Chapter 440 I Have Hallucinations

After hearing Li Qiang's words, Feng Ting's expression changed suddenly, and she shouted fiercely: "You bitch, I haven't found anyone to explode your ass in the past few days, is it a little itchy?"

Li Qiang put his fists on his chin, put on a cute and pitiful look, nodded and said: "It's a little itchy, would you like to scratch it for me?"

Feng Ting was stunned, never expecting that Li Qiang would say such a thing, she gave him a cold look in disgust and said, "Go to hell, you take a dagger and stab yourself!"

"After all, this is done by yourself, the feeling is not very strong, why don't you help me itch with your hands!"

"Go where it's cool, and provoke me again, be careful that I will cut off your chrysanthemum with a dagger!"

Li Qiang was shocked, and hurriedly covered his buttocks and shouted: "Tigress, you are too cruel, you want to cut off my pink and tender little chrysanthemum!"

After saying this, all the women present groaned at the same time.

Feng Ting patted her chest with her hand and said, "Bitch, can you be more disgusting?"

Li Qiang nodded repeatedly, and said with a strange smile: "Of course, do you want me to give you something even more disgusting?"

Before Feng Ting could open her mouth, Shen Qian yelled, "You pervert, shut your dung-spraying mouth, if you're not disgusting, we're still disgusting!"

Li Qiang glanced at her contemptuously, raised his middle finger and said, "Little witch, I'm talking to the tigress again, why are you interrupting? Do you want to join our battle?"

Shen Qian said coldly: "Get out, who wants to join the battle between the two of you!"

"I thought you were envious and jealous!"

Shen Qian still put her hands on her hips and shouted: "If you let your fart go, I will envy you? You don't know what virtue it is to take a picture of yourself by taking a pee!"

Li Qiang touched his face with his hands and laughed, "I often take pictures in the toilet. I'm so handsome. If I were a woman, I would definitely fall in love with me crazily!"

Shen Qian shivered in disgust, looked at Li Qiang meaningfully, shook her head and sighed: "Dead pervert, narcissism is a disease, you should take medicine quickly, don't miss the best treatment period!"

"Don't worry, even if you miss the best treatment period, because I believe Brother Chun, you will be resurrected in full condition!"

Shen Qian let out an 'ah', turned her head and took Tang Wanru's arm and said, "Master Wan, you just recovered from the shock, let's go back to the room, and stop talking to this pervert who is full of shit!"

Tang Wanru covered her mouth and giggled, nodded to Li Qiang and walked up to the second floor.

Li Qiang was a little embarrassed, and turned to look at Feng Ting, who was about to speak.But this girl didn't pay attention to Li Qiang, but walked to Du Xueting's side, took her arm and said: "Sister Xueting, let's go upstairs to see Master Wan, there seems to be a duck calling annoyingly!"

Du Xueting shook her head, looked at Li Qiang and smiled, "I'll go and see Wanru first!"

Li Qiang nodded, looked at Feng Ting contemptuously, and sat on the sofa.

Seeing that there were only two people left in the living room, Chen Pei sat beside Li Qiang and whispered, "Brother, what are you going to do?"

Li Qiang naturally knew what Chen Pei was talking about, so he took a deep breath and said, "The reason why Lan Ao kidnapped Lord Wan today was to show me. Now we still have a big enemy, and this enemy cannot be established. There is still room for it!"

Chen Pei touched his forehead with his hand, thought for a while and said, "Brother, why don't we talk to him tonight?"

Li Qiang nodded and said, "I think so too!"

"Leave this matter to me!"

Seeing Li Qiang nodded, Chen Pei stood up and said, "I'll arrange this now!"

Watching Chen Pei go out, Li Qiang sighed quietly, raised his head and looked towards the second floor.

The four girls have already entered Tang Wanru's room. Although they don't know what they are talking about, they can still feel that the four girls must have completely forgotten about Tang Wanru's kidnapping, and they are talking about women's topics that belong to them .

After taking a sip of water, Feng Ting and Shen Qian walked out of the room.

Seeing Li Qiang looking up at them, Feng Ting glanced at him with disdain and said to Shen Qian: "Qianqian, do you feel that there are a pair of wretched eyes looking at us?"

Shen Qian understood, nodded repeatedly and said: "Yeah, I feel it too, this look is not only obscene, but also very disgusting, I feel a little sick!"

"Hey, I really didn't know it was that wretched and shameless guy who was looking at us!"

The singing and harmony upstairs made Li Qiang frown continuously. Taking advantage of the gap between the two of them, Li Qiang sighed and said, "You two are a little witch and a tigress. Do you really think I like watching you?"

Shen Qianliu frowned, and said in doubt: "Hey, why do I feel a duck is calling? It's so strange, why is there a duck in the living room?"

Feng Ting also nodded again and again, "It seems like there were really ducks calling just now when you say that."

"Hey, it seems that I have been overworked these days, and I have hallucinations and auditory hallucinations!"

Seeing that the two women didn't take themselves seriously at all, Li Qiang got up from the sofa and walked towards the second floor.

Just casually glanced in Li Qiang's direction, Feng Ting asked suddenly: "Qianqian, do you feel that a person is walking towards us?"

Shen Qian looked around pretendingly, and said in doubt: "Yeah, it feels like we're getting closer. Could it be that we're really hallucinating?"

Li Qiang couldn't control it, and said in a low voice: "Your sister's hallucinations have appeared!"

After the voice fell, Shen Qian went on to say: "The duck's cry appeared again, it seems that the two of us are really too busy!"

Feng Ting nodded in agreement: "Yes, we should take a good rest!"

While speaking, Li Qiang had already walked in front of the second girl. Seeing that the two girls were still looking after themselves, Li Qiang suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed the two girls' twin peaks at the same time.

The second girl trembled suddenly, and after two seconds, she suddenly yelled, stepped back two steps, pointed at Li Qiang and shouted fiercely: "You pervert, you are getting bolder and bolder, believe it or not, I will kill you right now!" The salty pig's hand was chopped off?"

Li Qiang withdrew his hand, recalled the soft touch just now and asked with a smile: "Didn't you two not see me or hear me just now? Why can you see me now?"

"It's up to you, disappear from our eyes as soon as we are not angry now, or you will become a eunuch for the rest of your life!"

Li Qiang hurriedly turned sideways and said, "You two are too fierce!"

Before the second daughter yelled, Li Qiang hurried into Tang Wanru's room and closed the door heavily.

Du Xueting, who was talking to Tang Wanru, turned her head and asked in confusion, "Li Qiang, what's wrong with you? Why are you so nervous?"

Li Qiang pretended to be frightened and said: "Sister Xueting, there were two tigresses yelling at me just now, they almost scared me to death!"

Du Xueting smiled coquettishly: "You mean Qianqian and Feng Ting, right? They are also real, they don't look like girls at all!"

Li Qiang agreed with this point very much, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, these two are standard female men, they don't look like girls!"

Tang Wanru on the bed turned her head and said with a smile: "Li Qiang, please speak in a low voice, if the two of them hear it, it will definitely not be quiet here again!"

"What Master Wan said is true!"

Du Xueting giggled and got up and said, "Okay, I'll go down and see what the two of them are doing, Li Qiang, you can talk to Wan Ru!"

Li Qiang saluted: "I promise to complete the task!"

After Du Xueting left, Li Qiang looked at Tang Wanru and said with a smile: "Master Wan, we are the only two left in the room now!"

Tang Wanru asked with a smile: "The two of us are the only ones left, why are you smiling so obscenely?"

"Aren't you excited?"

Tang Wanru asked in confusion, "Why am I so excited?"

Li Qiang was a little disappointed, but recovered in an instant, and asked in a low voice: "Master Wan, I have a question to ask you!"

"Ask any question, what are you doing!"

With the consent of the other party, Li Qiang hurriedly asked: "When we came back, why was your face so red in the car? Did you think of something that excited you?"

Tang Wanru instantly understood what Li Qiang wanted to express, and hurriedly said: "Fuck you, no wonder Qianqian calls you a rogue all day long, it seems that you are really a rogue!"

Li Qiang asked with an aggrieved expression: "Master Wan, it's okay for the little witch to say that about me. I didn't expect you to say that about me. I'm so disappointed!"

"Okay, don't make such a pitiful look in front of you!"

Li Qiang said with a chuckle: "Then Master Wan, can you tell me what you thought of in the car that made your face so red?"

Tang Wanru put his hand on his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly made a mischievous expression and said, "I won't tell you for now, you can guess it yourself!"

Li Qiang shook his head in disappointment: "I really can't figure out what a woman is thinking. I thought Master Wan would tell me."

"Okay, don't gossip like this, no matter what you say, I won't tell you!"

"Could it be that what you imagined has something to do with me?"

Tang Wanru's face suddenly turned red, and Li Qiang laughed when he saw this, "Master Wan, did I hit the mark? Why did your face turn red again?"

"Fuck you, I won't play with you anymore, I'm going to sleep!"

"Do you want me to sleep with you?"

"I don't want it, I'm still worried about your hands and feet!"

Li Qiang hastily pulled out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet, held it up high and said, "I swear to Grandpa Mao, I will never do anything!"

Tang Wanru covered the quilt and said, "Cut, I don't believe it!"

"Then you can only believe it after you actually take action!" Li Qiang walked forward while rubbing his hands with a wretched smile.

Just when she was about to touch the bed, Shen Qian suddenly yelled from outside: "Damn pervert, what are you doing in the room? Give me the speed to get down!"

The loud roar stunned Li Qiang for a moment, but Tang Wanru giggled as if fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "It seems that Qianqian is angry, you should hurry down, don't let her run into my room and yell! "

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