Campus Cthulhu

Chapter 4 [Princess Guard]

The biting cold almost froze Tang Chao's whole body. He rushed out of the restaurant door with all his strength, tried his best to maintain his trembling body, and walked step by step towards the small woods behind the restaurant with his almost numb legs. .

"Damn it, it's only been a month since the last cold outbreak, and it's getting more and more frequent!"

Tang Chao finally moved his body almost uncontrollably into the woods. The piercing pain became more and more intense, which made his whole body almost completely numb. The whole person suddenly collapsed on the ground.

This kind of cold outbreak has been tormenting him since he can remember. At first, it happened once every six months, then five months, and then three months. Until now, it's like a woman coming to her aunt, once a month.

Each outbreak of cold air lasted for about ten minutes, but in this short ten minutes, Tang Chao suffered a lot. The cold air that burst out from his heart was like a burst of needles piercing his bones. , so that he can't live but can't die. Several times, he wished he could just bite his tongue and kill himself, so that he would never suffer from this inhuman torture again.

The reason why he could endure it was thanks to that perverted old master. Every time he was enduring the torture, the old immortal master would always say something about a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old. I have been on a woman's bed, but I have never touched a woman's breast. If I die like this, I will have my ass exploded at the King of Hell's place.

It is such a simple and wretched belief that keeps Tang Chao strong until today.

That's why he would rather accept the harsh conditions put forward by the old immortal master this time, and he insisted on going out of the mountains to come to this city.

As a man, with things in his crotch, even if he can't make a name for himself and make any immortal achievements, he still has to fight vigorously. At worst, he has to go to a woman's bed. In the deep mountains and old forests, find a female... Animal nests are difficult.

"call……"

Tang Chao, whose consciousness had begun to become a little confused, tried his best to prop himself up and lean against the tree, made a cross-legged movement and exhaled a few deep breaths, resisting the numbness all over his body casually, and took out a small light yellow Throwing the pill into his mouth, this is a pill he made from herbs under the guidance of his master. It is made from a series of rare and precious medicinal materials such as flaming grass, which can relieve the pain when the cold in his body explodes.

The pill melted in his mouth, and a warm current began to enter the body along the throat, and then slowly seeped into the blood and even the bone marrow along the meridians. Although it could not completely relieve the pain in his body, it was much less painful than before.

Then Tang Chao closed his eyes slightly, tried to calm his mind, and slowly entered the old monk's meditation state.

It is already class time, and there are not many people in the campus. He has already looked at it just now. In the entire grove, only a few dozen meters away from him, there is a pair of hungry wild mandarin ducks doing intense morning exercises. , the man and woman who have fully entered the state may not be able to stop in a short time, and Tang Chao is not afraid of being seen.

Before he finally lost consciousness, Tang Chao still felt a little pity. The man and woman next to him who were having sex had originally provided him with a good opportunity to watch the battle, but it was a pity that it failed.

Time passed by minute by minute, and ten minutes seemed like a lifetime to Tang Chao. When the warmth brought by the pill completely penetrated into his blood, the cold air that was raging like a wild horse finally calmed down. , slowly disappear from the body.

"His sister, if I go through this a few more times, I'm afraid my little life will really be over! It seems that I have to find a girl to experience the fun of going to Wushan together, otherwise, as the old man said, I will be a girl!" Returning to the man but never showing the man's gun, how useless!"

Tang Chao murmured, and slowly opened his eyes. Now his whole body is almost soaked. Every time the cold air breaks out, a thin layer of frost will form all over his body. When the cold air fades away, his whole body will be as if he just walked out of the water. Climbed out of the general.

Just as he was about to reach out to wipe his face, his arm suddenly stopped in mid-air.

"Nalan Xue, why are you here?"

Just a few meters in front of him, a girl in a light yellow dress was staring at her stupidly with her eyes wide open and her mouth covered. There was some panic in her eyes, obviously frightened.

"I, I saw something wrong with you just now, so, so come out to see, you, are you okay?"

Nalan Xue was a little at a loss, the weird scene just now resurfaced in her mind.

Just now, seeing Tang Chao leaning against the tree without moving, she wanted to go up to ask, but when she was two or three meters away from him, she felt the temperature of the air drop suddenly, as if she had entered a cold and icy environment from summer. In winter, that cold feeling almost pierced her whole body!

"You, do you have some disease? Do you need to see a doctor?" Seeing that Tang Chao's face was paler than before, Nalan Xue asked cautiously again.

Tang Chao waved his hands and stood up with support, "It's okay. When I was a child, I used to run around in the snow and ice with bare buttocks in winter. It's the root cause of my illness."

"So that's the case! By the way, I know a few good Chinese medicine practitioners. I can ask them to treat you, and maybe they can cure your illness!"

Nalan Xue breathed a sigh of relief, and then said happily.

Tang Chao was speechless directly, thinking that this girl is really innocent, and she actually took it seriously when she made up a nonsense casually. She probably wanted to use this to repay what she did for her just now. What a lie, can you just abduct this girl into bed?

In other words, although this girl has a first-rate face and figure, but her handsome face can't humiliate him, and she is considered a good match.

But Tang Chao also thought about these words in his heart, he was quite shy about men's affairs after he had only watched Sister Mutenglan fight fiercely with a big black man on the [-]-inch black and white color TV of the perverted old man. .

In other words, he is still a half-bad pervert with a lustful heart but no guts, and he can't do such an outrageous thing at the moment, so it's hard to say in the future.

"No need, ordinary doctors can't cure my disease at all!" Tang Chao smiled wryly and waved his hands. Those Chinese medicine practitioners?Fuck his sister, they probably haven't even heard of the Nine Yin Veins. "

That's right, the pulse of the nine yin, according to the legend, only one case of the pulse of the nine yin will be produced among hundreds of millions of people. The body is extremely cold, and the body will automatically absorb the cold air in the air, gather in the body, and burst out every once in a while once.

Unfortunately, Tang Chao won the lottery, he was born with the pulse of the nine yin.

"Could it be that there is no cure for this disease? Now that the technology is so advanced, there will always be a solution, right?" Nalan Xue said with a slight frown.

"There is a way, but..."

Tang Chao smiled wryly, but the hope was too slim, otherwise his master, who could almost go to heaven and earth, could do anything, that perverted old guy who could stab a black blind man's butt with a small wooden stick the size of chopsticks, It can't be powerless against Tang Chao for so many years, and he can only be suppressed with some drugs.

"Don't worry about my affairs. I will find a way to deal with it myself. I just hope you promise me that you will not tell anyone what you have done today. How about it?"

"Okay, I promise you!" Nalan Xue nodded with a serious face.

"By the way, Hao Shuai has pestered you many times, right?" Tang Chao pondered for a moment, then diverted the topic away from himself.

"Yes, he is so shameless, always looking for opportunities to pester me, if it wasn't for Sister Huang Fei..."

Speaking of this, Nalan Xue's face suddenly became a little panicked, "It's bad, I forgot one important thing, you beat Sister Huang Fei just now, the group under her hands may come to you Trouble, you hurry up, if they come, they will definitely not let you go!"

"Those people under Huang Fei? Could it be that she is really a concubine with imperial guards?" Tang Chao was stunned for a moment and asked curiously.

Under his questioning, Nalan Xue finally told him something about Huang Fei with a fast speaking speed.

It turned out that Huang Fei, relying on her skills, recruited a group of animals in the school and established a gang similar to the underworld organization in the movie. There are about 100 people in the gang, which is the third largest in Fanhai University. Gang, quite prestigious.

"Most of the people around Sister Fei are from the Department of Physical Education, and they are very good at fighting. You should hide and wait until I go back and ask Sister Fei for mercy, so that she will not trouble you again... "Nalan Xue urged again.

This is the first time someone cares about her so much, and she is such a beautiful girl. Tang Chao's heart warms and he almost bursts into tears. Immediately, the hormones in his body soar. , This time I finally have a chance to be a man.

Floating cloud, floating cloud, thank the people for thanking the party, and thank the perverted master for so many years of training.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a bunch of mobs. Think about me, Tang Chao, who was 16 years old and fought an adult Siberian tiger alone. I fought fiercely for an hour without losing. How could I be afraid of so many gangsters!"

Tang Chao is not bragging. When he was 16 years old, one night, the perverted master took him to a forest with a particularly beautiful environment. He also told him that if Tang Chao could stay in the forest for a long time After an hour, Tang Chao was allowed to watch pornography on his [-]-inch black and white TV.

The temptation was too great. At that time, Tang Chao's head was hot, and he immediately agreed, but he didn't expect that 5 minutes after the pervert master laughed and left, an adult female Siberian tiger that seemed to be in estrus Appear……

"Hehe, do you still have a name called Wu Song?" Nalan Xue chuckled and rolled her eyes at Tang Chao, obviously thinking that Tang Chao was bragging.

Tang Chao originally wanted to refute, but after thinking about it for a while, he gave up the idea. This Nalan Xue is relatively gentle. If it were someone else, he would have to point to his head and say two words: silly b!

Of course, the one-hour fight with the Siberian tiger was not very glorious. Tang Chao was almost chased by the estrous tigress for an hour. The ability to adapt to changes has reached a state of abnormality. I am afraid that in the end it will not be as simple as just being slapped on the crotch by a tiger.

The final result was that the tigress was slashed and killed by a perverted master who appeared from nowhere, and took away the tiger gall, and that was the medicine for Tang Chao to refine the pills to resist the outbreak of cold in his body.

"No, you have to leave immediately, or they will really come!" Nalan Xue, who was next to her, urged again with a nervous expression on her face.

Tang Chao turned his head to listen, then shook his head lightly, "It's too late to leave now, they are here!"

Under 19 years of devastation by the perverted master, Tang Chao's other aspects, such as the speed of hearing, smell and reaction, have completely reached the point of perverted, except for the weakness caused by the pulse of the nine yin.

The sound of footsteps from a few hundred meters away clearly entered his ears. There were about [-] or [-] people who came, and without exception, their footsteps were steady and powerful. It was obvious that none of them were ordinary students. It should be just like what Nalan Xue said, all his sisters Most of them are sports students!

Tang Chao regretted it a little. He really shouldn't pretend to be a man on the spur of the moment. He knows his current situation very well. One or two opponents can completely use their superb silver needles and sensitive body to compete. Going up with two animals together, I am afraid that there is only one end for him, that is, being beaten into a pig's head...

Unless, use a trick!This thought flashed through Tang Chao's mind, but he immediately rejected it.