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When the shift was over, Hu Tu grabbed Lei Xiaoluo's sleeve and asked, "Apprentice, I heard that the police came to trouble you today?"

"Well, I lied to a foreign dude last night, so I'll let the police find trouble with me!" Lei Xiaoluo said with a smile: "But, the matter has been resolved! Old man...cough cough, master, are you I don’t know, the second foreign force must have colluded with the deputy chief of the police station!”

"Then how did you pass the test?" Hu Tu hurriedly asked, the deputy director had already appeared, how could you pass the test smoothly with your little social connections?

Could it be that someone gave you that dead ghost father face?

Don't look at the joke, as the saying goes, people go to the cold tea, not to mention that your father has been belching for eight years. It is estimated that there are very few people in the entire Huacheng who can remember him.

And this is because he bears the title of a second-level hero model, which is still somewhat useful, and is placed in the honor room of the General Public Security Bureau as a prestige.Otherwise, it would have been completely forgotten by the current police.

"Brother's character explodes!" Lei Xiaoluo said proudly: "The deputy director is considered a bird. At the critical moment, their director stood up and upheld justice. How about it, even the branch director who met for the first time stood up Brother, brother's character is not bad, right?"

"It must be bad luck, otherwise why would they help you!" Hu Tu first sarcastically said to him, and then said: "Listen to my teacher's advice, you still don't have the ability to protect yourself, so it's better to be calm Good! As the old saying goes, Muxiu will be destroyed by forest wind, come on, the simple explanation is to shoot the first bird..."

"Ahem, anyway, brother is considered an intellectual, and I can understand what Mu Xiuyulin said!" Lei Xiaoluo didn't bother to listen to his nagging, and said impatiently: "I'm in a hurry to go home, if there is nothing wrong If so, let's go!"

"Fuck, you're in a hurry!" Hu Tu stared, "I'm a teacher for your own good too! Isn't it just that there is a little beauty at home, and I can't wait until I haven't seen her for a day!"

Lei Xiaoluo had already turned around, so he turned around again and stared at Hutu.

Hu Tu was about to get hairy from his stare, and snorted: "If you have something to say, you have to fart, what a fool!"

Lei Xiaoluo chuckled, and said with a YD expression: "Master, do you think that if I bring the fruit flavored Durex to my little brother, will I avoid the result of sucking Xiaomeng dry!"

"What?" Hutu said incomprehensibly, "What is Durex?"

Lei Xiaoluo has black lines all over his head. It seems that the generation gap has become so deep that it cannot be bridged. Old man, you are seriously out of track with the times, don't you know?

"It's TT!" Lei Xiaoluo gestured to blow up a balloon: "TT always knows, right?"

"Damn! How could I not know that when the country promoted that thing, you were not born yet!" The old man glanced at him with contempt and said, "Don't dream, it tastes like a fruit, it's roast mutton The taste is in vain!"

I'm second, and it tastes like roasted lamb. You think it's raccoon crispy noodles!

"Is this really not good?" Lei Xiaoluo didn't give up, rubbing his hands together and said: "It is said that that thin layer can even isolate terrible germs!"

"Can the germs be compared with the majestic energy in the Beast Pill? You have spent so many years studying for nothing, but you don't understand science?" Hu Tu said with a look of hatred.

Second Olympic!

This stuff has something to do with science, so first use science to explain to me what is going on with Xiuzhen!By the way, let me explain what is going on with Reiki, and what is going on with your nest of old foxes and little foxes?

"Well, I didn't ask anything!" Lei Xiaoluo turned around again, and just took two steps, he turned back and asked: "Master, you are always the master of the school, you need to come to work to earn money. Is this a little money?"

When Hu Tu heard this, he couldn't help being angry: "I spent all the savings accumulated by Xuanhumen for hundreds of years in order to make Chunyang Yuye, can't I? If I don't go to work, I have to drink northwest wind. In the future Don't mention this to me, or I'll be in a hurry with you!"

"Don't mention it if you don't mention it, why are you angry, you old man is narrow-minded!" Lei Xiaoluo muttered and fled in despair.

No, the old man said that he would let his elder brother inherit the head of the Xuanhu Sect, and even praised Haikou, saying that he would give me all the money of the Xuanhu Sect, but you have no money at all, so what?

He didn't know that the Xuanhu Sect not only didn't have any savings, but also owed a whole lot of debt. What he was going to inherit was a sect heavily in debt.

Seeing his back going away, Hu Tu chuckled and said to himself: "Boy, you will know when the time comes, there is no free lunch in the world, you always have to pay back when you come out to hang out, how can you take advantage of it and not lose it?" matter!"

Lei Xiaoluo opened the anti-theft door, and a scent came out.

What is it that smells so fragrant? Judging from my years of experience, it should be the smell of stewed chicken.

Could it be that Xiaomeng, a vixen, really knows how to cook, so my brother underestimated her.

Take two quick steps, Xiaomeng is sitting on the sofa with a chicken leg in her arms and chewing, the corners of her mouth and both hands are greasy.

"The villainous brother is back, sit down and eat quickly, his craftsmanship is very good!" Xiaomeng just glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, and continued to fight with the chicken leg in his hand.

Lei Xiaoluo's saliva was about to flow out, Xiaomeng sat cross-legged on the sofa with her two delicate little feet bare, and she was still wearing the same old pajamas with holes.

This girl, why doesn't she know how to restrain herself a little.

Don't you know that brother can only watch but not go up, is this a tormenting thing, you are sex - lure brother to commit a crime!

From Xiaomeng's point of view, this bad guy brother has seen her whole body, so it doesn't matter what clothes she wears.

Lei Xiaoluo's stomach growled twice in disbelief, and then his eyes turned to Xiaomeng's obsessively obsessed body on the coffee table.

What is the situation?

Why are there only chicken heads, chicken feet and chicken butts left on the plate, where is the meat?

"There should be more in the pot, right?" Lei Xiaoluo bent over to carry the plate, wanting to fill another plate.

"There's nothing in the pot!" Xiaomeng said.

"What?" Lei Xiaoluo looked at her: "You ate the whole chicken?"

"No, how could people not save some for the bad guy, there's still plenty on the plate!" Xiaomeng stretched out her oily right hand and pointed to the plate. When she saw the scene on the plate, she was startled: "Ah? Why is it gone? I just ate a few bites. As for the meat, has it been stolen?"

Lei Xiaoluo's face was full of black lines, who gnawed out the chicken bones all over the floor?

It was stolen by someone, I think it was all stolen by your stomach!

This is really cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and foxes love pullets!