Chapter 32

Wang Zhijun felt that he was still an ordinary person, and he didn't have that kind of bullshit, so after seeing so many policemen, he only felt that his two calves instantly turned into noodles, soft, and the one in the crotch that he often used The guy immediately swelled up, followed by a burst of urine that wiped out the last of his willpower.

Nima, don't the police in City A claim to be snail-like?How could it be so fast this time?It took only three or four minutes before and after I kidnapped Zhou Yuehan, how did they get the news?Do they have the function of predicting prophets?

"You guys, don't come here, otherwise, I, I will strangle him to death!" Wang Zhijun felt like he was about to cry.

It was too aggrieved, too unbearable.

Look at those robbers and kidnappers on TV, all of them are arrogant and unscrupulous, and they dare to face dozens of policemen and rape female hostages ~ hundreds of times and thousands of times, but what about me?I just had a little bit of evil thoughts towards Zhou Yuehan, but before I even touched the other's little hand, all the policemen rushed over, didn't they take themselves too seriously?Can't you just turn a blind eye?

When the thirty or forty police officers saw Wang Zhijun's cowardly appearance and a puddle of water on the other party's feet, the leader of the police immediately waved to him impatiently and said, "What are you doing?" What? Have you ever played Jiajia? You’re such a grown-up person, why don’t you worry at all? Stand aside quickly and don’t block our way, do you hear me?”

"Ah?" Wang Zhijun was stunned when he heard the tone of these people speaking.

Aren't these people here to arrest themselves?Don't you look like a kidnapper?Doesn't this take yourself too seriously?Why do I feel like I'm being ignored?

Several policemen saw Wang Zhijun standing there stupidly, motionless, like a sculpture, couldn't help but pushed him, and shouted angrily: "I said, did you have water in your head? Can't you understand what we're saying?"

Pushed by him like this, Wang Zhijun staggered, took a few steps back, pinched Zhou Yuehan's right hand and moved down a little involuntarily.This made him quite dissatisfied, and he shouted: "How could my head get wet? Let me tell you, I, I am a kidnapper, and the hostage is in my hands now. If you act rashly, I, I'll strangle him to death, do you hear me? Get out of here obediently!"

When the dozens of policemen heard his words again, they were taken aback for a while, and then burst out laughing.

Wang Zhijun suddenly had a feeling of being ridiculed, his face flushed like a pig's liver, and he said angrily: "You, what are you laughing at? I am a kidnapper, you, as a policeman, do you want to take hostages? Is your safety at risk? I, I order you now, quickly find me a car outside, I want to get out of here!"

"I said that your head is really flooded, and it's flooded so much that even your brain cells have been washed away!" A policeman said disdainfully.

"Yeah, this is the first time I've seen such a cute kidnapper. You can win the annual cutest kidnapper in city a, and you will definitely be famous all over the world!" Another policeman also said with a smile.

"Maybe even win the Guinness Book of World Records!" Another policeman also said with a smile on his face.

Wang Zhijun was confused by what the policemen said, looked at the policemen with doubts, and said, "What do you mean? Don't I look like a kidnapper? You don't think kidnappers are criminals too much, do you?" ?Look at you policemen, you know how to bully ordinary people every day. You never know what to do as a policeman and what not to do. On behalf of the billions of ordinary people in China, I despise you Inaction deserves action!"

After the thirty or forty policemen were scolded by him, they were all a little dumbfounded.

What is this guy trying to do?There should be a limit to playing games, you can't be so shameless, right?

Even if he wanted to play the game between the police and the kidnappers, he has never seen the kidnappers educate the police, right?Is the world turned upside down?

Wang Zhijun saw these policemen stunned, as if they were shocked by his remarks, and couldn't help but continue to criticize triumphantly: "You said you also have three No. 40 people, why don't you know how to face the kidnappers? First, use words to stabilize the kidnapper first, and prevent him from becoming irritable, angry, etc., which will pose a great threat to the life and safety of the hostages. Second, all police officers cannot appear on the scene at the same time, but must A small part stay here, and all the rest of the police are buried around, and when the kidnapper is not paying attention, they rush up and detain him directly, but look at yourself, can you catch the kidnapper? Third, a At first, follow the kidnapper's request first, so that it is easy for him to be paralyzed and find an opportunity to take advantage of, but what about you? All of you just laugh here, is this what the police should do? If I were Your heads will definitely be pissed off by you right away."

"Oh? Then you'd better be pissed off, because I haven't been pissed off yet!"

At this moment, a clear and pleasant voice sounded in the yard.

After Ye Fan heard this voice, he was taken aback for a while, and then couldn't help but smile wryly.

How could it be her?

It seems that this time the enemy is really on a narrow road, I just hope that the other party does not recognize me.

While Ye Fan was thinking wildly, a beautiful figure slowly walked in from the outside, it was the beautiful police flower Shangguan Rui.

She glanced into the yard with her charming eyes, and finally fell on Wang Zhijun and Zhou Yuehan. She was taken aback for a moment, then pointed at each other in astonishment, and said to the policemen, "Where did this psychopath come from?" It came out? How did it appear in the hospital? What if someone is injured? Our mission this time is very important, we must pay close attention to every detail, and there must be no negligence. A certain dangerous neuropathy must not appear!"

"Yes, Captain!" Dozens of policemen said in unison.

When Wang Zhijun saw that he was regarded as a psycho by the other party, he immediately yelled angrily: "Damn, you are the psycho, your whole family is crazy, my father is a kidnapper, not a psycho, you bitch, did you hear that?" ? Ah..." Before he could speak, he could only feel a burst of pain in his lower stomach, which made him scream out, bent his body, and held his lower abdomen tightly with both hands. Yue Han had already taken the opportunity to escape from his clutches.

"I'm not crazy, I'm a policeman!" Shangguanrui rushed to him at some point and said with a smile.

Wang Zhijun gritted his teeth tightly. The severe pain had already caused a trace of cold sweat to break out on his forehead. He growled in a low voice, "You, how did you come here? Why didn't I find you? Damn, I, I didn't I will let you go!"

Shangguanrui seemed to have done something insignificant, clapped his hands, and said: "I said you should go home, wash and sleep, with your ability, let alone a kidnapper, even a thief, Totally ineligible."

"You, what are you talking about? I, why am I not qualified?" Wang Zhijun asked loudly as if angry.

Shangguanrui didn't expect that the other party would dare to talk to him like this, so he couldn't help nodding his head and said, "Well, the tone is not weak, but other aspects are too weak, and you don't even have a little common sense. First of all, if you are a real kidnapper If you are a criminal, you should not use your right hand to choke the neck of the hostage, but you should find a dagger, so that you can kill the hostage immediately, and bring an invisible sense of oppression to the police, so that they have to obey your arrangement ..."

"I did it on a whim, so, so I didn't prepare a dagger!" Wang Zhijun murmured, blushing.

"Second, I see that you are dressed like this, and you obviously belong to the ranks of the white-collar class. You just sit in the office every day, read magazines, issue orders, etc., and you haven't done any hard work at all. Where did you get the strength to strangle you to death? What about the hostages? Even if this young lady is delicate and expensive, she can't tolerate half-dead mistakes, but with your strength, if you want to strangle him, I guess it will take about a minute, but do you think we will let you strangle her for a minute? Is it? Although our police can't shoot casually, when the hostage's life is threatened, they can kill the murderer on the spot, and it only takes a second or two." Shangguanrui added.

"I will exercise regularly in the future!" Wang Zhijun looked shy and wanted to bury his head in his crotch.

Shangguanrui shook his head lightly, and said: "So I think you should do what you want, you are really not a qualified kidnapper. If you really want to develop on this road, I suggest you It’s better to watch some more kidnapper movies, maybe it will be helpful to you.” After he finished speaking, he didn’t bother to talk to the other party, turned his head, and said loudly to the policemen, “Let’s act now, our this time The task is to stifle all dangers in the cradle, so that some criminals can't find an opportunity to take advantage of it."

"Yes, Captain!" All the policemen said in unison.

Ye Fan saw that Shangguanrui led a group of policemen into the hospital in a mighty manner, as if something was about to happen, he was puzzled for a while.But at this moment, Zhou Yuehan kicked his calf hard, causing some pain.He glared at her angrily, and said, "Are you crazy?"

"I'm just crazy, you bastard, if you don't save me, I'll kick you to death!" Zhou Yuehan said fiercely.

"Nonsense, look at his idiot, can he strangle you to death?" Ye Fan said very unhappy.

"But if you don't save me, it's your fault!" Zhou Yuehan said unreasonably, stiffening his neck.

"You really are a lunatic!" Ye Fan shook his head and sighed.

Who knew that Shangguan Rui rushed to Ye Fan in a few steps, and said angrily, "It's you?"

"It's not me!" Ye Fan shrank his neck and denied it on the spot.

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