Yipin Tianxia
Chapter 13 The Cool Mom
All famous people must be a little contemptuous of the world, act and behave informally, in order to show their outstanding temperament and be admired by the world.
Mr. Wu is a contemporary celebrity, and Mr. Wu once rejected the solicitation of the old and new dynasties.But Mr. Wu is also a human being, and as a human being, he cannot avoid eating whole grains and being disturbed by the world.
Cough cough, who told him that his family is not all celebrities?
Of course, Mr. Wu's background is still very noble.Official family, aristocratic family.Of course, it is difficult for ordinary people to raise such a freak.It's like Mr. Wu, but he made a bet with someone when he was young.Up to now, I have run four and five, and I am still single.
I don't know, saying that he has enjoyed the happiness of being single for too many years, and he doesn't want anyone to control him.Some people also say that his orientation is a bit bent.For the former, Mr. Wu reluctantly admitted, but he died of injustice for the latter.Brother is the first straight man in the dynasty, okay?If you don't believe me, ask his confidante, brother is a pure man!
In fact, Mr. Wu's attitude towards marriage is too cautious, so ordinary people can't understand it, and they refuse to let their serious girls come to have a romantic relationship with him, and those who can have a romantic relationship are absolutely impossible to enter the house, so Mr. Wu hard work.
Every year at the end of the year, it is miserable and miserable.There is no other reason, being urged to marry!
If possible, Mr. Wu does not want to go home for the New Year.But if you don't go home, everyone else will go home, and who will you be left with to chant poems and discuss paintings?Even if you are not afraid of loneliness and want to go alone, you must have a place, right?
This is not the capital city. It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve. Even the Qinlou and Chu Pavilions are closed. You can’t even find a bowl of Yangchun noodles on the side of the road when you’re hungry. What else can you do except go home and squat?But as soon as they got home, the three aunts, six wives, seven uncles and eight uncles all ran out.I can't catch you usually, why don't you talk about it this New Year's Eve?
Mr. Wu is really sad.
When he is outside, everyone respectfully addresses him as Mr., and no matter how bad he is, they call him Brother Ji Shen.But here, he is just Ah Mian, anyone can call him around.Some older ones even hit him on the head with a walking stick, "Ah San, are you stupid for studying, and you don't know how to get a wife and have a son first!"
Mr. Wu, the single name has the word Mian, and the word Jishen.She is the third eldest at home, nicknamed Ah San.
Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, and every household wants to have a family reunion dinner, and the Wu family is a big family. There are 32 seats for the male group alone.
The rule of this New Year's dinner is to eat from noon to night, but you can't eat it all the time, can you? More than 300 people gather together, what are they doing when they are full and have nothing to do?After the auspicious words are finished, the old will start to teach the young, and the elders will start to teach the younger.
And Wu Asan, as the No. 1 leftover man in the family, naturally received the most bombardment.
If it was outside, Mr. Wu could still fight the case and fight against the Confucians, but in front of the ancestors of heaven and earth, he could only tuck his tail and behave honestly.
"... It is a good thing that you teach and educate people, but can students be the same as children? Look at this New Year's Eve, which student can come to see you? If you have something, you must not have children to serve the bed head?"
"You just can't get rid of that face! Anyone who didn't say a few big words when he was young, even if he violated it, so what?"
……
Seeing another round of bombing, Mr. Wu became more and more depressed, messy and haggard.
Suddenly, the servant came over and replied, "There is a son of Ouyang's family outside, who claims to be a student of the third master, and he is here to give you some sauce."
Well?The whole room was stunned, this New Year's Eve, which student came so diligently to give gifts?
Even Mr. Wu himself didn't think about it, when did he accept a guy named Ouyang?But now is a good time to save face, Mr. Wu immediately cheered up, "Hurry up and get someone in!"
It didn't take long, and people came.
He was still a handsome young man, but his face was blue and purple from the cold, the tip of his nose was red, and there were two tubes of clear snot hidden inside.Although the new clothes looked good in texture, there were a lot of mud spots on the hem.Especially the disheveled hair on the sideburns, obviously coming all the way.
Seeing such a large formation of the Wu family, the young man was a little dazed, holding the round thing in his arms, and didn't know where to take a step.
"Young man, come here." The Seventh Master sitting on the head of Mr. Wu spoke. This is Mr. Wu's uncle. Since the death of Mr. Wu's parents, he is Mr. Wu's first direct leader.
Although I usually talk about this nephew, but in front of outsiders, I still have to make a face for my nephew.So Master Wu Qi summoned people to ask, "Where are you my third nephew's student? Why did you come here after the Chinese New Year?"
The young man recovered his composure and came over to answer, "Xiao is the nephew of Cui's family in Huai'an. On the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, I had the honor to invite my husband to sit at home for a while. The husband promised to teach Xiao Ke a little bit about his studies. Because the husband liked the dish that my family served that day. Sauce, I felt that there was a fly in the ointment, so I just made a new one at noon today, so I hurried to send it to my husband."
Wow!Someone in the crowd exclaimed, "You come from Huai'an? It's more than 70 miles away."
The young man smiled shyly, "It's only been more than an hour on horseback, it's not too far away."
More than an hour is not too far away, but the problem is that today is New Year's Eve, and it is still freezing outside.He ran such a long way just to give a jar of soy sauce to a gentleman who is not yet a serious gentleman. This kind of heart is really not easy.
Many elderly people have already begun to stroke their beards and nod their heads, and Mr. Wu's waist has also straightened a bit.There was an amiable smile on his face, as warm as spring.
"Is it freezing? Sit down and drink a cup of hot wine to warm yourself up."
It was rare to hear such kind words, the young man was so excited that his ears were red, and he presented the jar with apprehension, "Thank you sir for your kindness, it's just that it's not right to leave home alone during the festive season, and you have to go back as soon as possible, lest grandma Worried. Sir, please try this sauce, do you still like it? If it’s not right, the students can go back and tell me how to improve it.”
Oh, the eyes of the people in the room looked at this young man more softly, what a sensible and filial child.You said, why is this Ah San so closed-eyed? Such a good boy hasn't been accepted into the door yet!
Master Wu Qi coughed twice, and cast a sideways glance at his nephew.
When Mr. Wu received the signal, he nodded slightly, but he didn't say anything bluntly, he just asked, "Is this sauce made by Sister Mu?"
"Yes, it was just delivered at noon." After thinking for a while, the young man added, "She has been busy at my house until last night before asking for leave."
Mr. Wu nodded and asked his family to open the jar, and he saw a jar of snow-white new sauce inside. It was fragrant and fragrant, and its color was like jade. It is top grade.Tell the servants to take it to the kitchen to add vegetables to coax these old and young men, and he will question the youth on his side.
"I saw you in a hurry that day, and I didn't have time to ask you, did you learn from me for fame or profit? Do you want to be famous in the world, or do you want to devote yourself to the court?"
The young man was taken aback. Is there such a thing as a questioner?Isn't studying for the purpose of gaining fame and becoming an official?
Mr. Wu smiled meaningfully, "Don't think too much, just answer according to your heart."
Heart?Suddenly, the young man saw the aging and worried face of his grandmother, the disdainful and contemptuous faces of his uncle and aunt, and the various encounters he had had in the past ten years since he was a child. smile.
The look in the young man's eyes changed, with expressions of anger, unwillingness, and grievance flashing, and suddenly he saw his eyes fixed, and met Mr. Wu's questioning gaze and said calmly, "Students don't know what they are looking for. , that is, I hope that my grandmother will no longer miss me, I will no longer be despised by others, and those who kiss me will be proud of me, and I will do my best to keep them happy and peaceful, and my wish is enough."
Mr. Wu remained silent for a long while, the young man was very anxious and didn't know whether he answered correctly or not.I saw this Mr. Wu ordered, "Go back and read the Three Character Classic again, and I will test you later."
ah?The young man was dumbfounded. The Three Character Classic is a reading material for enlightenment and recognition. He can recite it now, so he still wants to learn it?Mr. Wu smiled without answering, but told him to go back quickly.
Walking out of the gate in a daze, I saw a bookboy chasing it out holding an old Three Character Classic, "This is given to you by my husband, take it back and read carefully, and be careful not to damage it."
The young man opened the pages of the book, but when he saw the various annotations on it, he understood it instantly.He was overjoyed at the moment, and gave a deep bow at the door, "Thank you sir for me, tell him that I will definitely read it seriously!"
With the book in his arms, the young man felt endless energy all over his body, and he was riding fast all the way, no matter how cold the wind was blowing on his body——
Ah chirp!It was still cold too.
Young Master Ouyang felt a little regretful, he should ask for two cups of hot wine before leaving.Alas, misstep.But after going back, I really want to thank Sister Mu.
Even willing to give him homework, this gentleman has hope!
■
In the early morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Nianfu was dug out from the warm bed by Hui Niang, and they went out together against the cold wind.
"Hurry up, hurry up, worship the gods as early as possible, otherwise, when there are too many people, the gods will not hear what you are asking for!"
Hey, it's possible for gods to sleep late, okay?The protest of chanting blessings was ineffective, and was dragged by the recovered mother who had regained her combat effectiveness, and ran all the way to the Queen Mother Temple.
Halfway through, there are more and more pedestrians on the road. Looking at the fireworks with incense candles, you know that they are all of the same way.Hui Niang became more and more anxious, wishing she could spread her wings, dragging Nian Fu, who was wrapped in cotton balls, sweating, and before she felt that she was going to die, she finally rolled to the front of the Queen Mother Temple in a smooth manner.
Mo Daojun travels early, and there are even early pedestrians.
The small temple that was only entered was already very lively. Looking at the people crowded into the courtyard, Nianfu gasped and said, "There are so many people... Still, do you still want to worship?"
"Of course!" Hui Niang's beautiful Danfeng eyes stared, murderous, "We came here early in the morning, if such sincerity still doesn't show, then this temple is not working!"
Uh... Nianfu can say, Mom, are you so cool?
After offering incense and paying homage, Hui Niang took every food in her basket and left it in front of the Queen Mother's shrine to worship, and then took the rest back.
Puzzled by the blessing, I just heard my mother say happily, "The things that have been enshrined in front of the gods are all blessed, and I will take them home to eat together. Hehe, I also brought the ointment used by your grandparents to offer. It will definitely work better.”
Uh... Nian Funeng said again, Mom, are you so cool?Mantian Gods and Buddhas are completely for your use!
Regardless of her daughter's thoughts, after worshiping the gods, Hui Niang, who had fulfilled her wish, dragged her chanting blessings home, and when she saw it along the way, people unconsciously felt superior to others, "Look! Mother said it was right to come early, right? Wait until now, think It’s too crowded to get in. Wait until the fifteenth day, you can take another day off, and mother will take you to the temple fair, it will be lively.”
While walking and talking, Nianfu realized something was wrong, "Mother, it's wrong, this is not the way home."
Hui Niang smiled, "That's right, just go with Niang." (Thank you Kefuming Children's Shoes for the pk and evaluation votes, everyone is pleasing to the eye and also lost a few. Hui Niang thanked everyone here. o(n_n)o)
Welcome readers to come and read, the latest, fastest and most popular serial works are all original!
Mr. Wu is a contemporary celebrity, and Mr. Wu once rejected the solicitation of the old and new dynasties.But Mr. Wu is also a human being, and as a human being, he cannot avoid eating whole grains and being disturbed by the world.
Cough cough, who told him that his family is not all celebrities?
Of course, Mr. Wu's background is still very noble.Official family, aristocratic family.Of course, it is difficult for ordinary people to raise such a freak.It's like Mr. Wu, but he made a bet with someone when he was young.Up to now, I have run four and five, and I am still single.
I don't know, saying that he has enjoyed the happiness of being single for too many years, and he doesn't want anyone to control him.Some people also say that his orientation is a bit bent.For the former, Mr. Wu reluctantly admitted, but he died of injustice for the latter.Brother is the first straight man in the dynasty, okay?If you don't believe me, ask his confidante, brother is a pure man!
In fact, Mr. Wu's attitude towards marriage is too cautious, so ordinary people can't understand it, and they refuse to let their serious girls come to have a romantic relationship with him, and those who can have a romantic relationship are absolutely impossible to enter the house, so Mr. Wu hard work.
Every year at the end of the year, it is miserable and miserable.There is no other reason, being urged to marry!
If possible, Mr. Wu does not want to go home for the New Year.But if you don't go home, everyone else will go home, and who will you be left with to chant poems and discuss paintings?Even if you are not afraid of loneliness and want to go alone, you must have a place, right?
This is not the capital city. It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve. Even the Qinlou and Chu Pavilions are closed. You can’t even find a bowl of Yangchun noodles on the side of the road when you’re hungry. What else can you do except go home and squat?But as soon as they got home, the three aunts, six wives, seven uncles and eight uncles all ran out.I can't catch you usually, why don't you talk about it this New Year's Eve?
Mr. Wu is really sad.
When he is outside, everyone respectfully addresses him as Mr., and no matter how bad he is, they call him Brother Ji Shen.But here, he is just Ah Mian, anyone can call him around.Some older ones even hit him on the head with a walking stick, "Ah San, are you stupid for studying, and you don't know how to get a wife and have a son first!"
Mr. Wu, the single name has the word Mian, and the word Jishen.She is the third eldest at home, nicknamed Ah San.
Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, and every household wants to have a family reunion dinner, and the Wu family is a big family. There are 32 seats for the male group alone.
The rule of this New Year's dinner is to eat from noon to night, but you can't eat it all the time, can you? More than 300 people gather together, what are they doing when they are full and have nothing to do?After the auspicious words are finished, the old will start to teach the young, and the elders will start to teach the younger.
And Wu Asan, as the No. 1 leftover man in the family, naturally received the most bombardment.
If it was outside, Mr. Wu could still fight the case and fight against the Confucians, but in front of the ancestors of heaven and earth, he could only tuck his tail and behave honestly.
"... It is a good thing that you teach and educate people, but can students be the same as children? Look at this New Year's Eve, which student can come to see you? If you have something, you must not have children to serve the bed head?"
"You just can't get rid of that face! Anyone who didn't say a few big words when he was young, even if he violated it, so what?"
……
Seeing another round of bombing, Mr. Wu became more and more depressed, messy and haggard.
Suddenly, the servant came over and replied, "There is a son of Ouyang's family outside, who claims to be a student of the third master, and he is here to give you some sauce."
Well?The whole room was stunned, this New Year's Eve, which student came so diligently to give gifts?
Even Mr. Wu himself didn't think about it, when did he accept a guy named Ouyang?But now is a good time to save face, Mr. Wu immediately cheered up, "Hurry up and get someone in!"
It didn't take long, and people came.
He was still a handsome young man, but his face was blue and purple from the cold, the tip of his nose was red, and there were two tubes of clear snot hidden inside.Although the new clothes looked good in texture, there were a lot of mud spots on the hem.Especially the disheveled hair on the sideburns, obviously coming all the way.
Seeing such a large formation of the Wu family, the young man was a little dazed, holding the round thing in his arms, and didn't know where to take a step.
"Young man, come here." The Seventh Master sitting on the head of Mr. Wu spoke. This is Mr. Wu's uncle. Since the death of Mr. Wu's parents, he is Mr. Wu's first direct leader.
Although I usually talk about this nephew, but in front of outsiders, I still have to make a face for my nephew.So Master Wu Qi summoned people to ask, "Where are you my third nephew's student? Why did you come here after the Chinese New Year?"
The young man recovered his composure and came over to answer, "Xiao is the nephew of Cui's family in Huai'an. On the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, I had the honor to invite my husband to sit at home for a while. The husband promised to teach Xiao Ke a little bit about his studies. Because the husband liked the dish that my family served that day. Sauce, I felt that there was a fly in the ointment, so I just made a new one at noon today, so I hurried to send it to my husband."
Wow!Someone in the crowd exclaimed, "You come from Huai'an? It's more than 70 miles away."
The young man smiled shyly, "It's only been more than an hour on horseback, it's not too far away."
More than an hour is not too far away, but the problem is that today is New Year's Eve, and it is still freezing outside.He ran such a long way just to give a jar of soy sauce to a gentleman who is not yet a serious gentleman. This kind of heart is really not easy.
Many elderly people have already begun to stroke their beards and nod their heads, and Mr. Wu's waist has also straightened a bit.There was an amiable smile on his face, as warm as spring.
"Is it freezing? Sit down and drink a cup of hot wine to warm yourself up."
It was rare to hear such kind words, the young man was so excited that his ears were red, and he presented the jar with apprehension, "Thank you sir for your kindness, it's just that it's not right to leave home alone during the festive season, and you have to go back as soon as possible, lest grandma Worried. Sir, please try this sauce, do you still like it? If it’s not right, the students can go back and tell me how to improve it.”
Oh, the eyes of the people in the room looked at this young man more softly, what a sensible and filial child.You said, why is this Ah San so closed-eyed? Such a good boy hasn't been accepted into the door yet!
Master Wu Qi coughed twice, and cast a sideways glance at his nephew.
When Mr. Wu received the signal, he nodded slightly, but he didn't say anything bluntly, he just asked, "Is this sauce made by Sister Mu?"
"Yes, it was just delivered at noon." After thinking for a while, the young man added, "She has been busy at my house until last night before asking for leave."
Mr. Wu nodded and asked his family to open the jar, and he saw a jar of snow-white new sauce inside. It was fragrant and fragrant, and its color was like jade. It is top grade.Tell the servants to take it to the kitchen to add vegetables to coax these old and young men, and he will question the youth on his side.
"I saw you in a hurry that day, and I didn't have time to ask you, did you learn from me for fame or profit? Do you want to be famous in the world, or do you want to devote yourself to the court?"
The young man was taken aback. Is there such a thing as a questioner?Isn't studying for the purpose of gaining fame and becoming an official?
Mr. Wu smiled meaningfully, "Don't think too much, just answer according to your heart."
Heart?Suddenly, the young man saw the aging and worried face of his grandmother, the disdainful and contemptuous faces of his uncle and aunt, and the various encounters he had had in the past ten years since he was a child. smile.
The look in the young man's eyes changed, with expressions of anger, unwillingness, and grievance flashing, and suddenly he saw his eyes fixed, and met Mr. Wu's questioning gaze and said calmly, "Students don't know what they are looking for. , that is, I hope that my grandmother will no longer miss me, I will no longer be despised by others, and those who kiss me will be proud of me, and I will do my best to keep them happy and peaceful, and my wish is enough."
Mr. Wu remained silent for a long while, the young man was very anxious and didn't know whether he answered correctly or not.I saw this Mr. Wu ordered, "Go back and read the Three Character Classic again, and I will test you later."
ah?The young man was dumbfounded. The Three Character Classic is a reading material for enlightenment and recognition. He can recite it now, so he still wants to learn it?Mr. Wu smiled without answering, but told him to go back quickly.
Walking out of the gate in a daze, I saw a bookboy chasing it out holding an old Three Character Classic, "This is given to you by my husband, take it back and read carefully, and be careful not to damage it."
The young man opened the pages of the book, but when he saw the various annotations on it, he understood it instantly.He was overjoyed at the moment, and gave a deep bow at the door, "Thank you sir for me, tell him that I will definitely read it seriously!"
With the book in his arms, the young man felt endless energy all over his body, and he was riding fast all the way, no matter how cold the wind was blowing on his body——
Ah chirp!It was still cold too.
Young Master Ouyang felt a little regretful, he should ask for two cups of hot wine before leaving.Alas, misstep.But after going back, I really want to thank Sister Mu.
Even willing to give him homework, this gentleman has hope!
■
In the early morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Nianfu was dug out from the warm bed by Hui Niang, and they went out together against the cold wind.
"Hurry up, hurry up, worship the gods as early as possible, otherwise, when there are too many people, the gods will not hear what you are asking for!"
Hey, it's possible for gods to sleep late, okay?The protest of chanting blessings was ineffective, and was dragged by the recovered mother who had regained her combat effectiveness, and ran all the way to the Queen Mother Temple.
Halfway through, there are more and more pedestrians on the road. Looking at the fireworks with incense candles, you know that they are all of the same way.Hui Niang became more and more anxious, wishing she could spread her wings, dragging Nian Fu, who was wrapped in cotton balls, sweating, and before she felt that she was going to die, she finally rolled to the front of the Queen Mother Temple in a smooth manner.
Mo Daojun travels early, and there are even early pedestrians.
The small temple that was only entered was already very lively. Looking at the people crowded into the courtyard, Nianfu gasped and said, "There are so many people... Still, do you still want to worship?"
"Of course!" Hui Niang's beautiful Danfeng eyes stared, murderous, "We came here early in the morning, if such sincerity still doesn't show, then this temple is not working!"
Uh... Nianfu can say, Mom, are you so cool?
After offering incense and paying homage, Hui Niang took every food in her basket and left it in front of the Queen Mother's shrine to worship, and then took the rest back.
Puzzled by the blessing, I just heard my mother say happily, "The things that have been enshrined in front of the gods are all blessed, and I will take them home to eat together. Hehe, I also brought the ointment used by your grandparents to offer. It will definitely work better.”
Uh... Nian Funeng said again, Mom, are you so cool?Mantian Gods and Buddhas are completely for your use!
Regardless of her daughter's thoughts, after worshiping the gods, Hui Niang, who had fulfilled her wish, dragged her chanting blessings home, and when she saw it along the way, people unconsciously felt superior to others, "Look! Mother said it was right to come early, right? Wait until now, think It’s too crowded to get in. Wait until the fifteenth day, you can take another day off, and mother will take you to the temple fair, it will be lively.”
While walking and talking, Nianfu realized something was wrong, "Mother, it's wrong, this is not the way home."
Hui Niang smiled, "That's right, just go with Niang." (Thank you Kefuming Children's Shoes for the pk and evaluation votes, everyone is pleasing to the eye and also lost a few. Hui Niang thanked everyone here. o(n_n)o)
Welcome readers to come and read, the latest, fastest and most popular serial works are all original!
You'll Also Like
-
Weird asylum, you're taking in a human being like me?
Chapter 1038 6 hours ago -
Fishing Druid in Another World
Chapter 480 12 hours ago -
Star Lords: My Starfleet is a Billion Points Stronger
Chapter 344 12 hours ago -
I signed in to the Ice Emperor Palace at the beginning, and I became invincible!
Chapter 882 12 hours ago -
At the beginning, he had a very high level of understanding, and quietly cultivated himself to becom
Chapter 122 12 hours ago -
The Witch of the Roll Never Gives Up
Chapter 274 12 hours ago -
The Nameless of the Common Clans
Chapter 746 12 hours ago -
New Shun 1730
Chapter 1517 12 hours ago -
Villain: I forcibly marry the protagonist's master at the beginning, I am invincible
Chapter 445 12 hours ago -
Watch the movie "Collapse of the Stars", and the second creation will save the world!
Chapter 170 22 hours ago