the queen is poisonous

Chapter 154
As soon as Cang Lan said that she was going to class, Ye Lan immediately remembered the schedule that made her angry.

She took out the timetable, and leaned in front of Cang Lan, shaking loudly, "Old monster, let me ask you, what the hell is this? How do you become an elf lady? What do you mean?!"

Cang Lan said calmly, "It means literally."

Ye Lan glared at Cang Lan and said, "Fuck your sister literally! I never thought about being a lady! I want to be a queen too! What a lady, go to hell! This schedule needs to be rearranged! It must be rescheduled !"

Cang Lan said flatly: "You and I are too old to be siblings."

Ye Lan: "..."

Before Ye Lan could speak, Cang Lan continued: "Besides, your goal is not bad, but all the elf queens in the past are also elegant, noble and versatile ladies. There is no elf queen like you... Grumpy."

Ye Lan: "..."

At this moment, her expression is sad and depressed!This is simply a chicken talking to a duck, okay? !
In this world, no one can understand some of her buzzwords of the earth era. This feeling is so lonely, so lonely, so painful, ah no, so lactic acid...

"Okay, elf, let's go to class." Cang Lan said again in a coaxing tone.

"No! Don't think about it!" Ye Lan came back to her senses, her eyes widened, and she refused decisively: "I don't want to take those messy courses! It's a waste of time! The schedule must be rearranged!"

Cang Lan frowned, looked at Ye Lan for a while, and said puzzledly: "As an elf, your lifespan is much longer than that of a human, and you have enough time to learn various elegant arts."

"NO! I don't need to learn those things! Poetry, music, aesthetics, philosophy! I know it all, okay! You don't need to teach me! You are just a perfunctory way of dealing with us!"

She had learned these things in school in her previous life, so she went to another world to learn them again?But spare her!
"Oh?" Cang Lan raised her eyebrows when she heard the words, and looked Ye Lan up and down, "You have learned all these? I really can't tell..."

At this time, Hua Xiaocao came out from the back of Ye Lan's hand with a "swish", and said with great anticipation: "Did mother actually learn these subjects? Then sing a song and listen to it?"

The elves are born artists, and their beautiful poems, exquisite costumes, and exquisite utensils will be loved and praised by all races.

Hua Xiaocao, as the patron saint tree of the elves, also has the elegance and petty bourgeoisness of the elves in her personality. I especially hope that Ye Lan is also an excellent elf in all aspects.

"Uh...singing..." Ye Lan's mouth twitched.

Cang Lan didn't speak, just stared at her eyes with those deep and beautiful eyes.

Ye Lan met his eyes, and from his eyes, she seemed to read a hint of mockery.

She immediately lost her temper, "Just sing!"

"Okay, bite!" said Xiaocao Xiaoye happily, "Mother, what do you want to sing?"

Cang Lan's eyes flickered, and she was a little more expectant.

Ye Lan frowned, thought for a while, and finally her eyes lit up, "Yes!"

She cleared her throat, and in anticipation of Hua Xiaocao and Cang Lan, she started singing, "The sky is sunny and the sky is shining, and the flowers are smiling at me! The little bird said, early morning, why are you carrying a small schoolbag!"

Hua Xiaocao: "..."

This domineering voice made its leaves turn green in fright!

Cang Lan: "..."

His calm mask finally cracked...

Ye Lan, however, felt the singing, and continued to sing: "I want to blow up the school, and I will not be late every day! As soon as I pull the string, I will run away! The school was blown up by me!"

The branches and leaves of Hua Xiaocao trembled like convulsions, and quickly stopped: "Mother! Mother, stop singing! Please stop singing!!"

Cang Lan also persuaded somewhat weakly: "Little Elf, I already know your musical level, you can stop now."

Ye Lan stopped and blinked, "What's wrong? Do I sing well?"

Hua Xiaocao: "Hehehe..."

It is a great and kind tree of life, and it still doesn't open its mouth to attack mother...

Cang Lan pondered for a while, then said tactfully: "The tune...is very unique! The meaning of the words...is astonishing!"

In fact, he didn't hear any tune at all, he just thought, this singing is really terrible!If during the war, let her sing the battle hymn, without going to war, she can scare the soldiers of both the enemy and the enemy into weakness!

"Then do I still need to learn that Lao Shizi's music?" Ye Lan asked again.

Cang Lan quickly waved her hands, "No need."

As far as this "amazing musical talent", he felt, no one could teach her.

When Ye Lan heard him say no need, she was immediately happy, and she said: "Then the next item, I will let you appreciate my poetry level!"

As soon as she heard her talking, Hua Xiaocao froze its branches and leaves.

Cang Lan's handsome face also had a wooden expression.

Obviously, after passing the test of poetry, they were already full of doubts about her other talents.

Ye Lan didn't care about Cang Lan's expression. After thinking about it, she raised her chin and began to read aloud, "Rizhao censer gave off purple smoke, and Cang Lan came to the roast duck restaurant. Her saliva flowed three thousand feet, and she touched her pocket. No money!"

"Pfft...hahahahaha..." Hua Xiaocao couldn't hold it back first, trembling the branches and leaves, laughing wildly.

Cang Lan: "..."

His handsome face turned blue, red, black, and purple...

The wicked little elf!It's just too much! !

"There are more!" Ye Lan giggled, and continued: "Cang Lan didn't pay for eating meat, and was thrown into the Devil's Lake. The Devil's Lake is a thousand feet deep. I don't know if Cang Lan is dead or not!"

"Hahahahaha..." Hua Xiaocao laughed wildly and said, "Of course he didn't die, he was caught by mother."

Cang Lan looked at Ye Lan with a sullen expression for a while, then turned around and walked into the bedroom.

"Hey! Why are you going? No class?" Ye Lan shouted at Cang Lan's back.

Cang Lan ignored her and continued to walk into the bedroom.

"I said, Mr. Mummy, you won't go back to lay the corpse again, will you?" Ye Lan asked again.

Cang Lan didn't speak, and had already stepped into the bedroom door.

Ye Lan hurriedly followed.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the door, Cang Lan summoned his big amethyst coffin again, stepped into the coffin with long legs, and lay down gracefully and skillfully.

Ye Lan lay on the top of the coffin mouth, looked at Cang Lan lying inside, "I said, you really just lie dead when you disagree with each other?"

At this time, Cang Lan in the coffin suddenly raised a hand, and a book appeared out of thin air in her hand, and with a flick of it, she threw it into Ye Lan's arms.

Ye Lan caught it subconsciously, "What the hell?"

"Memorize the prologue, I will check tomorrow!"

As soon as Cang Lan finished speaking, the coffin lid closed with a "bang"!
(End of this chapter)