Yin Yang ghost contract

I am familiar with this face, it is the dead Henan girl, and it is exactly as Guo Dapao said, her face is as black as ink, and her smile is like talking about squirming cow dung.

"Ah!" I was taken aback, and the cigarette in my hand fell to the ground.

I remembered, this woman has already cheated her body and ran away. Could it be that she is really entangled with me, the unlucky ghost, as Guo Dapao said.

"Brother Qin, what's wrong with you, don't be surprised, you fucking want to scare people to death." Cai Hua frowned.

"It's over, it's over, I was followed by a ghost, and I'm dead now." I picked up the cigarette on the ground, winked at Cauliflower, lowered my voice, and dragged him to walk quickly.

Cauliflower said helplessly, brother, it's not that I didn't know that you were haunted by ghosts, and I said you were afraid of a ball with me around.

I'm too lazy to explain to him, and I'll tell you later that this time I'm in big trouble.

Cauliflower glanced back and said, Brother Qin, you must be too nervous, let alone a ghost, you don't even have a few hairs.

I didn't dare to turn my head back, and I pulled the cauliflower and quickly got off the bridge. As soon as I got off the bridge, the street lights came on.

Now even the cauliflower was dumbfounded, staring at me with big eyes, brother, this time is really troublesome.

I said, of course I know the trouble.

Cauliflower said, "You don't understand. The bridge is guarded by ghosts. People can cross the bridge, but ghosts cannot. Did you really see something just now?"

I said, why did I lie to you?

Cauliflower shook her head and said, trouble, trouble, all the ghosts are on the bridge in a brazen name, it's still far away from July and half a year, are you going to rebel?

Make your sister, let's go.

Hearing what he said, I became even more frightened, especially the dark grimace, my scalp tingles when I think of it.

When I arrived at the front door I rented, it became a bit more lively. Although this is not a bustling area in the city center, it is still lively. Seeing the dim lights, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

As soon as she entered the door, Cai Hua immediately closed the door tightly, beating her chest, and gasping for breath.

"I said, Brother Qin, why are you staring at me like this? Let's talk about it first, bro, I'm rotten cauliflower, so I'll be hands-free." Caihua wiped the cold sweat from her face, seeing me staring at him, she asked me in doubt .

I gave him a blank look, thanks to you having the face to call yourself a celestial master, bah!

Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, you don't understand, it's going to be fierce this time, if she picks us up on the road, she's not prepared at all, she's going to die.

I said, what the hell are you waiting for, get ready.

Cauliflower said, "Brother Qin, I'll kill the chicken, you go and prepare glutinous rice water. After finishing speaking, the grandson rushed into the kitchen, found a bowl, and slaughtered the big rooster with a click. The technique was clean and neat." , It seems that I have practiced a lot.

After soaking in glutinous rice water, Caihua soaked the red rope in glutinous rice water for a while, tied a copper bell and hung it on the door.

Brother Qin, where's the razor?

I took the razor and threw it to him, asking what do I want to do?

He said to go to the bathroom, then dragged me in without any explanation, and locked the door behind him with a bang.

"Take off your pants!" Cauliflower turned on the shaver. Amidst the electric buzzing, I was a little messy. I said that this rotten cauliflower was so good to me, so it was good.

I clutched my crotch, a little anxious, cauliflower, you, don't mess around, I don't like this.

Cauliflower laughed dryly, Brother Qin, let's go with whom, why are you so shy, come on.

I saw him with a lewd smile on his face, and he was even more confused. He opened the door and was about to run, but the cauliflower turned over and blocked the door. The 1.8-meter-high Kansai man is a wall, not to mention that I am empty now, just not Xu also could not escape the bad luck of being exploded.

"Get out! Aren't you a fucking rotten cauliflower? If you want to mess with the base, find someone else, and if you dare to take a step forward, I will abolish you."

When Cauliflower heard it, she was overjoyed, and said with wide eyes, "I'm stupid, I want to shave for you, but with your body, I won't even look for you."

I let out a long sigh of relief, "Nimma, don't laugh so fucking lewdly when you talk next time? Tell me, why do you want to shave?"

Cauliflower said, scraped that thing and smeared it with chicken blood mixed with incense ash and cinnabar to kill that little bastard.

Damn, can this bad idea work?

I don't know, the blood of the rooster has strong yang energy, and the incense ash and cinnabar to ward off evil spirits should work together well.

"Well, you really treat me like a guinea pig. It's inconvenient for you to go out first."

Cauliflower took the chicken blood bowl and went out with the ashes. I took the opportunity to shave with a razor, but I regretted it as soon as I shaved it.

"Cauliflower, find me a pair of scissors." I opened the door and shouted.

Cauliflower threw a bloody kitchen knife in, "It has to be rooted, and there should be no lint left. You can figure it out yourself."

Looking at the bloody kitchen knife in my hand, I broke down a bit. If I didn't cut it well, I would have to enter the Forbidden City.

It took me a long time to shave, and finally the shaving is almost done, but even so, I still got two bloody cuts, and I grinned my teeth in pain.

"Brother Qin, put this on, and I'll see you show your power at night." Caihua brought the bowl in, and then stared at my brother.

I took the bowl and said angrily, "Why the hell are you still standing there, I'm busy with you."

Cauliflower chuckled, "Brother Qin, you're a big bird, no wonder those whores are running after you."

"roll!"

Touching the paste and sticky thing with my hand, it smells so bad that it makes people feel sick. Only the cauliflower can come up with such a damaging method. There is no way, I can only do this for my life.

I quickly put on my trousers and walked out. Seeing the bloody dead chicken thrown on the floor, it caught fire and I opened the window to throw it away.

Cauliflower rushed over and grabbed me, don't, it will come in handy later.

I looked at the messy things in the room, and I was annoyed. I looked at the watch and it was almost eleven o'clock, "Cauliflower, can you do it, brother, my life is all in your hands."

Cauliflower said, it depends on you, there is only so much I can do.

Time passed by, and Caihua and I were sitting on the sofa with one cigarette after another. The grandson of Caihua flushed with excitement. Catching ghosts is his lifelong dream, just like a pervert meets a beautiful woman, an addict meets a White flour is generally hungry and stimulating.

On the contrary, my whole body is cold, and my heart is in my throat. This is not a joke, maybe I will confess here tonight.

Jingle Bell!The red rope on the door vibrated violently, and the copper bell rang.

I took a look, good guy, it seems that cauliflower has really learned two brushes.

Cauliflower rubbed her hands and said with a wretched smile, Brother Qin, the female ghost is here, I'll hide for now, I'll kill you, you know. "

After finishing speaking, he hugged the bloody dead chicken, held the chicken blood bowl, collected the red thread and hid in the dressing room of the room.

The doorbell rang, and I looked through the cat's eyes, and Taohong came.

Just as I was about to open the door, Caihua poked her head out and asked, "Brother Qin, my presence here won't affect your state, right?"

I said, "Stupid, get out!"

The cauliflower head shrank back, I opened the door, and walked in with a pink smile on my face full of spring breeze.

This little girl is still the same as before, her clothes are the same, the only thing that makes me angry is that her face has blood, but I am pale like a ghost.

"Why, don't you welcome me?" Tao Hong stretched out her hand and grabbed my important parts. I smiled and grabbed her hand, her hand was actually warm. Although it was still a little cold, it was definitely not the original coldness.

"How could it be? I didn't have a good time yesterday. Today I have to cheer up." I smiled and let her in, and touched her beautiful buttocks, which were soft and elastic.

Tao Hong walked in, shrugged her nose, frowned and asked, what's the smell, it smells so bad?

Then I opened the kitchen door and saw that there were leftover chicken feathers and blood on the floor. I quickly smoothed things over and said, "It was wilted yesterday. I bought a chicken today to make up for my health."

Tao Hong glanced at me, and I nodded to her seriously, she didn't say anything, sat down on the sofa with her legs crossed in high heels, looked at her round pink buttocks, slender beautiful legs, this woman If it wasn't a ghost, it would be charming.

"Take it off for me." She slowly stretched out her beautiful legs in stockings, tilted her head and stroked her hair, seductively seducing me.

She and I have long been used to this way of making love. In order to finish her off smoothly, I squatted down and gently took off her high heels like I was serving a queen.

"Why don't you touch my legs today? Didn't you say you like black stockings the most?" She asked me charmingly and coquettishly.

I picked up the red wine prepared on the table and handed it to her, and looked at her lustfully, "Baby, I miss you so much today, drink it up, let's start, a moment is worth a thousand dollars."

Tao Hong nodded, and under my watchful eye, she drank it in one bite.

"Tao Hong, you, how are you feeling?" I asked her nervously.

This wine is mixed with realgar. Realgar has the effect of expelling evil spirits and dispersing wind. Die this bitch.

Tao Hong frowned, smacked her lips and did not speak.

Could it be that it was about to reveal itself? I took a step back and kept a safe distance.

"This wine tastes a little bit bitter, but it feels good. Dead man, why are you standing so far away? Why don't you undress me quickly, and get over it early, and I have to go back early," Tao Hong said.

As soon as Tao Hong finished speaking, Cauliflower yelled in the closet, "It's over!"

"What?" Tao Hong was a little suspicious.

I really wanted to kick that pig, Cauliflower, and quickly smoothed things over and said, "It's okay, I'm done talking, I forgot to buy a set."

While talking, I quickly coughed and reminded cauliflower not to startle the snake.

"Why bring that thing? Let's have fun in time."

She quickly took off her naked body, her tentacles were warm and elastic, which was completely different from the previous few times.

While pushing her down on the bed, I sniffed her armpits according to the method of cauliflower. If she is a ghost, she will definitely have an unpleasant smell of corpse.

To my disappointment, this time, not to mention the smell of corpses, even the smell of perfume is gone. It seems that the only way to see the real thing is to go straight to Huanglong.