Sky Eye Evil Doctor

Barthes is only 36 years old, and he looks quite masculine. If he was in Europe and the United States, he would be considered a handsome man, but for Asia, a handsome guy with his figure really can't attract many girls. like.Like other French people, he is warm and friendly, likes to join in the fun, and likes to express himself in various ways.

Barter is still talking loudly now: "Since today is a martial arts competition, there must be some rules during the competition, so in order to avoid any verbal disputes at that time, let's briefly talk about the rules now, I hope The two sides can listen carefully to avoid any conflicts. Well, well, I, Bart, have also watched taekwondo competitions in the Olympics, and various boxing matches, etc., so I will decide this rule First, if one of the two parties in the fight falls below the stage, it will be judged to be a failure. If both of them fall below the stage, the one who falls below the stage first is the loser, and the one who falls below the stage second is the winner. , Do you agree with this rule?" His last sentence was naturally to ask Du Yudong and Lu Douhuan for instructions.

"No problem, it's fair!" Lu Douhuan nodded and said cheerfully.

"I'm fine too!" Du Yudong also nodded and said with a smile.

Barter smiled happily and said: "Since everyone agrees, let me talk about the second point, that is, if one party is knocked down on the ground, I will count dozens of numbers, and after I finish counting the ten numbers , if he still can't stand up, then he loses, if he can stand up within these ten numbers, then the game will continue. Do you agree with this?"

"Agreed!" Du Yudong and Lu Douhuan both said in unison.

"Then let me talk about the third point. If one side automatically admits defeat, then the game will also be declared over, and he will be judged as a failure. Do you agree with this point?" Barter asked again.

"This is no problem!" Du Yudong and Lu Douhuan also said in unison.

After Barter saw that the three regulations he mentioned had passed smoothly, he also said happily: "Since you all agree, let's start our game as soon as possible. I believe that the audience below the stage are already waiting for you." I'm getting impatient, but I still want to say something, although today's competition is a martial arts competition, I hope everyone can be merciful and don't cause too much trouble, after all, it's just a competition, understand?"

As soon as he said this, he saw a 24-year-old young man jumping out from Lu Douhuan's side. He looked handsome, but his skin was slightly dark, as if he was no different from a black man.However, there was a sinister light in his long and narrow eyes, obviously not a kind person.He went directly to the stage, shook his fist at everyone present, and said loudly: "My name is Li Minjun, and I am from the Taekwondo Gym. I believe that Taekwondo in Korea is world-class. No one can beat us." Korea's Taekwondo," after he finished speaking, he gesticulated his middle finger towards Du Yudong and the others below the stage, and said with a vicious face, "With you people, you want to defeat our Taekwondo? It's just wishful thinking, I think you should all come up together and let me defeat you all in one go, I really don't have time to play with you!"

"Damn, what did you say?" Du Yudong stood up immediately and said angrily.

Li Minjun immediately said with a look of disdain: "What did I say? Don't you understand? You are just playing tricks and tricks. What is there to show off? In my opinion, in front of real strength, everything Conspiracies will appear very fragile and vulnerable!"

Du Yudong opened his mouth and cursed directly: "Damn, you sissy, you are his mother's, can you tell me one more thing? I pulled out the old bird from the crotch and stabbed you to death, you dead monster. Wait for me!" Come on, I exploded your chrysanthemum!" At the same time as he said these words, he was about to walk towards the stage staggeringly.

The two young men beside him hurriedly stopped him to prevent him from doing too impulsive things.

"You guys, get out of the way and let me kill him!" Du Yudong yelled angrily.

"Mr. Du, don't get excited. He is probably provoking you. If you rush over, you will be fooled by him!"

"Yeah, he obviously wanted to provoke us on purpose, how could we be fooled?"

Seeing Du Yudong's furious look, the two young men smiled wryly in their hearts.What you wrap now is almost like a zongzi, how can you compete with others?Don't talk about doing it, you can't even walk, what is this?

After Du Yudong heard what the two of them said, he nodded slightly immediately, and said: "What you said makes sense. This dead monster is obviously trying to annoy me on purpose. How can I listen to his instructions? He told me to go up, I'll go up? I'm not his father? Besides, with his appearance as a dead she-monster, any one of us can kill him if he goes out!" He glanced around and pointed at a He dyed his hair green and turned into a chicken-headed little bastard, and said, "That's right, it's you, you go up now, and beat him until his parents don't even know him!"

The little gangster immediately jumped up excitedly, and said loudly: "Young Master Du, you, are you talking about me?"

"Nonsense, who are you? Give me 5 minutes, can it be settled?" Du Yudong sat down on his seat again, and said impatiently.

"Naturally, we are pure men. How did it take 5 minutes to deal with a dead monster? 3 minutes is enough," the little gangster said excitedly.This is a great opportunity for a live broadcast. If I can defeat this dead shemale, then I will really become famous overnight and become a famous star. This feeling is really great.

The audience at the scene saw that the game had not yet started, and the two sides had already started a war of words. Immediately, their spirits doubled, and they all supported their side, which directly led to the atmosphere of the scene rising again.

"The tone of this Gaoli stick is also arrogant, I think he is a silver gun wax head!"

"Tch, look at this Goryeo stick. It looks like a woman. Where is the strength?"

"But me, are you saying too much swearing here? After all, you were bitten by a dog. Are you going to bite the dog too? Hey, our country is a peace-loving country, and we swear at every turn. It will damage our international influence!"

"Tch, can these Goryeo sticks just insult our country casually?"

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Many viewers at the scene also generally supported their own people. They felt that Gaoli Bangzi was indeed too arrogant, and they should be given a little color. As for a small number of people, they felt that Du Yudong's exit was Niang Xipi, whore, which was a bit too embarrassing. .

When Li Minjun heard that Du Yudong and the others were dead monsters, his cheeks flushed red like a ripe apple, and he pointed at them angrily, and said loudly: "You, what are you talking about? I'm not a monster! "

"Cut, what are you not a shemale? You don't even have an Adam's apple!" Du Yudong said disdainfully.

Where has Li Minjun been so satirized before?Immediately opened his collar, pointed to his neck, and said loudly: "Look, look here? Isn't this Adam's apple? Damn you, you dare to despise me, I will definitely not let you go of!"

The little bastard had already come to the stage, pointed at his nose, and said even more arrogantly: "Okay, okay, dead ladyboy, I know you have an Adam's apple, it's all over, right? Let's get started, I'll have more later Going to eat, there is no time to delay with you."

It was the first time that Li Minjun met someone who was more arrogant than himself. Who was the other party?How dare you talk to yourself in this tone?Judging by his attire, he doesn't seem like someone who has learned kung fu, and he looks like those bullies on the street who bully men and women. Can such a person represent China in the competition?This is too childish, right?Don't they think that this so-called competition is just like children's play house?

Barthes naturally didn't know what Li Minjun was thinking, but when he saw that the contestants from both sides had come to the stage, he said excitedly, "Is the martial arts of Korea powerful? Or is the martial arts of Huaxia powerful? Now they The first match is about to start. On one side is the representative of Goryeo. His name is Li Minjun, which is a very good name. On the other side is, hey, this gentleman's dress is so fashionable and unique. Bufan, I don’t know your name? Can you tell me and other friends at the scene?”

"My name is Liu San!" the little gangster said confidently.

"Six and three? Six and three again, your name is very individual!" Barter couldn't help admiring.

"I'm talking about Liu San, er, forget it, I won't talk to you, a foreigner!" Liu San said helplessly, rolling his eyes.

Balter naturally didn't know the difference between Liu San and Liu San, but that didn't mean he couldn't brag about both sides, so he pointed at Li Minjun and said loudly: "Mr. , beautiful face, beautiful appearance, dignified appearance, overpowering the country and the city, he is really a master among the masters..." He just learned a few idioms during this period, so he took this opportunity to show off, but he just forgot the object of these idioms .

Li Minjun was furious just now when he was scolded by Du Yudong, but now he hears this foreigner talking nonsense here again, and even uses words such as "powerful and beautiful" to describe himself. Isn't this an insult?Without further ado, he grabbed the other party's collar and threw him under the stage, then said loudly to Liu San with a stern face, "Stop talking nonsense, just accept me now!" Shan, had already rushed in front of the opponent, quickly raised his right foot, and kicked fiercely towards the opponent's chest.

"Wow, the power of Mr. Li Minjun's kick is really turbulent and surging, but can our Mr. Liusan stop it? Look, look, everyone carefully!" Balter's physical fitness is not weak, and The distance wasn't very high, so he didn't suffer any damage, and he yelled with excitement.

Li Minjun trembled and almost fell to the ground.

your sister!

A thousand miles away, can this word be used indiscriminately?

You foreigner who gave birth to a son without fart~eyes, you don't know how to use idioms, so stop talking nonsense here.

This novel comes from reading books