The evolution history of black cute

The captain's words made her the focus of everyone's attention. Noah blinked and raised his hand to speak, "If I tell you to stop this perverted abuse, will you agree?"

Huya looked at the sky, "Yes, but there is a condition."

"What's the condition?" Noah tilted his head, and jumped into the pit spontaneously like an ignorant child. Seeing the helplessness of the female soldiers, this child... is really too simple, captain pervert Sure enough, it's not a good product! It's over!

In the accusing eyes of the female soldiers, the tiger teeth were as immobile as a mountain, and pointed to the mud pit, "As an instructor, shouldn't you share weal and woe with them?"

The female soldiers glared at her immediately - she is just a child, beast~!

Looking at the big muddy pit and the distressed female soldiers, Noah pursed his mouth into wavy lines, and looked at the captain with aggrieved eyes, "I am the instructor, you are the captain, if I go down, you are the captain." Shouldn't you also share the joys and sorrows with me? And you!"

Thorn tigers: "..." They are just laying down their guns~!

Huya sneered, revealing two pointed canine teeth, "Whether you want to share weal and woe with them is your business, and it has nothing to do with me. We all came this way, only you have not gone through this special baptism. "

"It's true." Unexpectedly, Noah nodded, and Huya gave her an unexpected look, but he didn't expect Noah to raise his head and show him a cute cat smile, "You have experienced me. I need to make up for the training that I haven’t experienced, so should you also make up for the training that I have experienced that you haven’t experienced?”

Huya was taken aback.On the face, he raised his eyebrows calmly, "Now you are joining the Tigers, not us joining your team."

His task is to maximize the potential of the female soldiers and select qualified female special warfare reserve members, which does not include including his own people. A little girl who can exchange military merit for a lieutenant colonel, who knows what she has experienced What kind of training?

Noah shrugged, unable to help the female soldiers in the mud pit, so.The eyes of the female soldiers turned to Huya in an instant, the one that doesn't cost money.

Huya: "..." Does this count as stealing chickens and losing money? ?

Noah squatted by the pit, smiled and said to the female soldiers, "Let me teach you a way, you... just you, the biggest one. You stand in the middle, yes, you, you, you, you. You guys stand around her, with your backs facing outwards. Yes, you, you, you...you stand around them again, with your backs facing outwards, yes, yes. Just like that, holding hands and forming a concentric circle So that no matter which direction they shoot water from, you can carry it layer by layer. If the water pressure in the middle is too high for them to withstand it, you can support them..., yes, yes, really smart .”

More than 100 female soldiers worked together to form six concentric circles, gritted their teeth and looked at the instructors on the mud pit. Hu Er didn't pay much attention at first, but when his water gun was turned on again, the water speed was set at the third gear. Only then did he finally realize something was wrong.

The water speed at the first gear had already caused the female soldiers to stagger, and almost no one could stand still at the second gear. However, now that the water speed has been raised to the third gear, the fierce water hit the outermost female soldiers. On their backs, although their feet were unstable and wobbly, they were still stiff with the help of layers of companions. Even the female soldiers who were not shot by the water gun still had the energy to shout and demonstrate there.

I'm going~~!

Hu Er couldn't help smiling wryly, "Instructor, aren't you embarrassing me? They can withstand it, so what should I do??"

Noah shrugged and said irresponsibly, "I am their instructor, so of course I have to teach them."

"Then you are still our instructor."

Noah scratched his cheek and looked at the sky, "(Papa said) the instructor is a civilian, and the training is out of my control."

Hu Er: "..." What a puff~!

Although the female soldiers held on to the water guns for the time being, the impact of such a large water flow on their backs was very painful. After half a minute, the female soldiers who faced the water guns couldn't bear it any longer. Noah rolled his eyes and pointed at the water guns. The other female soldiers said, "Listen to my password, you turn seven steps to the right, and turn seven steps to the left in a circle inside, cross each other, yes, don't mess up, listen to my password, one, two, three, four, five , six, seven..."

When the female soldiers were moving, Hu Er didn't care, just kept turning on the big water to flush the water, but just after Noah's "seven" was pronounced, I don't know what happened, it should have washed the female soldiers. The water flow on the backs of the soldiers seemed to hit a key point, and suddenly changed direction like the refraction of light and rushed straight into the sky, and then fell with a "crash~", chilling the men on the edge of the pit. .

There was a sudden dead silence in the audience.

The thorny tigers were petrified in the shape of a drowned chicken, and the female soldiers in the pit were stupefied and stupefied, and then, "Pfft—" laughed, Noah was like a cat catching a small mouse Laughing like a baby, the soft baby sound filled the venue.

With her in the lead, the other female soldiers couldn't help laughing out loud, watching the male soldiers in distress and embarrassment.

The Thorn Tigers silently wiped the water all over their faces, and looked at Noah who was smiling so hard that his tail was almost up to the sky.

Captain Huya stood silently with his head bowed for two seconds, then suddenly took the water gun in Huer's hand, adjusted the water speed to the lowest level, and then fired at the female soldiers. It seemed chaotic but followed a certain pattern. The female soldiers Before they could react, they were rushed to the ground, as if the iron wall had found the weakest point and gave it a heavy blow. The solid fortress collapsed in an instant, and the female soldiers fell into a pile unsteadily. It was a hundred times more embarrassing than before.

The female soldiers fell down screaming, and those who were crushed at the bottom even swallowed a lot of muddy water and coughed endlessly.

Huya gave Noah a cold look, turned around and left without saying a word—"Physics is good!"

Hu Er glanced at Hu Ya's retreating back, and shrunk his neck secretly. The captain seemed to be on fire, and it is customary for the airborne instructor and the captain to pinch each other.The captain has always regarded this as a pastime in his free time, but the instructor looked so young and did not expect to be so cruel.

The water gun mud pit is a basic training program. Whether it is a male soldier or a female soldier, even if they stand together in the mud pit and form a group, the person using the water gun can take care of every soldier in the mud pit, the same person. At most, it will switch after shooting for a few seconds, otherwise the water speed of the water gun will easily cause damage to the recipient.

The instructor made the female soldiers stand in several concentric circles, which seemed to be the simplest team.But I don’t know how she commanded them. Those female soldiers stood in different directions, and the heads of the people in the outer circle just blocked the backs of the people in the inner circle. Therefore, only the outermost circle of tiger ears can shoot. Female soldiers, and only the ones with their backs to him fixed.With the speed of the water at that time, it would definitely damage the spine of the female soldier who received the water gun in less than a minute. The instructor forced them to stop~!

But if the captain hadn't discovered this problem, those female soldiers would probably have to suffer pain that they might not be able to get rid of in this simplest training... This is the reason why Captain Huya was really angry!

Noah touched his chin, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with what he did.Anyway, she can always change the positions of the female soldiers in the front when they can't bear it, and she can also take a cold shower for the male soldiers in an instant.I believe these female soldiers will be happy to listen to her command, not to mention, as a night elf, she doesn't take human life seriously, otherwise she wouldn't have nothing to do and kill people to make extra money .

In this world, except for a few humans, others are just prey in her eyes.It is no different from the prey in the forest of monsters.

What she's interested in now is that the captain seems to be good at physics~!

Hu Er squatted down on the edge of the pit and looked at the distressed female soldiers in the pit.He said gloatingly, "Look at how you suffered, did you quit?"

The female soldiers stood up silently, wiping the muddy water on their faces, but no one spoke.

The highest rank among the female soldiers was a captain. She wiped off the muddy water on her face, looked at Noah and said calmly, "Instructor, please stop meddling in your own business. You think you are helping us, but you are actually helping us." kill us."

Noah blinked innocently - no, you misunderstood, I never thought of helping you, I was just trying to hurt you~!

There are irreconcilable conflicts and hatred between the human race that almost occupies the entire continent and the night elves who can only nest in the small elf valley and have to worry about whether the cubs will be hunted, killed and sold by humans all the time. I don't have any sense of guilt~!

What?You said that this human race is not that human race? ? ——Can you expect a child whose soul is only four years old to understand that magic horse is called venting anger? ?

It's a pity that Noah acquiesced in the crime, but some people were not happy. The female soldier with the biggest head but also the hardest fall spat out the mud in her mouth and said angrily, "I don't like to hear your words. How can I blame you for my incompetence?" Others, after the trainer taught us, did we suffer less? Feel your conscience and ask yourself, did the trainer help us or hurt us?"

The female soldiers who thought that what the female captain said made sense and were skeptical immediately fell silent.

The female captain sneered, "I only know that her method made us fall even worse."

"Then she made these beast instructors become drowned, don't you feel secretly happy?"

"You...you are simply unreasonable." The so-called scholar meets a soldier without reason.

"Don't talk to me, I haven't read any books, but I know how to repay you. No matter what, the trainer is always kind, and he is much better than some ungrateful guys who read books into the dog's stomach." The big man Rolling his eyes in disgust.

"Who are you scolding?" The female captain became angry on the spot.

Looking at the female soldiers who were obviously divided into two sides in the mud pit, Hu Er scratched his head, "What's the situation? It's only the first day, and there's internal strife?"

Noah scratched his cheek and looked up at the sky—human race,...

Why are you saying that?Scratch your head, she forgot! !

Xueba Qiao Gu is working on a translator——It was originally born from the same root, so why bother with each other! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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