Lin Le had to conceal his dual identities as a disciple of Caoshenmen and the chairman of Caohua Company, and responded with a smile: "Brothers and sisters, I am Lin Le, Lin of the woods, Happy Le, from Changgou Town, from a poor family. I can’t survive on the one-acre three-point contract production area, so I come out to do temporary work to subsidize the family’s economy, how dare I compete with you for a place.” Although the light in the caravan was dim, I glanced at it and saw two senior sisters, one fat and the other Thin and fat people have a face like a silver plate, full chin, protruding nostrils, and shining eyes. At first glance, they look like masters with extremely feminine inner energy, while thin people have a slender waist, and their whole person has a kind of bamboo-like appearance. Delicate, blue veins appearing on the neck, what to say, very skinny or something, but indescribably weak and weak, giving people an impression of being easy to do, I don't know why, evil fire boom The fire is flourishing, and the fairy world loves to stand upright. After the stretching exercise, it becomes more than a foot long.

The farm vehicle was driving on the tractor road, blind Zhang sat in the passenger seat as usual, and the brothers and sisters nestled in the car shed, like a big improvised family, the atmosphere was indescribably friendly and happy, body to body, clothes to wipe Wearing clothes, there is a feeling of being a fallen person in the end of the world. The fragrance of the beauty is mixed with the strange fragrance of the other world, as if it would go off at any time.After listening to his explanation, the senior sister and fat senior sister replied in a thick mezzo-soprano: "My surname is Zhan, and my name is Yulan. Brother Lin Le, don't worry too much. From now on, we will go to the countryside together, what are you talking about?" , Whoever has talent will be converted into an official disciple."

Lin Le glanced sideways, and saw that Zhan Yulan's skin was as fat as jade, exuding faint fluorescence in the dark carriage, and the mountain peak soared into the sky, bouncing and bouncing, bouncing and bouncing with the rhythm of the caravan's bumps, young man The heart of grass and flowers in his heart couldn't help but rippling, so he swallowed a bubble of saliva, wishing to eat a pair of mountain peaks whole, and said obediently: "Yeah, my brother has joined your team. Sister Yulan will have to take care of her from now on."

The thin senior sister twitched her lips and said, "Hehe, I started a relationship with a beautiful woman as soon as I came here, so leave the three of us alone."

Quan Fu hurriedly introduced: "Brother Lin Le, this is Lin Miqi, your senior sister."

"Oh, sister Miqi, don't want to see outsiders, you are a big beauty." Lin Le added in time, the fellow brothers were called Sizhu and Sangen, and they shook hands one by one, and said to take care of them, the master was not present , a few young people were laughing and joking, playing and fighting, but they never took it easy, there was no such thing as Amy.

This is the farming hinterland of Bashu, where the fields and villages are in an orderly manner. The agricultural vehicles got off the machine farming road and drove on the bumpy country road. The villagers on the edge of the field raised their hoes and looked at the familiar caravan, saying one after another:

"Alas, the time is approaching, and I don't know which family has died again."

"The business of yin and yang Taoists is more prosperous than that of midwives these days. Many people have gone to the city, and the countryside will gradually become deserted in the future."

A few boys and girls in the carport regarded going out to do business as a trip. When they saw the villagers on the side of the road, they stuck out their tongues and made faces. It can only be described in detail in "Celebration of Meaninglessness".

The mourning family was in a remote village, surrounded by mountains on three sides, and the car couldn't get in, so they had to get out of the car to move things. The owner heard the sound of the car and called the villagers to come out to help.Before getting out of the car, Quan Fu warned in a low voice: "When you enter the mourning house, you have to cry and put on a bitter face, as if the dead is your own father. You can't be more casual until you send it to the crematorium and burn it. Remember "Lin Le responded: "There is no problem, if there is a lack of someone crying to death, my little brother can barely attend." Zhan Yulan said with a smile: "Weeping is Sister Zhan's full-time job, and there are red envelopes in every show, how can that be? It's your turn, Lin Le."

Walking into the courtyard of the mourning house, it was noisy and crowded with people. The person who died in this family was an old man with liver cirrhosis or something. The liver was already in a mess. The attending doctor of the big hospital decided that he would not live for a month, so he asked to take him back, the old man However, he kept his children and grandchildren at home for two months before dying. Today, the family felt a sense of relief.The body was still parked in the main room, covered with a white cloth. Fortunately, it was cold and there was no peculiar smell. The dojo team began to prepare for work with a solemn expression. Zhan Yulan was facing the dead man's feet, and knelt down on the ground with a thud, sobbing When she opened, the voice was so miserable that it sounded like her own father had died, which made the elders of the bereaved family show a hint of satisfaction.

Since he agreed to play tricks, Lin Le just ran up and down to help move the props. After finishing the work, he stood aside to watch the fun. Seeing Zhan Yulan crying, Lihua knelt down on the ground with the rain on her face, revealing the outline of her beautiful buttocks. Yes, showing a kind of unfathomable thickness, the evil fire can't help but ignite again, secretly guilty, people are busy doing business, but the disciples of Caoshenmen are peeking at the side for fun, it's a bit immoral.

Seeing the little Taoist's playful smile, the elders of the mourning family became very ugly. Seeing this, Lin Miqi secretly grabbed him: "You have nothing to do here, go outside and help the master move the table."

Being pinched by the senior sister of the family, it was painful, but Lin Le's heart was secretly sweet, hey, I didn't expect that this fragile Lin Miqi was a thorny rose, a handle of fairy love. The limit of two feet and two inches was reached, and he obediently replied: "Okay, I will follow my sister's orders." She made a grimace and slipped out of the yard.

Folks, relatives and friends from far and near villages arrived one after another carrying straw paper. Three senior brothers held musical instruments. With the sound of funeral drums and bursts of suona, Mr. Zhang led his relatives to do the dojo.This family is quite grand, and at night, they invited a country band to join in the fun.

While the host and guests were busy, Lin Le walked through the crowd, helping the dojo team. The charming exotic fragrance mixed with the breath of the dead made many beautiful relatives in the countryside dizzy, but I can't tell why, creating a romantic and weird atmosphere.

As the saying goes, all snakes bite people, and each profession has its own hardships. After three or four hours in the dojo, it was really a competition of standing skills and endurance. The three senior brothers have long been used to it.

And Zhan Yulan cried a few times, each with a 48 yuan red envelope, and got a good harvest. After finishing the work, she wiped her tears, went out of the main room, held Lin Le's hand and said: "Master and senior brother are doing the dojo, there is no place for us here." It's over, let's go outside for a while."

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