The king of soldiers is also crazy

Dad never believed that Xiao Feng could become a cultural figure one day!

The old man also said that if you, a stubborn brat, have the ability to stand on the podium wearing a pair of glasses someday, even if you are just a people's teacher, I can eat my own shit into your stomach go!

Finally, seeing Dad again, when Xiao Feng reported his good news with a smile on his face, Dad was dumb!Staring blankly at his shriveled belly, maybe he was imagining those things inside, once they were taken out, how to pour them in from his mouth again!Or, should some salt or other condiments be added?

The old man left, but what surprised Xiao Feng was that he did not expect that after ten years of absence, the old man actually practiced the extremely light kung fu of "ghost shadow floating on the water".With a whimper, it disappeared without a trace, and just left behind a sentence, "Huh! I'm going to eat a shit, you kid, don't peek!"

But Dad, I don't wear glasses!Xiao Feng wanted to say it, but his father had already left!

Hahahahaha!

Pfft!

(If there are friends who are watching pirated versions on pirated websites, I suggest you quickly switch to 17k. I’m sorry to write such a paragraph in this position. Awesome! But, I believe that book lovers who like "The King of Soldiers Are Crazy" don't bother with such despicable behavior, right? In fact, think about it, how much money can you spend to read some books? Ten yuan? 20 Yuan? Or 40 Yuan? Then think again, this amount of money is nothing to you. You can buy one or two packs of cigarettes at most and you will be gone. But for me, it is countless days and nights. The hard-earned money that came down! Book friends, you are all aboveboard people, the act of piracy is really cheating, harmful, and despicable! I curse the [-] generations of the ancestors of the pirate merchants to have no peace because of his behavior! I curse him to die!

Okay, that's enough, let's stop here!If you like "The King of Soldiers Is Crazy", hurry up to 17k to watch the original version!please!Of course, these words of mine are just for those friends who are watching the pirated version! ) "Ouch! Fell??????? Fell to death?"

I didn't expect that I just went to laugh for my father's feat of eating poop, and I actually fell down!

Was it just a dream?Xiao Feng suddenly looked at the doors and windows in a bit of disappointment, hoping to find a trace of clues left by his father when he flew away.It seemed that his voice was still echoing in his ears, but there was nothing in front of him.

But it was already dawn, and looking at the time, it was already past seven o'clock.

Time to wake up!

Xiao Feng smiled slightly and sat on the bed, couldn't help reminiscing about the appearance when he met his father in his dream just now.Hey!This old guy looks much more handsome, and his face is rosy, his face is shiny, and there are still red lips marks of women on his neck. He must be picking up girls down there!

Yes, Pop has immigrated to live in "the world below", and it has been ten years.I remember at that time, Xiao Feng was just a 14-year-old kid, and his mother had already "immigrated" before his father. Orphans!At that time, lonely and helpless, he wanted to "immigrate" with his parents, but that night, his father suddenly gave him a dream, saying that the immigration procedures were too complicated, and the most important thing was to apply for a "passport" Sometimes you have to wipe your neck!How painful it is to wipe your neck!Therefore, he still persuaded Xiao Feng not to "immigrate" from left to right, but to continue to live in this world firmly!Because, how beautiful this world is!

Xiao Feng's role today is indeed a glorious teacher of the people!And he is the most honorable biology teacher among the teachers!

He has always firmly believed that he is actually most interested in biology.

As early as five years old, he was very confused about where the chick-chicken of the big cock was. Therefore, while his father was not at home, he concentrated on observing the big cock jumping on the back of the old hen. During the whole process of doing that, I didn't see it. He actually caught the big cock and dissected it.But in the end, he still couldn't find it!So, at that time, he summed up a theory: the big cock has the function of space!

When he was 12 years old, he became very interested in female anatomy, so he sneaked to the back of the school's female toilet to peek at the female teacher going to the toilet.At that time, before his father left, he lived with him in his hometown in the country.The toilets in the school in my hometown in the country are tunnel-type.As a result, when he was studying carefully, a hot liquid sprayed towards him?????? As a result, when he got home, he was severely whipped by his father!

But in the end, the old man looked at him with eyes full of respect, and told him about his past.The father said that when he was 13 years old, he also had the urge to study the body structure of female educated youths, but he never had the courage.After finishing speaking, he regretted endlessly, and said a word to Xiao Feng, you boy will definitely be better than me in the future!

But Xiao Feng knew that he couldn't compare to his father no matter what!When the father was six years old, he had followed the little girls to squat and urinate like them. When he was 13 years old, he dared to carry a kitchen knife and hacked at the hooligans in the county. Became a glorious people's soldier on the battlefield!

During the fortified battle of Laoshan that year, he held a sniper rifle in his hand and exploded the heads of [-] Vietnamese jungle special forces overnight, including two majors and a colonel!With such a brilliant record, Xiao Feng has always regarded it as his greatest pride!

Dad is awesome!

Although the tiger father has no dogs, Xiao Feng has always believed that tiger cubs are tiger cubs, and they can't compare to the tiger father no matter what!

It's been eight full years!In the past eight years, he has been striving to follow the footsteps of his father all the time, and he firmly believes that he is the continuation of his life.However, he never thought that he would appear as a people's teacher when things turned around.

But as for how he got this title, uh, keep it a secret for now!

Why!I'm going to be a teacher soon, and I'm still a little nervous!Let's do a warm-up exercise first, and insist on appearing in front of the students with the most handsome self.And especially, when he thinks of those young girls in middle school who are just about to be in love, his heart flutters!indescribable!

Twist!This is a sport that Xiao Feng often likes to do.Because he is very interested in biology, he knows that the waist is actually very important to a man.Because the waist is closely related to the kidney, and the kidney is very important to the function of a man!

But gradually, the original waist twisting movement turned into a back and forth movement!It's not Xiao Feng's fault, it's all because he was so involved that he got up subconsciously one after the other.

One two one!One two one!One-two-one?????? But suddenly, the light in front of him lit up, the door opened, and then there was a woman screaming!

"Ah! Brother Xiao, what are you doing?"

Hong Xiaonan was stunned immediately, her eyes suddenly fixed on Xiao Feng's tall and hard thing!

It was just a second of dullness and astonishment, Xiao Feng immediately came back to his senses and hurriedly pulled the quilt to cover himself, smiled and apologized: "That?????? What, morning exercise????? ?It's just morning exercise! Hehe!"

The guilt in his heart is ashamed!But he was also secretly rejoicing, hehe, this otherworldly beautiful teacher probably has never seen someone as tall and handsome as me!

That's right, Hong Xiaonan is a beautiful woman, and she is also a glorious teacher of the people, and Xiao Feng feels that there is a tacit understanding between them, and everyone is more interested in biology.In fact, he and Hong Xiaonan have known each other for only two days!Speaking of their acquaintance experience, it is very easy to understand.

On that day, Xiao Feng arrived at the capital city of Country Z on a flight from Paris, France, and then came out of the airport with great urgency.But the time, it was already past nine o'clock at night!

After four years, he is back!

There is so much left for him in this city!Here, the blood has passed!Passionately!I also deeply hated it!Here, buried the seeds of hatred that penetrated deep into his soul!

So, he's back!And this is top secret news, of course, except for his brother!

He originally wanted to find a hotel to stay at random, and then observe secretly for a while before notifying his brothers, but in the end, he met a group of thieves in a dark alley!

It was just a group of petty thieves who rescued an innocent beautiful teacher, she was Hong Xiaonan!

Hong Xiaonan was a biology teacher at a high-level private college in Beijing. She was surrounded by a group of thieves, and she was terrified. Fortunately, Xiao Feng happened to pass by and acted decisively.Of course Xiao Feng would not tell her his identity, so he made up a lie, saying that he came here from another province to work here, and he just arrived here.When Hong Xiaonan heard this, he saw that he hadn't settled yet, so he happily invited him to live in his rented apartment.

Hong Xiaonan is very kind. Apart from being grateful to Xiao Feng, she also has sympathy for migrant workers in this era!

Hong Xiaonan just graduated this year, she is young and beautiful, and what's worse is that her class is actually the worst class in the whole department.There is no way, just a few days after I went there, I got a lot of anger from the students.Therefore, Xiao Feng decided that no matter what, he would help her teach those students a hard lesson!

But who knew, this early in the morning, Hong Xiaonan actually showed her body structure completely!Because Xiao Feng has had a very immoral habit since he was a child, that is, he likes to sleep naked at night!So on a whim, I forgot to wear pants when I was exercising.

Hong Xiaonan had already prepared breakfast, and while eating breakfast, the two inevitably felt awkward with each other because of what happened just now.But Xiao Feng was very calm, didn't he just take a look?This is necessary for every woman. Men, this thing, will have to accompany them to sleep every night in the future. What's the fuss!

After breakfast, I flipped through the textbooks.Just right, physical hygiene!Well, let's start with this chapter today!I think back then, if I hadn’t been curious about this, I wouldn’t have gone to the women’s restroom to peek at the female teacher, and ended up being beaten up by my father.

In order for the students to learn this chapter better, he also took advantage of the time to download and print a large picture of female physiology-organ structure from the Internet, then bid farewell to Hong Xiaonan, and took a taxi to the private college up.

I arrived at the entrance of the private college by car. Fortunately, it was still 5 minutes away from the class time.He immediately ignored the others, spread his legs and ran into the school.Hehe, not bad, but within 3 minutes, he had already run to the door of the classroom of the biology department class.In the past few years, he has raced against bullets in the great deserts of Africa, the jungles of South America, and even the royal halls of Europe, so the speed is definitely not blown out.In fact, he tried to run as slow as possible. If he ran with all his strength, he would have to scare everyone!

It's just very unfortunate that in the process of running wildly, I didn't know when I stepped on a pile of shit!Anyway, I don't know if it was pulled by a person or a cat or a dog. In short, it is very sticky, and it is also very stubborn!After rubbing at the corridor of the classroom for a long time, it finally fell off.But suddenly he realized that he was regarded as the absolute focus by many student sisters, like watching a monster!

i-fuck!Haven't you seen such a handsome man?redneck!

However, as soon as he walked to the door of the target classroom, he was immediately stunned!

Long hair for boys, afro for girls!The men's clothes and trousers are colorful and colorful, and the iron rings are worn on the nostrils, while the women's clothes are revealing, and the breasts are not as big as usual, obviously they have been seriously developed!

And what's even worse, when they saw that he was the new teacher, everyone no longer regarded him as a monster, but as air!The men played cards, smoked cigarettes, women put on makeup, looked in the mirror, and there was no reaction to his arrival!

It's so chilling, what kind of student is this?Now that you are a college student, why don't you know how to respect the teacher and understand the hard work of the teacher? When you see the teacher coming, how can you say that you have to give out a cigarette?Cheapskate!