The king of soldiers is also crazy

This night, at four o'clock in the morning, is the most sleepy time in the 24 hours of the day.At this point in time, no matter who it is, even those who are ready to stay up all night, their spirits have reached the most tired moment!

The entire beautiful and prosperous metropolis is immersed in a tired and peaceful sleep.

In this headquarters building of the Ministry of External Security, everything is quiet.Even the agents in charge of night-time vigilance will droop their tired eyelids if they don't pay attention.

Being on duty at night is undoubtedly an invisible devastation to their bodies and minds!And especially, at such a critical period, the superiors gave them a death order, and they must ensure that the killer is foolproof!

Therefore, since they took over the night shift, they have always focused their attention on the highest alert state.However, they are also human beings, they are not perpetual motion machines!After persisting for eight hours, they couldn't take it anymore!

The two old security guards who are in charge of the guard booth at the gate are about to reach retirement age.Over the years, they have risked their lives for the safety of this country, and they have seen countless bloody storms. To be honest, they deserve to be the heroes of this country.But their official careers have been bumpy, even at their current age, they still have to be arranged to be security guards in the Security Bureau compound!

What's more, the old shrew Lina Ka actually gave them a strict order that they are not allowed to drink while on duty at night, and they must not be contaminated at all!Otherwise, once found out, all their bonuses for this year will be wasted.

"Old man, I'm going to take a piss! I'll be back in a while!" The security guard sat on the sofa, feeling sleepy if he didn't pay attention.Simply, he decided to go outside to blow the biting cold wind, and take advantage of the temperature of minus [-] degrees in the early morning to refresh himself.

Security B was also very sleepy, he narrowed his eyes and looked at Security A with a big belly, and said, "Old man, I advise you better not to go out, otherwise, peeing will freeze your life." Stay! Turn around, your old lady will be unhappy!"

That's right, at such a low temperature, even if you spit out some saliva, it will immediately freeze, let alone go out to pee.In fact, in the winter, few people are willing to pee in the open air, because the urine can easily freeze into ice, and if it is not done well, it is very likely to freeze the old penis!

But Security A didn't take it seriously, although, their duty room is equipped with a bathroom!However, he still wants to go out for a turn!Perhaps, he is really too sleepy, and needs to go out and blow the icy wind at minus [-] degrees to drive away the drowsiness.

Security A dragged his tired pace and opened the door to go out, and the cold wind that whizzed like a knife suddenly made him tremble all over!

Ah!Good guy!

Immediately, he felt his energy revived!

Security B stood up and glanced at the situation around the gate on the monitoring screen.It was still quiet, no one was moving around, beside the rubbish dump on the corner of the street, there were still those few homeless people shivering and curled up there wrapped in thick old cotton-padded clothes!He laughed for a while, but for some reason, he suddenly felt that his current life was actually extremely happy.

At the very least, their duty room is equipped with advanced heating equipment, which can continuously provide heating, making the indoor temperature as high as more than 20 degrees, warm and comfortable, and there is no need to worry about the biting cold at all!

He couldn't help but blame that damn Linaka bitch in his heart. Everything was fine, but she gave a death order!damn it!

He simply sat down on the soft sofa chair again, opened the newspaper he bought yesterday, and read the anecdotes that happened recently.For example, the U.S.-European coalition forces raped a certain girl again in Iraq, the U.S.-European coalition forces were killed by a certain suicide bombing attack in Afghanistan, and the North Korean nuclear issue escalated the situation in Northeast Asia to a new danger Hierarchy or something.

In short, for an old agent like him who is about to retire, these news are nothing more than providing them with some daily boring fun!

United States and Europe!

To be honest, the old secret service has always been ashamed of these guys who are shamelessly carrying out their aggressive goals under the guise of justice!

However, a few minutes passed, but the security guard still didn't come back.

"Old man! Old man! You can't really be frozen by peeing? Old man?" Security B stood up and looked into the surveillance video, but he didn't see Security A's figure.

In his ears, there were only a few feeble groans of pain!

Security B's heart suddenly suspends. He knows that Security A, an old guy, suffers from diabetes all the year round because of his overweight body.

He opened the door, took a flashlight and walked out.

However, when he turned around the security booth and directed the flashlight beam to the corner where the lights couldn't reach and was often the best place for them to pee, he suddenly felt a heavy blow to the back of his head, and then, Lost all consciousness?????? In fact, for the Security Bureau compound, the outermost layer of security that is clearly visible to others is actually the weakest!

It's nothing more than a high wall, and then a security booth was built at the main entrance with security guards on duty 24 hours a day.They are just warnings placed in plain sight, and they are also the simplest way of warning!

But as soon as he got close to the headquarters building of the Security Bureau in the compound, the level of security was quite different!

Electromagnetic remote sensing device!Everyone in the Security Bureau wears a certificate with a very small magnetic induction chip installed inside. Only people with valid certificates will not trigger this electromagnetic remote sensing device when they enter and exit the headquarters building!

Otherwise, once outsiders enter, they will be locked by the electromagnetic remote sensing device on the spot and the alarm will sound immediately!

Of course, there is one exception.If it is during the daytime, when external personnel need to enter, they can also obtain a temporary certificate at the security booth to enter and exit.

At this time, in a secret monitoring room of the headquarters building, an agent who had apparently fallen asleep was suddenly awakened by his companion.

"Man, why are those two old guys out?"

Agent A woke up suddenly like a conditioned reflex, looked at the surveillance screen in front of him, and immediately let out a disappointed "Hi" and said: "What's the fuss, the two old dogs must have gone out to pee again!"

Sure enough, as soon as Agent A's voice fell, in the surveillance video monitoring the situation at the gate, two old security guards walked in sloppily from outside the security booth??????