Fisherman's Song Dynasty

Xu Zizhen walked over quickly, and said with a smile: "Hey, who has such a face that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is waiting at the door?"

Zhao Huan smiled and said nothing, Yan Zhao who was behind him snorted, "Who else is bigger than me except you?"

Xu Zizhen was stunned. He didn't expect Zhao Huan to make such a big fight just to wait for him. How dare His Highness the Crown Prince and you adults wait like this, it is a death penalty!"

He said he didn't dare to take it seriously, but there was no embarrassment on his face, on the contrary, he was a little complacent.

Is my face too big?Is your status high?Is the ancient text sour?

After entering the restaurant and sitting down, Xu Zizhen realized that he was the last one to arrive. Everyone came earlier than him. Zhao Huan had said earlier that the whole city has no size today, so not even all the women were left behind. At the two tables, even Gillian, the princess of the Kingdom of Jin, was mixed in with the crowd, chatting with Hu Qing and Su San happily.

Xu Zizhen and Zhao Huan Zhang Xiaochun sat at the main table in the center, and Zhao Huan couldn't help but pull him to sit at the top. Before Xu Zizhen recovered, Zhao Huan stood up with a glass of wine and said: "Last night's great victory. There are [-] soldiers in front of the gold destroyers, who is the first to win this battle?"

The bottom suddenly responded: "Xu Zizhen!"

Zhao Huan said: "Should we respect Zizhen first for the first glass of wine today?"

Bottom said: "Should!"

I don't know who came up with a sentence: "We should respect him until he goes under the table!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone roared with laughter, Zhao Huan also laughed, and brought the wine to Xu Zizhen himself: "Zizhen, this is the first cup of celebration wine today, you can't justify not drinking it."

Xu Zizhen took the wine, dumbfounded, and said, "Where is this going? The army that has not drunk is still stationed outside the city. Isn't it too early to drink the celebration wine now?"

Zhao Huan was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "Listening to your tone, do you still plan to wipe out those [-]?"

Xu Zizhen said: "It's different to say that you can't destroy it, at least you have to beat the sticky drink away, right?"

There was a sudden silence, Zhao Huan, Zhang Xiaochun and all the officials in Taiyuan looked at each other in amazement, Zhao Huan was the first to react, and asked tentatively: "Zizhen, what... do you have a clever plan?"

Xu Zizhen met all the eyes in the hall, and said with a smile: "Since you said it was to beat and flee, there is only one word - beat!"

Almost everyone present couldn't believe their ears, Xu Zizhen was drunk before drinking?There are still 7 soldiers in the Jinbing Left Army. With more than 1 soldiers in Taiyuan City, even if you add the Shenji Battalion and the more than 1000 heroes from the Double Spear Village, they can at most hold the city gate without losing it. , is it that easy?

Among these people, only Mr. Gao Pu remained calm, because she probably knew about Xu Zizhen's plan. When she heard it for the first time, she also showed the same surprise as those present.

Xu Zizhen was very satisfied with everyone's reaction, and said with a smile, "What's the matter? You don't believe me, right? Okay, then I'll prove it to you." He said to Ono, "Bring all the generals arrested last night."

Da Ye left at the sound, and came back after a while, followed by a group of golden generals, all of them took off their helmets and armor, and they were in a panic.

The captives were lined up, Xu Zizhen walked over with a glass of wine and smiled, and looked at each of them. Apuwang stared and shouted angrily: "You treacherous thief, kill as you want, if the master frowns, it's in vain to be a Jurchen son!" !"

Xu Zizhen sneered and said: "It's all strung together like crabs and still so horizontal." After speaking, he pointed to one of the golden generals, "You, come out."

As soon as Ohno stretched out his hand to lift the golden general, Xu Zizhen turned around and waved, and called the shopkeeper over: "Borrow me a toilet."

The shopkeeper was taken aback for a moment, thinking he heard it wrong: "What... what?"

"The toilet is the toilet, should there be such a thing?"

"Ah? Oh, yes, yes!"

The shopkeeper went downstairs in person, quickly picked up a toilet and came back upstairs, standing there with an embarrassed expression, not knowing what to do next.

Everyone present looked strange, wondering what kind of medicine Xu Zizhen sold in the gourd.

Xu Zizhen pinched his nose and took a look. This toilet must have been old for some time, and the red paint on the surface had dropped a lot, making it look mottled and dirty. He nodded in satisfaction, and pouted at the golden general: "Hold it for him. "

The shopkeeper's promise was stuffed into his hands, and the gold general was so angry that he wanted to throw it at Xu Zizhen. Xu Zizhen said leisurely: "If you dare to throw it, I will strip you naked and parade in the street."

Na Jin stopped his hands stiffly, and then glared at Xu Zizhen angrily, his eyes were so fierce that they were almost devouring, but he was obediently holding the smelly toilet in his hand.

Xu Zizhen nodded in satisfaction, and said to the golden general, "Bring this thing to Nianbudrink for me, and take a word by the way."

The golden general suppressed his anger and said, "What are you talking about?"

Xu Zizhen picked up the wine glass and drank it down, grinning and said: "You just say... I'm waiting for him in Taiyuan City. If you are a man, you can fight to the death. If you don't dare to come, don't stand there. Urinated, use this thing." While speaking, he pointed to the toilet, and then said, "Understood? If you understand, go and text me."

All the gold generals, including A Puwang, quickly understood after being stunned. All of them blushed with rage, and struggled to rush over to fight Xu Zizhen, while the Song people who were all over the building almost died of laughter.

Urinating in the toilet, doesn't that mean that if you don't drink and don't dare to fight, you will become a bitch?

With a harmless smile on his face, Xu Zizhen said to the golden general, "You, go back and deliver the letter to me. As for the others... Oh Ye!"

Ono took a step forward: "Master."

Xu Zizhen waved his hands with a smile: "All the others are stripped naked, take them for a walk around the city three times."

The complexions of those golden generals suddenly turned pale, and Apuwang even hissed loudly: "Xu Zizhen, how dare you!"

Xu Zizhen turned around and entered the table, ignoring them, Da Ye and a group of Song soldiers led the golden generals out, and after a while, the crowd could vaguely hear the furious roar of Apuwang and the golden generals.

Zhao Huan smiled awkwardly, and asked, "My dear brother, what are you playing?"

Xu Zizhen looked back at him, and said with a half-smile: "I just want everyone to see that it's the same thing with the golden man's bare buttocks, and he's no more than us Song people. There's nothing scary about it."

Zhao Huan was silent, but everyone present applauded in unison.

Xu Zizhen's trick is too obscene, but it is very useful. At least from now on, the people of Taiyuan will not smell "gold" as before after seeing the golden man.

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