Fair Lady
Chapter 90 The Kind Uncle
Shuyao is very supportive of her elder brother and younger brother learning martial arts. Since she was reborn, she subconsciously always felt that a man should be like her father, Xia Linxuan, who is skilled in martial arts and has a chivalrous heart.
However, she has never thought about practicing martial arts by herself, not because she thinks it is indecent for women to practice martial arts, but because she thinks she should not be able to learn those things.Every time she sees Shuwen practicing stances, sweating profusely and her legs trembling and unable to get off, she is very thankful that she is a girl's family and does not need to practice martial arts.
Suddenly hearing her uncle and elder brother say they want her to learn a kind of lightness kung fu, Shuyao's small mouth opened into an O shape, and she froze on the spot.But soon, she came back to her senses. She thought of the report from the pillar today, her elder brother's worries, and a series of explanations and arrangements made by Uncle Jin before returning to Beijing.
She and Shuwen are young, so they are the most likely to be captured by others to threaten elder brother and Uncle Jin. Now that Shuwen is already learning martial arts, if he doesn't want to learn martial arts, he will be taken away easily. Wouldn't he become a burden to elder brother? ?In the previous life, the book was gone, and she was the only weakness of the eldest brother. For her, the eldest brother was wronged, humiliated, and finally died tragically...
No - - -, Shuyao was almost sweating from the memory of her own. In this life, she must not let her elder brother or Wen'er suffer any harm because of herself.So, protecting yourself is the first thing to do.She knew very well that her eldest brother and Wen'er would do anything for her, just as she would do anything for them.Learn martial arts?Just learn it, since the uncle said it is suitable for her to learn, why should she worry about not being able to learn it?Learning martial arts is hard?Can it be more painful than the suffering and heart-pounding regrets I suffered in my previous life?
"Master, I will learn. I will definitely study hard." Shu Yao raised her face and replied firmly.
Wu Zhenzi smiled and said: "Yaoer, don't worry, the lightness kung fu created by your master is the most suitable for girls to learn. There is no need to fight or violence. After you learn it, if you encounter danger, you will slip away if you are unhappy. Few people can do it." Can catch you. Play with them if you like, play peek-a-boo."
Shuyao let out a "puchi" laugh, the uncle is really an old naughty boy, the more he lived, the more he went back.
The next day, when Shuyao came back from Xu Mansion, their carriage was stopped by four men as they passed an alley.It's a pity that the beating was too careless, and he was beaten by the "driver" Wu Zhenzi in two and a half times, begging for mercy on his knees.
Wu Zhenzi fed each of them a black pill and asked them to name the main messenger. Unfortunately, none of these people had seen the real face of that person. to them also.I don't think I'm worried that they won't do anything after collecting the money.After all, how easy it is to kidnap a seven-year-old girl.People like them in the underworld also rely on "reputation" to make money, so naturally they won't ruin their reputation for such a little "easy work".
The four cried bitterly and knelt down begging for the antidote, cursing and vowing never to do such heartless things again.
Wu Zhenzi was also "kind", and really took out four red antidote and gave them to take it, and asked them to change their minds and not to be malicious again.The four agreed repeatedly.He ran away in a panic, but disdain clearly flashed in his eyes.
Mother Liu disapproved: "The priest is too kind. How can these people change so easily? They should be arrested and brought to the county government."
Wu Zhenzi stroked his short black and white beard, and said with a chuckle, "These people are colluding with the people in the government, otherwise how dare they be so rampant? When my junior brother was there, the head arresters in Yulin County were really arresting people." They belong to gangsters. Getting them to the county government office now means drinking with the prison boss for two days."
"Then...you shouldn't have given them the antidote just now, these people deserve to die." Mother Liu still felt that the four people were too cheap.
"Puchi," Wu Zhenzi said with a smile, "the black pill they took for the first time was not poison. Prepared for them. I squeezed seven or eight, but I didn’t expect them to be so shameless, only four people came. Oh, what a boy’s urine! There’s also the poo of spirit beasts!”
"Ah? - - -" Shuyao, Mother Liu, and Lan Jin all opened their mouths at the same time. Isn't this uncle too wicked?Looking at his hands again, the three raised their hands to cover their noses in unison, and took a step back.
"Don't worry, I made it with bamboo sticks, wrapped it with big leaves and kneaded it into small balls. It's tasteless in my hands." Wu Zhenzi laughed triumphantly, and then raised his hand under his nose to smell it as if to prove something Wen, uh, frowned, "Why is the right hand smelly? Oops! I forgot to wrap it with a leaf when I fed them poop pills just now!"
Now it was the turn of Shuyao and the three of them to laugh so hard that they couldn't straighten up...
After getting into the carriage, Shuyao asked curiously: "Uncle, then the antidote you gave them later on wouldn't be some other poop pill?"
"No, no," Wu Zhenzi hurriedly declared while driving the car: "Pimpedao is a very kind monk, not the best poo, how can he just give it to people to eat? But the poo of spirit beasts and the best boy's urine can't be found everywhere, right? ? The red pill is really a pill, it consumes a lot of good medicinal materials, it is called 'Midnight**', and I specially prepared it for those who do evil and never repent."
"'Midnight **'? Is it the poison that occurred in the middle of the night?" Mama Liu had seen some strange poisons in the palace before.
"Smart!" Wu Zhenzi laughed triumphantly again: "Starting tonight, every time they arrive, their bones will ache inch by inch. The pain lasts for an entire hour, and the pain is so painful! But they don't have any symptoms of poisoning." , and couldn’t find anything wrong with it. Haha, they’ll be raped for 49 days, do you think they still have the strength to commit crimes?”
The three of Shuyao couldn't help shivering, this "kind monk" really doesn't kill, but this "antidote" is really cruel!They secretly shed tears of "sympathy" for those four people!Don't dare to offend the kind-hearted uncle in front of you!
Shuyao became curious again: "Uncle, didn't you study medicine and cure diseases? How can you still make poison?"
"Hey," Wu Zhenzi said with an embarrassed smile, "Your ancestor wanted me to become a miracle doctor, but unfortunately, your uncle, I have no talent, and I can't make proper medicine. I just made some poisonous drugs, and the effect is very good." .Xiao Yao’er, master, I’ve been itching to get my hands dirty recently, and I’m going to make some good things for you to keep. You’ve learned light kung fu and you’ll only be able to slip, but you won’t be able to. Yes, it will be more fun, let’s see who dares to bully you? Huh, let those who don’t have eyes know that my little niece Wu Zhenzi is not so easy to bully.” (To be continued. If you like this work , you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets, your support is my biggest motivation.)
However, she has never thought about practicing martial arts by herself, not because she thinks it is indecent for women to practice martial arts, but because she thinks she should not be able to learn those things.Every time she sees Shuwen practicing stances, sweating profusely and her legs trembling and unable to get off, she is very thankful that she is a girl's family and does not need to practice martial arts.
Suddenly hearing her uncle and elder brother say they want her to learn a kind of lightness kung fu, Shuyao's small mouth opened into an O shape, and she froze on the spot.But soon, she came back to her senses. She thought of the report from the pillar today, her elder brother's worries, and a series of explanations and arrangements made by Uncle Jin before returning to Beijing.
She and Shuwen are young, so they are the most likely to be captured by others to threaten elder brother and Uncle Jin. Now that Shuwen is already learning martial arts, if he doesn't want to learn martial arts, he will be taken away easily. Wouldn't he become a burden to elder brother? ?In the previous life, the book was gone, and she was the only weakness of the eldest brother. For her, the eldest brother was wronged, humiliated, and finally died tragically...
No - - -, Shuyao was almost sweating from the memory of her own. In this life, she must not let her elder brother or Wen'er suffer any harm because of herself.So, protecting yourself is the first thing to do.She knew very well that her eldest brother and Wen'er would do anything for her, just as she would do anything for them.Learn martial arts?Just learn it, since the uncle said it is suitable for her to learn, why should she worry about not being able to learn it?Learning martial arts is hard?Can it be more painful than the suffering and heart-pounding regrets I suffered in my previous life?
"Master, I will learn. I will definitely study hard." Shu Yao raised her face and replied firmly.
Wu Zhenzi smiled and said: "Yaoer, don't worry, the lightness kung fu created by your master is the most suitable for girls to learn. There is no need to fight or violence. After you learn it, if you encounter danger, you will slip away if you are unhappy. Few people can do it." Can catch you. Play with them if you like, play peek-a-boo."
Shuyao let out a "puchi" laugh, the uncle is really an old naughty boy, the more he lived, the more he went back.
The next day, when Shuyao came back from Xu Mansion, their carriage was stopped by four men as they passed an alley.It's a pity that the beating was too careless, and he was beaten by the "driver" Wu Zhenzi in two and a half times, begging for mercy on his knees.
Wu Zhenzi fed each of them a black pill and asked them to name the main messenger. Unfortunately, none of these people had seen the real face of that person. to them also.I don't think I'm worried that they won't do anything after collecting the money.After all, how easy it is to kidnap a seven-year-old girl.People like them in the underworld also rely on "reputation" to make money, so naturally they won't ruin their reputation for such a little "easy work".
The four cried bitterly and knelt down begging for the antidote, cursing and vowing never to do such heartless things again.
Wu Zhenzi was also "kind", and really took out four red antidote and gave them to take it, and asked them to change their minds and not to be malicious again.The four agreed repeatedly.He ran away in a panic, but disdain clearly flashed in his eyes.
Mother Liu disapproved: "The priest is too kind. How can these people change so easily? They should be arrested and brought to the county government."
Wu Zhenzi stroked his short black and white beard, and said with a chuckle, "These people are colluding with the people in the government, otherwise how dare they be so rampant? When my junior brother was there, the head arresters in Yulin County were really arresting people." They belong to gangsters. Getting them to the county government office now means drinking with the prison boss for two days."
"Then...you shouldn't have given them the antidote just now, these people deserve to die." Mother Liu still felt that the four people were too cheap.
"Puchi," Wu Zhenzi said with a smile, "the black pill they took for the first time was not poison. Prepared for them. I squeezed seven or eight, but I didn’t expect them to be so shameless, only four people came. Oh, what a boy’s urine! There’s also the poo of spirit beasts!”
"Ah? - - -" Shuyao, Mother Liu, and Lan Jin all opened their mouths at the same time. Isn't this uncle too wicked?Looking at his hands again, the three raised their hands to cover their noses in unison, and took a step back.
"Don't worry, I made it with bamboo sticks, wrapped it with big leaves and kneaded it into small balls. It's tasteless in my hands." Wu Zhenzi laughed triumphantly, and then raised his hand under his nose to smell it as if to prove something Wen, uh, frowned, "Why is the right hand smelly? Oops! I forgot to wrap it with a leaf when I fed them poop pills just now!"
Now it was the turn of Shuyao and the three of them to laugh so hard that they couldn't straighten up...
After getting into the carriage, Shuyao asked curiously: "Uncle, then the antidote you gave them later on wouldn't be some other poop pill?"
"No, no," Wu Zhenzi hurriedly declared while driving the car: "Pimpedao is a very kind monk, not the best poo, how can he just give it to people to eat? But the poo of spirit beasts and the best boy's urine can't be found everywhere, right? ? The red pill is really a pill, it consumes a lot of good medicinal materials, it is called 'Midnight**', and I specially prepared it for those who do evil and never repent."
"'Midnight **'? Is it the poison that occurred in the middle of the night?" Mama Liu had seen some strange poisons in the palace before.
"Smart!" Wu Zhenzi laughed triumphantly again: "Starting tonight, every time they arrive, their bones will ache inch by inch. The pain lasts for an entire hour, and the pain is so painful! But they don't have any symptoms of poisoning." , and couldn’t find anything wrong with it. Haha, they’ll be raped for 49 days, do you think they still have the strength to commit crimes?”
The three of Shuyao couldn't help shivering, this "kind monk" really doesn't kill, but this "antidote" is really cruel!They secretly shed tears of "sympathy" for those four people!Don't dare to offend the kind-hearted uncle in front of you!
Shuyao became curious again: "Uncle, didn't you study medicine and cure diseases? How can you still make poison?"
"Hey," Wu Zhenzi said with an embarrassed smile, "Your ancestor wanted me to become a miracle doctor, but unfortunately, your uncle, I have no talent, and I can't make proper medicine. I just made some poisonous drugs, and the effect is very good." .Xiao Yao’er, master, I’ve been itching to get my hands dirty recently, and I’m going to make some good things for you to keep. You’ve learned light kung fu and you’ll only be able to slip, but you won’t be able to. Yes, it will be more fun, let’s see who dares to bully you? Huh, let those who don’t have eyes know that my little niece Wu Zhenzi is not so easy to bully.” (To be continued. If you like this work , you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets, your support is my biggest motivation.)
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