The evolution history of black cute

[In order to commemorate the update of the [-]th chapter, I decided to release a cute product for a stroll~! 】

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In the silent office came the intermittent sound of tapping on the keyboard. Noah was wearing a neat military uniform, and he was stuck on the chair like a javelin, scratching his ear, gnashing his teeth, and poking the keyboard with his own fingers to type the report.

A2 A fire suddenly ignited deep in the restricted area. Although it was extinguished in time and did not cause any damage, the fire was so monstrous that all the sentries outside the restricted area saw it. Noah's children's shoes, who is training the chief instructor, must give the most detailed report on this training accident, but she broke into the central grassland alone, and even Qiao Gu couldn't write a report for her as a shooter.

Noah, who lacked literary literacy to the point of anger and resentment, could only rely on himself with red eyes. Cheng Guangming sat behind the desk, put down the documents in his hand, looked at Noah, who was mad at him, and sighed helplessly, "Again Scratch it and you're going to go bald."

Noah froze, turned his head with teary eyes, choked up with tears in his grievance, "Papa~~~~!"

Cheng Guangming rubbed his forehead, "It's useless to be called Papa, who told you to set fire in the forest."

Noah was even more aggrieved, she wasn't the one who set the fire, it was obviously that bastard Qiao Gu's blood was too impure, and the ignition point was so hot, so hot~~!

Although Noah is a bit willful and savage, she is not stupid at all. She knows that a horse can say what a horse can say, and because of this, her report is even more difficult to write, Comrade Noah said.The elves are all honest and good children, they won't lie, blah blah blah~~!

Noah bit his finger and poked viciously at the keyboard for a week before he finally cobbled together the report and wrote it. Cheng Guangming looked at the messy report in his hand and rubbed his forehead again. He absolutely refused to admit it. The illiterate girl turned out to be Cheng Guangming's excellent daughter, and she was absolutely forced to deny it.

It's really strange to say that Cheng Nuoya has been known as a partial science student since he entered the school, and he never got a score other than the full score in science.But the liberal arts scores are often tested in single digits. It is said that you can’t get ten points in the Chinese test, so why are you so swollen in the math, physics and chemistry test?

This cliff is the biggest unsolved mystery of getting married, not one of them!

This week Comrade Noah was in hardship, and the others were also in dire straits. Although Qiao Gu was not fatally injured.But he was almost bitten into a sieve by those insects and ants, and he needed rest. During the process of wound healing, there were all kinds of numbness and itching, and the pain was not humane.

Huya was seriously injured. He was in a coma for a whole week and still hasn't woken up. Huya is unconscious.The thorny tigers naturally have all kinds of troubles, the whole week.There are dark clouds hanging over the Thorn Tiger base camp, and morale is low.

I don’t know if it’s because Noah was born professionally treating decline. When she finally tossed out the report and regained her freedom, Qiao Gu’s injuries were basically healed, and she was able to come out to continue helping the evildoers. Comrade Huya also fell into a coma for a whole week later. Woke up tenaciously.

On this day, the whole world celebrates... a ghost~~!

Huya woke up, and the thorn tigers were full of energy.As a result, the female soldiers who had rested for a week fell into the quagmire again.The Thorn Tiger base was decisively shrouded in resentment from the female soldiers, and could not get rid of it, but Huya was not there, and Comrade Cheng Nuoya, the instructor, trainer and acting captain, became the top leader.

Oh, no, is this the rhythm of the end of the world~~!

"Captain, I don't think I'll ever fall in love again. We've been ruthless enough in selecting special forces members. That instructor is even more inhumane than us. She actually... she kicked a few female soldiers into the penalty area. Damn, does she think the trouble is not big enough!"

"Captain, I can't bear it. I just watched the female soldier fighting with wild beasts. She was covered in wounds and dripping with blood. She was still sitting calmly on the front cover of the car and playing a game console. I have never seen such a hard-hearted woman."

"Captain, someone quit again today, woo woo woo~~, if this continues, the women's special forces team will become zero."

"team leader…………"

"team leader……"

For the tiger team members, this summer is suffering, and the suffering does not lie in the physical|physical, but in the spiritual devastation.

——I thought it was supposed to be a dangerous A2 restricted zone, but it was as safe as a scenic spot. I thought it should be an unimpeded "scenic spot", but all kinds of weird animals and plants suddenly appeared indiscriminately. It was finally safe. Exiting the penalty area, the captain of Nima was unconscious again. The captain finally woke up, and the instructor of Nima began to toss around again.

The thorny tigers feel that if they continue to stimulate, they are probably not far from the snake spirit disease!

Comrade Captain was very calm, wearing a light-colored hospital gown, sitting on the head of the bed, gnawing on pears and reading the newspaper, he just went in one ear and out the other for the complaints of the team members, but he listened to nonsense a hundred times It can also become good words, so the captain, who has been calmly facing the team members' bitterness, finally closed the newspaper and muttered with interest, "Instructor?...It's interesting."

"Captain, now is not the time to say something interesting, when will you be discharged from the hospital?"

Huya thought for a while, and said, "The doctor said that I'm almost recovered, and I can be discharged from the hospital at any time, but I still want to stay a few more days."

The tiger's claws petrified in an instant, and he picked out his ears stiffly, "Captain, what did you just say??" Weeping loudly, "Captain, are you swollen? Didn't you used to be able to get out of the line of fire with minor injuries? Why are you swollen now?" You are still in the hospital after you recover, captain, your brain is not injured~~!"

Huya blinked his eyes, and laughed silently, "Okay, let's leave the hospital, you go through the formalities."

"Yeah, yum, yum." Tiger Claw nodded immediately, and walked out wiping away tears.

Huwei looked at the back of Huzhua going away, looked helplessly at Huya and said, "The child is innocent, why should you scare him."

Huya blinked, and said sincerely, "I didn't scare him, I meant it."

"Cut~~" Huwei snorted lightly, obviously not believing it.

Huya was discharged from the hospital.Finally he was able to return to his job, and he went to work the day before he recovered from his illness. He was warmly welcomed by all the Tigers, and also received the warm expectations of all the female soldiers. He was dragged away by the inhumane instructor, so Huya couldn't meet this interesting instructor who interested him so much.

Huya thought for a while.I finally remembered my duty, "Let's go and see the training of the female soldiers!"

The thorny tigers immediately nodded in agreement, and finally an expert who can control the instructor came, chirping~~!

To say that this girl is really difficult to deal with, and they are not easy to deal with her at such a young age, but to be reasonable, she has a lot of nonsense.They are a group of old men who really can't tell others, and can only hope for the almighty and great Captain Bird~!

When the Thorns arrived, Noah was sitting on the hood of the car and playing psp. There was a rumbling explosion in the restricted area of ​​B1. The live ammunition shooting turned the entire training ground into a place of death. The female soldiers were fully armed. Shuttle between the hail of bullets.It is said to be training, but the degree of danger is no less than that of the real battlefield. The b1 restricted area is a special training ground, and there is a death quota. Even the ace special forces like the Tigers will not easily step in. Even if they want to step in, they will make complete preparations in advance. This instructor seems to be such a joke.

The faces of the thorn tigers all changed. Didn't they say that they only used the b1 venue for evasion training?Why even use the "hardware facilities"? ?

Hu Bei was so startled that he almost jumped up, and wanted to go up to stop it.But was stopped by Huya, Huya smiled silently, "It's kind of interesting."

The thorn tigers absolutely trusted Huya. Although they were worried, they did nothing more. Gradually, they discovered something was wrong. The agility of the female soldiers was far beyond their expectations. Unconsciously dodge bullets, and if you can't avoid it, you can also avoid the vital point...

Noah, who was concentrating on playing the game console, suddenly raised his head, ran his fingers over the side of his leg, took out a pistol, raised his hand, and pulled the trigger. With a "bang--", the bullets flew out, and there was a "pop--" in the yellow field. The tip of Lihua's nose hit a live bullet that was flying towards her. The two bullets collided with each other to offset the force and fell to the ground. , "Thank you instructor!"

Noah waved his hand indifferently, and continued to play the game with his head down. The thorn tigers were dumbfounded, but the female soldiers were completely surprised.

Huya rubbed his chin, "You said before that she threw these women into the pile of beasts?"

"Yeah," Tiger Claw nodded hastily, "It was a brutal beating. The female soldiers were covered in scars, but the instructor didn't care at all."

"Heh~, wild beasts rely on instinct to fight. They are born to know how to seek good luck and avoid bad luck. Human instincts are far inferior to wild beasts. I guess these women suffered a lot of injuries when fighting wild beasts, but they must be minor injuries. , none of them are fatal, and they have now learned to instinctively avoid fatal injuries, that little girl's original intention was not to let them defeat wild beasts, but to learn the instinct of wild beasts to seek good fortune and avoid evil."

The thorn tigers couldn't help but look at each other, Hu Er was a little surprised, "Is it still possible to learn instinct?"

Huya nodded, "For beasts, it's instinct, but for humans, it's a fighting spirit. Little girl...it's interesting."

Noah, who was playing the game, suddenly turned his head, and stared at Huya with his big black eyes, "Hey, I thought I couldn't hear you if you were far away. You don't necessarily look much older than me, do you? !"

It's a fact that Noah is young, and she wouldn't get angry no matter what others call her, but Huya, or the current Huya, she smells of the same kind! ——The combative nature of the night elves is naturally revealed.

Huya was taken aback for a moment, narrowed his eyes dangerously, suddenly chuckled, and said nothing in a good-tempered manner.

The training time in the restricted area of ​​b1 should not be too long. It is estimated that the spirit of the female soldiers has reached the limit, so Noah let them go back, and the training also pays attention to one piece and one relaxation. The basic relaxation training can be done with the Tigers watching, Huya sideways Leaning against the car door, "Little girl, let me take you home!"

Noah glanced at him, turned over and jumped into the passenger seat and sat down, Huya climbed into the driver's seat and drove away.

Looking at the off-road vehicle rolling away, Tiger Claw scratched his head in a daze, "What's wrong with Captain Chasing Foot?"

The other thorns were also a little worried.

——I don’t know what happened to Huya in the big forest of a2 to get such a serious injury. Even after being in a coma for a week, although he woke up, his personality became a little strange.

The off-road vehicle bumped towards the base, but stopped suddenly halfway. This was a wilderness with no villages or shops in front of it. Noah blinked his eyes, turned his head to look at Captain Huya suspiciously, but only felt the figure in front of him move. , I was hugged in my arms.

Noah was petrified, his mind was blank, his big eyes were flickering and dull, and there was no focus.

Huya picked Noah up from the car seat, leaned his head against her neck and sucked his nose vigorously, his face was full of intoxication, with a twisted perverted murmur, "Hiss~~~~, sweet taste... The smell of elves..."

The wet tongue even licked Noah's carotid artery. The next moment, he stopped suddenly, and lowered his head to meet Noah's big innocent eyes. After a long time, he slowly talked to the person in his arms. Pulling away the distance, looking down, he saw the blade-like blade pressing against his chest unceremoniously, just a little bit of strength could dig out his heart.

Huya licked the corner of his mouth and smiled, "Oh, what a naughty little girl!"

"Don't call me a little girl." Shui Lingling's big eyes were bloody, and Noah stared at Huya for a moment, "A mere young demon, how dare you call me a hundred-year-old elf?" Little girl, you are really ignorant~!"

This time it's Comrade Huya's turn to petrify!

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[It is said that someone invited me to watch "Havoc in Heaven" at the cinema yesterday, the legendary [-] million production, the Avatar special effects team, decisively gave a thumbs up, although the original work has been subverted, but the picture is indeed quite standard, I suggest it's okay You can go and have a look~!

Seeking pink tickets is destined to be a lonely journey, and ignorance and wait-and-see are indispensable on the road, but so what, even if you wait until the end of the month, you must ask thoroughly, I am the fruit, and I speak for myself~!

Hahahaha~~, applause for our sudden brain twitch~~!

ps: A little spoiler: Grandma is not just Noah's elder, it's so simple~! 】(To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)