The evolution history of black cute
036 1 Big Family Bandit
036 A Big Family Bandit
[The third watch is here~~! 】
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Cheng Guangming thought for a while, and calmly avoided the old man's question, but said directly to little Noah, "Don't cry, explain the matter clearly."
Although everyone belongs to different military regions, they all grew up eating rice from the same pot. Cheng Guangming's attitude can be understood in just one sentence——
——Let’s talk about this question later!
It is said that every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and no one has such a secret or two, not to mention that little Noah is still an adopted child, everyone is an adult, and there is no curiosity to dig out other people's secrets, so, Everyone was like-minded and calmly ignored the old man's question.
The old man: "..." There is always a feeling that one's prestige is not there~!
Papa spoke, and little Noah rubbed his eyes and wiped his tears, and pointed at the little fat man in a childish voice, "Liar, he agreed to pay ten yuan, but what he gave me was not enough. I will use the money to buy bread. But the proprietress disliked my lack of money and refused to let me in, so I had to squat in the corner opposite the bakery and starve all day, liar, liar, big liar!"
The little Noah persistently yelled at the big liar, and angrily told part of the truth. The proprietress did say at the time, "Is your change enough to add up to ten yuan? You can't afford a piece of bread. You eat ass, don't Dirty my shop", but the emphasis is on the latter sentence "don't make my shop dirty", don't you dare not confuse the public~!
Mrs. Cheng continued to express his puzzlement, "Why do you spend fat money to buy bread?"
Pang Pang: "..." Grandpa, you are an ancestor, why do you discriminate against Fatty respectfully?
Little Noah wiped away his tears, and said confidently, "If I don't take his money, how can I have money to buy bread? I've been rummaging through the trash can for three days, and I can't find anything to eat!"
Crowd: "..."
"So..." Noah used to be a beggar? ?
The eldest aunt tentatively opened her mouth, but she didn't finish her sentence. She just looked at Yang Suya and Cheng Guangming in disbelief, and Yang Suya nodded sadly.
The people present are all human beings. They don't need the aunt to explain clearly. They also know what she wants to express. Seeing Yang Suya nodding, everyone suddenly realizes. Son, even a four-year-old kid can be fooled, how low is Nima's IQ~! ——The eldest aunt hates iron but not steel.
Fatty burst into tears, completely unaware that he was being shot by his mother again for being a goddamn horse.
The adults tacitly did not continue this topic. They knew that Little Noah had been a beggar. As adults, they have a complete view of good and evil, right and wrong, and not only will they not look down on Little Noah just because she was a beggar. , but will give her a thumbs up for her tenacity and intelligence——
A helpless four-year-old can cheat ten yuan into buying bread by using a broken book with typos in the title. Who dares to say that she is not smart.
But the children's concept of good and evil, right and wrong has not yet fully formed. If the children know that this new little sister used to be a beggar, they may not dare to do anything in front of adults, but there is no guarantee that they will not do anything behind their backs. Will bully this young innocent child.
So, the eldest aunt made a haha and exposed the problem.
However, the hearts of the adults are beautiful and kind, but the bear boy is unreasonable. Even the old man bluntly changed the subject and said that the dishes tonight are all delicious, but the bear boy is fat and fat, but he is still looking at Xiao Nuo with persistent eyes. Ya, "Master~~~!"
All the adults: "..." Silently looking at the eldest aunt whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, why is the bear so swollen~? !
Yang Suya laughed dryly, and said softly to the little fat man, "My sister cheated you of money, and my aunt apologizes to you on her behalf."
The little fat man shook his head hastily, and said shyly, "She didn't lie to me, it's because I don't understand well, and I can't understand the cheats."
Yang Suya: "..." I always feel that the aura of a harmonious family is destroyed in an instant.
"Really, really, I didn't lie to you, she really knows how to catch her." Seeing that everyone was looking at him like a fool, the little fat man was so anxious that he cried and grabbed his grandfather's arms. Little Noah's feet, asking for help, "Master, you can show them your Nine-Yin Bone Grab!"
Little Noah pouted and glared at the little fat man angrily, "I don't know how to scratch."
"How could you not?" The little fat man jumped anxiously, "Just when you sold me the cheat book, you scratched the wall and broke it."
Little Noah shook his head arrogantly, leaving the back of his head facing the little fat man. The little fat man instantly felt a sense of despair abandoned by his beliefs. The boy with glasses patted his shoulder vigorously and said sincerely, "Wake up, silly boy!" , you live in reality."
Little Fatty: "..." This world bullies Fatty too much~ Tired and not in love~! qaq
Feeling abandoned by the goddess, the little fat man hung his head and sat on the stool, facing the table full of delicious food, he also lost his allure. He just accused the goddess of being ruthless and unreasonable with his sad eyes, but the goddess completely ignored him. over him.
Grandpa pulled a fat thigh from the delicious roast duck and stuffed it into little Noah's paws, then said to the children and grandchildren who were holding chopsticks at the table, "Okay, New Year's Eve dinner, let's eat~~ !"
In an instant, the wind was strong, the rain was dripping, the typhoon was raging, and the wind was raging! !
Little Nuoya happily gnawed on the delicious duck leg. The duck leg was too big and too thick, making her face shiny. After finally finishing the duck leg, Xiao Nuo kept his head down and struggled with the duck leg meat and the duck leg bone. Ya looked up at the delicious food on the table to find the next target of the strategy, and then..., dumbfounded!
The table is full of mess, the dishes are clean and stacked on top of each other, not even a scrap of leftovers is left, and looking up again, the grandparents, grandpas, uncles, aunts and aunts are picking their teeth and belching, and the brothers and sisters have oily mouths He licked his mouth eagerly.
Nima is even more ferocious than bandits!
Huaxia's disciplined troops even have a limited meal time. The married children have accumulated military achievements from the bottom to climb up to their current positions. When they were young, they competed with those wolf-like soldiers for food. The tradition that they eat like a war, the children have been exposed to it since childhood, so naturally they will do their part, even if they can't win against the adults, they must win over their friends.
It's just that at home, Yang Suya cooks a lot of meals, so both Baba and Ge Ge barely maintain their table manners. Therefore, little Noah, who saw the family reunion dinner for the first time, was gorgeous and dazed. Lost.
The little Noah who ate only one duck leg on the table: "..." (+﹏+)~ I cried~!
"Ben~~~" An enamel bowl was placed in front of Little Noah, and it was filled with various side dishes, such as fried fish with charred skin and tender meat, roast duck with crispy skin and crispy meat, and it was bright red and delicious The braised pork, as well as the verdant green vegetables, etc., are all piled up.
The eyes of all the friends lit up as soon as the big bowl of dishes came out.
Little Noah resolutely swallowed the cry back into his throat with tears in his eyes, hugged the big bowl of vegetables in his arms, scanned everyone around vigilantly, then raised his head, and presented a sweet and cute smile, "Thank you grandma, Grandma is the best, okay~!"
"..." The grandma, whose expression was so serious that she had deep nasolabial folds, floated back to the kitchen expressionlessly, with a faint blush on her ears that couldn't be covered by her short hair.
Sitting at the same round table, little kids will definitely not be able to compete with adults. Therefore, every time before the reunion dinner is served, Grandma Cheng will set aside part of the food for little kids to eat. What I have experienced is that from the age of seven, they have to fight with their parents, otherwise they may starve into refugees when they arrive in the army.
Among other things, at least when married and children enlist in the army, their eating style is definitely beyond the reach of others.
Even the youngest twins are now seven years old, so only little Noah is eligible for this special treatment.
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[The third watch is here~~! 】
*********************
Cheng Guangming thought for a while, and calmly avoided the old man's question, but said directly to little Noah, "Don't cry, explain the matter clearly."
Although everyone belongs to different military regions, they all grew up eating rice from the same pot. Cheng Guangming's attitude can be understood in just one sentence——
——Let’s talk about this question later!
It is said that every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and no one has such a secret or two, not to mention that little Noah is still an adopted child, everyone is an adult, and there is no curiosity to dig out other people's secrets, so, Everyone was like-minded and calmly ignored the old man's question.
The old man: "..." There is always a feeling that one's prestige is not there~!
Papa spoke, and little Noah rubbed his eyes and wiped his tears, and pointed at the little fat man in a childish voice, "Liar, he agreed to pay ten yuan, but what he gave me was not enough. I will use the money to buy bread. But the proprietress disliked my lack of money and refused to let me in, so I had to squat in the corner opposite the bakery and starve all day, liar, liar, big liar!"
The little Noah persistently yelled at the big liar, and angrily told part of the truth. The proprietress did say at the time, "Is your change enough to add up to ten yuan? You can't afford a piece of bread. You eat ass, don't Dirty my shop", but the emphasis is on the latter sentence "don't make my shop dirty", don't you dare not confuse the public~!
Mrs. Cheng continued to express his puzzlement, "Why do you spend fat money to buy bread?"
Pang Pang: "..." Grandpa, you are an ancestor, why do you discriminate against Fatty respectfully?
Little Noah wiped away his tears, and said confidently, "If I don't take his money, how can I have money to buy bread? I've been rummaging through the trash can for three days, and I can't find anything to eat!"
Crowd: "..."
"So..." Noah used to be a beggar? ?
The eldest aunt tentatively opened her mouth, but she didn't finish her sentence. She just looked at Yang Suya and Cheng Guangming in disbelief, and Yang Suya nodded sadly.
The people present are all human beings. They don't need the aunt to explain clearly. They also know what she wants to express. Seeing Yang Suya nodding, everyone suddenly realizes. Son, even a four-year-old kid can be fooled, how low is Nima's IQ~! ——The eldest aunt hates iron but not steel.
Fatty burst into tears, completely unaware that he was being shot by his mother again for being a goddamn horse.
The adults tacitly did not continue this topic. They knew that Little Noah had been a beggar. As adults, they have a complete view of good and evil, right and wrong, and not only will they not look down on Little Noah just because she was a beggar. , but will give her a thumbs up for her tenacity and intelligence——
A helpless four-year-old can cheat ten yuan into buying bread by using a broken book with typos in the title. Who dares to say that she is not smart.
But the children's concept of good and evil, right and wrong has not yet fully formed. If the children know that this new little sister used to be a beggar, they may not dare to do anything in front of adults, but there is no guarantee that they will not do anything behind their backs. Will bully this young innocent child.
So, the eldest aunt made a haha and exposed the problem.
However, the hearts of the adults are beautiful and kind, but the bear boy is unreasonable. Even the old man bluntly changed the subject and said that the dishes tonight are all delicious, but the bear boy is fat and fat, but he is still looking at Xiao Nuo with persistent eyes. Ya, "Master~~~!"
All the adults: "..." Silently looking at the eldest aunt whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, why is the bear so swollen~? !
Yang Suya laughed dryly, and said softly to the little fat man, "My sister cheated you of money, and my aunt apologizes to you on her behalf."
The little fat man shook his head hastily, and said shyly, "She didn't lie to me, it's because I don't understand well, and I can't understand the cheats."
Yang Suya: "..." I always feel that the aura of a harmonious family is destroyed in an instant.
"Really, really, I didn't lie to you, she really knows how to catch her." Seeing that everyone was looking at him like a fool, the little fat man was so anxious that he cried and grabbed his grandfather's arms. Little Noah's feet, asking for help, "Master, you can show them your Nine-Yin Bone Grab!"
Little Noah pouted and glared at the little fat man angrily, "I don't know how to scratch."
"How could you not?" The little fat man jumped anxiously, "Just when you sold me the cheat book, you scratched the wall and broke it."
Little Noah shook his head arrogantly, leaving the back of his head facing the little fat man. The little fat man instantly felt a sense of despair abandoned by his beliefs. The boy with glasses patted his shoulder vigorously and said sincerely, "Wake up, silly boy!" , you live in reality."
Little Fatty: "..." This world bullies Fatty too much~ Tired and not in love~! qaq
Feeling abandoned by the goddess, the little fat man hung his head and sat on the stool, facing the table full of delicious food, he also lost his allure. He just accused the goddess of being ruthless and unreasonable with his sad eyes, but the goddess completely ignored him. over him.
Grandpa pulled a fat thigh from the delicious roast duck and stuffed it into little Noah's paws, then said to the children and grandchildren who were holding chopsticks at the table, "Okay, New Year's Eve dinner, let's eat~~ !"
In an instant, the wind was strong, the rain was dripping, the typhoon was raging, and the wind was raging! !
Little Nuoya happily gnawed on the delicious duck leg. The duck leg was too big and too thick, making her face shiny. After finally finishing the duck leg, Xiao Nuo kept his head down and struggled with the duck leg meat and the duck leg bone. Ya looked up at the delicious food on the table to find the next target of the strategy, and then..., dumbfounded!
The table is full of mess, the dishes are clean and stacked on top of each other, not even a scrap of leftovers is left, and looking up again, the grandparents, grandpas, uncles, aunts and aunts are picking their teeth and belching, and the brothers and sisters have oily mouths He licked his mouth eagerly.
Nima is even more ferocious than bandits!
Huaxia's disciplined troops even have a limited meal time. The married children have accumulated military achievements from the bottom to climb up to their current positions. When they were young, they competed with those wolf-like soldiers for food. The tradition that they eat like a war, the children have been exposed to it since childhood, so naturally they will do their part, even if they can't win against the adults, they must win over their friends.
It's just that at home, Yang Suya cooks a lot of meals, so both Baba and Ge Ge barely maintain their table manners. Therefore, little Noah, who saw the family reunion dinner for the first time, was gorgeous and dazed. Lost.
The little Noah who ate only one duck leg on the table: "..." (+﹏+)~ I cried~!
"Ben~~~" An enamel bowl was placed in front of Little Noah, and it was filled with various side dishes, such as fried fish with charred skin and tender meat, roast duck with crispy skin and crispy meat, and it was bright red and delicious The braised pork, as well as the verdant green vegetables, etc., are all piled up.
The eyes of all the friends lit up as soon as the big bowl of dishes came out.
Little Noah resolutely swallowed the cry back into his throat with tears in his eyes, hugged the big bowl of vegetables in his arms, scanned everyone around vigilantly, then raised his head, and presented a sweet and cute smile, "Thank you grandma, Grandma is the best, okay~!"
"..." The grandma, whose expression was so serious that she had deep nasolabial folds, floated back to the kitchen expressionlessly, with a faint blush on her ears that couldn't be covered by her short hair.
Sitting at the same round table, little kids will definitely not be able to compete with adults. Therefore, every time before the reunion dinner is served, Grandma Cheng will set aside part of the food for little kids to eat. What I have experienced is that from the age of seven, they have to fight with their parents, otherwise they may starve into refugees when they arrive in the army.
Among other things, at least when married and children enlist in the army, their eating style is definitely beyond the reach of others.
Even the youngest twins are now seven years old, so only little Noah is eligible for this special treatment.
***************
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