of those animals, don’t you really have the heart to let everyone’s hope turn into disappointment?”
After a pause, he said, "I also read the post on the bbs. I guess the reason why you want to change your major is because of Lin Yumeng's incident, right? I'm sorry for what you did today, bro. I believe that anyone who has two eyes will see clearly what kind of person you are. We don’t know what the twists and turns were at the beginning, but don’t leave so many brothers in the Mechanical Academy because of one person, okay? Sister, count me, Lao Huang, begging you!"
"Dongzi, don't go!" "Dongzi, stay, don't leave the brothers!"
At first it was Meng Wei and others, then Bian Hao, Luo Xiang, and Wang Lei who were sleeping with Li Weidong, and finally everyone shouted out, making a loud noise on the roof of the Fourteenth House.Huang Yutao stretched out a generous palm and said, "Dongzi, you see so many brothers are looking forward to you staying, and they are all waiting for you to take everyone to wash away the past shame of the Mechanical Academy! A brother for a day, a brother for a lifetime, to fight and to
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