Sky Eye Evil Doctor

Chapter 20

"Pfft."

With the sound of stinky farts echoing in the living room, I'm afraid even the bodyguards standing guard in front of the door could hear it clearly. At this moment, Wu Hao's facial muscles twitched slightly because of jealous anger.

"Well, Wu Hao, you haven't excreted for a few days, why is it so stinky." Facing the stinking Wu Hao, Chen Meilin couldn't help covering Qiong's nose, and retreated into the corridor, Liu Mei frowned slightly.

"Uh, hehe, Meilin, I'm sorry, I've been constipated these few days." Wu Hao smiled even more awkwardly, the image of Mr. Pianpian who has been trying his best to maintain in front of Chen Meilin seems to have finally cracked at this moment.

"It smells good, the more smelly the better."

At this moment, Ye Fan, who was covering his nose with a thick rag, clapped his hands and applauded: "The more stinky the excrement, the better the effect. Mr. Wu Hao is not an ordinary person. By the way, Mr. Wu Hao, just It is not enough that there is excrement in the center of the hall, so I will trouble you and continue to excrete in the four corners of the hall."

"I~fuck~ you..."

After hearing Ye Fan's words, even Wu Hao almost swears, but when Wu Hao saw Chen Meilin in the corridor, he forcibly held back the words in his mouth.

"I, I said that I have been constipated for the past few days, so I can't pull it out anymore."

"If you can't pull it out, you can pee it out, Mr. Wu Hao, you won't say that you can't even pee!" Ye Fan seemed to have thought that Wu Hao would refuse with this reason, and had already thought of a countermeasure.

"You..." Wu Hao's face suddenly became distorted: "Okay, I'll pee."

After finishing speaking, Wu Hao stood up, put on his pants and walked towards the corner.

"Well, Mr. Wu, you seem to have forgotten one thing."

"What else is there? You can finish it in one breath, so as not to waste time!" Wu Hao said anxiously.

"It's nothing serious, but Mr. Wu Hao, you didn't seem to wipe your ass just now. Of course, if you don't care, Mr. Wu Hao, then just pretend that I didn't say anything."

"You~I~~~It's convenient for me to continue next time, can't I?" Wu Hao was so angry that he was incoherent. He just seemed to have forgotten to wipe his butt, and saw that Chen Meilin was covering his blushing face at this moment. Cheek turned around, now Wu Hao really wanted to find a mouse hole and go straight into it.

"Sure enough, Mr. Wu Hao understands the righteousness. Let's solve it quickly. After urinating in the corner of the wall, sprinkle urine on the furniture. The urine is all to ward off evil spirits. In the future, Mr. Wu Hao's home will not recruit ghosts again. Don't worry, I won't overcharge you."

Half an hour later, Wu Hao's hall was not only smelly, but also full of shame. Wu Hao's urine or feces remained in every corner, and at this moment, Wu Hao had been tortured by Ye Fan as if The walking dead in general.

"Well, not bad, keep it like this until I finish catching ghosts, by the way, Chen Meilin, you can stay here with Wu Hao, after my guidance, this place is already invulnerable to ghosts, so we I can relax when I go to catch ghosts."

"Okay, okay." Chen Meilin agreed with difficulty, frowning slightly, but although she agreed, Chen Meilin didn't intend to move forward at all. It's no wonder that for a girl, the current Wu Hao is really invulnerable to all poisons, but this is exactly what Ye Fan wants.

After playing tricks on Wu Hao, Ye Fan started his own job and began his great career of catching ghosts.In fact, the current Ye Fan is only able to see ghosts. As for catching ghosts, Ye Fan has no way at all. The reason why he agreed to Chen Meilin's request is because Ye Fan is [-]% sure of knowing this ghost.

"It really is you! How are you doing here?"

Opening a storage room in the corner of the house, Ye Fan finally saw the culprit of the haunting, which was the female ghost that Ye Fan drove away from Chen Meilin's house not long ago.But this female ghost's appearance is obviously not very good, and even Ye Fan has a thin soul to find it hard.

"Woooooo~~~ Why are you a bastard again?" The female ghost said with tears all over her face, "Why did you let me discover Wu Hao's true face but couldn't do anything to him? Why didn't you let me continue to misunderstand you."

"Because only in this way can you open your heart knot, let you have no nostalgia in this world, and successfully reincarnate."

"Reincarnation, yes, now I don't have any nostalgia for this world, and I can finally be free." At this moment, a relieved smile appeared on the face of the female ghost, and the next moment, a light flashed in front of Ye Fan. Flash, there is no trace of the female ghost anymore.

After counting 10 minutes, Ye Fan came back slowly and pushed open the door of the hall. Immediately, the stench in the hall also dissipated, causing the bodyguards who had been waiting for a long time to cover their noses. .

"Haha, you're done. Brothers have worked hard. Mr. Wu Hao really contributed a lot to catching ghosts this time. However, Mr. Wu Hao seems to have spent a lot of energy and needs the help of brothers."

"Master Wu, how are you doing, Master Wu?"

After hearing Ye Fan's words, all the bodyguards suddenly changed expression and rushed into the hall. The next moment, Wu Hao cursed in the hall: "Bastard, who let you in, I am not Did I let you in? Ouch, don't move, my feet are numb, Ouch, I stepped on shit..."

After a while of busy work, the excrement in the hall was finally cleaned up, but the excrement stained on the furniture was not so easy to remove. Even the constant spraying of air fresheners could not cover up the strong stench.

"Hehe, Master Ye, thank you very much this time. This is a reward for you, please accept it." Wu Hao, who changed into a costume, handed a 100 million check to him with a smile on his face. Ye Fan.

"Hehe, I'm so sorry. In fact, it was thanks to the help of Mr. Wu Hao that I was able to go so smoothly." Ye Fan quickly took the check in Wu Hao's hand and said modestly.

"Ye Fan, you did a good job this time. Although the method is a little weird, the house does not have the gloomy feeling before. I will arrange less housework for you in the future. I will stay here for a while, maybe I'll be back very late, so go to bed first." Chen Meilin also patted Ye Fan's shoulder in relief.

Although the speaker had no intentions, the listener had intentions. Chen Meilin's words were like a little daughter-in-law arranging for the men in her own family, especially in front of so many security guards, how embarrassing was Wu Hao's authentic boyfriend.

"Xiao Liu, give me an order to let Crazy Wolf and Violent Bear block this kid on his way home. We must kill this kid, otherwise, let them come to see me alone."

Looking at the direction Ye Fan was leaving, Wu Hao whispered to a bodyguard beside him with a ferocious expression.

At nightfall, a figure flashed across a deserted path. This person was Ye Fan who had just come out of Wu Hao's villa.

"Huh~~huh~~~ It's great that I didn't catch up. Fortunately, I chose a small path." Turning around and seeing that no one was chasing after him, Ye Fan let out a long sigh of relief.Ye Fan is not a fool, with Wu Hao's character, he will never let go of such a big loss after suffering such a big loss.

"You're such a useless little piece of trash. If you keep choosing to escape, you will never be able to become a strong person in your life." Gong Suyue sneered.

"I said Sister Suyue, that's how you are, look at my small body, I'm afraid two big men with knives will be beaten to the ground, what can I use to fight against them, I'd better try my luck first. "

"You seem to be very lucky. There are two big men with knives in front of you. Let me see how your small body has been ravaged." Gong Suyue's mouth suddenly raised a smirk.

"Damn, this stinky crow's mouth, it can't be such a coincidence." Now, Ye Fan can't believe it, because at this moment, two strong men with a height of two meters have already blocked Ye Fan. In front of them, and everyone was holding a shining triangular knife, Ye Fan shuddered under the moonlight.

"Gong Suyue, Sister Suyue, you must save me today, otherwise my life will be handed over here, and that will not do you any good."

Seeing the two big men in front of him approaching him step by step, Ye Fan had given up the idea of ​​running away, so he had no choice but to ask Gong Suyue for help.

"This kind of rubbish is not worth my shot at all, and you are too underestimating yourself. After practicing my "Shen Shen Jue", it should be relatively easy to deal with two or three stronger little ants. If even this If you can't handle this kind of situation, I will consider myself unlucky."

Gong Suyue's reluctance to make a move made Ye Fan feel a burst of despair.The two big men in front of them are not ordinary street gangsters, they are professionally trained killers at a glance, and there are not enough gangsters like myself.

"Jiejiejiejie, brat, I'm finally waiting for you. Young Master Wu is really making a big fuss. Do we need the two of us to deal with such a small thing? Just find a few hooligans and you can clean them up." A skin The slightly dark man glanced at Ye Fan, who was only 1.8 meters tall, and said in disdain.

"Hey, second child, this kind of good business is rare. I heard that this kid still has a check for 100 million yuan. With our compensation, it is no better than assassinating an official. Let me deal with this kid as soon as possible." Go back and get your reward."

The elder brother in the lead laughed wildly, and with two strides, he had already reached Ye Fan's body. The three-edged knife on his right hand swung at Ye Fan, leaving a white afterimage in the moonlight. Imagine that such a big man can still explode at such a speed, which Ye Fan did not expect.