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Chapter 520 It's up!
Fortunately, there are no bullets, Soul Eater is against the sky!Fortunately, no bullets!
Li Weidong felt his head was buzzing, just kidding, this is a real guy!If it is said that Li Weidong was still calm when he was shot on the forehead just now, it was because he felt that Shen Dapao was trying to scare him to a large extent, then at the moment of Russian roulette, when this old guy pulled the trigger, he couldn't even close his eyes. Didn't even blink!If there were bullets in the chamber just now, Li Weidong's life would be completely over at this moment!
Facing the god of death more than once, but never so close to the god of death! M.lgbd, almost kissed by death!Li Weidong clenched his fists and rattled, and spent a full half a minute deliberating whether to immediately run away with the substitute technique, or simply smash his fist into the old man's face. If he is left to ask, who knows which shot It's about to bloom in the head!
Yao Wei's mother was so nervous that she was on the verge of dying, she grabbed her husband's arm tightly, and Secretary Yao couldn't see any blood on her face.The couple also didn't expect Shen Dapao to be so cruel and merciless, they shot as soon as they said they would shoot, and the moment they saw him pull the trigger, they couldn't even believe it was true!
Except on TV, have you ever seen such a violent and brutal scene in reality?After all, the couple are just ordinary people, and they have not received any anti-terrorist training, so they were so shocked that they couldn't speak.At this moment, all the hatred for Li Weidong was thrown to Java, and I just prayed silently in my heart: God bless, God bless!Don't shoot the bullet, then there is really nothing to salvage! ! !
"Why, are you afraid?" Shen Dapao said with undisguised contempt on his face, "Boy, don't hold back if you are afraid of death. Didn't you say that Linlin once blocked bullets for you? Huh, for your sake Can't it be unbearable for a woman to be shot with an empty gun? That's fine, as long as you beg for mercy, I will let you go. From now on, go as far as you can, and don't let me and my granddaughter see you again!"
Li Weidong burst into Xiaohan with anger!Damn it, Weiwei shields me from knives, sister Linlin shields me from bullets, girls are not afraid of them, but I, Li Weidong, have nothing to fear even if I play roulette in order to be with the one I love?At worst, I will take a bullet from you, and I will go to fuck your granddaughter 18 years later!Depend on!Shen Dapao, you and I are doing this, right?If you have the guts, shoot me to death, and see if your granddaughter can forgive you in this life!
Taking a deep breath, it was only after moving his body that he realized that the shirt on his body was soaked in cold sweat, and it was sticky and sticky to his back, which was extremely uncomfortable.Seeing Shen Dapao's contemptuous and teasing expression, Li Weidong's teeth were itchy with hatred, he tore off his casual suit and threw it on the ground, shouting: "Stop being wordy! Keep asking!"
Secretary Yao and his wife yelled in unison: "It's over!" Seeing that Li Weidong was successfully provoked by Shen Dapao, today's roulette is really going to die!Shen Dapao looked Li Weidong up and down with great interest, and said with a smile: "Okay, it's not too cowardly, he looks like a man. Listen to the second question: Are you still a virgin, have you ever slept with a woman?" ?”
Forehead?Li Weidong was dizzy for a moment, and said in his heart that he didn't expect this old thing to be so gossipy!In the spirit of telling the truth, say, "No, I... have."
Click!There was another firing pin, and Li Weidong was about to go crazy. He couldn't bear it and said angrily: "Whether I am a virgin or not has nothing to do with you, and you want to shoot?!"
"What's the matter, I said that I was not satisfied with the answer, so I shot. Your ears are stuffed with chicken feathers?" Shen Dapao glared, and said, "Damn it, this shot is because you are blind, Linlin, she is not good enough. Isn't it pretty enough? You actually went to have sex with other women, and you were blinded! I shot you, is it wronged?"
I %¥#@!Li Weidong was so angry that he was speechless, there was no possibility of communicating with this old bandit in the language of the earth.Even Secretary Yao and his wife couldn't help sweating profusely, and couldn't help thinking: Who is Li Weidong's first woman? Is it our Weiwei?
Li Weidong said angrily, "Go ahead and ask!"
A sly smile suddenly appeared on Shen Dapao's face, and he said, "Nonsense, I didn't intend to let you go! The third question: Among the girls you hooked up, is my granddaughter the most beautiful?"
Among the girls around Li Weidong, the most beautiful is of course Xia Ruoyun, who is all over the country, and there is also a perfect little sweet from the game world. These two beauties, one big and one small, definitely belong to that kind of legendary artifact. Even if a fairy descends to earth, it is just such an infinitely terrifying ancient road.But with the lesson from the previous question, Li Weidong didn't dare to tell the truth anymore, nodded and said, "Sister Linlin is of course the most beautiful."
Click!Another shot!The hairs all over Li Weidong's body stood on end, wishing he could stick out a machine gun from his eyes and just sweep this old thing through a few transparent holes! Tmd you just said that I have no eyes, and now I have said that sister Linlin is the most beautiful, you still shoot? !
Shen Dapao seemed to be more angry than him, and growled: "Fuck, since my granddaughter is the most beautiful, you are still not satisfied with the mother, and even went to make trouble. I should shoot you this time, should I?"
Li Weidong said in his heart that Shen Dapao, Shen Dapao, I completely understand!Anyway, if you don't kill me today, I won't be happy, will you?
Three shots, three shots in a row without bullets, but Secretary Yao and his wife were terrified when they saw it, and they really sweated for Li Weidong.As for Li Weidong himself, it would be a lie to say that he is not afraid. After all, the lucky gem is not [-]% reliable. It can only make his luck a little better than others, but there is no way to guarantee that seven consecutive shots are all empty shots!Just like your poker player catches a straight flush, the possibility of this is too slim!
But at this moment, he was more angry, because he found that the old thing in front of him looked like a rough man with no plans, but was actually extremely sinister, and he had set him up without knowing it.When Shen Dapao just said, "I'll give you another chance", Li Weidong thought that he was really moved with compassion and wouldn't really shoot. He never expected that he would be so ruthless that he didn't miss a single shot. !If it wasn't for Shen Lin's sake, Li Weidong might not have been able to resist tearing this old guy apart!
Li Weidong is not the kind of impulsive personality, but there is always a kind of stubbornness in his bones, and he doesn't care about anything once he is in a hurry.And at this time, he was obviously completely ignited by anger, and said in his heart, Shen Dapao, you are ruthless! tmd I'm still hooking up with you today, or kill me, or we're not finished!Staring at Shen Dapao viciously, he said word by word: "Good fight!"
Seeing Li Weidong's frantic look, Shen Dapao's eyes lost a bit of contempt, but he unconsciously showed a hint of appreciation, nodded and said, "You're lucky, you even escaped with three shots, But you can't be so lucky with every gun. It's a pity to see your little life ended like this, how about it, if you want to give up, maybe I can consider letting you go."
This kind of Russian roulette is obviously more dangerous the further you go, but if you give up now, wouldn't the three shots just now be for nothing?Grass, for sister Linlin, for agreeing to Weiwei and the others' terms, I'm going all out!Li Weidong gritted his teeth and said, "Stop talking nonsense and ask!"
"Okay! You asked for it yourself. Don't blame me for not having eyes!" Shen Dapao said with a straight face, "The fourth question: I heard that you want to immigrate to Colombia, is it to escape bigamy? What if My granddaughter has really followed you, is she going to run so far to live with foreign devils?"
"Immigrant?" Not only Secretary Yao and Yao Wei's mother, but even Li Weidong himself was taken aback, and blurted out: "What's the matter, I haven't finished college yet, when will I immigrate!"
"Really?"
"of course it's true!"
Click!Shen Dapao pulled the trigger again without any hesitation.Li Weidong was furious: "Damn! You said I lied and you shot, now that I am telling the truth, you still shoot, forcing me to lie, right?!"
Shen Dapao reached out to take a folder from the bald soldier, slammed it on the table, and said, "I still said I didn't lie, you can see for yourself!"
Li Weidong opened the folder strangely, and just glanced at it and couldn't help but yelled, "Damn it, it turned out that there was a photocopy of the "Colombia Immigration Application Form", written clearly in black and white, the name and photo were exactly Li Weidong. , as fake guarantee!Li Weidong was dizzy for a moment. He turned it over and looked it over twice. He looked at his birthday address one by one, and said in disbelief, "Impossible! Damn, this is my application form, why didn't I know there was such a thing?" What's going on?"
Shen Dapao curled his lips and said, "Stop pretending to me! Dare I, if I don't get this photocopy, I don't even know you and his grandma abducted my precious granddaughter to the southern hemisphere! Well, this shot was not wronged." ?”
Li Weidong said in his heart that he was not wronged, what the hell did I provoke, why did an immigration application form pop up for no reason! ……Huh?This date, March 3th, isn't that just after Xia Jiling was settled last week?In this way, there is a high probability that the two girls, Yun'er and Bingbing, made it.At that time, the conditions agreed to by Weiwei and Sister Linlin were not to violate the law. Bingbing must have told her sister about this, but the two sisters came together and directly applied for immigration for me. Damn it!
Li Weidong was not bad at geography when he was in school, but now that he has a super memory bank and a brain cpu, he can automatically retrieve more than n related information when he thinks of Colombia.I still remember that time when I talked about my dream to Xia Ruoyun, Li Weidong said that he wanted to have a small island of his own, and Colombia happened to be adjacent to the Caribbean Sea, so it must be the ghost of this girl.
Li Weidong thought depressedly: Even if you want to immigrate, people should be mentally prepared, okay? Tell me you can die!As a result, I got shot for no reason, and turned around to settle accounts with these two girls!
But thanks to Shen Dapao, he can even touch this matter clearly, which made Li Weidong affirmed a problem: the old thing obviously planned it in advance!
Four shots, already four shots!A drop of cold sweat slowly crawled down the brow to the corner of the eye, and Li Weidong felt as if a string in his body was being pulled tighter and tighter, and it could be broken with a little force.Take a deep breath and say, "Go on!"
"Of course, do you think I'll be polite to you?" Shen Dapao grinned, turned the hammer and said, "Listen, the fifth question: If you marry all these girls you like, suddenly One day they fell into the water..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Weidong couldn't help but curse secretly: m.lgb!I knew that such an insidious and wicked question would never be let go by a bird like Shen Dapao. It was nothing more than asking which one of the wives would fall into the water one day, which one would you save first.Save me?If you want to save others first, this old thing will definitely shoot; if you want to save sister Linlin first, Yao Wei's parents are listening, what will you think in your heart, can you let your daughter follow you?
So Li Weidong didn't even have the desire to listen anymore, and said angrily: "No one will be saved, can I just drown myself first? Shen Dapao, don't you just want to use my head for stimulation? Why bother?" There are so many tricks, come and shoot directly, everyone is so busy!"
Li Weidong felt his head was buzzing, just kidding, this is a real guy!If it is said that Li Weidong was still calm when he was shot on the forehead just now, it was because he felt that Shen Dapao was trying to scare him to a large extent, then at the moment of Russian roulette, when this old guy pulled the trigger, he couldn't even close his eyes. Didn't even blink!If there were bullets in the chamber just now, Li Weidong's life would be completely over at this moment!
Facing the god of death more than once, but never so close to the god of death! M.lgbd, almost kissed by death!Li Weidong clenched his fists and rattled, and spent a full half a minute deliberating whether to immediately run away with the substitute technique, or simply smash his fist into the old man's face. If he is left to ask, who knows which shot It's about to bloom in the head!
Yao Wei's mother was so nervous that she was on the verge of dying, she grabbed her husband's arm tightly, and Secretary Yao couldn't see any blood on her face.The couple also didn't expect Shen Dapao to be so cruel and merciless, they shot as soon as they said they would shoot, and the moment they saw him pull the trigger, they couldn't even believe it was true!
Except on TV, have you ever seen such a violent and brutal scene in reality?After all, the couple are just ordinary people, and they have not received any anti-terrorist training, so they were so shocked that they couldn't speak.At this moment, all the hatred for Li Weidong was thrown to Java, and I just prayed silently in my heart: God bless, God bless!Don't shoot the bullet, then there is really nothing to salvage! ! !
"Why, are you afraid?" Shen Dapao said with undisguised contempt on his face, "Boy, don't hold back if you are afraid of death. Didn't you say that Linlin once blocked bullets for you? Huh, for your sake Can't it be unbearable for a woman to be shot with an empty gun? That's fine, as long as you beg for mercy, I will let you go. From now on, go as far as you can, and don't let me and my granddaughter see you again!"
Li Weidong burst into Xiaohan with anger!Damn it, Weiwei shields me from knives, sister Linlin shields me from bullets, girls are not afraid of them, but I, Li Weidong, have nothing to fear even if I play roulette in order to be with the one I love?At worst, I will take a bullet from you, and I will go to fuck your granddaughter 18 years later!Depend on!Shen Dapao, you and I are doing this, right?If you have the guts, shoot me to death, and see if your granddaughter can forgive you in this life!
Taking a deep breath, it was only after moving his body that he realized that the shirt on his body was soaked in cold sweat, and it was sticky and sticky to his back, which was extremely uncomfortable.Seeing Shen Dapao's contemptuous and teasing expression, Li Weidong's teeth were itchy with hatred, he tore off his casual suit and threw it on the ground, shouting: "Stop being wordy! Keep asking!"
Secretary Yao and his wife yelled in unison: "It's over!" Seeing that Li Weidong was successfully provoked by Shen Dapao, today's roulette is really going to die!Shen Dapao looked Li Weidong up and down with great interest, and said with a smile: "Okay, it's not too cowardly, he looks like a man. Listen to the second question: Are you still a virgin, have you ever slept with a woman?" ?”
Forehead?Li Weidong was dizzy for a moment, and said in his heart that he didn't expect this old thing to be so gossipy!In the spirit of telling the truth, say, "No, I... have."
Click!There was another firing pin, and Li Weidong was about to go crazy. He couldn't bear it and said angrily: "Whether I am a virgin or not has nothing to do with you, and you want to shoot?!"
"What's the matter, I said that I was not satisfied with the answer, so I shot. Your ears are stuffed with chicken feathers?" Shen Dapao glared, and said, "Damn it, this shot is because you are blind, Linlin, she is not good enough. Isn't it pretty enough? You actually went to have sex with other women, and you were blinded! I shot you, is it wronged?"
I %¥#@!Li Weidong was so angry that he was speechless, there was no possibility of communicating with this old bandit in the language of the earth.Even Secretary Yao and his wife couldn't help sweating profusely, and couldn't help thinking: Who is Li Weidong's first woman? Is it our Weiwei?
Li Weidong said angrily, "Go ahead and ask!"
A sly smile suddenly appeared on Shen Dapao's face, and he said, "Nonsense, I didn't intend to let you go! The third question: Among the girls you hooked up, is my granddaughter the most beautiful?"
Among the girls around Li Weidong, the most beautiful is of course Xia Ruoyun, who is all over the country, and there is also a perfect little sweet from the game world. These two beauties, one big and one small, definitely belong to that kind of legendary artifact. Even if a fairy descends to earth, it is just such an infinitely terrifying ancient road.But with the lesson from the previous question, Li Weidong didn't dare to tell the truth anymore, nodded and said, "Sister Linlin is of course the most beautiful."
Click!Another shot!The hairs all over Li Weidong's body stood on end, wishing he could stick out a machine gun from his eyes and just sweep this old thing through a few transparent holes! Tmd you just said that I have no eyes, and now I have said that sister Linlin is the most beautiful, you still shoot? !
Shen Dapao seemed to be more angry than him, and growled: "Fuck, since my granddaughter is the most beautiful, you are still not satisfied with the mother, and even went to make trouble. I should shoot you this time, should I?"
Li Weidong said in his heart that Shen Dapao, Shen Dapao, I completely understand!Anyway, if you don't kill me today, I won't be happy, will you?
Three shots, three shots in a row without bullets, but Secretary Yao and his wife were terrified when they saw it, and they really sweated for Li Weidong.As for Li Weidong himself, it would be a lie to say that he is not afraid. After all, the lucky gem is not [-]% reliable. It can only make his luck a little better than others, but there is no way to guarantee that seven consecutive shots are all empty shots!Just like your poker player catches a straight flush, the possibility of this is too slim!
But at this moment, he was more angry, because he found that the old thing in front of him looked like a rough man with no plans, but was actually extremely sinister, and he had set him up without knowing it.When Shen Dapao just said, "I'll give you another chance", Li Weidong thought that he was really moved with compassion and wouldn't really shoot. He never expected that he would be so ruthless that he didn't miss a single shot. !If it wasn't for Shen Lin's sake, Li Weidong might not have been able to resist tearing this old guy apart!
Li Weidong is not the kind of impulsive personality, but there is always a kind of stubbornness in his bones, and he doesn't care about anything once he is in a hurry.And at this time, he was obviously completely ignited by anger, and said in his heart, Shen Dapao, you are ruthless! tmd I'm still hooking up with you today, or kill me, or we're not finished!Staring at Shen Dapao viciously, he said word by word: "Good fight!"
Seeing Li Weidong's frantic look, Shen Dapao's eyes lost a bit of contempt, but he unconsciously showed a hint of appreciation, nodded and said, "You're lucky, you even escaped with three shots, But you can't be so lucky with every gun. It's a pity to see your little life ended like this, how about it, if you want to give up, maybe I can consider letting you go."
This kind of Russian roulette is obviously more dangerous the further you go, but if you give up now, wouldn't the three shots just now be for nothing?Grass, for sister Linlin, for agreeing to Weiwei and the others' terms, I'm going all out!Li Weidong gritted his teeth and said, "Stop talking nonsense and ask!"
"Okay! You asked for it yourself. Don't blame me for not having eyes!" Shen Dapao said with a straight face, "The fourth question: I heard that you want to immigrate to Colombia, is it to escape bigamy? What if My granddaughter has really followed you, is she going to run so far to live with foreign devils?"
"Immigrant?" Not only Secretary Yao and Yao Wei's mother, but even Li Weidong himself was taken aback, and blurted out: "What's the matter, I haven't finished college yet, when will I immigrate!"
"Really?"
"of course it's true!"
Click!Shen Dapao pulled the trigger again without any hesitation.Li Weidong was furious: "Damn! You said I lied and you shot, now that I am telling the truth, you still shoot, forcing me to lie, right?!"
Shen Dapao reached out to take a folder from the bald soldier, slammed it on the table, and said, "I still said I didn't lie, you can see for yourself!"
Li Weidong opened the folder strangely, and just glanced at it and couldn't help but yelled, "Damn it, it turned out that there was a photocopy of the "Colombia Immigration Application Form", written clearly in black and white, the name and photo were exactly Li Weidong. , as fake guarantee!Li Weidong was dizzy for a moment. He turned it over and looked it over twice. He looked at his birthday address one by one, and said in disbelief, "Impossible! Damn, this is my application form, why didn't I know there was such a thing?" What's going on?"
Shen Dapao curled his lips and said, "Stop pretending to me! Dare I, if I don't get this photocopy, I don't even know you and his grandma abducted my precious granddaughter to the southern hemisphere! Well, this shot was not wronged." ?”
Li Weidong said in his heart that he was not wronged, what the hell did I provoke, why did an immigration application form pop up for no reason! ……Huh?This date, March 3th, isn't that just after Xia Jiling was settled last week?In this way, there is a high probability that the two girls, Yun'er and Bingbing, made it.At that time, the conditions agreed to by Weiwei and Sister Linlin were not to violate the law. Bingbing must have told her sister about this, but the two sisters came together and directly applied for immigration for me. Damn it!
Li Weidong was not bad at geography when he was in school, but now that he has a super memory bank and a brain cpu, he can automatically retrieve more than n related information when he thinks of Colombia.I still remember that time when I talked about my dream to Xia Ruoyun, Li Weidong said that he wanted to have a small island of his own, and Colombia happened to be adjacent to the Caribbean Sea, so it must be the ghost of this girl.
Li Weidong thought depressedly: Even if you want to immigrate, people should be mentally prepared, okay? Tell me you can die!As a result, I got shot for no reason, and turned around to settle accounts with these two girls!
But thanks to Shen Dapao, he can even touch this matter clearly, which made Li Weidong affirmed a problem: the old thing obviously planned it in advance!
Four shots, already four shots!A drop of cold sweat slowly crawled down the brow to the corner of the eye, and Li Weidong felt as if a string in his body was being pulled tighter and tighter, and it could be broken with a little force.Take a deep breath and say, "Go on!"
"Of course, do you think I'll be polite to you?" Shen Dapao grinned, turned the hammer and said, "Listen, the fifth question: If you marry all these girls you like, suddenly One day they fell into the water..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Weidong couldn't help but curse secretly: m.lgb!I knew that such an insidious and wicked question would never be let go by a bird like Shen Dapao. It was nothing more than asking which one of the wives would fall into the water one day, which one would you save first.Save me?If you want to save others first, this old thing will definitely shoot; if you want to save sister Linlin first, Yao Wei's parents are listening, what will you think in your heart, can you let your daughter follow you?
So Li Weidong didn't even have the desire to listen anymore, and said angrily: "No one will be saved, can I just drown myself first? Shen Dapao, don't you just want to use my head for stimulation? Why bother?" There are so many tricks, come and shoot directly, everyone is so busy!"
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