country evil

The old house in the country was twisting and turning, and I couldn't find the north in the dark. I felt a gap in the courtyard wall for a long time, jumped into the courtyard, got into the woodshed, and lay on the floor without daring to make a sound.

Quan Fu had already returned, and now he knew his whereabouts like the back of his hand, so he asked calmly: "Lin Le, is it possible that your stomach is uncomfortable, and it will take an hour to go out to relieve yourself."

"Alas, it's the first time I joined your team, I feel a little sick to my stomach." Lin Le regretted what he had done if he didn't keep his promise and provoke his senior sister.

At three o'clock for the funeral, Zhang Blind woke up on time, and ordered his disciples to take their belongings and rush to the main room to be the dojo. Before the funeral drum sounded, the two senior sisters hurried out of the dead ghost's bedroom, stood in the middle of the yard, saw Lin Le, Nothing happened.

"Alas, I have been wrestling on the bed for a long time. Although I didn't get what I wanted, after all, it was a romantic experience. The elder sister doesn't seem to hate me, and there will be opportunities in the future." Lin Le was seriously analyzing the process of the flowers last night. And to sum up, the funeral drum sounded, and several generations of the owner's family gathered outside the hall. Not long after, the funeral car arrived, and the neighbors rushed to help carry the body onto the car. After the sound of firecrackers, the funeral caravan slowly drove towards the crematorium go.

The Taoist team stayed at the owner's house, waiting for the ashes to come back for burial to do the last ceremony. Only a few distant relatives stayed in the yard, and Zhang Blind sat in the empty main room like a statue, "Alas, today The competition in the industry is intensifying. The funeral workers in the crematorium bring the corpse and the ashes to and fro, and perform a Western-style farewell ceremony. You only earn two or three thousand with a sore foot.” There is nothing to do about the overlord clause in the current special industry, and he can only look up and sigh.

In the morning, the ashes returned home, and when the time came, the master and apprentice arranged for relatives and friends to attend the funeral on time.

In the countryside for funeral banquets, the funeral bearers usually sit at the same table, and the Taoist priests sit at the same table. The host is not allowed to respect the Taoist priests when toasting, for fear that after building a good relationship with them, there will be bad luck, and accidents will happen one after another at home.

The master looked at the dojo differently, and Lin Le was a bit disappointed when he was used to being the top leader of Caohualou. However, the dinner after the funeral was all authentic Sichuan cuisine nine bucket bowls, the ingredients were selected from the local area, and the cooking skills were almost It was about to be lost, which made him extremely satisfied.

When the dead went up the mountain, everyone was happy, relatives and friends were suddenly relieved, chatting and laughing freely, no one interfered, and during the banquet, the brothers and sisters at the table of Taoist priests sat around, laughing and laughing, very intimate, there was a feeling that they were all fallen people in the end of the world .

On Lin Le's left was Quan Fu, and on the right was the elder sister. Although she was close to her, and she could touch her beautiful jade legs with a slight movement of her hands, she did not dare to move, "Ah, ah, ah, ah! Regardless of the danger of life, Mr. Zhang and his disciples allowed me to regain my cultivation base and be reborn together. The two senior sisters in the team are equivalent to a family. How dare they pollute their pure morals? Since I fell in love with Zhan Yulan at first sight or something , in the future, if you want to, bring nine hundred and ninety-nine roses or something, court her in an upright manner, take a normal way, wait until the wedding night in the bridal chamber to start the first round of romance, in order to stay together for a lifetime." After repenting, I respected the elder sisters around me even more.

"Crack", looking forward to a bright future, Zhan Yulan's chopstick head slammed on his wrist, "Using senior sister's chopsticks to pick up vegetables, my junior brother is thinking about something?"

"Hehe, it's the first time Lin Le has had such a hard time, it must be because he didn't sleep well last night." Quan Fu laughed with a pun.

"Senior brother still understands people, alas, senior sister, I will get you a pair of unused ones." Lin Le got up quickly, took back the chopsticks and handed them to her.

At this time, everyone at the table knew it well, and even the blind man Zhang smiled, "Well, since we have come together for a common goal of making a living, we must take care of each other and not have any selfish distractions oh."

Lin Le replied full of guilt: "That's natural, take chopsticks and other things within your power, you can tell my little brother at any time in the future."

Sending away the dead ghosts should be a feast for the living. After the countrymen give gifts, they all have a small calculation in their hearts. Zhang San Li Si gave a hundred, and the family's parents, mother, wife and three young children, a family of seven or eight secretly cheered. Jiner wanted to get back his capital, so the banquet lasted for a long time.

The first one to disperse was naturally the table in the dojo.Even though they hold the secrets of the Netherworld, the hosts are in awe of them, just like a patient seeing a doctor, but when they leave, they give them the coldest treatment, never send them off, let alone say "goodbye", if Having said that, it means that there will be deaths in the family next year, and the old Taoist will come to do the dojo, so like treating the plague god, he settled the bill without even looking at it, and let them go out swaggeringly, ignoring no one.

"Fuck, although many young Taoist priests have made their fortunes nowadays, driving Mercedes-Benz BMWs and so on, after all, they are willing to live under others and suffer from being useless every day." With the respect of the chairman of the dignified grass flower company, he fully expected that the owner would Thank you so much, after receiving such a cold reception, Lin Le was very depressed, and secretly thought that all snakes bite people, and all walks of life suffer from it. Followed the Taoist team to visit villages and households.

After leaving the house, the caravan arrived on time, blind Zhang was in the co-driver, and the disciples huddled in the car shed. After driving through a section of bumpy machine farming road, Quan Fu's cell phone rang.

"Hello, may I ask?"

"Are you Quanfu? I'm Liu Erniu. Dad left this morning. Come quickly." It was the voice of Liu Erniu, the sandstone owner in the neighboring village.

"Second brother, I'm sorry, there are two more in line."

"Then I have to jump in the queue. How many levels are there to be a dojo?"

"Three, two thousand four, four thousand eight, nine thousand six."

"Then I'll make the nine thousand six, come quickly, the other two will be temporarily frozen in the funeral parlor."

Quanfu stopped the caravan and asked the master to make up his mind. Blind Zhang replied firmly, "We will never let him jump in the queue. All buyers will be treated equally. If you have money, you can give us some fresh rice."

The caravan bypassed the neighboring village and continued on its way to the second reservation customer in the deep mountain. Rejoice, the gypsy-like itinerary has become extremely relaxed and happy.

One day, two days, three days.

In the wind and in the rain, he worked in the Taoist temple every day, slept on the floor every night, and started two businesses in a blink of an eye. Although they were two mountain families with poor families and almost no red envelopes, the whole team was led by Zhang Xiazi. Next, earnestly complete each round of dojo, so that the soul of the deceased will have a home and get incomparable peace.