drunk
Chapter 5
Everyone is happy?
No, No, No!
Lao Hu and Xiaomeng both had expressions of dissatisfaction on their faces, but they couldn't ask Lei Xiaoluo to reject each other. After all, they made a choice without delay!
"Xiao Lei, you will be a member of the Xuanhu Sect from now on, and you are the disciple of the head of the sect!" Hu Tu patted Xiaomeng on the shoulder and said, "From tomorrow onwards, I will teach you how to cultivate." Why are you glaring at me, girl, don’t think that I can’t teach human cultivators because I’m a demon cultivator, our Xuanhu sect has a lot of cultivation methods for human beings!”
"Hmph, what's so great!" Of course Xiaomeng didn't want to lose to the old man, and hugged Lei Xiaoluo's arms again, not caring that her tall and elastic chest was pressed against his back, and said: "Grandma tonight Just live in the little handsome guy's house!"
"You, you, you..." Hu Tu had nothing to do with Xiaomeng's behavior of not being "moral".
But after thinking about it, he was immediately happy: "Hehe, I'm afraid you will be disappointed! Xiao Lei hasn't been home these days, and has been living in the swimming pool. If you want to live in his house, you can live in his house and experience it by the way. What does it mean to stay alone in an empty room, hahaha!"
Xiaomeng asked hurriedly with his eyes, Lei Xiaoluo nodded, and said, "It's true that I haven't been home for many days, and I've been living here all the time! If you want to live in my kennel, brother has no objection, but it must be hard work." Do some cleaning first, it's a mess in my place!"
Hu Tu, a shy old man, laughed exaggeratedly, thinking that he knew Lei Xiaoluo quite well, and his kennel really couldn't live in it.
The beautiful girl quit, twisting her body and rubbing against it, while dragging her drink and said in a charming tone: "Good brother, I'm afraid of living alone, what if someone breaks in at night? Ah? Good brother, come back and live with me, okay? In addition to cleaning, they also have good cooking skills. They cook three meals a day for you in different ways! Besides these, what they are best at is Warm the bed!"
Lei Xiaoluo's thieves' eyes immediately shone brightly, and he ignored everything from cleaning to cooking, and the only thing he remembered was the word warming the bed.
Hu Tu gritted his teeth in hatred. Although the two hadn't had a formal apprenticeship ceremony yet, he had already regarded Lei Xiaoluo as his closed-door disciple. Seeing that the apprentice was bewitched by beauty, he could do nothing. nothing.
This is uncomfortable in my heart, so don't mention it!
"Hey, I'll take you home now!" Lei Xiaoluo said on tiptoe.
Why do you have to stand on tiptoe, because only in this way can you look inside the beautiful girl's collar, tsk tsk, so white!
Xiaomeng gave him a blank look with a reproachful expression, but she didn't have the slightest intention to block Lei Xiaoluo's gaze, instead she straightened up.
Lei Xiaoluo looked up at the dome where a large piece of glass was shattered, and said to Hutu: "Old man, can you handle this?"
"Call me master!" Hu Tu corrected him angrily.
"Okay, old man master, since you didn't refute, then it can be done for sure!" Lei Xiaoluo said with a smile: "The apprentice will go first, I have worked overtime for more than four hours today, looking for a chance Talk to the manager about raising your salary!"
After speaking, he took the beautiful girl and left without looking back.
When she reached the gate, Xiaomeng turned her head and made a face at Hutu.
Hu Tu stared at him until the two of them were far away, then he laughed unrestrainedly: "Young girl, you think you are very smart, and you have no experience in the world! You even squeezed my precious apprentice dry, he swallowed The Ten Thousand Beast Pill is true, but that thing has not been absorbed by him, and most of the energy has been sealed. Once you double cultivate, it will be your cultivation level that will be absorbed by my apprentice, not the energy of the Ten Thousand Beast Pill. ,Hahaha!"
Seeing that Master was so happy, the four gangsters walked over with smiles on their faces. The leader bared his teeth and said, "Master, if there is nothing else, we will leave first. After returning, practice hard and try to revitalize Xuanhu as soon as possible." Door!"
"Mao!" Hutu raised his leg and kicked him on the ass of his first disciple Kaishan, and said angrily: "Go back to practice, when did you guys become so diligent? Who said that there is nothing wrong here? Doesn’t the broken dome need to be repaired, doesn’t the pool full of glass shards need to be fished out? You start to do it now, if you can’t finish it before dawn, you will look good!”
The four guys looked at each other, and they wanted to say that we didn't break the glass, so why should we fix it?
But none of them dared to say anything, the eldest disciple who got kicked asked cautiously: "Master, what are you doing all the time?"
"Of course I'm going to drink!" Hu Tu glared at him, and said, "In order to bring you four idiots here, I asked Lei Xiaoluo to help watch the house! If it wasn't for this, how could the Wanshou Pill be swallowed by him?" Stomach! Why are you still standing there, go to work!"
Under the coercion of old man Hu, the four apprentices started to work. Fortunately, they could use some spells, otherwise it would be no wonder they could be repaired.
Lei Xiaoluo led Xiaomeng to a residential area built in the 90s of last century, and tiptoed into the dark corridor.
"I'll use spells to illuminate this place!" Xiaomeng suggested.
"Hush!" Lei Xiaoluo immediately made a silent gesture, and whispered: "My aunt, didn't you just tell me not to let you talk? Brother owes the owner's committee hundreds of dollars. The property management fee, the aunt on the first floor has been chasing me for half a year, otherwise why would I live in the swimming pool. If she finds out, neither of us will even think about going up there!"
Xiaomeng immediately closed her mouth, but she seemed to want to say something, as if she was hesitant to speak.
"Go upstairs first, let's talk after entering the house!" Lei Xiaoluo first gently opened the distribution box and pushed the electric switch of his home. This is the usual method of the industry committee. Pay or not.
To Lei Xiaoluo, the lock of the power distribution box is basically a decoration, and he doesn't even need any tools. It only needs to be pulled skillfully, and it can be opened.
The two of them didn't dare to take a breath, and their footsteps were as light as possible. After entering the east door on the fourth floor, they breathed a sigh of relief.
woohoo...
Xiaomeng said to him who was panting: "Actually, I want to tell you that I am rich! People can't live here for nothing, can I, I can pay your rent, and you can use it to pay utility bills!"
"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Lei Xiaoluo immediately changed his tone when he heard that she was rich, and said, "Although I can't afford the treatment of a star-rated hotel here, it is well equipped with water, electricity and furniture. Seeing as you are a beautiful woman For your sake, the rent is 400 yuan a month, and you don’t need to worry about the rest. It really can’t be less! It looks like you are a rich lady, or you pay ten years first, four thousand a year Eight, ten years is forty-eight thousand..."
"But I only have 300 yuan!" Xiaomeng took out three hundred-yuan bills from his waist pocket.
Lei Xiaoluo stared at his kryptonite eyes!
Nima, play with me, the RMB of the four old people has been banned from circulation more than ten years ago, is there any!
PS: 5 more, 5 more birds!Thank you for your VIP ticket and stamp, friend Shi Piexin, okay!
No, No, No!
Lao Hu and Xiaomeng both had expressions of dissatisfaction on their faces, but they couldn't ask Lei Xiaoluo to reject each other. After all, they made a choice without delay!
"Xiao Lei, you will be a member of the Xuanhu Sect from now on, and you are the disciple of the head of the sect!" Hu Tu patted Xiaomeng on the shoulder and said, "From tomorrow onwards, I will teach you how to cultivate." Why are you glaring at me, girl, don’t think that I can’t teach human cultivators because I’m a demon cultivator, our Xuanhu sect has a lot of cultivation methods for human beings!”
"Hmph, what's so great!" Of course Xiaomeng didn't want to lose to the old man, and hugged Lei Xiaoluo's arms again, not caring that her tall and elastic chest was pressed against his back, and said: "Grandma tonight Just live in the little handsome guy's house!"
"You, you, you..." Hu Tu had nothing to do with Xiaomeng's behavior of not being "moral".
But after thinking about it, he was immediately happy: "Hehe, I'm afraid you will be disappointed! Xiao Lei hasn't been home these days, and has been living in the swimming pool. If you want to live in his house, you can live in his house and experience it by the way. What does it mean to stay alone in an empty room, hahaha!"
Xiaomeng asked hurriedly with his eyes, Lei Xiaoluo nodded, and said, "It's true that I haven't been home for many days, and I've been living here all the time! If you want to live in my kennel, brother has no objection, but it must be hard work." Do some cleaning first, it's a mess in my place!"
Hu Tu, a shy old man, laughed exaggeratedly, thinking that he knew Lei Xiaoluo quite well, and his kennel really couldn't live in it.
The beautiful girl quit, twisting her body and rubbing against it, while dragging her drink and said in a charming tone: "Good brother, I'm afraid of living alone, what if someone breaks in at night? Ah? Good brother, come back and live with me, okay? In addition to cleaning, they also have good cooking skills. They cook three meals a day for you in different ways! Besides these, what they are best at is Warm the bed!"
Lei Xiaoluo's thieves' eyes immediately shone brightly, and he ignored everything from cleaning to cooking, and the only thing he remembered was the word warming the bed.
Hu Tu gritted his teeth in hatred. Although the two hadn't had a formal apprenticeship ceremony yet, he had already regarded Lei Xiaoluo as his closed-door disciple. Seeing that the apprentice was bewitched by beauty, he could do nothing. nothing.
This is uncomfortable in my heart, so don't mention it!
"Hey, I'll take you home now!" Lei Xiaoluo said on tiptoe.
Why do you have to stand on tiptoe, because only in this way can you look inside the beautiful girl's collar, tsk tsk, so white!
Xiaomeng gave him a blank look with a reproachful expression, but she didn't have the slightest intention to block Lei Xiaoluo's gaze, instead she straightened up.
Lei Xiaoluo looked up at the dome where a large piece of glass was shattered, and said to Hutu: "Old man, can you handle this?"
"Call me master!" Hu Tu corrected him angrily.
"Okay, old man master, since you didn't refute, then it can be done for sure!" Lei Xiaoluo said with a smile: "The apprentice will go first, I have worked overtime for more than four hours today, looking for a chance Talk to the manager about raising your salary!"
After speaking, he took the beautiful girl and left without looking back.
When she reached the gate, Xiaomeng turned her head and made a face at Hutu.
Hu Tu stared at him until the two of them were far away, then he laughed unrestrainedly: "Young girl, you think you are very smart, and you have no experience in the world! You even squeezed my precious apprentice dry, he swallowed The Ten Thousand Beast Pill is true, but that thing has not been absorbed by him, and most of the energy has been sealed. Once you double cultivate, it will be your cultivation level that will be absorbed by my apprentice, not the energy of the Ten Thousand Beast Pill. ,Hahaha!"
Seeing that Master was so happy, the four gangsters walked over with smiles on their faces. The leader bared his teeth and said, "Master, if there is nothing else, we will leave first. After returning, practice hard and try to revitalize Xuanhu as soon as possible." Door!"
"Mao!" Hutu raised his leg and kicked him on the ass of his first disciple Kaishan, and said angrily: "Go back to practice, when did you guys become so diligent? Who said that there is nothing wrong here? Doesn’t the broken dome need to be repaired, doesn’t the pool full of glass shards need to be fished out? You start to do it now, if you can’t finish it before dawn, you will look good!”
The four guys looked at each other, and they wanted to say that we didn't break the glass, so why should we fix it?
But none of them dared to say anything, the eldest disciple who got kicked asked cautiously: "Master, what are you doing all the time?"
"Of course I'm going to drink!" Hu Tu glared at him, and said, "In order to bring you four idiots here, I asked Lei Xiaoluo to help watch the house! If it wasn't for this, how could the Wanshou Pill be swallowed by him?" Stomach! Why are you still standing there, go to work!"
Under the coercion of old man Hu, the four apprentices started to work. Fortunately, they could use some spells, otherwise it would be no wonder they could be repaired.
Lei Xiaoluo led Xiaomeng to a residential area built in the 90s of last century, and tiptoed into the dark corridor.
"I'll use spells to illuminate this place!" Xiaomeng suggested.
"Hush!" Lei Xiaoluo immediately made a silent gesture, and whispered: "My aunt, didn't you just tell me not to let you talk? Brother owes the owner's committee hundreds of dollars. The property management fee, the aunt on the first floor has been chasing me for half a year, otherwise why would I live in the swimming pool. If she finds out, neither of us will even think about going up there!"
Xiaomeng immediately closed her mouth, but she seemed to want to say something, as if she was hesitant to speak.
"Go upstairs first, let's talk after entering the house!" Lei Xiaoluo first gently opened the distribution box and pushed the electric switch of his home. This is the usual method of the industry committee. Pay or not.
To Lei Xiaoluo, the lock of the power distribution box is basically a decoration, and he doesn't even need any tools. It only needs to be pulled skillfully, and it can be opened.
The two of them didn't dare to take a breath, and their footsteps were as light as possible. After entering the east door on the fourth floor, they breathed a sigh of relief.
woohoo...
Xiaomeng said to him who was panting: "Actually, I want to tell you that I am rich! People can't live here for nothing, can I, I can pay your rent, and you can use it to pay utility bills!"
"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Lei Xiaoluo immediately changed his tone when he heard that she was rich, and said, "Although I can't afford the treatment of a star-rated hotel here, it is well equipped with water, electricity and furniture. Seeing as you are a beautiful woman For your sake, the rent is 400 yuan a month, and you don’t need to worry about the rest. It really can’t be less! It looks like you are a rich lady, or you pay ten years first, four thousand a year Eight, ten years is forty-eight thousand..."
"But I only have 300 yuan!" Xiaomeng took out three hundred-yuan bills from his waist pocket.
Lei Xiaoluo stared at his kryptonite eyes!
Nima, play with me, the RMB of the four old people has been banned from circulation more than ten years ago, is there any!
PS: 5 more, 5 more birds!Thank you for your VIP ticket and stamp, friend Shi Piexin, okay!
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