Beauty's personal attendant

When Ye Dong walked into Ge Ling'er's villa, he unexpectedly found that Ge Ling'er was not at home, only Ge Lan was sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Seeing Ye Dong come in, Ge Lan said without waiting for Ye Dong to ask, "Ling'er has gone out, I told you to wait first."

"Oh, Aunt Lan, where did Linger go?" Ye Dong was a little curious about where Ge Linger was going. During this time, Ge Linger was either in his own villa or his villa, and Ge Linger didn't like shopping. , so where will she go back this big night?

"Ling'er didn't say anything, and I don't know, just wait!" Ge Lan avoided Ye Dong, especially when they were alone, because in this way, it was easy for her to think of everything that happened between the two of them in the cave. As long as he recalled it, Gren's pretty face would turn red.

"En." Ye Dong nodded, and sat next to Ge Lan to watch TV programs together.

What Gelen was watching was an emotional situation program, and it happened to be broadcasting a piece of "Wu Lian", which told the story of a cousin who fell in love with his aunt.

This relationship is a bit sad, the first is the age gap, and the family opposes it.The second is the age gap between the two circles of friends, there is a generation gap.The third is the pressure from the outside world. This is mainly aimed at the aunt, saying that she is an old cow eating young grass. As a result, the aunt committed suicide by cutting her wrist with potato chips.

Originally, potato chips were supposed to kill people, but it was a coincidence that the potato chips she took were thick in the middle and thin at the edges. By chance, she actually managed to commit suicide by cutting her wrist with potato chips. From a perspective, this aunt has taught the world a lesson. Who dares to say that cutting her wrists with potato chips will not kill herself? Who dares to say?Who dares to try?I believe that with this painful lesson, no one will dare again.

When my aunt's nephew saw her aunt committing suicide, she was so impulsive that she couldn't think about it. She went out to buy pesticides and drank pesticides at home to commit suicide.

However, after he bought the pesticide and drank half a bottle, he felt something hard in his throat, and then his cousin took it out to see, damn it, it turned out to be a toenail!Seeing this, my nephew's stomach turned upside down, and he ran to the bathroom and vomited for a long time. Not only did he vomit out the pesticide he just drank, but he almost vomited up his stomach acid, so he didn't die this time.

A few days later, the cousin still couldn't think about it, and decided to buy pesticides to commit suicide again. This time he learned the wisdom and changed to a pesticide store. However, when he had a bottle of pesticides in his pocket, he rushed home excitedly, planning to commit suicide again When he opened the bottle cap, there were four large characters "one more bottle" written on it, which made him very happy. He had never won a lottery in his life, but he won it once before he died, and then rushed out. The door went to redeem the prize.

After claiming the prize and returning, he saw his aunt's photo frame hanging on the wall, and said, "Auntie, you must be lonely down here, my cousin will come down to accompany you", and then he drank the two bottles of pesticide in one gulp.

This time, the death was finally successful, and the story of the cousin and his aunt ended here.

After reading this story, Ye Dong couldn't help laughing and said: "This is too fake! You can commit suicide by cutting your wrists with potato chips, and you can get your toenails by drinking pesticides, and there is another bottle of pesticides. This world is too crazy. It's..."

"Don't believe it, this show is a real show. The stories are all from stories that happened in various places, and then reinterpreted by the actors. It looks very fake in the show, but this thing is really true, otherwise it is not true. will be on this show”

Apart from cultivating in Jiangnan City, Ge Lan just watched TV, so he knew the nature of this program very well.And through this program, she also thought of herself and Ye Dong. If she and Ye Dong were together, would it be so sad?Although their age gap is not a problem, the family cannot explain it. In fact, the main reason is Ge Linger. Ye Dong is not Ge Linger's man, so Ge ​​Lan will definitely stay with Ye Dong decisively. For their cultivators, it is all floating clouds...

When Ye Dong heard Ge Lan's words, he withdrew his smiling face, and then sighed: "If this is true, then this pair of lovers is really sad, Amitabha!"

"Pfft...you're such a big-headed ghost!" Ge Lan scowled, then ignored Ye Dong, picked up the remote control and changed the channel.

Next, the two continued to watch the TV show.

Half an hour later, Ye Dong was decisively hypnotized by the soap opera, fell down, and fell asleep holding Ge Lan's lap on the sofa.

Ge Lan looked at Ye Dong who didn't know whether he was really asleep or fake, and wanted to move his feet back, but was afraid of waking Ye Donglong up, after all, he was sleeping soundly now.If you don't pull your foot back, if Ge Linger sees it, Linger will definitely misunderstand, because last time Linger suspected that she was interested in Ye Dong.

Suddenly, Ye Dong pursed his lips and kissed Ge Lan's thigh. This time, Ge Lan was startled, as if he had been electrocuted, or lightly bitten by thousands of ants.

At this moment, the door of the villa was pushed open, and Ge Ling'er walked in wearing a purple silk pajamas.

After walking a few steps, Ge Ling'er stopped abruptly, and looked at the sleeping Ye Dong hugging her aunt's thigh on the sofa, and her aunt didn't resist, her eyes were full of disbelief.

Seeing Ge Ling'er coming in, Ge Lan was stunned for a moment, then pulled his thigh out of Ye Dong's embrace, and then said, "Dongzi fell asleep, he must have regarded me as you, and then hugged my leg, Linger Son, if it wasn't for your face, I would have slapped him several times, for he dared to eat my tofu, now I will hand him over to you, and I will go to sleep."

Gren didn't wait for Ge Ling'er to reply after finishing speaking, and walked into the room as if fleeing, and then closed the door, in order to avoid this embarrassment.

Ye Dong had already woken up when Ge Lan withdrew his thigh. When he saw Ge Ling'er and Ge Lan fled into the room awkwardly, he finally realized that something was wrong.

"You, come up with me!"

Ge Ling'er said something to Ye Dong, then walked upstairs without looking back, planning to go to the boudoir and close the door to teach Ye Dong a lesson.

"This is terrible!" Ye Dong sighed, and followed with his head drooping, like a child who made a mistake.

When Ye Dong came to the door of Ge Linger's boudoir, Ge Linger was already standing at the door, waiting for him. As soon as Ye Dong stepped into the room; with a bang, Ge Linger closed the door heavily stand up.

Ge Lan in the guest room downstairs heard the sound of the door closing heavily, and silently recited Amitabha Buddha in her heart, asking Ye Dong to seek good fortune for himself. As the saying goes, good fortune and bad fortune depend on each other. Ye Dong hugged her thigh and even kissed her. Now he has to pay a small price. It is also reasonable...

His eyes turned back to Ge Linger's boudoir.

Ge Ling'er closed the door, and then pressed Ye Dong step by step, only forcing Ye Dong against the wall, and then opened his mouth; "Say, are you interested in my aunt, or do you just want to occupy my aunt? cheap?"

"It... nothing, I just fell asleep, and I hugged Aunt Lan's thigh casually. In fact, I thought it was a pillow, Linger, don't get me wrong!" Ye Dong was dripping with sweat, he This explanation is so pale that even he himself doesn't believe it. How can a pillow and a beautiful woman's thigh be the same?

"Hmph...be honest." Ge Ling'er stretched out her hand and twisted the soft flesh around Ye Dong's waist, and said, "Be honest, be lenient when you confess, and be strict when you resist!"

"Okay! If I say it's just a misunderstanding, Linger, do you believe it?"

As soon as Ye Dong finished speaking, Ge Linger immediately stretched out his hands, and twisted Ye Dong's waist fiercely at the same time.

"Junior brother, I'll give you one last chance to confess. Are you interested in my aunt?" Ge Ling'er glared at Ye Dong angrily, and asked forcefully.

Ye Dong certainly likes such a beautiful and powerful woman as Ge Lan with her flawless legs, but in this situation, how dare he say it directly?Having said that, it is still unknown whether I can go back alive tonight!

So this matter can't be killed...

Ye Dong, who had made up his mind, suddenly tilted his head, adjusted his emotions to a very serious expression, then turned his head to face Ge Ling'er, and said in a firm tone: "Ling'er, although I am fickle, I understand God Ma is called etiquette, righteousness and shame! Grant is your aunt, and at the same time mine. I admit that I hugged Aunt Lan's thigh as a pillow just now, but I have no other thoughts in my heart. You also know that I have no relatives to take care of me since I was a child. , so I long for the feeling of being taken care of by my relatives. I found that feeling in Aunt Lan just now, so I hugged Aunt Lan's thigh, because I have already regarded Aunt Lan as my own aunt. Some physical contact is an expression of family affection, if Linger, you still think that I did something wrong, then hit me!"

Hearing Ye Dong's words, Ge Ling'er was a little touched. Ye Dong and his mother, Aunt Xue, had only known each other for a few weeks. In life, lack of love is inevitable.

In this case, according to what Ye Dong said, the matter that he just hugged Ge Lan's thigh to sleep can indeed be explained in this way, and Ye Dong really just hugged Ge Lan's thigh and did not make any other movements.

Thinking about it this way, Ge Linger suddenly felt that her reaction seemed a little too extreme, and her thinking was also a little impure. Does a little physical contact between a man and a woman have to be a relationship between a man and a woman?The same can be done between relatives, brother hugging sister, uncle kissing niece, etc. These are all expressions of love, love is not the kind of love between a single man and woman, such behavior between relatives is also love...

After figuring it out, Ge Ling'er reached out and touched Ye Dong's waist, apologizing, "Junior brother, I'm sorry, I'm too petty, didn't I hurt you just now?"

"No, it's okay, I have rough skin and thick flesh, these are trivial to me." Ye Dong is now talking nonsense with his eyes open, the soft flesh around his waist has been twisted purple by Ge Linger, is it still in pain?

"Junior Brother, since it's fine, let's start dual cultivation!" Ge Linger blinked at Ye Dong, and said, "Yesterday I felt that the barriers of levels were a little loose. Let's see how it goes!"