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When Yao Wei and Xia Ruobing were having their own concerns, Li Weidong had just served the little ancestor to eat and drink enough, and finally fell asleep, and he was also sweating all over his work.After putting in the water in the bathroom, I was planning to take a comfortable hot bath, but who knew that just as I took off my clothes and jumped into the bathtub, the bathroom door was pushed open, and I heard a milky voice calling: " Dad~~!"

"Damn, how did you come in?!" Li Weidong was taken aback, and in a hurry, he grabbed a bath towel to cover his body.Although Xiao Tiantian is still just a child, Li Weidong feels unaccustomed to showing her naked pp like this.What was especially surprising was that the little guy was already asleep. When she fell asleep, she was unshakeable. She wouldn't wake up after making so much noise to Xia Ruobing's three girls in the morning, so Li Weidong didn't close the door tightly when he took a bath, but why did she suddenly Woke up all of a sudden?

I saw the little guy's eyes shine, and he rushed over to the bathtub with his little hands, but she just knew how to crawl now, and she couldn't walk steadily at all. As soon as she took a step, she fell a big somersault, turned over without crying Using both hands and feet, he climbed very fast.

Could it be that she likes water?Li Weidong sweated a little. Speaking of which, the little thing bears the blood of the Dragon Clan after all, and probably has a connection with Shui Tiansheng.He picked up Xiao Tiantian, took off her clothes, diapers, and brought a lifebuoy for babies.Xiao Tiantian was already impatient, waving her feet desperately, refusing to let Li Weidong put on the life buoy, so she had no choice but to put her hands into the water carefully.

As soon as she touched the water, Xiao Tiantian cheered, and she broke free from Li Weidong's hand with the strength she didn't know where she came from, and jumped happily in the water.Li Weidong was worried at first that he would choke her, but after seeing it, he realized that the little guy's water quality is really natural, much better than his own, and his young body is like a fish. Very happy.

The bathtub was originally limited in space, and Li Weidong could only wrap his towel around and stare depressedly beside Xiao Tiantian after such a toss.It took a full hour, and I didn't know how many times I added hot water before and after. Xiao Tiantian was finally tired from swimming, but she still refused to come out. She fished a towel from the water, and imitated Li Weidong to lift her body Water, calling: "Daddy~~! Daddy~~!"

"Damn, you haven't washed enough yet? If you like water so much, why don't you go back and live in the bathtub!"

Li Weidong brought the baby bath liquid depressedly, and served the little ancestor to take a bath.Xiao Tiantian enjoys it very much, she floats on the water with Li Weidong rubbing her body, and giggles comfortably, but Li Weidong suddenly becomes a little embarrassed, because he remembered a very serious problem: Xiao Tiantian is too tall. Hurry up, maybe within ten days and a half months, this little girl will soon become a big girl!

Thinking of Li Weidong like this, he couldn't help but blush a little, and when he saw the little girl's bare ass, he felt uncomfortable all over.Ordinarily, facing such a one-year-old baby, Li Weidong would not have any obscene thoughts, but Xiao Tiantian is too special, and the terrifying growth will soon become a standard little loli, even It's hard to say whether it will reach the level of Yao Wei and Shen Lin! The latest chapter of Special Merchant!What should I do at that time, do I still have to bathe her like this?Khan, didn't I really become a weirdo?

While being embarrassed, Li Weidong also suddenly remembered another thing, that is, Xiao Tiantian's growth is too fast, which will inevitably bring about a problem: I am afraid that her intelligence cannot keep up with her growth rate!Intelligence usually refers to a person's ability to recognize objective things and use knowledge to solve practical problems, including many aspects, such as observation, memory, imagination, judgment, thinking, strain and so on.Regardless of innate factors, these abilities are inseparable from acquired learning and accumulation.And Xiao Tiantian grows up so fast, according to the current estimate, she will grow up at least one year a day, and after only ten days, she will become a standard young girl.But in just ten days, how could she learn the thinking and judgment ability accumulated by a normal person for more than ten years?

When that time really comes, she may become like the one played by Gong Li in Shanghai Beach Gambling Saint, she looks like a fairy, but her intelligence stays at the level of one or two years old.Wouldn't it be an idiot if you really want to do that?

Why the mysterious npc union did everything possible to send her to the real world, and whether it will affect the subsequent plots and missions, all of this is still unknown, the only hope is to start with Xiao Tiantian.Besides, regardless of this layer of relationship, in the end, this is a living person after all, and it is impossible for her to be locked up in the house for a lifetime, isolated from the world.So no matter what, the most urgent task is to teach her some basic life knowledge, at least not to look too different from her peers.

This is easy to say, but it is not so difficult to do in practice. It is conceivable how difficult it is to spend one day teaching ordinary people what they need to know for a year, especially when the sleep and eating needs of Xiao Tiantian are taken into account. A lot of time, the remaining spare time is even more precious.Li Weidong looked at his watch. It was [-]:[-] in the evening. He didn't dare to delay any longer. He half coaxed and half forcefully carried Xiao Tiantian out of the bathtub, put on clothes and diapers indiscriminately and threw them into the crib, and then put them on by himself. Good clothes to go out in a hurry to buy some necessary equipment for study.Xiao Tiantian obviously wasn't having fun yet, and was crying angrily, but at this time Li Weidong didn't care about her anymore.

I drove to the shopping mall and walked around, from building blocks, writing boards, talking with pictures, to point readers, children's computers, etc., no matter whether they can be used or not, I buy them first.The promoter of one of the point reading machines also enthusiastically gave him an invitation coupon, saying that it is a free training for early childhood education specially offered by a certain brand for parents, and welcome to come there then.Li Weidong rolled his eyes, and said to himself, I can't see that I'm just a student, so young and handsome, I really treat my father as a parent!

Back home with big bags and small bags, she found that Xiao Tiantian was tired from crying and was sleeping soundly, with tears still on her face.Li Weidong sorted it out, and decided to teach her to talk by looking at pictures first, at least to teach her to know some simple things first.

Xiao Tiantian was sleeping soundly, and she couldn't wake up after pushing for a long time, but Li Weidong couldn't be troubled, a piece of chocolate made her nose up and her eyes open.After she happily finished eating, Li Weidong lost no time in taking out n cards and began to teach Xiao Tiantian how to recognize objects.

This card is a kind of professional identification picture, with everything from big to small, and the printing is very beautiful.But Xiao Tiantian didn't seem to be interested in anything except eating, sleeping, and taking a bath, and she didn't even glance at Li Weidong.Li Weidong was so angry that he rolled his eyes, took out another piece of chocolate, and said, "Xiao Tiantian, my uncle taught you how to speak. If you learn how to listen, you will have something good to eat!"

As soon as she saw the chocolate, Xiao Tiantian's eyes immediately widened, she swallowed her saliva, and nodded half understanding.Not to mention, although this little guy is a typical foodie, he is really unambiguous when learning things. Although the voice is not very standard, as long as she reads something once, she can remember it immediately, and she doesn't need to read it again. Teach it a second time!This is called the real photographic memory. Compared with Xiao Tiantian, Li Weidong, a counterfeit who has gained a genius halo because of his equipment, is very ashamed.

The only word he can't learn is "Uncle". Li Weidong uses both soft and hard tactics. No matter how intimidating or intimidating, Xiao Tiantian only uses two words: "Daddy!" He calls it fluently and crisply.Li Weidong had a headache for a while, so he had no choice but to use the ultimate weapon, held up the chocolate and said, "Call Uncle, there will be chocolate to eat right away!"

Xiao Tiantian tilted her head and hesitated for a long time, but she gave up the tempting chocolate and said, "Dad! Dad!"

Now Li Weidong is really depressed, who knows why this little thing is so persistent in this title.But when I think about it, it's useless to call me uncle, I'm afraid that uncle will become an older brother in a few days, so I'd better wait until she grows up and understands.

Educating children is no less than a huge project, especially for the inexperienced Li Weidong.I taught until almost midnight, and Xiao Tiantian couldn't open her sleepy eyelids, and she didn't want any chocolate, so she fell asleep as soon as she crawled on his lap.Li Weidong also said that his throat was smoking, so he carried her to the bed and ran to the kitchen to make a cup of tea to moisten his throat.Just as the water was boiling, I suddenly heard a soft chirp.Li Weidong had very good ears, and immediately recognized that the voice came from Xiao Tiantian's bedroom. He threw the cup and rushed in two steps at a time.

The scene in front of him really surprised him, and in just a blink of an eye, Xiao Tiantian's whole body became bigger, and the soft sound just now turned out to be her body swollen~swollen~torn diapers came out the sound of.In fact, before this, Li Weidong had vaguely guessed that Xiao Tiantian's sudden growth might have occurred at a fixed time, but it was still shocking to see this scene with his own eyes.I saw that Xiao Tiantian's body was undergoing incredible changes, expanding rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. This kind of scene would only be staged in science fiction movies. If Li Weidong hadn't been mentally prepared, It's no wonder if you don't get scared out of your wits!

In fact, it is not entirely accurate to say that the body swells, because Li Weidong can clearly see that the little guy's head is turning black and getting longer, and his eyebrows and eyes are also undergoing subtle changes. To be precise, this should be called fast education.Looking at the time, it was exactly one minute after twelve o'clock, that is to say, Xiao Tiantian's sudden pregnancy should have started at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night!

Li Weidong stared at this little girl who was still sleeping soundly and oblivious to everything without blinking, until the speed of change became slower and slower, and finally stopped, and Xiao Tiantian's height had grown by half a head , definitely more than ten centimeters, and his appearance has changed slightly, with some of his milkiness fading, and he looks at least two years old.Li Weidong looked at his watch again, it was five minutes past twelve, obviously these five minutes were Xiao Tiantian's real educating time.

Fortunately, it's only 5 minutes. If it continues for such a long time, I really don't know how it will end.Li Weidong frowned and sighed softly. In his eyes, of course, Xiao Tiantian was more than just Jiyu. The key was what was hidden behind her special identity?

The baby girl hatched from the sacred dragon egg that is a sacred object of the dragon clan, the mysterious NPC union, and the dragon clan that has long been sealed in the game background.When a certain connection is suddenly derived between the game and reality, everything seems to become confusing...