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Li Weidong liked to smoke when he was depressed. He smoked three cigarettes in a row, but he still couldn't come up with a clue.

These whiteboard equipment that no one picks up in online games, each piece is so rubbish, but in the real world, a simple attribute bonus can call the wind and rain, and do whatever you want!The stronger the equipment, the more reluctant Li Weidong was to part with it. Every time the durability dropped, it hurt more than losing meat!

Now, the only thing to look forward to is the quest scroll, the last item in the ring.Li Weidong had no way of imagining what this weird thing would do.I can only pray to the gods and Buddhas in the sky to bless it, and bless it to bring a real surprise, not a beautiful soap bubble.

The hourglass of the quest scroll is still moving neither too salty nor too slow, neither too fast nor too slow.

Sighing helplessly, Li Weidong stopped paying attention to these things and took the purple spirit cloak he took out.This is a short cape, the length is just right to cover the buttocks, dark blue, it should be made of cotton cloth, it looks very thick and familiar.The workmanship is as bad as the whiteboard equipment such as the belt and wrist guards, and the pattern of a strange eagle embroidered on the back seems to be a bit off.

Fortunately, these equipments are invisible, otherwise, wearing a cloak to school, I don’t know how many people will die laughing.Li Weidong fastened the cloak and chose soul binding.

What he didn't expect was that as soon as he was bound, his eyes suddenly went dark!I just felt that my head was hit hard by a sledgehammer, and the pain was unbearable.For a moment, there seemed to be countless hands reaching into his head, pulling and tearing desperately, his temples throbbed wildly, Li Weidong felt his head was about to explode!

The previous three pieces of equipment, including the Warrior Medal, were not so difficult to equip. Although there was some discomfort, it passed after a bit of patience.Only this time, the cold sweat that caused Li Weidong's pain soaked his clothes all at once. He didn't dare to scream out for fear of alarming his parents, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

After more than ten minutes, the severe pain gradually subsided. These ten minutes were as long as more than ten hours.Li Weidong was exhausted, crawled on the bed and fell asleep drowsily.

This sleep only woke up for more than an hour, and his spirit recovered very well, but Li Weidong still had lingering fears when he recalled the unbearable pain before.I don't know what the hell this purple spirit cloak is doing, but the reaction is so strong!

Shaking his head, he didn't feel anything different from usual.Li Weidong thought to himself, since the purple spirit cloak increases intelligence, then I should become very smart, right, I don't know if my IQ is high or not.

Going downstairs after breakfast, Yu Hailong's SUV was already waiting.Li Weidong got into the car and said to Hai Long: "Aaron, do you know any IQ tests, riddles, brain teasers, etc. Give me two."

Yu Hailong immediately said: "Yes, I'm the best at guessing. Master, I'll give you one: big girl's underpants, a piece of food, what do you think it is?"

Li Weidong felt his head buzzing, and countless thoughts flashed like electricity. This scene is very similar to the prologue of the opening title of The Matrix, where strings of characters frantically flash across the computer screen. I don't know why he can't grasp any of these thoughts, it's completely involuntary!

what happened?Li Weidong was taken aback. Could it be this shit's purple spirit cloak that broke my head?I was sweating in a hurry, and I clenched my fists and thumped on the head.

Yu Hailong couldn't help being a little proud, and said: "Master can't guess it? Hehe, apprentice told you, it's jelly."

Strange to say, as Yu Hailong said the answer, those flashing thoughts in Li Weidong's mind suddenly disappeared without a trace, as if the tide receded instantly.Li Weidong was even more surprised, and said, "Tell me again."

"It's still the big girl's pants, this time it's a career."

"I don't know, the answer?"

"Hey, teacher."

"Again!"

"Little brother, hit an animal."

"Answer."

"Lizard. There is also the second child, who is fighting a country, which country do you think it is?"

"Say the answer."

"It's a stick, Master," Yu Hailong explained with a grin, "The second one, South Korea."

After several experiments, Li Weidong quickly discovered the pattern: every time he thought of a question, countless thoughts would flash through quickly, and as soon as the answer came out, his mind immediately calmed down.This feeling is as if a CPU is installed in the head, and it will calculate immediately when encountering a problem, but why can't such a simple question be answered?

Day, I thought that equipped with the purple spirit cloak, intelligence increased by 2, and I became smart all of a sudden. Now it seems that apart from the automatic activation of the brain, there is no effect!Li Weidong was very disappointed with this purple spirit cloak.

The car drove to the city hall, and I arrived a little early today, and Yao Wei hasn't come out yet.While waiting, Li Weidong thought depressedly, what can this sb cloak be used for?

He suddenly heard a series of chirping birds, turned his head and saw a blond foreign girl holding a map by the side of the road, talking and gesturing to passers-by.But in the morning, people are very short on time and are too lazy to talk to her. There are two people who are willing to talk to her, but they can't understand English.

Li Weidong thought to himself: My buddy has been memorizing English these days, but unfortunately it's all memorized by rote, and I can't say a word.Otherwise, I should really help her, and don't let foreigners laugh at our country's lack of quality.

Just thinking about it, my brain started to calculate rapidly again.English words, sentence patterns, daily expressions, and phonetic symbols memorized during this period, all kinds of information related to English poured in.Li Weidong was surprised to find that he spelled out a sentence in his mind instantly, and then blurted out: "may_i_help_you?"

As soon as the words came out, Li Weidong was startled at first, and subconsciously covered his mouth, he couldn't believe that he said it.In fact, this is just a simple everyday phrase, junior high school knowledge, but Li Weidong has been in high school for three years, and the little things he had before have already been eaten.In these two days of tutoring, although there is a mental bonus and the memorization is solid enough, it is a pity that he has never practiced listening or speaking. It is impossible for him to say such a simple sentence!

But now, all the information about English jumped out of my mind, and I just spelled out a complete sentence with phonetic symbols!Li Weidong was dumbfounded, he didn't understand what was going on, but the foreign girl ran over happily, opening her mouth and chattering a lot.

People who have never practiced listening, even if they are fluent in sound marks, can't fully understand what foreigners are saying, let alone this girl can speak very fast.Li Weidong said in his heart that you are a sb, so speak slowly, maybe I can still pick it up.

"ore_slowly?"

Li Weidong came up with another sentence out of nowhere, even though he spelled it completely in phonetic symbols, it was very blunt and the pronunciation was not very accurate, the foreign girl still understood it, and hurriedly said it to him word by word, even if he didn't understand. Words are spelled down.This was a piece of cake for Li Weidong. It turned out that what she wanted to ask was how to get to Bo'ai Women's Hospital. Li Weidong told her in detail, and the foreign girl left very gratefully.

"Wow, Dongzi, you are amazing! It's only been a few days, and you can talk in English?" Yao Wei came out at some point, and was surprised when she saw Li Weidong talking to a foreign girl, and said suspiciously: "Did you really not learn English before, or did you pretend it on purpose?"

Li Weidong vaguely understood what was going on.The photographic memory of the Warrior Medal is to print pictures one by one in the brain, while the intelligence bonus of the purple spirit cloak is just the opposite. Once encountering a problem, it will immediately extract the relevant information stored in the brain, quickly Process, calculate, integrate!

The riddles that Yu Hailong posed before were all nonsense, and he didn't have any information in his mind, so he couldn't answer them.According to what I said, crap, it turns out that my brain has really become a cpu!