Ghost Blowing Lamp II

Chapter 9 The Legend of the Bear (Part [-])
In fact, the scientific name of human bears is called "罴", which is different from bears. "罴" has yellow and white fur all over its body. They can be pulled up when they stand up, and when they meet people, they will stand up and chase after them. They have human-like posture, facial features, and strong sexuality. They can plunder cattle and horses for food, so they are called "human bears". Hunters in the mountains dare not easily Provoking a man-bear, let alone trying to hunt a bear, but man-bears are not impossible to catch, but the risk is huge. If something goes wrong in one link, it will cost your life, because man-bears are fat and strong , rough skin and thick flesh, even if a bullet pierces the chest and bleeds out of the intestines, it can still dig out soil and turpentine to plug the wound, and then forcefully injure people to death, so even if the marksmanship is superb and the firearm is sharp, it is absolutely difficult to take it by force.

There is a saying: "When the strong are outsmarted, when the weak are captured alive."Since ancient times, there have been many legends about hunters hunting man-bears. The heat fumigates, the ice and snow melt, and the bears sit there when they are full. When hunters find the bear hole, they throw wooden blocks from the tree hole. Human bears are stupid. When they see a wooden block falling, they will reach out to catch it and sit on it. Under the buttocks, as more and more wooden blocks are thrown, the man-bears will pick up the cushions and sit higher and higher. When the position where the man-bear sits is parallel to the tree hole, the hunters see the opportunity and use their big axes Behead it, or stab it with a spear through a crack in an old tree.

In the past, there was an experienced hunter in the village. When he encountered a human bear crossing a river in the mountains, he lurked and watched. A huge female human bear crossed the river with two cubs. One cub went to cross the river with its head on its head, and when it swam ashore, it was afraid that the little bear would run away, so it pressed the bear cub with a big stone, and then fell back to pick up another bear cub. The suppressed little man bear was caught away, and the mother bear was furious, and on the other side of the river, she grabbed the other cub by its legs and tore it in half.

We have heard these legends since we entered the mountain, but legends are legends after all. If we really act according to this, it may not be effective. Besides, the people and bears on Tuanshanzi have fixed habits. They will never go down the mountain and cross the river to the forest farm. They are haunted nearby, but they are only active in deep forests. We discussed several methods, but none of them seemed to work. When we were anxious, Swallow patted the big vat containing yellow rice noodles and sticky bean buns: "I said, how can I knock the old man on the mountain to fix this old man?" Some bean buns, it turned out that he wanted to use sticky bean buns to catch bears, this method has not been used for many years, and I don’t know if it works.”

Fatty and I were at a loss. After Swallow explained it clearly to us, we all thought it would be a good idea to use sticky bags to hunt and kill bears, but although it was feasible, it was a very old and dangerous method after all. Finally we finally Decided to take a chance. When I was putting on the yellow leather jacket at night, I heard the roar of a bear in Tuanshanzi. This saved me a lot of trouble. I was able to roughly determine the direction of the bear cave. It’s definitely exciting enough, and Dongdan can cure the disease of the granddaughter of the old man who knocked on the mountain. Two bear paws and bear meat can get the supply and marketing cooperatives, which can cover the work points of me and the fat man for more than half a year. At that time, we only earned five work points a day, equivalent to about RMB It's [-] cents, and after months of exhausting work, I can't even afford a ticket to go home to visit relatives. No matter where I think about it, it's definitely worth the risk.

Fatty and I, the educated youths who jumped in the queue in the deep mountains and old forests, have a simple daily life: "Looking up at the wood, looking down at the stones, eating cold corn buns, thinking about hot kang buns." I am eager to find some new and exciting things to do. , This time I had an excuse to go to the mountain to hunt bears, and I was so excited that I couldn't sleep. Anyway, it was almost dawn, so I simply rested in the house for a while.

As soon as it was light, we took a bag of the old man knocking on the mountain and used the remaining yellow rice noodles to stick to the bean buns. We also found a few birch sleeves. A long-handled ax is an essential tool for hunting bears. In comparison, a shotgun seems a bit redundant. However, in order to guard against Tuanshanzi and other beasts, the shotgun and fork still cannot be separated from the body.

Until dawn, Huang Pizi didn't see any troubles again, but he locked "Huang Xiangu" in the small wooden house, maybe she let it escape, so the fat man found a wooden cage that the raft woodworkers used to hold squirrels, and put "Huang Xiangu" in the cabin. "Huang Xiangu" was tied up with wire, Muggle gags, yellow wax was poured into the anus, and it was put in a cage and carried on the back. After the bear's paw was cut off, the "Dongdan" was taken out, and it was brought to the cooperative for settlement and replaced with a good one. Eat and drink well.

It didn’t snow all night, but the remaining snow on the forest tops on the ground was still there. When the morning sun shines, the mountains are covered with silver makeup. Human bears are most fond of sticky bean buns. Since we have brought a lot of sticky bean buns, we don’t need Just like last night, they were worried about bumping into a human bear in the forest. After crossing the river, the three of them still went to the "Huangpizi Grave" to find the bear cave on the mountain.

Climbing rocks and crossing the ditch along the way, the forest became denser as we walked, gradually covering the sun. After a while, the sky became gray and it looked like it would snow soon. Swallows are naturally passionate. Bravery can cure diseases and save lives, so what else is there to say, but she grew up in the mountains after all, and she has always known how powerful humans and bears are. Seeing that the fat man and I don’t care, she can’t help but ask me a little strangely, am I not afraid of humans and bears? ?I took the opportunity to brag, what's so scary about human bears?I heard that US emperors like to use giant bears to compare Soviet revisionism. Are we afraid of Soviet revisionism?This fucking Su Xiu's bastards are so determined to kill me that they want to renovate us together. From my point of view, we can't let him succeed. We are so old, so we are determined to follow him Once it's done, let's see who climbs who climbs down in the end.I heard that the so-called Zhilev over the Soviet revisionist side eats bread and butter every day, but what about the working people?I can't even chew on black bread, can this not be fixed?In order to liberate the suffering people all over the world from the dire straits, we must have more yellow skins, dig more bear bile, and do our best to support the world revolution.

Fatty heard that I was bragging about Yanzi in front, so he took the opportunity to ridicule me. He said to Yanzi: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he wore a yellow leather jacket yesterday, so he doesn't know what his last name is. The height of the world revolution has risen, swallow, let me tell you, the great revolutionary teacher Comrade Lenin once taught us that some grandchildren unconsciously pulled up the banner as a quilt, covered themselves and fooled others. Swallow, you know Who among us is that number?"

I was about to retort, but at this time we have come to the foot of a towering tree. This old tree may not be less than a thousand years old. There was a big hole, and bursts of black air came out of it. The "Huang Xiangu" in the wooden cage also became very restless at this time, as if she had been greatly frightened. I thought to myself that this hole could hold a big bull. That's right, it's most likely the bear cave. When we put on the yellow leather jacket in the middle of the night last night, we heard the growling of the bear, which seemed to come from here.The three of us immediately stopped and prepared to hunt the bear with vigor, but when we stopped and took a closer look, we saw that the gap between the trees in the rocky valley was full of plump and thick matsutake, and there were all kinds of exotic flowers that could not be named. If it is not a bear hole, then what kind of hole is it under the tree hole?

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