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Hou Wanfeng had a loud voice to begin with, and after yelling this sentence, he turned his head and glanced at Yao Wei intentionally or unintentionally, and instantly killed the thief prince: First-class concubine Diao.Yao Wei was closing the table with Xia Ruobing, and his face turned red. Li Weidong gave Hou Wanfeng a blank look, and said angrily, "Damn, what's wrong with the double bed, I like to roll around in my sleep, can't you? Make sure this is my home, I like it." Double bed, triple bed, none of your business!"

Hou Wanfeng rolled his eyes so much that he choked, Xia Ruobing kicked Li Weidong angrily, and said angrily: "I want to die, can you be more polite when talking to the elders!"

Li Weidong curled his lips, thinking that this old guy has been fighting since the day he knew him, why should I be polite to him.Hou Wanfeng rolled his eyes, and suddenly said with a smile: "By the way, Xiaodong, I don't know how you are doing with the Arhat boxing and small grappling that I taught you last time. How about you come and play two hands with me?"

kindness?Didn't you mean to seek abuse when you hit me? What is this old man thinking?Li Weidong scratched his head, and was about to reject him, but Xia Ruobing pushed him into the entertainment room without any explanation, and said, "Dongzi, my second uncle only has such a hobby, so hurry up and practice with him, so that he can relax his muscles and bones." .”

The entertainment room is very big, besides the pool table, there is also a special area for the girls to use for fitness, it is also suitable for practicing boxing.Li Weidong took off his coat and only wore a small Li Ning vest. He opened his fists and said, "Come on. This is what you asked for. Don't cry when you get hurt later."

Hou Wanfeng knew that bickering would most likely fail him, so he pretended he couldn't hear him, took off his coat, and tightened his belt.Although he is very old, he has been practicing for so many years, and his muscles are strong and well-proportioned.If it weren't for the gray hair, he would almost look like a strong young man.

Without saying much, he opened his fist and rushed forward, stepped on a lunge, put his left arm around his waist, punched his right hand in a black tiger's heart, exhaled loudly, and punched Li Weidong hard in the chest.This move is the most common move in boxing, but when used in Hou Wanfeng's hands, it is vigorous and powerful.

But for Li Weidong, with the armor on his body anyway, as long as the old man doesn't take out his finger awl, he basically can't break through the defense, and it doesn't matter if he fights hard.But thinking that now there is an extra soul attribute of the ghost boots, [-]% reflected damage, the old man was really hurt, so he took half a step back and sideways to avoid it.

Unexpectedly, Hou Wanfeng took the lead with one move, followed by the second punch and the third punch, each move was more aggressive and domineering than the last.Hou Wanfeng has been immersed in martial arts for many years, and his reaction speed is not slow. It is not much worse than Li Weidong's agility plus two. What makes Li Weidong depressed is that this old man belongs to a friendly unit for him, and there is actually an orange-red underfoot. Obviously, he enjoyed the attribute bonus of the evil aura, which increased the speed by [-]%. In this way, it would be even more difficult for Li Weidong to dodge blindly.

Hou Wanfeng became more and more courageous in the battle, and his moves became faster and faster. Suddenly, he turned around like a whirlwind, and punched Li Weidong three times in succession. Li Weidong took two steps back, and he had already retreated to the corner, and there was no way out.Hou Wanfeng chuckled, punched the antelope's horns feignedly, turned over suddenly, put his hands on the ground, spun his body around, and kicked his feet from bottom to top like lightning, one kick towards Li Weidong's chest, one kick Go straight to the jaw.

There is a famous trick for this move called the sky-rocketing foot, and it is not a move in Shaolin Arhat Boxing. Of course Li Weidong doesn’t know it. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough. He said to his heart that your grandma is a bear, and I let you grow old, you old thing If it's true, then don't blame me for being rude!Instead of dodging, he pushed his chest forward, and with a bang, the foot hit his chest firmly. Li Weidong only felt ripples in his armor, but Hou Wanfeng felt an inexplicable stabbing pain in his ankle, and couldn't help it. With a cry, he was caught off guard by the reflected damage, his body tilted backwards, and his second kick followed, almost brushing against the tip of Li Weidong's nose.

Li Weidong's move worked, he reached out his hand to clasp his ankle like lightning and sent him forward, he flew up and kicked his chest on his chest, Hou Wanfeng couldn't stop the force from increasing by two, and flew out in the air.

After all, it was not a life-and-death struggle. Although Li Weidong's kick was not weak, it slowed down when he kicked it out, as if he was pushing it out, so Hou Wanfeng was not injured. He fell to the ground and rolled, turned over and jumped up. He clenched his fists and said, "That's right, here's the latest chapter of the continuation of the Red Line in the Millennium Under the Moon!" He flew forward, but just took a step forward and fell down, feeling chilly down his lower body. When he looked down, his trousers had fallen to his knees, but his belt was not Wing and fly.

Li Weidong laughed loudly, and said, "Second Uncle, there's no need to work so hard, even if your pants fall off, and you still get a haircut."

Hou Wanfeng lifted his trousers in embarrassment, wondering where did his belt go? ***, fortunately the two girls are not here, otherwise the embarrassment of age would be a big shame.Don't want to look up, Li Weidong is dangling his black leather belt in his hand, his forehead is red with anger, you little bastard, even I stole it! "

Li Weidong threw the belt back to him, curled his lips and said: "You deserve it, who told you to come with me? I think you are too old to let you, and you give me dirty tricks! To be honest, why did you suddenly think of fighting with me today?" Is it? You old guy, you must have no good intentions."

Hou Wanfeng knew that he was no longer Li Weidong's opponent, so he sighed slightly, and didn't speak. He lowered his head and put on his belt silently. Suddenly his legs gave way, and he fell backwards on his back.Li Weidong was taken aback. Could it be that the kick just caused an internal injury?Flying forward and rushing forward, without waiting for Hou Wanfeng to land on his back, he stretched out his hand to catch him in his arms.

But what he never expected was that Hou Wanfeng swung his right hand, and suddenly pulled out a small knife with a cold light, and slashed across Li Weidong's thigh.Li Weidong was shocked, and quickly pushed him out, taking advantage of the situation and elbowing him heavily on his back.This time, however, he exerted enough force, Hou Wanfeng couldn't bear it, he rolled several times, gritted his teeth and sat up forcefully, his face was pale, and he held his chest and couldn't help panting.

Li Weidong's face changed suddenly, and he rushed forward to do something, Hou Wanfeng shook his hand in fright and said: "No more beatings!... Cough cough, if you beat my old bones again, I will be torn apart by you." Then he laughed slyly again He said: "Well, it turns out that your kid's horizontal training skills are still there, and you are still a virgin, a virgin, haha, so I am relieved."

"Damn!" Li Weidong finally understood what was going on, and looked down at the cut in his pants, but there was only a faint white mark on his skin, not even the skin was broken.According to Hou Wanfeng's kung fu, if he used a knife, he would definitely be able to break through the defense. Obviously, he didn't use his full strength, but just wanted to test whether his "horizontal practice" kung fu was still there.

Reminiscent of Hou Wanfeng's expression when he saw the double bed just now, Li Weidong knew that this old guy must have thought that he was living with three beauties, and the inconsistency of the sex had already been crossed and circled, so he couldn't help it Try it out. ***If you want to try it, you don’t have to try it like this. Fortunately, I added armor to my body. If I really practiced the thirteen Taibao horizontal training, and unfortunately I really broke the boy’s body, wouldn’t I be punished by you? Cut a knife in vain?

Thinking of this, Li Weidong didn't get angry, and said angrily: "You old man took the wrong medicine today, it's none of your business whether I'm a virgin or not, have you ever tried this? F*ck less nonsense, put Give me the knife first, let me cut you to see if you are a virgin."

Hou Wanfeng was taken aback, and hurriedly picked up the knife and said, "Try me for what, I have never practiced the thirteen Taibao horizontal training, cough cough, I can't beat you, I was forced to do this trick! "

After all, Hou Wanfeng was getting old, he punched once, his forehead was covered with sweat, and he was hit hard by that elbow again, coughing again and again.Li Weidong was angry, but he couldn't bear to see him wheezing and wheezing. Besides, although he didn't do it right, he didn't have any malicious intentions, so he helped him sit down on the sofa, and threw a towel for him. He called Xia Ruobing to get a bottle of drink.

Seeing Hou Wanfeng's pale face and coughing continuously, Xia Ruobing immediately became anxious, twisted Li Weidong's ear and said, "Okay, you bastard, come with my second uncle, really you!"

Hou Wanfeng quickly suppressed his cough, shook his hand and said, "Bingbing, I don't blame Xiaodong, it's because I'm getting old and my body can't hold on anymore. You go out first, I want to have a word with Xiaodong."

Xia Ruobing glared at Li Weidong, and went out unwillingly.Hou Wanfeng patted the sand next to him to let Li Weidong sit down, bowed his head in thought for a while, and then said: "Xiaodong, we have known each other for a while? Even though we are several decades apart in age, you have never talked I have never been polite to my old man, but I know you are not bad-hearted, so I have always regarded you as a friend, even if it is a year-end friendship. Just for our friendship, I want to ask you a few words, deep and shallow, one is hope Don't be offended, second, you must promise to tell me the truth."

Although from the beginning of the acquaintance, the two of them either bickered or fought together, but Li Weidong admired Hou Wanfeng in his heart. Not to mention the kung fu he learned from this old man, he was loyal to the Xia family and repayed his kindness. Xia Ruobing has worked hard to raise him for more than ten years, such a person is definitely a man and is trustworthy.Between real friends, they don't care about the form, but the hypocritical politeness seems alienated. Therefore, although Li Weidong and Hou Wanfeng quarrel with each other, they don't see each other in their hearts.

In Li Weidong's impression, there were not many people who spoke formally like him. He scratched his head and said, "Why are you so formal? If you have anything to say, just say it directly. Be polite to me."

Hou Wanfeng said: "Okay. Since this is the case, let me be straightforward. Let me ask you: You and Yao Wei have another girl named Shen Lin. What is the relationship between you?"

"Damn!" Li Weidong rolled his eyelids and said, "Why, check your household registration?"

Hou Wanfeng said: "Don't worry about what I do, you just promised me, don't try to get away with it. Tell me, what's the relationship?"

Li Weidong thought about it, and felt that he hadn't done anything wrong anyway, so it didn't matter if he said it, so he said: "Weiwei is my girlfriend, sister Linlin once wanted to ask me to be her teacher, and now she is a very good friend , it’s not very convenient for her to live in the unit’s dormitory, anyway, there is room here, so we come and live together, nothing else matters.”

"Friend? It's that simple?" Hou Wanfeng blinked with suspicion.

Li Weidong said impatiently: "Yeah, it's that simple. They both know Bingbing very well. If you don't believe me, you can ask Bingbing. Besides, I have nothing to hide about this kind of thing. It's useful." Are you trying to lie?"

Hou Wanfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "That's good, that's good. Well, you really surprised me a little bit, I can't see it, living with three beautiful girls, you are still a virgin, it seems that you Isn't it shameless!"

"Damn!" Li Weidong rolled his eyes for a long time, quite contemptuous of Hou Wanfeng's way of boasting. ...But then again, which bastard wants to be a virgin for the rest of his life.It's just that the girl Weiwei is good at everything, she is beautiful and gentle, but she is too conservative, she is only willing to kiss and touch a plane, and she will not let her cross her life or death.Damn, just thinking about it gives me a headache.

Hou Wanfeng pondered for a while, and said, "Xiaodong, let me ask you again, which of these three girls do you like?"

Li Weidong was holding a bottle of jasmine tea and pouring it into his stomach. After hearing this sentence, he choked it in a gulp, coughing like hell, and took a long time to breathe out, saying: "You are nervous, whichever one I like, it doesn't matter. I told you that Weiwei is my girlfriend, how could I like someone else!"

:. :. ,! Hou Wanfeng’s expression was very serious, he stared at Li Weidong and said, “I am asking you, not you asking me, just tell me which one you like. Xiaodong, I just said that I want to hear the truth, and you also Promise me, then I also promise you now, all the things we said today, only you know and I will know, and will never reach anyone's ears. If you still treat me as a friend, tell me yours Speak from your heart."

Li Weidong couldn't help being stunned for a long time, then suddenly lowered his head and sighed.Hou Wanfeng couldn't help but said: "Why, I, Hou Wanfeng, will keep what I say all my life, and you still can't trust me?"

Li Weidong shook his head and said, "No. I was wondering if I said I like all three, would you think I'm shameless?"

Hou Wanfeng smiled slightly, counting your kid telling the truth.Although my old man has never asked for a wife in his life, after all, he has lived such an old age and has never experienced anything.With the three beauties in front of you, if you say you are as good as a jade, I believe you, and if you say you are not tempted, then you are either lying, or there is something wrong with you.Then tell me, which of these three is your favorite? "

Li Weidong took out a cigarette, took a deep puff and then spit it out. Seeing the smoke drifting away in front of his eyes, Yao Wei appeared in a trance, always looking at him so quietly, always with that peaceful smile; When I got to Shen Lin, the way I cried and yelled at him while driving that night has been deeply imprinted in my memory, and I can't get rid of it; and then Xia Ruobing's pretty face, full of tears, said : If you want, I will give you...

After a long time, Li Weidong smiled wryly and said: "If you must listen to the truth, I don't know. I have always told me that Weiwei is my girlfriend, I can only like her, and I can promise that no matter what I will give up on her, but Sister Linlin and Bingbing, I really...I really don’t know what to say. I know that the three girls treat me very well, and I am also very surprised that others say they love It's narrow, once you fall in love with someone, you won't tolerate others in your heart. But I swear that I am sincere to Weiwei, but Sister Linlin, Bingbing, I don't know when it started, I don't know I fell in love with them without realizing it. If you insist on asking me to weigh each other among the three of them, I think it should be the same..."

Sighing deeply, he said again: "Second Uncle, I understand what you mean when you ask me these words today. Don't worry, although I am not a good person, I also know how to be responsible as a man. This is not ancient, nor Maybe hugging left and right is the blessing of everyone, I understand this truth. I will not hurt Bingbing, just like I will not hurt Weiwei and sister Linlin, no matter how much I like it in my heart, it is only in my heart Come to think of it, it seems like by now you're the only one to hear these words, and I think the last."

Hou Wanfeng was stunned for a while, then suddenly patted Li Weidong on the shoulder, and said, "Xiaodong, you actually misunderstood me today. To tell you the truth, I was quite worried about you at first, but now young people regard you as Feelings are like a child's play, going to bed is as casual as going to the bathroom, I never thought that you are still a virgin. Just for this, my old man really admires you a little bit. I want to tell you, if you like Bingbing, think You can marry her, but you have to leave the other two girls, but after hearing what you just said, I don't think I need to say anything more."

"Ah? Let me...marry Bingbing?"

Li Weidong, the boss with his mouth open, took a while to come back to his senses and said, "Didn't you make fun of me, second uncle? You think I don't remember. You said yourself a few months ago that you wouldn't let me marry you if you died." Darling Second Miss, shit, I'm still young, and I still have a lot of time to live, okay?"

Hou Wanfeng coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "At this time, at that time, didn't I know your details at that time, and thought you were sent by those people like Fang Zhennan. Now I know that you have nothing to do with them, and this time I went Japan is thanks to you, and I will be very relieved to be with Bingbing with your skills. If you want to marry Bingbing, the eldest lady and I both agree, and very much agree."

Then he sighed again and said, "Xiaodong, who will you choose among these three girls in the future? I don't know and I don't want to interfere with you. Growing up with her, sometimes she is a little willful and has a little temper, but she has a sharp mouth and a bean curd heart. You are the one she likes. Once she likes someone, she will be desperate and even escape her heart. Come out to others. Sigh, this girl... Forget it, I won’t say anything else, but Xiaodong, if you really marry Bingbing in the future, I hope you can treat her well and don’t let her be as unfortunate as her mother. well……"

Li Weidong was speechless for a while, thinking that this old man has changed too fast. At the beginning, he guarded me like a thief, and now he wants me to marry Bingbing. Damn, is this too outrageous?The problem is that buddies still have an original partner and a policewoman sister, so can you help me settle it?

Hou Wanfeng patted him on the shoulder, got up and walked out, and when he got to the door, he suddenly turned back and said, "By the way, I have to say one last word to you: If you want to marry Bingbing, I have no objection, but you have to listen to one thing." Good: You can only choose one of the eldest lady and the second lady, don't eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot, otherwise, I won't let you go!"

"Damn!" Li Weidong immediately became depressed, and said, "Second Uncle, aren't you showing off your head? When did I stare at Missy again? Don't make wild guesses, okay? Now these three are enough to give me a headache. It's over, you add another one, I can't survive me!"

"Cut, are there only three? What about the one lying in the hospital?" Hou Wanfeng looked contemptuous, seeing that Li Weidong was about to turn his back, he immediately said: "Anyway, I told you this, you boy, be careful .Missy is a girl supporting such a big mess, it is already hard for her, I can't see her being as unfortunate as her mother..."

I pour!Li Weidong couldn't laugh or cry at this moment, and it took a while to say with extreme contempt: "Second Uncle, you seem to have a really funny head, did you just say that, the second lady's mother is unfortunate, and the eldest lady's mother is also unfortunate ? Damn, do you think I'm crazy too!"

Hou Wanfeng suddenly said angrily: "What do you know, you bastard? The mother of the eldest lady and the mother of the second lady are first-line sisters, and they serve a husband together.