Inspiration to find dad: Buy one get one free for cute baby

The most developed organ in Xia Xiaoguai's body should be her mouth. She not only carries out the foodie spirit to the end, but also maximizes the inductive nature of language.

Foodie + magic stick is her ultimate goal in life!

Originally, as a little mole cricket like her, she should worship the foodie god for advice, but she turned on the learning master mode, and all kinds of bullying and demanding ignorant and short-sighted teachers worshiped herself.

Blowing and blowing, Xia Xiaoguai blew to the highest level, even she almost believed her own words.

Suddenly she thought of how a scumbag in middle school used to comment on concubines in various disciplines in the model of the emperor.It's very similar to my own behavior of blowing up to nowhere!

"Geography is the queen of Gu. Although Gu never looks up her sign or records her appearance, her position is still so stable.

Mathematics is the imperial concubine of Gu, Gu loves her deeply, although Gu can't give her the most honorable seat, but Gu spends a lot of time trying to figure out her thoughts every day, but Gu always doesn't understand her.

Language is a lonely and virtuous concubine, gentle and demure, never troublesome, and can occasionally share the lonely's worries.

History is Gu's first love, but she died early, and every month at midnight when I dream of Gu, I have to suffer for her tragic situation.

Politics is the daughter-in-law of the lonely emperor's brother, and the lonely can only watch but not eat.

As for physics and chemistry, Lonely put them in limbo,

The biological woman is really hypocritical, and I have given her a shot at fame.

As for the official woman in English, oh my god!Gu didn't even bother to mention her, who on earth let her enter the palace! ! ! "

Alas, it would be great if my world was really like what I said.

Xia Xiaoguai was deeply sad when she thought of going back to face the pissing nature of the ghost animal biology teacher who threw out the test paper with one hand.

Mother, I really want to go back because of my dear family. When I think of going home and facing so many overwhelming test papers and going through the darkest high school years in my life, I suddenly have the urge to cry.

(Should I just let Xia Xiaoguai wear it back to take the college entrance examination, and then smear her face with bloody reality?! Hehe!)

Instead of learning rigid knowledge that will never be used, she would rather learn spirit vegetable masters and various skills of cultivating immortals here.At least she likes them all!And very practical!It's not like the mathematics of the Celestial Dynasty. After ten years of learning by myself, it is useless when I become an adult!

However, her nonsense is not in vain, the foodie god has already given her a little ecstasy: "Then how do you go back now?" I really want to go, I really want to go, the foodie god has no body, otherwise I should be able to see it shaking constantly Please beg for petting.

Xia Xiaoguai tilted her head, pretending to be innocent and invincible: "I don't know, is there a way for you to go through some wormhole, open a passage, and let me go back to the time point when I came here."

This girl knows about the wormhole space-time channel!

This is the secret of the rise of the powerful world, and the distance is not too long until now. The two nearest spiritual world passages also need to go through three small stations, and take a few years of time and space ships.

And based on what Xia Xiaoguai said, the plane she is in must be much longer than the earth boundary to cross the sky boundary, how strong it must be to get through.

However, maybe this matter can give those powerful people who have no purpose in life to eat and die in the sky something new to do?

Hmm, the foodie god who always likes novelty and excitement can't wait.

The Taobao world is so interesting, how can I let myself go to that world to have a look.