Fisherman's Song Dynasty

The sound outside the room stopped abruptly, and then the door of the private room was pushed open with a slam. Two scholars with alcoholic faces were standing angrily at the door, frowning and scanning the room, finally falling on the On Xu Zizhen.

A thin scholar pointed his finger at him and asked, "Did you say that just now?"

Xu Zizhen realized that this was the one who finished crying and laughed. It seemed that his surname was Li. He picked up the wine glass and drank it down. He said unhurriedly, "I said it. Why, you feel uncomfortable and come here to fight with me?"

"You..." The scholar surnamed Li choked suddenly.

The other scholar seemed to have drunk more, walked into the room staggeringly, and took a look at Xu Zizhen, only to see that he was wearing a leather robe with no crown on his head. He hesitated for a moment and asked: "Brother, did I offend you by chatting with my brother? Why didn't you say anything to humiliate me?"

Xu Zizhen raised his eyelids and looked at him: "I just told the truth, why did I insult you?"

The scholar also choked, but the man surnamed Li came back to his senses, and shouted angrily, "Which country are you from? You don't wear Confucian shirts and leather clothes. Are you a fellow of the golden dog?"

Xu Zizhen sneered: "I am from the Song Dynasty, why, wearing a dog fur jacket is a golden dog? What's more, it's wolf fur."

More and more scholars gathered outside the door, and the private room was too small to squeeze in, so they blocked the door, staring at Xu Zizhen viciously one by one, Su San picked up his stick and jumped up without saying a word, as the He smashed the stick to the ground and shouted: "What are you making a fuss about? Farts come in turn!"

The chaotic scene stopped in an instant, and those scholars were all dumbfounded when they had never seen such a fierce and beautiful girl.

Xu Zizhen stood up slowly, and pointed to the two scholars who came in first: "You think my speech is not good? You can't even tell the difference between dog's skin and wolf's skin, and you can't distinguish good words from bad ones. What is it if you are not childish?"

Maybe it was because the bright and bright yellow copper rod was so dazzling and scary that no one among the scholars dared to yell at Xu Zizhen anymore. At most, they just stared at Xu Zizhen with their eyes. ...Then tell me, how naive am I?"

As soon as he started, the scholars behind him regained their courage and began to shout and ask questions in twos and threes, but the voice was still weaker than before.

"That's right. Is it naive to serve the country loyally? Absurd!"

"If you don't understand, don't leave today!"

"If you say you are from the Song Dynasty, will we believe it? Who knows if you are a golden dog..."

Su San slammed the big stick on the ground again, and with a snap, several cracks were smashed into the hard and solid green brick. The scholars silenced again, and looked at each other with pale faces.

Xu Zizhen waved his hand at Su San, turned around and smiled at the scholars: "You are going to Bianjing to meet the Holy One, right? Alright, then do you know what the result will be?"

Several scholars kept their mouths stiff: "No matter what the result is, we must see the Holy One before giving up."

Xu Zizhen smiled: "Come on, if there is no accident, the Holy Majesty didn't know what happened to you, so you just died in a daze."

"You bullshit!"

"how is this possible?"

Xu Zizhen ignored them, and continued: "Then you went underground to meet your ancestors, and they asked: 'Grandson, is your son going to study hard?', and you can only answer: 'Grandson wants to see His Majesty, wants to protest Kim, and here you go'."

All the scholars were stunned and all shut up.

Xu Zizhen sneered and pointed at them with his fingers: "Anti-gold? See the sage? Who do you think you are? It's not that there are no decent officials in the court, even they can't do anything. What can you do? Think I'm ugly? I'm that I feel sorry for your little lives, a group of nerds ran to the palace, and they were slaughtered by Wang Fu and his group of birdmen before they even entered the door. Anti-gold? Jingou is their father now. You ask Shengshang to be their father, can they not Kill you? Don’t even think about it.”

Quiet!Deathly quiet!

The scholars crowded at the door were all silent. They were nerds, but they didn't know the courtiers and traitors in the court today. Although Xu Zizhen's words were vulgar, they made sense. Originally, what they said was true With the strength of wine and passion, but now Xu Zizhen poured a basin of cold water on their heads, which immediately woke them up.

Xu Zizhen also said this while taking advantage of Jiu Jin. Seeing that the scholars had calmed down, he thought for a while and then said: "It is a good thing that you want to fight against gold, but you are scholars, what can scholars do? In the future It is possible to be an official for the well-being of the people, and fighting is the business of warriors, so why use your lives to fight against them?"

The scholar surnamed Li raised his head and protested: "Scholars like me, don't we care about the country's difficulties?"

Xu Zizhen said: "Who says you don't care? Anti-gold will eventually be resisted, and wars will still be fought, so what you should do now is not to talk to the emperor, but to think about what you can do for the country. Impulsive to resist the gold? I am afraid that he went down to meet his ancestors without even seeing a hair on the golden dog's legs."

A scholar suddenly said loudly: "At the beginning, His Majesty the Taizu said that he would share the world with the scholar-bureaucrats, and the laws of the Song Dynasty had a rule not to kill scholars. You said that something bad will happen to me when I go to see the Holy One, I don't believe it!"

Xu Zizhen smiled: "I don't believe it? Is it false that you are the name of the six thieves? The prefect of Suzhou, Mr. Wen, is just, honest, honest, and loves the people like a son. In the end, he was dismissed from office and investigated. The Gao family of Yong Wang is full of loyalty and bravery, and now he is also excluded by the six thieves." I have to walk the birds and pick my feet at home every day..."

Lin Chaoying couldn't help bursting out laughing when she heard this, and Xu Zizhen would pop out some weird and vulgar adjectives when she was talking seriously, this was the first time she saw her talking like this when she grew up.

Suddenly there was a loud shout from outside the door: "Fart! You are the one who picks your feet at home every day, and your whole family picks your feet at home!"

Everyone was stunned and turned around together, only to see an old man with gray beard and hair, but hale and hearty, who was blowing his beard and staring at Xu Zizhen in the private room at some point.

Lin Chaoying was speechless for a while, as expected she had little knowledge, there are still people in the world with the same speaking style as Xu Zizhen, and they are still at such an age.

Xu Zizhen was taken aback for a moment, and then came out in surprise and joy: "Master Yong? What wind brought you here?"

The old man who came was obviously Yong Ye, but he still didn't look good when Xu Zizhen greeted him, so he turned his head and snorted.

Xu Zizhen clapped his hands and said loudly: "Everyone, this is the mainstay of my Great Song Dynasty, Prince Yong, hurry up and meet him."

The scholars were shocked, and hurried over to salute the late birthday respectfully. Master Yong wanted to make a face to Xu Zizhen, but he didn't expect this kid to come up with this trick, so he had no choice but to smile and wave his hands, but the scholars didn't finish the salute. Everyone around him asked about the current imperial court's anti-golden affairs.

Master Yong felt a big headache. He turned around and saw Xu Zizhen sniggering. He couldn't help laughing out of anger. He rolled his eyes and said loudly, "Instead of asking me about the anti-golden affairs, you might as well ask... him!" To Xu Zizhen.