Fisherman's Song Dynasty

Xu Zizhen laughed and said, "Is he really here? All right, enough."

Wu Shoubei became nervous again, and wanted to immediately gather the defenders to defend the city, but Zhao Gou hadn't spoken yet, he didn't dare to make decisions without authorization, and Xu Zizhen, a bastard, didn't make a clear statement, isn't this a panic to death?

A group of female relatives here started chirping discussions again, and just after they vomited, they resumed their nature of gossip, discussing whether Wushu's siege of the city was true or false.

Zhao Gou looked at the golden soldiers outside the city indifferently. He is worthy of being the future emperor. His character alone is worthy of praise, but Yan Zhao was a little anxious, so he secretly pulled Xu Zizhen, and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Xu , How many people have you deployed, is it enough? The Jinren have an army of [-]."

Xu Zizhen glanced at him: "What manpower? Where can I arrange manpower without the right or position?"

Yan Zhao was stunned, and glanced at Xu Zizhen's expression again, he really didn't seem to be lying, but if he hadn't arranged manpower, how could he be so calm in the face of so many golden soldiers?

Xu Zizhen patted him on the shoulder, changed the subject suddenly, winked and said, "Hey, Lao Yan, did you take Xiu'er down?"

Yan Zhao's black face turned red, and the tall eight-foot-tall man squirmed like a little daughter-in-law, lowering his head and giggling, "I...she..."

Xu Zizhen said contemptuously: "Look at your virtue, aren't you just a girl, as for being so embarrassing? How long has it been? I'm going to be the father of several children soon, and you haven't moved at all. It's really good for us men." Shame."

Yan Zhao couldn't lift his head even more when he said it, and said, "I... I'm not as big-hearted as you, so what... there's nothing to be ashamed of."

Xu Zizhen looked at him as aggrieved and pitiful, but he couldn't help laughing, Yan Zhao raised his head and glared at him, his eyes full of resentment.

"Okay, I won't laugh anymore... Puchi... ok, I really won't laugh anymore." Xu Zizhen took a few deep breaths, barely suppressed his smile, and said seriously, "Brother, today I will teach you how to pick up girls , how do you want to hear it?"

"Think!" Yan Zhao agreed without even thinking about it. Next to him, Zhao Gou and Wu Shoubei couldn't help casting strange glances over. Can we still talk about girls?

Ignoring other people's gazes, Xu Zizhen put his arms around Yan Zhao's neck and said, "Let me tell you, women are the weirdest creatures in the world. If you coax her to cling to her and pamper her, she will probably not bother to talk to you."

Yan Zhao widened his eyes and nodded again and again. Xu Zizhen was right. He has always been courteous to Xiu'er in every possible way. He would flatter her whenever he was free. Bought it as a gift for her, but Xiu'er was very indifferent to him, even worse than those irrelevant people, which puzzled him.

Xu Zizhen continued triumphantly: "So, a woman is a donkey. You have to take the whip with you. If you don't obey, you will whip it. She will definitely rush to stick you..."

As soon as I said this, I heard a cough from the side, and when I turned my head, I saw Mr. Gao Pu's unkind eyes.

Xu Zizhen hurriedly said again: "Of course, a few high-level and high-quality beauties are no longer included, such as my wife, but what I just said is absolutely right, it is almost inseparable."

This flattery made Gao Pujun get goosebumps all over his body, he shivered and walked away a few steps, but he didn't pursue Xu Zizhen's remarks just now.

Yan Zhao lowered her head again, she was dejected and said nothing, it's easy to say, Xiu'er is extremely skilled, even Lao Tzu is no match for her, with a whip?At that time, it doesn't matter who smokes who.

Suddenly a student from the Department of Science and Engineering ran up to Xu Zizhen and said, "Sir, all the students from the Martial Arts Academy are here."

Xu Zizhen waved his hands without looking back: "Let them wait below the city."

"Yes!"

The student ran down again, and Yan Zhao suddenly remembered that there was something about the Jin Army under his nose, and quickly glanced outside the city, only to see that the Jin Army phalanx had assembled and was about to charge, he said anxiously: "This Let’s talk about it later, Xiao Xu, look.”

Xu Zizhen didn't even lift his eyelids, and said indifferently: "Don't worry, it's okay... Let me tell you, it's actually quite simple to deal with women, especially a tough girl like Xiu'er, you have to be tougher than her when you deal with her. Go up and hug her."

"Embrace... Embrace her?" Yan Zhao was taken aback, and then forgot Jin Bing.

Xu Zizhen was serious, but his eyes were wretched: "Yes, not only hug her, you also have to kiss him, the more she resists you, the harder and more accurate you will be."

Yan Zhao was dumbfounded, Xu Zizhen's remarks were something he had never heard of in his life.

"Forced kissing is the best way to capture a woman. No matter how fierce the girl is, rape her if it doesn't work. It doesn't matter if you drag her to a place where no one is around and have sex with her. I promise to treat you from now on... ... Huh? What's the sound?"

Xu Zizhen turned his head, only to see Xiu'er flushed with anger, her molars were gritted, and she was staring at him fiercely. No matter how shameless Xu Zizhen was, he couldn't help blushing, but he reacted very quickly and pointed Outside the city shouted: "Why did the golden dog stop again?"

Everyone's eyes turned away again, and Xiu'er followed his fingers subconsciously.

Sure enough, after the Jin people's former army was assembled, they stopped moving. They just lined up like this, and the distance was just outside the attack range of the super fireball.

Xu Zizhen stroked his chin and pretended to be deep: "If he doesn't hit me, he won't be able to hang out with him here. I have to find a way to lure him over... Well, I have it!"

Zhao Gou was nervous, and hurriedly asked, "Zizhen, what's your plan?"

Xu Zizhen chuckled: "It's not wonderful, it's still an old routine. I'll lure him over."

Zhao Gou was startled: "No."

Gao Pujun was even more furious: "Are you going to be so reckless again? That is an army of one hundred thousand, how can you allow you to show off your prestige?"

"Don't worry, I'm not alone, I won't go alone." Xu Zizhen pointed to the city, "There are [-] child soldiers below, I'm very safe."

After Xu Zizhen finished speaking, his expression suddenly turned serious, and he knelt down on one knee and said to Zhao Gou: "Xu Zizhen invites you to fight, and I hope Qi Ye will be successful!"

"You..." Zhao Gou pointed at him and couldn't speak at all. Mr. Gao Pu was right, it was a hundred thousand army, it was not a joke, even if Xu Zizhen brought [-] warriors with him, what's the use?But Xu Zizhen has never fought uncertain battles, and it is not once or twice that he wins more with less.

With only this hesitation, Xu Zizhen stood up, and said with a smile, "If you don't speak, I will take it as acquiescence, and I will go." He patted Yan Zhao, "Old Yan, I'm a little scared , how about you accompany me to strengthen my courage?"

Yan Zhao was stunned, but seeing Xu Zizhen winking at him secretly, he immediately understood, nodded immediately and said: "Good brother, of course I want to accompany you!" After speaking, he knelt down on one knee, "Your Highness, please fight Yan Zhao!"

Zhao Gou was speechless, so he waved his hands and let them go. Xu Zizhen and Yan Zhao immediately slipped down the city as if fleeing.

Xiu'er suddenly came to her senses, but the gate of the city had already been opened, and Xu Zizhen had already rushed out with the eight hundred martial arts.