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Xia Xiaoguai continued to fool around: "We don't need to go out for all the supplies there, everyone can buy them on Taobao.

What is Taobao! !

Well, how should I put it, it’s just a small screen, just like the mirrors here, in which there are all the items in our world, all marked with prices, what you want, you only need to click on it with your finger at home Just pay for the screen.

Our currency is called electronic currency.That is, each person has a digital code, and the currency inside is just a string of numbers. It doesn't need to be like the spirit stones here, and it doesn't need to bring troubles.

The war in our place is called a currency war. You don’t need to be as barbaric and primitive as you. You just need to grab that person’s currency, and that person’s life will be worse than death, because he can no longer enjoy the convenience of Taobao. .

All of our stores do not need entities, but just a memory, a memory on Taobao.

People there are studying every day how to live a more pleasant life.There is no need to cultivate immortals, no need to work hard, everyone is playing and sleeping, sitting and eating and waiting to die.

Our dishes don't need to pay attention to aura, but they are more delicate.

For example, when you eat pork here, you just kill a pig and eat it. We will keep driving the pig when we want to eat it, and then let the pig run until the meat is hot, and then suddenly move towards it. The knife is lowered at the waist, and the warm waist and eyebrow meat is taken out for cooking.

Also, in order to enjoy eating more, no matter how poisonous or terrible it is, there is no one who swims in the water that flies in the sky and does not eat it..."

Xia Xiaoguai expressed deep nostalgia while talking nonsense:

"It's like here, living so tiringly, practicing hard for thousands of years just to live the ordinary life we ​​are born to live, and I really don't know what to do with such a long and meaningless life?"

The God of Foodie listened to Xia Xiaoguai's rambling words, and fell into deep thought.

He didn't think Xia Xiaoguai could imagine such a complicated and magical world by himself!

He was sure that Xia Xiaoguai, a nun, was not so intelligent.

While listening and asking questions, the foodie god confirmed that Xia Xiaoguai really came here for a seven-day tour from a strange other world, but those unscrupulous Taobao merchants somehow abandoned her on this inferior plane do not care.Maybe it's the difference in the reflection arc of the timeline, maybe it's a day or two late over there, or the machine is broken and sent for repair for a few days, so this girl needs to stay in this world for months or even years or decades.

(The foodie god yearns for the Taobao world that Xia Xiaoguai mentioned. When he overcomes all difficulties and brings Xia Xiaoguai back to Earth 2012 with infinite expectations, you can imagine how much he resents it!!

He has cultivated the great power for thousands of years, and he has never experienced anything, but he has never experienced such a dirty society. He even eats old leather shoes, poisonous mice, maggots, cockroaches and placentas. This is a race of gods, so fucking Disgusted. )

Xia Xiaoguai described a lot of amazing scenes, how to eat the brain of a living flying spirit monkey, let the monkey sit in the hole and heat it up, and then there is a bang of hot air hitting the skull, revealing the white and tender food like tofu brain, Then use more than 70 kinds of sauces carefully prepared to let people choose how to eat.

That taste, Xia Xiaoguai showed nostalgia, but felt disgusted in his heart!

If it wasn't for her relatives on earth, she would really not be willing to go back.