country warlock

"I don't want to." As expected, the couple said in unison that they didn't want to.

Qin Feng nodded and said: "Then you go to the hospital. I will help you ask for leave from the school. Zhongyi, buy some supplements for Xiaoyun so that she can have a good rest. I remember that there are three days off after the military training, and the body is about ten days away. It's recovered pretty well. Buy some food like black-bone chicken and red dates for her to eat."

Ye Zhongyi's face turned bitter, and just as she was about to say that she didn't have that much money, she got an extra card in her hand, only to hear her prospective brother-in-law say in a low voice, "The password is your sister's birthday."

Ye Zhongyi was so moved that she was about to cry, this brother-in-law is really awesome, being enlightened by his own father, and also amiable: "Brother-in-law, don't worry, I will return it to you when you run out... Woohoo, you are so kind to me .”

Qin Feng finally showed a smile, waved his hand and said: "Okay, go, I will greet Principal Meng."

The young lovers were so shocked by Qin Feng, they thought that this brother-in-law was so sincere that even the principal had some kind of friendship.The two stared at Qin Feng gratefully, and Xiao Yun's tears came down, thinking that it's a good thing Ye Zhongyi has a reasonable brother-in-law, otherwise, if the family found out about her pregnancy, she would really be finished.

While walking, the two looked back at Qin Feng. They saw Qin Feng pacing in front of the line of college students with his hands behind his back. Ye Zhongyi looked up at the burning sun in the sky, and felt grateful for his escape.

"Stand at attention!" Qin Feng yelled: "Whoever fails to stand up again, the training will be extended for an hour, and they are not allowed to eat until they stand up."

Well, at 10:30 in the morning, the stomachs of the exhausted students were growling, but someone threatened them with food at this time, it was a double bully...

However, most of the ones who were annoyed by Qin Feng were male students, and the girls were intoxicated by Qin Feng's prowess. After less than 3 minutes, a girl shouted: "Report the instructor! There are spiders!"

Qin Feng asked with surprise on his face: "There is a pig? How did such a smart creature as a pig come back to the playground?"

"Ah~" the girl screamed piercingly: "It's that kind of knotted spider, my God, it crawled to my chest, instructor, help me catch it!"

"I'll pinch it to death for you." Qin Feng walked over to have a look, and there was indeed a spider the size of a small fingernail lying on the lapel of her military uniform. Qin Feng stretched out his hand, then retracted his hand and shook his head, saying: "Forget it, it's inconvenient, you can call me when it climbs up to your shoulder."

Girl: "...Uh, the instructor is really a gentleman."

But everyone soon knew the rigidity of a gentleman: one stood in a military posture for two days, one by one corrected their posture, and tried to stand like a javelin. Few people fainted, right?Of course, the reason why no one in Qin Feng's team fainted was because on the first day of military training, two of the next team fainted, and instructor Qin stepped up and kicked each of them. Woke up.

"It doesn't matter if you faint!" Instructor Qin took out a pack of shining silver needles: "As long as you don't die, I will use acupuncture to save you!"

When you meet such an instructor, what else do you have to say, just stand obediently...

However, Instructor Qin is indeed very serious and powerful, but there are times when he is deflated.On the second night of the military training, there will be a singing competition as usual.Facing the singing voices of the college students one by one, Qin Feng's level pales in comparison—singing?Don't be ridiculous, Pindao has always been able to sing scriptures, how can he sing.

Facing the warm invitations from boys and girls, Qin Feng shook his head in embarrassment: "I can't sing."

"Then instructor, can you tell a story?" Seeing Qin Feng's embarrassed face, someone came up with a new idea.

"Yes, yes, tell a story!"

Qin Feng thought for a while and said: "Okay, then I will tell a story about our village. The mountain village where I live is very remote. The year before last, a deputy head came to the city. He is really young and promising. The deputy mayor is versatile. Seeing that there are not many entertainment activities in the evening, the deputy mayor thinks about improving the cultural life in the village. However, ** also said that he has no right to speak without investigation. So the deputy mayor went In a village, if you ask a child what he usually plays, the child will answer that he eats, sleeps, and beats peas.”

Some college students secretly curled their lips when they heard this, damn, isn't this just a joke about beating Doudou?But for the sake of the instructor's face, everyone still listened patiently.

Qin Feng went on to say: "The deputy mayor asked another man, 'What do you usually do, fellow?', and the male villager said, 'Eat, sleep, and play Doudou.'" The chief asked several people, and they all said so. Then, the deputy mayor saw a man sitting in a shack with ragged clothes and a haggard face, who looked as if he had been trampled countless times. The deputy mayor became curious , he walked over to take a closer look, and suddenly realized when he slapped his thigh. The deputy head pointed to the poor man and said: You must be Doudou, right?"

The college students looked at each other in blank dismay, and it seemed that the story the instructor told was a bit different from the original "Beat the Doudou".

Qin Feng said solemnly: "That poor man lay in the shack and yelled at the deputy mayor. You are Doudou. Your whole family is Doudou. I just feel good? Woooooo..."

The students froze for a moment, and then burst out laughing one by one.

A student wiped away his tears and said with a smile: "Instructor, can you stop being so stern when you tell such a joke next time, it's really ridiculous."

Another college student sitting on the side of Qin Feng looked at the pistol hanging on Qin Feng's waist greedily. This thing is too tempting for boys.The boy held back for two days, and finally couldn't help asking: "Instructor, you never leave your gun every day, is it real or fake?"

"Fake." Qin Feng replied without hesitation.

The college student, who is a firearms enthusiast, was caught off guard, stunned for a moment and asked, "But I really look like a real guy!"

Qin Feng quickly threw out a word he learned from Xiaoyudian: "high imitation."

The little boy who loves guns was so choked that he asked amidst the laughter of his classmates, "Since it's a high-quality imitation, can the instructor show me?"

Qin Feng was so refreshing, he took out the gun and handed it to the boy.The gun-loving boy took the gun, tears streaming from his eyes, and he screamed in a hoarse voice: "Oh, my God, it's the latest Type [-] pistol!"

Under Qin Feng's surprised eyes, the little boy unloaded the magazine with a clatter and opened his eyes wide to look inside. There was no bullet in the magazine, but the little boy still screamed like a little girl who had seen a ghost: "God! , This is a [-] small caliber! Five more rounds than the [-]mm! Instructor Qin, you are not some big shot in the Armed Police Corps, are you?"

"The boy has good eyesight." Qin Feng stretched out his hand and patted him on the head, and took the gun back from his hand, "Don't look at it, it will be troublesome if your eyes stick to it for a long time."

The boy named Zeng Yuliang roared with red eyes: "Instructor, this can't be a fake gun."

Qin Feng waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, it's a real guy, what do you want? Do you want to grab a gun? Come on, is it a one-on-one or a group fight?"

Zeng Yuliang quickly shook his head: "How dare you dare, those who can carry a gun with them are all people with great background, and I, a college student, would dare to mess around. Haha, I have to say, my admiration for you, instructor, is like a torrential river. , and it’s like the Yellow River is flooding, and it’s impossible to..."

"Okay," Qin Feng said, shaking his hand: "Don't say anything polite. By the way, how can you recognize the model of this gun? Your family doesn't make guns, does it?"

Newly enrolled college students generally stay in the concept of cutscenes when it comes to military training, so most boys and girls are looking for their fate with flirtatious eyebrows.Zeng Yuliang and Qin Feng sat in the crowd and whispered, but it didn't attract much attention.Zeng Yuliang said in a low voice: "My brother is a battalion commander of the troops stationed in Australia. He went home once before setting out and he hung this kind of gun. But his is a military [-]mm. Yours should be a police [-]mm." Type [-]. Tsk tsk, tell me, instructor, you can hang this gun, so you can't be a second lieutenant platoon leader, right? Tell me, what is your job? The Type [-] pistol is hung on the waist, and this gun has only started to be installed at the beginning of the year."

"Hmph, I won't tell you." Qin Feng once again choked Zeng Yuliang half to death, and Qin Feng turned his head in embarrassment, wondering if I should tell you: I know less about these things than you, and I don't know my identity. Good to tell you publicly.Hmph, the deputy head of Liangshan Township, with such a big official hat, why can't the company commander and battalion commander be wiped out immediately?Why not scare you to death on the spot?

……

On the third day of the military training, the college students began to turn to practice, shouting the command to turn left and turn right. Qin Feng really wanted to rush up and beat up these guys: Nima, everyone is almost 20 years old. , Even this trivial thing is often done wrong!

Qin Feng looked around at the other instructors nearby. Niu Chengzhi and Li Wei all had stern faces, probably similar to the troubles he encountered here.Moreover, these dead college students have poor physical fitness and talk a lot of bullshit.Don't be like Qin Feng shouting angrily with his hands behind his back: "You have to be consistent in your actions later, and pay attention to my password. Is there any problem?"

Immediately, a girl raised her hand, and Qin Feng asked, "What's the problem?"

The female classmate asked: "Instructor, how old are you?"

Qin Feng said with a face: "I can't tell you about your age. Anyway, it's older than you, and it's not a boy soldier."

The female classmate asked: "That's gg, what's your QQ number, I want to add you as a friend."

Qin Feng replied seriously: "My surname is not brother, nor Ah Q. I heard that Ah Q's spirit is not desirable. Please don't be friends with him."

Another female classmate asked eagerly: "Instructor, the military and civilian family is fish and water, you are fish and I am water! Where are you fish? I can visit you at your residence when I am free."

Qin Feng replied blankly: "The police are confidential, no comment, but trespassing on the camp will be detained for three days or dealt with according to the regulations. You, you, you, you three come out. Since you are water, then I This angry fish has already boiled the water, please run around the playground twice."