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Xiaomeng's pitiful appearance is extremely lethal, especially with that smudged little face and the two holes in the old pajamas!

Lei Xiaoluo stared at the two holes, with a strange look in his eyes.

Xiaomeng is so sure that she has succeeded, she is secretly happy, it seems that the master and senior sisters are right, the greatest ability is to pretend to be a poor woman in front of men.

He will definitely forgive my mistakes, hee hee.

No, his eyes are moving in the direction of YD for Mao?

Xiaomeng thought she was wrong, blinked her eyes and took a closer look, yes, Lei Xiaoluo has already started to swallow her saliva?

I've never heard of anyone swallowing saliva because of being moved. What's going on here, Xiaomeng tilted her head and thought.

Following his YD gaze, Xiaomeng finally saw two holes in the clothes. The holes were not very big, only four or five centimeters in diameter, but they couldn't stop the spring light that appeared inside.

In particular, the hole on the right chest can just see the top of the towering snow peak.

Lei Xiaoluo's eyes straightened, this was the first time he saw such a scene in reality, it's no wonder he wasn't excited!

"Does it look good?" Xiaomeng asked with a smile.

"It looks good!" The guy nodded without thinking.

"Hehehe, do you still want to see it?"

"Ok!"

"Is it any different from others?"

"The female pig's feet in love action movies are all purple, but you are pink...cough cough..." Lei Xiaoluo came back to his senses, and made such a brazen speech in front of the girl's body. Comments, brother did not mean it!

"Hmph, scoundrel!" Xiaomeng turned around to give him a back view, and then closed the door with a bang.

Lei Xiaoluo was naturally locked out of the door. He smacked his mouth and said: "You have no way to control the door. It's okay now, I'm angry! Hey, that's not right, it seems to be here. In my house, she even blew up my pressure cooker, I should be the one who should be angry, right?"

In the room, Xiaomeng leaned against the anti-theft door and smiled coquettishly, and said to herself: "What an idiot, my sister is worried about how to explain to him! I didn't expect to scare him so easily, but using this method seems to be a bit of a disadvantage Woolen cloth!"

The sound of a key entering the keyhole sounded from behind, and she ran towards her bedroom with long legs.

The door opened, and what Lei Xiaoluo saw was the back of Xiaomeng running into the bedroom. He glanced towards the kitchen and was startled.

My mother, is this still my home?

Black smoke billowed in the kitchen, half-cooked rice grains covered the walls and the floor, and a frying pan was thrown on the ground, and there was a layer of black stuff inside. Needless to say, the black smoke must have come from here.

The cabinets have been severely deformed, the range hood and stove are not much better, and there is a big hole in the refrigerator door. It is really hard to say whether it can continue to be used.

The lid of the pressure cooker was underfoot, which was seriously deformed.

What did that girl say just now, cook for brother?I think it's a war!

"Damn girl, don't think that brother will spare you if you hide!" Lei Xiaoluo shouted while opening the window to ventilate, wondering if there is a string in this girl's head.It doesn't matter if you do something wrong, you have to know how to destroy corpses and wipe out traces, so that you will have the chance to do something wrong next time!

I don't understand such a simple truth, so I have the nerve to come out and mess around?

"I didn't do it on purpose!" When Xiaomeng walked out of the bedroom, the black ash on her face had disappeared. This girl must have used a spell.

"It's reasonable! Why are you pouting, I didn't wrong you! Hurry up and wipe your ass, don't patronize your own face, and restore this place to normal!" Lei Xiaoluo slammed.

Xiaomeng's mouth pouted even higher: "You peeped at others, and they didn't even ask you to blame me, so I won't help!"

"Hey, hey, speak with conscience! You took the initiative to stand in front of brother wearing the clothes with holes, and I didn't force you to see it!" Lei Xiaoluo muttered: "If you don't take advantage of it, you're a bastard, brother don't do it. !"

Xiaomeng said angrily: "Excessive words, this girl is angry, so she won't help! Haven't you already opened the window, the smoke will go out soon!"

At this time, the voice of the owner's aunt came from downstairs: "What's the smell, is someone's house on fire?"

The two shrugged together, but this time they had a tacit understanding.

Lei Xiaoluo gritted her teeth, and said white like Xiaomeng, meaning that you are lucky, if you don't want the aunt to hear us quarreling, I will definitely not forgive you.

Xiaomeng gave him a blank stare, which means who is afraid of whom!

Well, brother is afraid of you!He knew that if he didn't want the aunt downstairs to come up and lecture him, it's better to keep his mouth shut.

He turned around and went to the study room, found the manuals of all the electrical appliances, threw them in front of Xiaomeng, and hummed, "Why don't you study them first before using them?"

"My girl is ice and snow smart, why do you still need to look at this?" Xiaomeng looked disdainful.

"Bingxue smart?" Lei Xiaoluo pointed to the kitchen and said, "Is this your Bingxue smart?"

Xiaomeng hurriedly explained: "Don't blame me, okay? I didn't know that the pot couldn't be opened after the lid was put on. They were trying their best to deal with the pot lid, so they forgot to cook the vegetables, but the pot exploded and the vegetables became mushy. Already!"

Lei Xiaoluo hates the root of his teeth itching. When there is pressure in the pressure cooker, can the lid not be opened? If you open it forcibly, can it not explode?

The kitchen is already in disarray, but apart from two holes in her clothes and some dirt on her face, why is there nothing wrong with Xiaomeng?

"Bad guy, why are you looking at him like that?" Xiaomeng couldn't stand his "worshiping" gaze, biting her teeth, and lowered her head and said, "He's a fox cultivator. A small pot exploded, of course it couldn't hurt him! Explosion When people are in a state of shock, they only need to form a layer of protection outside the body to block the impact. However, when they get nervous, the protective layer explodes, and the result... this is the result!"

Oh my God, why did my brother bring home such a wonderful flower!

I said, how could a mere pressure cooker explode and cause such serious damage, it turns out that you are fueling the flames.

Seeing him approaching angrily, Xiaomeng suddenly panicked, waved her fists and said, "Big Brother Lei, don't come here, you are not my opponent, you will suffer..."

"If I don't beat your ass today, I'll take your surname!" Luo Lei was really furious. On the way back, he was still thinking about how to make more money so that your girl can live a better life. You welcome me like this ?

A hungry tiger pounced on food, Lei Xiaoluo accurately pounced on Xiaomeng.

Xiaomeng was completely panicked, she didn't remember that she had special abilities, she just waved her two little powder fists to greet Lei Xiaoluo's back.

As for strength, it's no different from an ordinary little girl!