Yipin Tianxia

Xiaoshuzi's original intention was to eat a few cherries, but he didn't know that all his mother gave him had their pits removed, and when he grabbed the cherries, he threw them into his mouth, chewed and began to swallow them .In the end, he was choked in his small throat by the pit, and he was so suffocated that he couldn't breathe, and his small face was flushed red.

Ugh!

Ouyang Kang suddenly heard something wrong, turned his head and looked——

sky!I was scared silly by the way my son was holding his breath.

At this time, his wife rushed up fiercely, picked up the fat sweet potato and sat in her arms, hugged his waist with her left hand, pressed his back with her right hand, and pushed her whole body forward vigorously.

"Spit! Fool, spit!"

Maybe it was frightened by the sharp voice of the old lady who suddenly raised an octave, or maybe this method really worked. In short, Xiaoshuzi spit out the cherry stone that almost killed him, and gasped. .

It just scared me so much that I burst into tears and wanted my mother to hug me when I turned around.

But before he could ask for comfort, his father rushed over, picked him up and put him on his lap, and beat his ass hard.

Amidst the crackling applause, Ouyang Kang beat and scolded with a black face, "Are you hungry? Do you want to steal food like this? It's set so high, you still have the ability to get it, you want to scare the whole family to death? no?"

Little Potato Boy, whoa, whoa, cried pitifully.

But this time no one sympathized, not to mention Su Cheng wanted to beat him up, Nian Fu was also trembling with anger, his hands and feet were cold.

The old lady is in great trouble, and this kid is adding to the chaos!Do you know how many children died of suffocation like this?There was no time for rescue.

She didn't even dare to think about it, if this kid didn't just happen to steal food in front of them and get caught.I haven't just learned that little knowledge of first aid, what should this kid do?

Although Su Cheng was angry, he turned his head and looked at her bad face, and became even more worried, "Nianfu, what's wrong with you?"

What's wrong with me?Even when he was furious, he was also really scared.Unbeknownst to Nianfu, her face was also abnormally pale in the eyes of outsiders.I want to say I'm fine.But I only felt dizzy for a while before my eyes, and then my body softened, and I suddenly fell into the darkness.

Royal Palace.

When Gao Xian got the news, he paused for a moment, with a slight smile on his majestic face, and told Zhuo Rilie and a group of excited prairie people.

"Princess Jiashan didn't mean to be negligent. She refused to cook herself, but she is pregnant."

Pregnant?

pregnant...

A group of people who were originally filled with righteous indignation were all dumb.

Even Tuva, who is the most noisy, has nothing to say, no matter in the grassland or wherever.It has never been said that pregnant women can be forced to cook.

Taiping tactfully said a few more words. "The imperial doctor just went to see it, and it's only been over a month. Because the child is still young, according to the customs, it is not easy for the princess to say it clearly, so the emperor asked her to prepare barbecue, and she did not refuse. But as we all know, pregnant women generally have better tastes. Strange, even if the princess wants to, she really dare not do it."

Gao Xianneng said, did this child come too timely?

Just when Qi Yan made such a request.How much diplomatic trouble would it have saved him to refuse with such a perfect excuse?

So he smiled at Zhuo Rilie, with an expression of helplessness, "Even I don't know this fact, King Khan don't blame it. If there is any dispute between the chefs, let them make it up by themselves. Keep drinking, drinking."

Whether Zhuo Rilie is willing or not, he can only swallow the wine in the glass and sit down at this moment.

Wang Can hurriedly came forward to enliven the atmosphere, and a turmoil dissipated invisible.

When Nianfu woke up again, it was already dark.

First reported the great news, Ouyang Kang carefully helped her sit up, fed her saliva, and asked, "What do you want to eat? What do you want to drink?"

Chanting blessings and looking left and right, "Where is your son?"

Ouyang Kang suddenly looked disgusted, "I was taken away by my husband, that kid is too naughty, I have to teach him a lesson. I beat his ass red, and I will help you out."

Nianfu Hongguo gave him a fruitful look, is this helping her vent her anger?Is it because she is afraid that she will be annoyed when she sees it, and she will give him another beating to save him?

Forget it, Nianfu was too lazy to worry about it, and asked with his still flat stomach, "Is everything outside settled?"

Ouyang Kang hesitated for a moment.

There is nothing wrong with the emperor, but Zhu Silin made an agreement with that cook, Shi Peng who broke his tendons back then, to have another match.

And the one who loses the bet can no longer be a cook in this life, nor can he even teach an apprentice.

It hurts her head to read the blessing, she doesn't care what else she can learn, but Zhu Silin's hands are shaking so much that she can't even hold a kitchen knife steadily, how can she compare with others?

And that Shi Peng, did he appear by accident, or did he come prepared?

But Zhu Silin's attitude was extremely firm, and he had already gone back to actively prepare for the battle, "I know you care about me, but this is the greatest shame in your master's life. Even if I lose, I will finish my fire tree and silver flower to make up for my lifelong regret. "

It is impossible to recite blessings.

Asked if he could help, Zhu Silin chuckled, "Just take care of yourself, and when the time comes, you will have a big fat boy and teach him how to cook."

Nianfu was a little puzzled, and asked, "Then you can also teach Shuzi?"

Zhu Silin shook his head with a smile, "That kid seems to be a man who knows how to eat but can't do, so don't count on him. Besides, he has enough to learn from his master, so why bother to come to me again? Wait until you When the second child is born, he can inherit our mantle."

Nian Fu paused, "Then if you give birth to a daughter, you won't teach?"

Zhu Silin laughed, "I really want to have a daughter. I don't know how spoiled your family is. How can you be as easy to beat as you? It's better to be a son. After he learns to cook, he will marry a wife in the future. It will not be easy to please the old man. some?"

Nianfu walked away speechlessly.Well, both sons have been taught, and she is useless.

But she didn't know that after she turned and left, Zhu Silin's eyes revealed a look of sadness and determination.

I thought I would be fine if I didn't cook.Unexpectedly, Zhuo Rilie still came to Poyuan as a guest.

Wang Can was embarrassed. The master only said that he would take the clothes to the capital for a stroll, but he ran here. Could it be that he didn't bring someone in?

Ouyang Kang was very considerate of his situation and welcomed the guests in generously.

Zhuo Rilie not only visited their house, but also expressed his deep admiration for Su Cheng and wanted to see him.But Su Cheng didn't give any face, and directly said through the window that he was disabled, and felt ashamed of himself.It is inconvenient to meet guests.

Anyway, he is notoriously eccentric, and he has no official or job, and he can't do anything if he doesn't want to meet anyone.What's more, there is a little potato in his room that is crying and howling, it can't be fake.

Zhuo Rilie could only touch his nose, expressing embarrassment. "After all, I'm an ordinary person, and I can't get into Mr.'s eyes."

Ouyang Kang graciously relieved him, "This is the time for my son to take a bath. Only my husband can cure him. It's just a coincidence."

Zhuo Ri said heartily, are you sure this isn't a make-up?An imposing man, in order to take care of the children.It would be better to be ashamed if you don't have time to see him.

But Zhuo Rilie is not an ordinary person.Even if he received such a cold reception, he could still chat with Ouyang Kang happily, and even admired the picture of famous scholars who broke the garden.

It was only at the end that he said casually, "Recently, it's strange. Some people say that there are some treasures hidden in the grasslands, and many people are digging them. I don't know where the rumors came from."

Wang Can couldn't quite understand it, but Ouyang Kang understood it instantly.

This is Zhuoge's relentless heart.Still digging for treasure?In the words of his daughter-in-law, this IQ is really worrying.

But Zhuo Rilie said ambiguously, "Perhaps this is true, and it is unknown."

Ouyang Kang thought to himself, what does this mean?Is there still some shadow of this rumor, or is it deliberately fanned by him?

Ke Zhuo Rilie finally said, "However, I still believe in no pains, no gains. Now that our grassland has a good relationship with Daliang, I also want the people to live a life of adequate food and clothing, and there will be no more killings and conquests."

This is a bit interesting.

But he said to himself, what does it mean?How can a county horse like him who has no real power still be able to speak in front of the emperor?

Moreover, is Zhuo Rilie the kind of person who goes with the situation?

After the people had left, Su Cheng said, "It's the person who has no real power who can easily influence the emperor's decision. This person has great ambitions and is able to bend and stretch. What he thinks of is not the achievements of ten or twenty years, but the eternal fame."

Nianfu thought, "That's not bad, no matter why, as long as he doesn't want to fight, the common people will have a peaceful life."

Su Cheng rolled his eyes, "The benevolence of a woman! Then he will come and beat us when he becomes stronger?"

Nianfu couldn't agree, "Why can't people be strong? It's like two neighbors. If your family is prosperous, my family will naturally want to make money. As long as I don't rob your family, it's enough. You can't because I may one day If you come to rob you, hit me first, or interrupt my source of income, and let me continue to be poor, isn’t this the logic of robbers?”

For a rare time, Su Cheng was stopped by her.For a long time, he could only say, "These major government affairs are different."

Nianfu shrugged, "At this time, shouldn't men say one more thing, don't you women understand?"

Su Cheng's face darkened slightly, was he being poisoned?

Reciting blessings seems to be quite talkative, "Mr. is a sensible person. How many of these important government affairs are for the country and the people, and how many of them are just to satisfy the vanity of you men who want to be famous and make contributions?"

"Life is a hero, and death is a ghost. What's wrong with wanting to be successful?"

"One will be successful and ten thousand bones will die. What you call success and fame will always be a small number of people, and the common people who sacrificed for this, who remembers their names?"

Ouyang Kang looked uncomfortable, and hurriedly said, "Sir, she is pregnant, her brain is not working well, and she speaks without words. Don't take offense."

At the same time, he dragged away the daughter-in-law who rolled her eyes at him vigorously, "It's enough for you and me not to make progress, and don't want others to be like us."

When I read the blessing, I wanted to argue with him, but after thinking about it, I suddenly felt that it was boring.There will always be ordinary people and ambitious people in this world. She can't change anything, she can only be herself.

On the contrary, Su Cheng thought about it for a long time afterwards, and even felt a little worried.The daughter-in-law is not pregnant with a hermit, is she?What I am most afraid of is that some eminent monk is reincarnated, otherwise, what can I do if I see through the world like this?

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Potato: I want a younger brother?Still a bald head?What else is there to play?How do you pull his pigtails?

Wangcai: It’s fine if he doesn’t have braids. If he doesn’t eat meat or chew bones, how can we have a common pursuit?

Taro: ... (to be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)