Seeing Shen Xu's angry look, Ye Fan couldn't help but patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Why are you so angry with such a person? If something goes wrong with you, then Are you saying that you are at a disadvantage or he is at a disadvantage?"
"Well, it seems that I was at a disadvantage. I wiped it. I didn't expect that I, Shen Xu, would be angry for a long time. In the end, I was the one who suffered the disadvantage. Isn't this too stupid?" Shen Xu patted his head and suddenly realized.
When Ye Fan saw his expression, he pointed at Wei Ling dumbfounded, and said, "You'd better take someone to carry him away quickly. As for Xinghun, I need you to explain it to me." , save any misunderstanding!"
Shen Xu patted his chest, and said confidently: "Brother Ye, it's too outlandish for you to say that, isn't it just that Qiao broke his leg? What a big deal, relying on you and Xing Do you need to explain the relationship between souls? To put it bluntly, Wei Ling's leg was broken by you, and I guarantee that Xinghun will stand by your side [-]% and if you don't dismantle this little bastard, then there will be ghosts!"
"Little bastard?" Ye Fan smiled helplessly, "You have such a big tone, how old are you? I think he is bigger than you, so what are you? Old bastard?"
"Cut, how does he have the right to go hand in hand with me?" Shen Xu said with a look of disdain.
Ye Fan only remembered Lan Sisi's matter at this time, and immediately waved his hand towards him, saying: "Then I will leave the matter here to you, I still have something urgent, so let's take a step first!"
Who knew that Shen Xu grabbed his arm and smiled mischievously: "This, this, Brother Ye, I know that your Dragon Sword Squad belongs to a very powerful organization. Many tasks are classified and cannot be casually disclosed to outsiders. But, brother, I have encountered a little problem now, so, so I need your help, this, this, if there is a need, please feel free to say, I, Shen Xu, will go through fire and water, and I will not hesitate!"
"Will you go through fire and water?" Ye Fan asked a little strangely when he heard that his tone had changed a lot.
"Yes, I, Shen Xu, am also a member of the military. It is my duty to protect my family and the country!" Shen Xu said "shua!", stood straight, and gave Ye Fan a straight military salute. said loudly.
"Defend the family and the country?" Ye Fan said suspiciously, "When did you protect the family and the country?"
"This, this..." Shen Xu was asked by him, and the spirit just now disappeared without a trace, as if he had lost his temper, and almost collapsed on the ground like mud, looking special Wronged and scared.
Ye Fan raised his eyebrows lightly, patted his shoulder, and said, "Oh? Fatty Shen, what happened? Why are you so impatient? Could it be that you have caused some trouble?"
Shen Xu scratched his hair and smiled embarrassingly: "Brother Ye, what do you mean by that? How could I, Shen Xu, cause trouble? How could I be the kind of unreliable person? I just want to help us The country has made more contributions..."
"In this case, then pretend I didn't ask, I still have something to do, let's go first!" Ye Fan didn't bother to look at him, turned around and was about to leave.
"Don't, don't, don't," Shen Xu became anxious, grabbed Ye Fan's arm, and said in a low voice, "You're amazing, you're cruel, you guessed right, I did make a little trouble, the above The investigation is relatively tight, so, so, I thought of taking the opportunity to make a contribution, and then my family members can talk about it, and the big and small things can be turned into small things!"
"What kind of trouble did you get into? How did you scare you like this?" Ye Fan didn't believe what the other party said at all. If it was just a small trouble, with the background of Shen Xu's family, wouldn't he be able to handle it?
"Actually, actually," Shen Xu sighed softly, and said with some helplessness, "Didn't Sima Keyue and I feel a little depressed after being kidnapped by that Sister Feng a few days ago? How can I say it? Young master Shen was kidnapped by a stinky bitch, and almost died in their hands. If I don't find a chance to vent my anger, I will definitely be suffocated to death, so I found a chick in a nightclub, Get ready for activities, who knew that when I was about to raise my gun and fire, three little bastards rushed in and said that the chick was the first thing they saw and they had to play first. I also drank some I was a little impulsive when drinking wine, how could I swallow this bad breath? I directly had sex with a few of them, who knew that those bums were too careless, so I just made a few random moves, and they fell down In a pool of blood, they were finally sent to the hospital, two of them died, and one was seriously injured, it is estimated that they will not come out in half a year."
"Oh? Those three people have a lot of background?" Ye Fan immediately heard the important point of the whole thing.
"That's right, if it's just a few ordinary people, it's enough to compensate a few dollars," Shen Xu said helplessly, "Who knows that those three people have some background in the military, and their family members made such a fuss. It alarmed the higher-ups. If it was just an injury, this matter would not have become a big deal, but after all, if someone died, the higher-ups would have to give an explanation to the three of them, so they are discussing this matter these days, who Knowing that Wei Ling suddenly called me, so..."
Ye Fan immediately understood everything.
No wonder this little fat man ran to Meteor Island excitedly. It turned out that he was the one who got into trouble in the capital and took this opportunity to seek refuge on Meteor Island. And know.
Shen Xu also had a weeping face, and said helplessly: "Brother Ye, you know how much trouble I have caused now, right? If the above opinions come down, it will be too late. I will be killed on the spot, but it is very possible to lock me up for three to five years, but you look at my skinny appearance, if I stay in the prison, I will definitely be tortured to death by other people, so, so Now only you can help me!"
Ye Fan couldn't help but scratched his head, feeling a little troubled in his heart.
The people like me are carrying out a very confidential mission this time, and it can be said that it is full of danger. Members of the Dragon Sword Squad will be in danger if they go there, not to mention Shen Xu, whose combat effectiveness is almost negligible. If he is asked to follow In the past, it was no different from dying.
"Brother Ye, you, what is your expression? Do you want to stand by and watch?" Shen Xu said with an aggrieved face.
"Hey, Fatty Shen, it's not that I won't help you, it's just that our mission this time is really too dangerous. If you go, it's absolutely impossible for you to come back in one piece with your 200-jin figure, so it's Locking you up for three to five years is much better than going there!" Ye Fan also said helplessly.
"What?" Shen Xu also saw that Ye Fan was not joking, so he couldn't help but said in distress, "Then what should I do now? If I just go back like this, I will definitely be arrested!"
"Forget it, it's too late to say these things now, you follow us first, and wait until you have other solutions!" Ye Fan saw that Shen Xu's entire fat face was almost collapsed, and felt a little unbearable, so he took a picture She patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.
"Well, I'll follow you first, maybe I can get some credit!" Shen Xu also said helplessly.
Ye Fan and the others soon came to the room where the remains of Lan Sisi and Zhu Tong were stored, and there were a lot of ice cubes placed here, and the temperature in the room was extremely low, condensation condensed on the surrounding walls and doors. Pieces of frost, it's like entering a world of ice, which makes people feel a little novel.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah..." Shen Xu had just entered here from the hot outside, and immediately sneezed several times, making him hold his arms tightly together, and with a runny nose, he said loudly, "Brother Ye, what the hell is this place? Why is it so cold? I, I'm about to freeze!"
"This is the morgue!" Ye Fan said deliberately.
"Ah? Mortuary? The name is quite good, Taiping, Taiping, the world is peaceful!" When Shen Xu said this just now, his eyes were round and round, like copper bells, and he couldn't help shivering , his face turned pale, and he said, "Brother Ye, you, what did you just say? You said this is a morgue? My god, why is there a mortuary on this Meteor Island? This is a place where the dead are released. This, this I I still have something to do, I'll take a step first!" When he said this, he turned around and was about to run away.
Lu Tianba grabbed his collar and smiled: "I said Mr. Shen, why are you running? Isn't it just a few dead people, what's the big deal? As the saying goes, a man who has never seen a dead person Not a real man, so we will make you a real man now, it is definitely a rare opportunity!"
"Stop farting. I only heard that a man who has never played with a woman is not a real man. Does this have something to do with dead people?" Shen Xu said loudly with some indignation.
Lu Tianba tilted his head, pondered for a moment, and said, "Is that what you mean? Anyway, it's almost the same. This is a rare opportunity, so don't miss it. You must open your eyes to see clearly!"
"Ya Mie Die, Ya Mie Die, you are all heroes, you are all good guys, you are awesome, don't let a rookie like me join in the fun with you, okay?" Although Shen Xu was seriously overweight, he did He has a little strength, but compared with Lu Tianba, he is far behind. He doesn't even have the ability to resist at all, so he can only cry for help.
"I said Mr. Shen, if you want to shout, you can just shout, it is too good for us!" Lu Tianba suddenly lowered his voice with a sinister face, and secretly laughed.
"You, what do you mean?" Shen Xu asked with a vigilant expression.
"Actually, it's not very interesting. The main reason is that this is a very unclean place. If you yell, it's easy to leak your yang energy, making all the corpses fake. At that time, hehe , they will chase after you with your yang energy, and tear you to pieces!" Lu Tianba laughed ferociously.
"What? Shouting can cheat a corpse? You, are you lying to ghosts?" Shen Xu swallowed, and said with an ugly face.
"If you don't believe it, you can give it a try. Maybe I'm really lying to you, so you can expose my conspiracy?!" Lu Tianba shrugged slightly, pretending to be innocent road.
"I, I..." Shen Xu really didn't dare to take this risk.
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"Well, it seems that I was at a disadvantage. I wiped it. I didn't expect that I, Shen Xu, would be angry for a long time. In the end, I was the one who suffered the disadvantage. Isn't this too stupid?" Shen Xu patted his head and suddenly realized.
When Ye Fan saw his expression, he pointed at Wei Ling dumbfounded, and said, "You'd better take someone to carry him away quickly. As for Xinghun, I need you to explain it to me." , save any misunderstanding!"
Shen Xu patted his chest, and said confidently: "Brother Ye, it's too outlandish for you to say that, isn't it just that Qiao broke his leg? What a big deal, relying on you and Xing Do you need to explain the relationship between souls? To put it bluntly, Wei Ling's leg was broken by you, and I guarantee that Xinghun will stand by your side [-]% and if you don't dismantle this little bastard, then there will be ghosts!"
"Little bastard?" Ye Fan smiled helplessly, "You have such a big tone, how old are you? I think he is bigger than you, so what are you? Old bastard?"
"Cut, how does he have the right to go hand in hand with me?" Shen Xu said with a look of disdain.
Ye Fan only remembered Lan Sisi's matter at this time, and immediately waved his hand towards him, saying: "Then I will leave the matter here to you, I still have something urgent, so let's take a step first!"
Who knew that Shen Xu grabbed his arm and smiled mischievously: "This, this, Brother Ye, I know that your Dragon Sword Squad belongs to a very powerful organization. Many tasks are classified and cannot be casually disclosed to outsiders. But, brother, I have encountered a little problem now, so, so I need your help, this, this, if there is a need, please feel free to say, I, Shen Xu, will go through fire and water, and I will not hesitate!"
"Will you go through fire and water?" Ye Fan asked a little strangely when he heard that his tone had changed a lot.
"Yes, I, Shen Xu, am also a member of the military. It is my duty to protect my family and the country!" Shen Xu said "shua!", stood straight, and gave Ye Fan a straight military salute. said loudly.
"Defend the family and the country?" Ye Fan said suspiciously, "When did you protect the family and the country?"
"This, this..." Shen Xu was asked by him, and the spirit just now disappeared without a trace, as if he had lost his temper, and almost collapsed on the ground like mud, looking special Wronged and scared.
Ye Fan raised his eyebrows lightly, patted his shoulder, and said, "Oh? Fatty Shen, what happened? Why are you so impatient? Could it be that you have caused some trouble?"
Shen Xu scratched his hair and smiled embarrassingly: "Brother Ye, what do you mean by that? How could I, Shen Xu, cause trouble? How could I be the kind of unreliable person? I just want to help us The country has made more contributions..."
"In this case, then pretend I didn't ask, I still have something to do, let's go first!" Ye Fan didn't bother to look at him, turned around and was about to leave.
"Don't, don't, don't," Shen Xu became anxious, grabbed Ye Fan's arm, and said in a low voice, "You're amazing, you're cruel, you guessed right, I did make a little trouble, the above The investigation is relatively tight, so, so, I thought of taking the opportunity to make a contribution, and then my family members can talk about it, and the big and small things can be turned into small things!"
"What kind of trouble did you get into? How did you scare you like this?" Ye Fan didn't believe what the other party said at all. If it was just a small trouble, with the background of Shen Xu's family, wouldn't he be able to handle it?
"Actually, actually," Shen Xu sighed softly, and said with some helplessness, "Didn't Sima Keyue and I feel a little depressed after being kidnapped by that Sister Feng a few days ago? How can I say it? Young master Shen was kidnapped by a stinky bitch, and almost died in their hands. If I don't find a chance to vent my anger, I will definitely be suffocated to death, so I found a chick in a nightclub, Get ready for activities, who knew that when I was about to raise my gun and fire, three little bastards rushed in and said that the chick was the first thing they saw and they had to play first. I also drank some I was a little impulsive when drinking wine, how could I swallow this bad breath? I directly had sex with a few of them, who knew that those bums were too careless, so I just made a few random moves, and they fell down In a pool of blood, they were finally sent to the hospital, two of them died, and one was seriously injured, it is estimated that they will not come out in half a year."
"Oh? Those three people have a lot of background?" Ye Fan immediately heard the important point of the whole thing.
"That's right, if it's just a few ordinary people, it's enough to compensate a few dollars," Shen Xu said helplessly, "Who knows that those three people have some background in the military, and their family members made such a fuss. It alarmed the higher-ups. If it was just an injury, this matter would not have become a big deal, but after all, if someone died, the higher-ups would have to give an explanation to the three of them, so they are discussing this matter these days, who Knowing that Wei Ling suddenly called me, so..."
Ye Fan immediately understood everything.
No wonder this little fat man ran to Meteor Island excitedly. It turned out that he was the one who got into trouble in the capital and took this opportunity to seek refuge on Meteor Island. And know.
Shen Xu also had a weeping face, and said helplessly: "Brother Ye, you know how much trouble I have caused now, right? If the above opinions come down, it will be too late. I will be killed on the spot, but it is very possible to lock me up for three to five years, but you look at my skinny appearance, if I stay in the prison, I will definitely be tortured to death by other people, so, so Now only you can help me!"
Ye Fan couldn't help but scratched his head, feeling a little troubled in his heart.
The people like me are carrying out a very confidential mission this time, and it can be said that it is full of danger. Members of the Dragon Sword Squad will be in danger if they go there, not to mention Shen Xu, whose combat effectiveness is almost negligible. If he is asked to follow In the past, it was no different from dying.
"Brother Ye, you, what is your expression? Do you want to stand by and watch?" Shen Xu said with an aggrieved face.
"Hey, Fatty Shen, it's not that I won't help you, it's just that our mission this time is really too dangerous. If you go, it's absolutely impossible for you to come back in one piece with your 200-jin figure, so it's Locking you up for three to five years is much better than going there!" Ye Fan also said helplessly.
"What?" Shen Xu also saw that Ye Fan was not joking, so he couldn't help but said in distress, "Then what should I do now? If I just go back like this, I will definitely be arrested!"
"Forget it, it's too late to say these things now, you follow us first, and wait until you have other solutions!" Ye Fan saw that Shen Xu's entire fat face was almost collapsed, and felt a little unbearable, so he took a picture She patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.
"Well, I'll follow you first, maybe I can get some credit!" Shen Xu also said helplessly.
Ye Fan and the others soon came to the room where the remains of Lan Sisi and Zhu Tong were stored, and there were a lot of ice cubes placed here, and the temperature in the room was extremely low, condensation condensed on the surrounding walls and doors. Pieces of frost, it's like entering a world of ice, which makes people feel a little novel.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah..." Shen Xu had just entered here from the hot outside, and immediately sneezed several times, making him hold his arms tightly together, and with a runny nose, he said loudly, "Brother Ye, what the hell is this place? Why is it so cold? I, I'm about to freeze!"
"This is the morgue!" Ye Fan said deliberately.
"Ah? Mortuary? The name is quite good, Taiping, Taiping, the world is peaceful!" When Shen Xu said this just now, his eyes were round and round, like copper bells, and he couldn't help shivering , his face turned pale, and he said, "Brother Ye, you, what did you just say? You said this is a morgue? My god, why is there a mortuary on this Meteor Island? This is a place where the dead are released. This, this I I still have something to do, I'll take a step first!" When he said this, he turned around and was about to run away.
Lu Tianba grabbed his collar and smiled: "I said Mr. Shen, why are you running? Isn't it just a few dead people, what's the big deal? As the saying goes, a man who has never seen a dead person Not a real man, so we will make you a real man now, it is definitely a rare opportunity!"
"Stop farting. I only heard that a man who has never played with a woman is not a real man. Does this have something to do with dead people?" Shen Xu said loudly with some indignation.
Lu Tianba tilted his head, pondered for a moment, and said, "Is that what you mean? Anyway, it's almost the same. This is a rare opportunity, so don't miss it. You must open your eyes to see clearly!"
"Ya Mie Die, Ya Mie Die, you are all heroes, you are all good guys, you are awesome, don't let a rookie like me join in the fun with you, okay?" Although Shen Xu was seriously overweight, he did He has a little strength, but compared with Lu Tianba, he is far behind. He doesn't even have the ability to resist at all, so he can only cry for help.
"I said Mr. Shen, if you want to shout, you can just shout, it is too good for us!" Lu Tianba suddenly lowered his voice with a sinister face, and secretly laughed.
"You, what do you mean?" Shen Xu asked with a vigilant expression.
"Actually, it's not very interesting. The main reason is that this is a very unclean place. If you yell, it's easy to leak your yang energy, making all the corpses fake. At that time, hehe , they will chase after you with your yang energy, and tear you to pieces!" Lu Tianba laughed ferociously.
"What? Shouting can cheat a corpse? You, are you lying to ghosts?" Shen Xu swallowed, and said with an ugly face.
"If you don't believe it, you can give it a try. Maybe I'm really lying to you, so you can expose my conspiracy?!" Lu Tianba shrugged slightly, pretending to be innocent road.
"I, I..." Shen Xu really didn't dare to take this risk.
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