rings are crazy

"what?!"

When Shen Lin heard this, her eyebrows turned upside down and her almond eyes widened, she raised her hand and was about to slap her.Li Weidong quickly said: "Don't do it! Let me tell you, what they want to eavesdrop on is whether you and I have that or that. If you don't want to commit suicide, I'll be a gangster later, and I won't be able to run away from you!"

Immediately, I briefly talked about the overheard conversation between Liu Si and Mu Yuhong today, saying that Mu Yuhong did everything possible to get rid of her virginity, so she colluded with Liu Si and took aphrodisiacs. Thanks to her vigilance, she got confused past.Finally, he said: "Believe it or not, anyway, they are eavesdropping next door. Whether you bark or not is up to you."

Shen Lin had a black line on her forehead depressed.This matter sounds so outrageous that she would not believe what Li Weidong said if she was killed in normal times.But now she is an undercover agent, and her life and death are hanging by a thread. If it is true, she might lose her life!After hesitating for a long time, he gritted his teeth and made up his mind, and said, "Okay, my name is! But Li Weidong, please remember, if you dare to play tricks on me, I will make you die ugly!"

"Cut!" Li Weidong curled his lips, thinking what's the use of being ruthless?Don't call me if you have the ability!

Shen Lin kept inhaling, she didn't know whether it was because she was holding back or because she was shy.

"Whatever, just wait for the dressing."

Li Weidong looked indifferent, made a cup of tea and drank it by himself.The neither salty nor light tone made Shen Lin's teeth itch, but there was nothing she could do.With luck again, I finally yelled "ah", very similar to the one in the midnight bell.Li Weidong just took a sip of tea and sprayed it out.

"I said big sister, haven't you watched porn? Even if you don't watch porn, you always watch tertiary movies? Which girl is like you! Please be professional, this is porn, not horror movies OK!……"

Li Weidong scolded very unceremoniously, Shen Lin was ashamed and angry, and said through gritted teeth: "Shut up!"

Depend on!Li Weidong said in his heart, it's really a bad word, and good intentions are not rewarded.Shen Lin thought about how much she called just now, so she could only swallow her anger and say, "Then what do you think should be called?"

"Stupid, it's the kind of daddy Yamei~~, daddy Yamei~~, clothes~~, clothes~~."

"You!...You can call so well, why don't you call it?"

"Okay, if you think they can believe it, then I will."

“￥#@&%…”

Shen Lin's eyes were like knives, wishing to cut Li Weidong's body up immediately.After taking a few deep breaths and brewing emotions for a long time, I finally yelled out: "Ah~~" It was the first time I did this kind of thing in front of a completely unfamiliar man. After I yelled, I felt ashamed. Die, I wish I could find a crack in the ground and get in.

Li Weidong nodded, and said solemnly: "It's not bad, the end of the sound can be blurred, so it will sound more sexy."

"you!!!"

Shen Lin was furious, and raised her fist again.Li Weidong hurriedly said: "Don't stop, this kind of thing can't be done with just one yell, it's better not to yell, it's fake if you hear it."

"What else do you want?!"

"Of course I continued to yell. Of course, this kind of thing must start well and end well, so people can believe it."

"..."

Shen Lin was too angry to speak, but what Li Weidong said was not unreasonable.In desperation, she could only close her eyes and clenched her fists tightly, shouting: "Ah~~, ah~~~" Such an absurd thing made her want to die, and she screamed, a strong sense of shame made her endure Tears flowed down again.

Li Weidong hurriedly went to the bathroom to get a towel and handed it to Shen Lin, while comforting her, he said, "Sister, don't worry, today's matter is due to helplessness, I promise I won't mention it to anyone, and you don't have to take it to heart."

Shen Lin took a look at him and took the towel, and just felt that this little hooligan was a bit human, but Li Weidong said again: "Also, sister, don't just say ah, ah, okay, there are many **** voices, except ah~ ~, and oh~~, um~~, you can even add some language or something.”

"%￥#@￥..." Shen Lin stared at Li Weidong panting, really wanted to jump up and strangle him to death.My heart said Li Weidong, you can do it, so you are ruthless.Let you bully me casually today, and if I don't clean up after you, if you obey me, I won't be named Shen!

When the qi returns to the qi, the bed still screams.Shen Lin was thinking about the animal tooth, and asked Li Weidong, "Ah~~~~~! That animal tooth you just mentioned, eh~~~! What's going on? How did Mu Yuhong find you? Oh~~~! Also, who owns the beast tooth now? En~~~!"

It was the first time to talk like this, not only Shen Lin was so depressed that she was dying, but Li Weidong also felt weird.Especially a stunning beauty with red cheeks, who can be indifferent when she yells "En" and "Ah" in front of you?Fortunately, after two days of yoga and meditation training, he managed to calm his mind, coughed a few times in embarrassment, and roughly explained the ins and outs of the animal tooth, and finally told her that the animal tooth was still being appraised by the Institute of Biology, Mu Yuhong's transaction, he Also refused.

Shen Lin said: "It turned out to be like this. Oh~~~! Mu Yuhong and the others are indeed a group of smugglers, Li Weidong, you rejected the temptation of the smugglers, ah~~~~! You did a good job. But what happened like this Things, eh~~~~! Why didn’t you call the police? Also, Yu Hailong’s group also belonged to the underworld gang, ah~~~~~! How did you get mixed up with him? Eh~~~~”

Li Weidong scratched his head, thinking that this matter is really hard to explain.If I say that the police are unreliable, you will be annoyed.After thinking for a while, he said, "Because I don't have any evidence to prove that they smuggled. If I call the police, I'm afraid I will startle the snake. Anyway, the animal teeth are not with me now, and they can't take them away. As for Hailong, I have nothing to do with him, he They just want to worship me as a teacher, and want to learn from my golden bell jar."

"You know the golden bell? En~~~~! No wonder I didn't knock you out just now, hum, I didn't expect you to have two tricks! Oh~~~~!"

Seeing her screaming hard, Li Weidong couldn't hold it back, and laughed while covering his mouth.Shen Lin just felt a little more used to it, and when she gave him this smile, even her fingertips turned red, and she said angrily, "Don't laugh! I won't bark anymore!"

"Don't, don't, sister, you bark very well, really, keep barking... Hehe, haha, ho ho!"

Li Weidong couldn't help it no matter what, tears were about to flow out.Shen Lin was gnashing her teeth angrily at the side, but she didn't dare to really stop screaming, so she could only continue screaming graciously.

Li Weidong clutched his stomach and said, "Sister, in fact, your barking is quite good, but it's too monotonous. In porn and tertiary films, those that not only need to bark, but also add some language, how can there be just Ahhh, it's still a bit fake."

Shen Lin said: "Isn't that okay? Oh~~~~~! What else can I add?"

Li Weidong sweated for a while, and couldn't help but blush, and said embarrassingly: "Actually, it's very simple, just 'that's great', 'it's so big', 'I can't stand it', 'don't stop' and so on. "

"You!!!" Shen Lin jumped up from the bed and couldn't help but want to kick her over.Li Weidong saw that her forehead was full of black lines, and she looked like she was going to run away, and quickly said: "I'm just telling the truth, it's up to you if you want to, we both agreed to do it!"

Shen Lin's chest heaved with anger, her hands and feet were cold.Looking at Li Weidong for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll call. But I can't just call myself, why don't you fuck?"

"Ah? Me?" Li Weidong broke into a burst of sweat, "I'm a boy, okay? This kind of thing is called by girls, how can there be a boy to call it?"

"Why not? Don't pretend, Liang Jiahui, Liang Chaowei, they all hummed when they did that, so you have to scream too!"

"Sister, they are tertiary movies. They are art movies. Do you understand them? They are all fake. You girls don't know if you haven't seen porn movies. When it comes to that and that in porn movies, male stars are never called. "

"Stop fooling me! Chocolate balls like to bark, you pretend I don't understand!"

"Ah?" Li Weidong was dumbfounded at once, "You actually know chocolate balls? Sister, could it be, could it be that you..."

Shen Lin raised her leg and kicked him angrily, and said angrily: "I just read it, how about it? Tell me, are you barking or not!"

"I, that..." Li Weidong opened his mouth, although he was thick-skinned and a boy, but in front of a strange girl, he still felt embarrassed to death, and said angrily: "I can't scream! "

"I still can't scream. Didn't I force you to scream? What did you say about me just now?"

"..." Li Weidong was at a loss for words, rolled his eyes for a long time, and said, "Don't call, just don't call!"

"Okay! Li Weidong, you have the guts! Are you bullying me? Believe it or not, I'll call you right now and get caught? Cell phone, where did I drop it?"

Shen Lin pouted her little ass that was desperate for life, and began to search for her mobile phone all over the room.Li Weidong said angrily: "Damn, you are avenging private revenge and abusing your power!"

"It's public revenge, it's abusing power! How about it? Girls call you, but you don't dare to call, are you still a man? Li Weidong, just say you're fucking or don't call!"

"Damn! Just call!" The scholar could not be humiliated, Li Weidong stood up and said loudly: "Fuck, fuck, are you happy? En?"