The vicious female supporting role must be cleaned up: it is not easy to be a poisonous female

After a while, except for Meteor and the other four guards who were in charge of guarding in four directions, Xiao Mo bit the bullet and sat down in a circle with the others.

Then Su Sheng, the initiator, volunteered to make a joke first.

When the county magistrate interrogated the prisoner's age, the prisoner answered that he was a pig, but the county magistrate was furious: "This county belongs to a pig, how dare you belong to a pig?"

The prisoner hurriedly said: "My lord, Xiaomin is really a pig, born on the [-]th day of the winter month."

Only then did the county magistrate realize that the prisoner hadn't scolded him, and sighed, "This county has students born on the eighth day of the first lunar month."

The prisoner was much more obedient this time, and replied loudly: "That's right, the master is a pig's head, and I am a pig's water!"

Except for Xiao Mo who still has the face of Bao Gong, everyone else laughed happily, and then Su Qing hurriedly answered, "Let me tell you a few jokes."

"Mom, I'm out of money, give me some money.

What do you want money for?

Go out and play...you can't go anywhere without money.

Silly boy, you can still die! "

In the next second, laughter spread throughout the grassland, attracting the attention of many people.

The corners of Xiao Mo's mouth only lifted slightly, and then he put on a serious face again.

"Two men went to play on the mountain, one accidentally slipped and fell off the cliff, the companion shouted anxiously: "Brother, how are you, is there anything wrong? ", I only heard the person who fell replied: "I don't know, I'm still falling~~~~~""

Everyone laughed, even Su Su was busy wiping away tears, laughing until tears came out, only Xiao Mo was still there with black lines on his face, and said disdainfully, "What's so funny about this."

Princess Jiyue couldn't stop laughing.

"Why don't you come here." Su Qing directly gave the opportunity to Xiao Mo, Xiao Mo raised her eyebrows,

Then Xiao Mo raised his throat, coughed a few times, and said in a straight voice, "Once upon a time, there was a scholar who hired a sedan chair to go to a friend's house.

On the way, he saw two bearers sweating and panting, so he asked sympathetically, "Is it heavy?"

The bearer said, "Heavy."

This scholar was kind-hearted, so he carried a bag of copper coins in the sedan chair on his back.

Then he asked the bearer, "Is it still heavy?"

The bearer still replied: "heavy"

The scholar said to himself: "This is strange. I have already carried the bag of copper coins in the sedan chair on my back. How can it be heavy?"

As soon as the joke came out, Xiao Mo giggled by himself. He thought that other people would laugh too, but he didn't expect to watch him laugh silently. He was extremely embarrassed, and his laughter gradually died down, "Isn't it funny?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Xiao Mo's face was familiar, and he could vaguely feel smoke coming from the lid of the sky, Su Qing raised the corner of her mouth, "Hmph, don't accept it, tonight's dinner is up to you."

"Please, please." Xiao Mo put his hands away from his chest, lowered his head and lowered his eyes. If he knew it earlier, he would not play, and his image would be ruined.

Just when everyone was having fun, two woodcutters passed by, muttering to themselves, "Those people are sick, that lake has no fish at all, and it has been sitting there for so long."

Xiao Mo and Su Qing couldn't help but looked at each other, their faces became serious, and then nodded, "Let's go play somewhere else."

Everyone sensed that something was wrong, and they all got up and walked towards the carriage. Who knew that an arrow hit the carriage steadily with a sound of 'click'.

Su Su, who was walking in the front, turned pale.

Su Cheng repeatedly pulled her aside, the enemy hid in the dark and used arrows, it was not safe to hide in the carriage.