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A courier truck with big red flowers delivered Huada's acceptance letter, and all the neighbors congratulated Lei Xiaoluo.Everyone is saying that the boy from Lei's family is promising, has been admitted to Huada University, and is this year's top student in liberal arts.

Then all the people from his high school and the Education Bureau sent red envelopes. Looking at the stacks of hundred-yuan bills, he couldn't stop smiling from ear to ear.

At this moment, an uncle with glasses ran over, pointed at his nose and cursed: "Boy, didn't you agree to go to the history department? Why did you choose another department? I will open the special recruitment channel for you!" But you changed your mind, I will kill you!"

Then, a vase smashed over.

With a clang, the vase hit Lei Xiaoluo on the head.

He suddenly sat up from the bed, it turned out to be a dream, it scared the bird to death, the Yang Sen in the dream was too cruel, he even hit me with a vase!

Forgot to check to see if that vase was antique.

what time is it?He took out his mobile phone, only to realize that it was turned off during the exam in the morning, and he had forgotten to turn it on until now. Pressing the start button, he stretched himself.

As soon as the phone was turned on, noisy text messages and missed calls sounded one after another.

I wipe, it's two sixty!

Looking at the text messages and missed calls, they were all from Wu Si's number.

The exam starts on time at 02 o'clock, Xiaomeng, you want to kill me, didn't you tell me to wake you up at 30:[-]?

The guy jumped up from the bed, pulled up his pants and rushed out.

"Brother Badass, you're awake, what time is it?" Xiaomeng asked in a daze.

"Brother was killed by you!" Lei Xiaoluo retreated and ran away, he had no time to argue with Xiaomeng.

According to the test regulations, candidates can still enter the test room within 15 minutes of starting the test, and once more than 15 minutes, they will be turned away.

He ran downstairs in one breath. It took 10 to [-] minutes to get to school from here. Without thinking, he took a light-weight amulet for himself, and his running speed doubled in an instant.

The phone rang again, and he picked it up while running: "Sisi! I overslept, and I'm on my way to school now, don't worry, I'll be there in 15 minutes! What, exam admission ticket? Fuck, it's just a matter of time When you leave the house, I'll go up and get it, you don't have to wait, go in quickly!"

Lei Xiaoluo turned back again, just as he climbed to the fourth floor, Xiaomeng had already opened the door with his admission ticket.

"Brother Xiao Lei, I'm sorry, I was wrong..."

"It's okay, we can't delay it!" Lei Xiaoluo took the admission ticket and ran away without looking back.

On the way, he took another picture of himself with a light body talisman, and he ran like a gust of wind. People on the road thought he was hallucinating.

It took only 6 minutes to run to the school gate.

But Wu Si didn't go in, but stood outside the examination room and waited anxiously.

"Sisi, didn't I let you go in first?" Lei Xiaoluo asked pantingly. Although he used the light-weight talisman, his physical strength was not lost at all.

"I didn't see you enter the examination room, how could I take the exam with peace of mind!" Wu Si's words moved him very much.

"Then let's go in quickly! I overslept, I really shouldn't!" The two showed their admission tickets to the person at the gate together, and went to the examination room separately.

Although there was such a not-so-good start, the exam process was still very smooth. The second Wu Si got the exam paper, his mood had already returned to normal.

Not to mention Lei Xiaoluo, I didn't want to rely on my own strength to get points. Mathematics is different from liberal arts subjects such as Chinese. As long as you have a few books, you can copy almost the same. The questions on the test paper are written in the textbook. It is simply not to be found.

Even if it appeared in some review materials, Lei Xiaoluo might not be able to find it.

Then pretend to write something first, and then wait to copy it!

An hour later, he started his operation, and the two Bird Transformation Talismans burned at the same time. One bird went to Wu Si's side, and the other went to No.1's side of the science class.

It's a joy to copy.

At 10:[-], he handed in the paper [-] minutes earlier.

On the way out, Wu Si said with lingering fear: "Xiao Lei, you are so careless, but fortunately you woke up in time! If it is a few minutes later, this subject will be void!"

"Hey, I'm careless!" Lei Xiaoluo knew that Xiaomeng couldn't be blamed for this incident, she was a little pig who was sleepy when she was full, so it was too careless to entrust her with the important task of waking herself up.

"By the way, you actually ran over within 6 minutes, why so fast?" This is a question Wu Si has never understood.

"Hey, have you forgotten that my husband is not an ordinary person?" Lei Xiaoluo began to take advantage of her.

"Go to hell, do I know you?" Wu Si ran away shyly just like in the morning.

When he got home, he looked at a table of sumptuous meals and felt very strange: Why didn't this girl, Xiaomeng, eat in advance? There are so many dishes, and she is still busy in the kitchen!

Wasn't this girl's head kicked by a donkey, or was the food she didn't like to eat at night?

How is it possible, this girl is never picky about food, even if it is a vegetarian dish, as long as the taste is similar, she will eat it in one go, leaving only the plate.

"Xiaomeng, I'm back!" Lei Xiaoluo shouted towards the kitchen.

"Brother Xiaolei is back, you must be hungry, eat first!" Xiaomeng timidly showed her head, and said, "There are three more dishes, they will be ready soon!"

"It's almost enough to eat, come out and eat together!" Lei Xiaoluo said.

"It will be ready soon!" Xiaomeng's big eyes flickered.

"Okay, then I'll go take a shower first, I was sweating all over when I went to the examination room!" Lei Xiaoluo got into the bathroom.

Xiaomeng let out a sigh of relief, thinking that the bad guy doesn't seem to be angry, so that's good!

A few minutes later, Lei Xiaoluo walked to the living room while wiping the water on his head, and sat down in a loud manner. The food and bowls and chopsticks were already set.This is really rare, because he is almost used to seeing Xiaomeng eating when he comes back every day.

Just when he was puzzled, Xiaomeng, who was wearing tight hot pants, walked over, turned her back to him and slowly bent down, her little butt raised higher.

"Brother Xiaolei, he's wrong, you use the family law!" Xiaomeng said coquettishly.

From behind, Lei Xiaoluo could see Xiaomeng's expression clearly when he did something wrong. His heart softened, but he still raised his hand.

Xiaomeng was peeking at the back, and when she saw the slap raised, she closed her eyes in fear.

However, after several seconds, the slap still hasn't fallen.

She slowly opened her eyes a slit, and saw Lei Xiaoluo's arms fell on her waist, she hugged her with a little force, and put her hands on her thighs naturally .

While stroking, he said with a smile: "There is nothing wrong today, and Xiaomeng is so obedient waiting for brother to have dinner together, how can I be willing to use family law!"

"Brother Badass is so kind!" Xiaomeng happily kissed him when he heard that he didn't need to be beaten, and then said coquettishly, "I'm so scared that I'm worried all afternoon, and I want Brother Badass to feed me!"

If it weren't for the conditions, Lei Xiaoluo would definitely eat her first, and then eat.

PS: It's on the list, clicks, flowers, and favorites can all increase the list value, Lei Ge begs!