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In the swimming pool, the workers are doing the final adjustment of the equipment, and a pile of decoration materials piled up by the swimming pool yesterday have also been cleared away.The opening day is getting closer and everyone is speeding up to work.

Lei Xiaoluo's job is very simple, that is, to wander around when he has nothing to do, and at the same time do some coordination work.

For example, when a certain equipment comes, you need to find a certain person in charge, and he can handle the communication between these people.

After the official opening, he will return to his job as a lifeguard.

In fact, he is very satisfied with his job. Not to mention being able to swim for free, he can see beauties in swimsuits every day, and because he is a lifeguard, he doesn't have to worry about staring at them all the time. satyr!

If you are lucky, you can use the excuse of saving people to get rich.

The dome glass that was shattered yesterday could not be found at all, and there was no glass fragment in the swimming pool.

If he hadn't just separated from Humeizi Xiaomeng, Lei Xiaoluo would have suspected that what happened last night was not real, but a dream of his own.

He went directly to Hutu, and the old man stayed in the duty room, apparently waiting for him.

"Good morning, old man!" Lei Xiaoluo greeted him.

"Boy, I have to correct two of your mistakes!" Hutu said solemnly: "First, you have to call me Master, which we agreed on last night! Second, it's getting late, it's already ten o'clock in the morning Already!"

"Is it ten o'clock, why don't I know?" This guy is good at avoiding the truth, pointing to the hanging watch on the wall and swearing: "It's not good to be old, you really have reached the point where your eyes are dim! It's clearly nine in the morning How can you say it's already ten o'clock at sixty o'clock!"

Hu Tu knew this kid too well. If he continued to entangle with him like this, he would have nothing to do this morning. He pointed to the chair opposite and said, "Sit down, I have something to tell you!"

"Just in time, I have something to tell you! Let me have a cup of tea, don't say you don't have it here, I know you have a lot of good tea!" Lei Xiaoluo sat down politely, where there is no apprentice Respect to the master.

Hu Tu gave a wry smile helplessly, and thought to himself whether he was taking in an apprentice or a master!

You kid stole my pure yang jade liquid, and swallowed my Wanshou Pill that I have been waiting for for 30 years. You owe me, not me, OK?

"No tea!" Hu Tu said angrily.

"Boiled water is fine!" Lei Xiaoluo is easy to serve, and said with a smile: "If there is no boiled water, any yogurt, drinks, etc. are fine, no matter how much you can give me some snacks, I can barely treat them as thirst quenchers Eat something!"

Take snacks to quench your thirst, never heard of it!

Of course Hu Tu knows that the boy is here to cheat again, and he wants to eat my food and drink mine before he honors his master.

Just like before, the old man also didn't bother him about this matter, and said straight to the point: "I don't care how you stole the pure Yang Yuye. What I want to say is that from today onwards, you are a demon cultivator." Jiexuan Fox Sect's closed disciple, if you perform well in the future, I will probably hand over the sect to you. Of course, before that, you must first learn to respect your master, and you will be called a master when you meet in the future ..."

"Old man, wait!" Lei Xiaoluo ignored Hutu's words and said, "You made me the boss of Xuanhumen, right? I'm a human, not a fox. How could I be a group of foxes?" Boss!"

Hutu didn't answer his question directly, but asked instead: "Have you ever seen a flock of sheep?"

"I've seen it!" Lei Xiaoluo thought that the old man was testing him, and said without thinking, "Brother not only saw it on TV, but also in real life!"

"Then have you ever seen a shepherd dog?" the old man asked again.

Lei Xiaoluo didn't know what he meant, of course the shepherd had seen it, so he nodded.

"Since shepherd dogs can manage sheep, why can't you be the boss of a group of foxes?" Hutu asked him again.

Damn, can I be confused with a shepherd dog? I'm from Earth, and that guy is a dog!

All right!I admit, brother, this earthling is not as cute as Wang Xingren, okay, but please stop using this kind of analogy, it's not equal!

"Old man..." This time it was his turn to ask questions.

"Call me master!" Hu Tu corrected with a stare.

"Okay, master!" Lei Xiaoluo muttered unconvinced: "You are not that kind of pedantic person, why do you care about the form so much, call you master, you can earn an extra month's salary, and still be able to top it." Don't have to eat for a day?"

Anyway, if you ask for something, you must say something nice, so just call, anyway, you won't get much advantage, and brother won't suffer.

"This is the rule!" Seeing that the boy was willing to bow his head, Hu Tu was very relieved, and said, "If you have any questions, just ask, as a teacher, I will definitely answer your questions!"

This is really saying that you are fat and you are still out of breath. You must know that before my brother called those decorators masters!

"My question is..." Lei Xiaoluo was thick-skinned, but still blushed shamelessly, and asked, "If I were with Xiaomeng...that, would I be sucked dry by him?"

"Go to bed as soon as you go to bed, and return that!" Hutu looked at Lei Xiaoluo's crotch with disdainful eyes, and snorted, "I can't wait to say goodbye to my male body. I can tell you clearly as a teacher. The strength of Xiaomeng's vixen, not only won't suck you dry, but will be sucked dry by you! She underestimated the Wanshou Pill too much, but, in order not to affect your future cultivation, it is better not to vent prematurely Yuanyang is better!"

"Why?" Lei Xiaoluo swears just now, seeing Hu Tu's dissatisfied face, he quickly said with a smile, "Master, please clarify!"

The old man immediately turned his anger into joy, and said with a smile: "Once the Yuanyang of a cultivator before the Jindan stage is broken, a loophole will appear in the dantian used to collect true energy, although this loophole will not make the cultivator lose his original strength. However, it will keep leaking true energy, which will have a serious impact on future cultivation! You know why Taoist priests and monks pay attention to pure heart and few desires, this is the reason!"

"That's it!" Lei Xiaoluo said that he understood, and asked casually: "How old is the average cultivator to enter the legendary Golden Core Stage?"

"It's generally around 60 years old! Of course, there are earlier ones and later ones. I'm talking about the average value!" Hutu replied.

what?

Lei Xiaoluo's eyes widened, 60 years old!

By the age of 60, the thing in my crotch that has never been used may be on the verge of scrapping, right?

You want your buddy to be an old lady for the rest of your life, what's your intention?

PS: The new book is about to start, there are a lot of long-winded words, I hope everyone will not complain, there is no way Lei Ge needs support too much.Those who have money can give a money field, Lei Ge is grateful, and those who have no money can hold a personal field, and it is also good to give Duohua.