Xianjun is too bad: please get on the pirate ship

The dilapidated and abandoned house in my impression has been cleaned up neatly. A boxy wooden table is placed directly opposite the door. It is obviously newly made. You can see the fresh wood grain. On the translucent gauze, there are simple tea sets and scattered paper pens, paints and so on.

And the legendary concubine, sitting on a chair with no manners, took a pen, dipped it in paint, and painted the faces of the two girls in front of her. Not daring to have the slightest complaint, squatting obediently on the ground, letting the master be happy.

What a useless idiot!Cheng Biao rolled his eyes, despised Nie Yunxi from the bottom of his heart, and without saluting, he ordered coldly: "Search for me!"

"Ahem," Cheng Biao said, Nie Yunxi immediately raised his eyes to glance at him, and fake coughed twice.After successfully attracting everyone's attention, she slowly put down the paintbrush and flattened the rolled up sleeves bit by bit, before she said, "Where did this come from, something without eyes? Is it so casual in other people's homes?"

Such insulting words fell into Cheng Biao's ears, and the eight-foot-tall hot-blooded man suddenly burst into anger: "Who do you say is a thing without eyes?"

Nie Yunxi chuckled again, wiped his hands with the handkerchief on the table, and said, "I have a limited IQ, and I can't tell the difference between people when I meet them. Well, they are all regarded as non-human, also known as" Stuff' yes!"

"What? IQ? What is IQ?" Cheng Biao was stunned for a moment, waved his hand, and shouted impatiently: "I don't understand what you said? I don't care about you bitch! He came here chasing the man in black who assassinated the prince, have you ever seen him?"

"Never!" Nie Yunxi glanced at the strong girl on the ground, and answered cleanly. After finishing speaking, Shi Shiran stood up straight, walked around the table, and cast his deep and cold eyes on Cheng Biao There was a half-smile on that chiseled face: "But, my lord, have you forgotten your identity?"

She deliberately used the honorific title, causing a chill in the hearts of those who heard the words, and then snarled: "As a servant of the palace, is this how you talk to the master! Huh?"

As expected, Cheng Biao showed a surprised expression on his face, as if he couldn't believe that the weak and bully princess in the past could say such trembling words.Nie Yunxi didn't give him time to think, a flowery smile bloomed on his face, but the words he spoke seemed to carry an indescribable majesty, Cheng Biao was so overwhelmed that he was a little out of breath, and a big pimple appeared on his forehead. Bits of cold sweat.

"If my concubine remembers correctly, in this palace, except for the prince, everyone else must salute this concubine! Could it be that you saw that this concubine is not favored now, so you thought you could step on my concubine's head?

Think about it!But don't forget, no matter how unfavorable this concubine is, she is still a first-rank concubine. What to do when you see this concubine is clearly written in the etiquette rules!

Besides, this concubine is still the daughter-in-law of the general who protects the country. As the saying goes, the mountain does not change, and the concubine is just in a state of depression for a while, and she might go up one day!At that time, my lord, do you want my concubine to settle accounts after autumn or do you want my concubine to settle accounts after autumn? "

She smiled with crooked eyebrows and looked like a naive little woman: "Remind you a little truth, this skinny camel is bigger than a horse!"