country evil

Leading ahead, the funeral procession in front blocked the way, and Miss Tang Er had to start slowing down a kilometer ahead of time.

Approaching the tail of the team and stopping the car, she didn't complain about the bereavement. After all, life and death are important things for people, and all ethnic groups have attached great importance to them since ancient times.

Taking advantage of this free time, Lin Le's imagination was running wild.Now that the family planning has been liberalized, not many families have more cubs, because the cost of raising them is too high to afford them. In the 70s and [-]s, the couple did not wear condoms, and they were restless and obeyed the destiny. , to exhaust the fertility of both parties, and to have as many children as they want. It is normal for a family to have seven or eight cubs. After they are born, they will be named after a pig or a dog, and they will be carried like a pig or a dog. Running around all over the mountains with their buttocks on their buttocks, jumping into river ponds to take a bath when they were young, no one stopped them, eating corn mush and sweet potatoes, and only paying two yuan for tuition and books to go to school, but most of them were lucky to survive.

It is allowed to have a second child, but many people dare not have one. When they are seriously ill, they dare not be hospitalized casually, and when they are old, they dare not even die. A butt of debt.

As the income rises, the cost of living is higher. It is not easy for the working class and rural farmers to earn two dollars. When the elderly in the family die, they have to talk about ostentation according to the custom, which consumes years of savings and even falls into huge debts. People pay back slowly.

Besides, under the light of the car, what appeared in front of Lin Le was a strange funeral caravan. Some relatives with white cloths on their heads were walking on foot, and guests and old people were riding in cars. All the cars were dilapidated domestic brands.

In the past, the godfather led his disciples to do the Dojo, followed by several tricks, and he was familiar with the funeral family. Seeing the huge funeral procession in front of him, he knew that it was a big family, and half of the people walked and half of them took cars. There was no luxury car leading the way. It means that relatives and friends in the family are not too loose.

As he guessed, the deceased was a centenarian, with no less than 200 children and grandchildren, plus neighbors and distant relatives, forming a mighty team, lacking vehicles, the host walked and the guests took cars.

When villagers go out for funerals, they don’t pay much attention to the queue formation. They follow the first van as a hearse, those carrying wreaths, those holding the soul flags, and the Duanling plaques. Block the road airtightly.

"Dididi!" "Dididi!"

At the back of the funeral procession, there was no gap for the devil's flames to pass through. The horn blared, but the villagers were like bulls who didn't understand human language.

Lin Le quickly jumped out of the back seat, squeezed into the crowd and said loudly: "Fathers and folks, my father is critically ill and I have to go home immediately to see him one last time. Time is tight and no delay is allowed. I hope I can borrow a way !" But he laughed secretly, alas, my father has long since passed away, and he lied about the temporary master's victory, so it's not considered a curse on his old man.

Several people looked back, their faces numb, and one of them, a young man wearing a Xiaocloth, finally said, "What's the hurry? Your father is critically ill, and my old man is on his way."

Lin Le understands that the people in the country accept death. The township officials embezzle poverty alleviation funds and old house renovation funds, and each household loses thousands of dollars without paying attention. It will also jump out with a red face and a thick neck!So he replied: "It's true that my father is critically ill. If I disturb your old man on the road, my younger brother will kowtow to him here." After saying that, he really knelt down towards the hearse in front of him, and kowtowed with a bang!

One of the middle-aged men was moved when he saw it, and he quickly helped him up, "Little brothers, it's easy to talk, let me greet them and tell them to make way, let you go first."

The devil flame wood has a low-speed design, even if it is idling, if the clutch is released a little, it will be ejected, accidentally injuring the mourner, Miss Tang Er had to turn off the engine and sit in the car, and the temporary slave worked hard to push the cart forward.

The middle-aged man was leading the way, and Lin Le held the extinguished devil flame with both hands and pushed forward. He couldn't help but smile: "Master, in the past, the old man in the country pushed the rooster cart to the market, and let the old woman sit in the cart. Like that."

In the race against time, some tasteless words came out of the mouth of the close servant, Miss Tang Er was so angry that she almost vomited blood: "When is this? Be careful to smash your mouth with a slick tongue!"

The middle-aged man joked: "It's right for the young man to push the wife away."

Lin Le took the opportunity to say: "For my beautiful daughter-in-law, I am willing to become a cow and a horse."

When a centenarian returns to the west, it is called happy funeral in the countryside. The dutiful sons couldn't help snickering after hearing Lin Lezhi's words, and the funeral procession was immediately filled with a romantic and festive atmosphere.

Miss Tang Er's face was frosty, and she turned her head and glared at the temporary slave: "Stop talking nonsense, act fast, and try to seize every second!"

The relatives and friends of the bereaved family laughed even more happily: "There is a filial son in the family, and the daughter-in-law is also very filial."

The middle-aged man led the way, Lin Le pushed the devil flame, trotted all the way, passed the first hearse, just thanked the middle-aged man, the devil flame has been activated, and slowly slid forward uncontrollably, hurriedly chased Step into the back seat.

"Woooooo!"

From the perspective of the mourners, the woman rides the bike and the man rides the bike. This pair of men and women is really weird. Before they can react, there is a huge roar from near to far, and the man and the car disappear in a blink of an eye, which makes everyone present dumbfounded!

Just passing through the funeral procession, the flame of the devil was like a wild horse running wild. It passed a hundred in two to three seconds, and soon reached a cruising speed of more than 300 yards.

Far ahead of the opponent, it has to be attributed to the temporary slave's familiarity with the nature of the country people. In the middle of the night, there were patches of fuzzy clouds floating in the sky, the moonlight was hazy, Miss Tang Er was in a happy mood, and the sound of the engine sounded like a heroic engine. Marching song, although the temporary slave has no evil intentions and is extremely disgusting, but as a car partner, she firmly believes that her choice is definitely not wrong!

Mr. Lei Sheng had followed closely behind his opponent before, and saw Lin Le negotiating with the funeral family from a distance, but couldn't hear what he was saying. He stopped behind the funeral procession and said loudly: "Gentlemen, ladies, we There is an important matter that needs to be rushed, can you give a little space for the motorcycle to go first?" He said and took out a lot of money, "It's convenient, I must thank you very much!"

The country people have always thought that they are poor and ambitious, and they are particularly disgusted with this kind of behavior of throwing money at people. It is estimated that the other party is a local tyrant. One of the old man's grandsons replied coldly: "Quickly put away your money, we don't have money." Fa gives way, slowly push the car behind."

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