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Chapter 403 System adults please advise

He Wei looked amused and said, "Forget it, I probably flew in by accident, and I didn't know how to get out, so I got stuck on the balcony and ate our little tomatoes for lunch. Open the stainless steel window Well, if the window is big, it will naturally fly out."

Her family doesn't raise birds, and she doesn't know what to do with such a small thing.

As a result, the window was opened, but the little bird refused to leave.As if she had chosen to make a nest in her house, she squatted on the balcony railing and jumped up and down, chattering for no apparent reason, but did not fly away.

Yuanyuan rubbed her chin and said with great interest, "I don't know how the roasted bird tastes? Tonight's barbecue, why don't you try it?"

The bird suddenly flew towards him like an arrow.

Yuanyuan thought it was trying to peck him with its sharp beak, and subconsciously covered her face.

However, the bird just flew above his head, stopped for a few seconds, and soon flew back to the balcony railing with its wings flapping.

People don't understand why you look at me and I look at you.

"Ahhhh—" Yuanyuan Children's Shoes suddenly screamed: "Bird poop—"

The bird shit on his head.

"Pfft ha ha ha..." He Wei and the two fathers laughed unkindly.

The two mothers who heard the sound also asked what happened to Yuanyuan, and rushed to the balcony nervously.

"What happened?"

"It's nothing." He Chifeng couldn't help waving his hands at the two of them, "Yuanyuan was pulled shit on her head by that bird."

Hemu and Xu Huixiang were taken aback for a moment, and then they laughed too. The more they thought about it, the more funny it became, and they burst into tears.

"Okay, hurry up and wash your hair, stop yelling. Your voice sounds too piercing..." Xu Huixiang smiled and persuaded her son.

Yuanyuan said angrily: "Washing my hair is not enough, I feel like it's running down the back of my neck, ahh! I want to take a bath! Rub it! Take a bath! If I don't wash it three times, I'll have nightmares! And Mom, you, it’s fine if you don’t sympathize with me, but you actually got into trouble and disliked me. Don’t you know that every boy is like this when he reaches the puberty? Age, is it just as ugly, maybe even worse than me..."

"Yes, yes, your father has a much worse voice than you. It's almost like a male duck's voice..." Ignoring her husband's eyes of protest, Xu Huixiang patted her son on the head and said, "Hey, hurry up and take a bath. It's okay, didn't you bring a change of clothes? Where did you put it, my mother will fetch it for you..."

While the two women were talking, one was pushed into the bathroom, while the other went to He Xidong's bedroom to get a change of clothes and bath towels.

The others looked at each other and sniggered.

Now that the little tomatoes had been pecked by the birds, the plastic film on them was no longer needed, so Father He put them away.

He Wei waited for her father to remove the plastic film, and took advantage of the opportunity to clean the balcony.Fortunately, the flowering narcissus and wintersweet were placed in the house by the mother of grass to add greenery, otherwise the designated bird would also be poisoned.

Cleaned up, and was about to pull up the sliding door and exit the balcony, the little bird flew up to He Wei's shoulder, stopped on her right shoulder, rubbed its little furry head against He Wei's cheek, as if expressing its desire bona fide.

[Hey, this bird seems to have an energy source in its body. 】

Mr. System bubbled up at the moment of He Wei's stupefaction.

energy source?what is that?
[It’s an energy body similar to mine, but it doesn’t feel like it’s large. Anyway, it’s not as powerful as this gentleman, so don’t worry. 】

He Wei understood Mr. System's words, and three black lines climbed up the back of her head.A bird with a system?Hey, this world is so mysterious.

[It may not be like me, but the energy source is definitely not wrong. 】

Speaking of this, He Wei wants to ask again: where are you from, the system?Could it be outer space?

She asked this question in her previous life, but the mastermind was not found at that time, and the system refused to tell her.Although the main brain was found in this life, it was a damaged item, and the system didn't take the initiative to mention it, so she didn't have the nerve to ask.Hearing it talk about energy sources this time, it was natural to climb up the pole and ask why.

She has long suspected that the system is a non-terrestrial product.Such a fantasy and advanced existence is unlikely to be invented by human beings.Do aliens really exist?And the alien civilization is quite developed?Energy sources like developed systems can be seen everywhere?She is a living person who is possessed by an energy source, but a small bird also carries a system with her...

Mr. System coughed a few times, interrupting He Wei's long series of associations:
[It's almost like this, Auer Star is indeed much more advanced than Earth.If the earth is compared to a rudimentary civilization, then Auer Star is an advanced civilization.But energy sources are also quite precious, and they are not as ubiquitous as you think.Benjun is the most advanced transmagnetic carrier newly developed by Auer Star. It was originally intended to be transported to the Guardian Galaxy to support the Guardian Fleet. Unexpectedly, he encountered the most violent wormhole in the history of Auer Star civilization, and the main brain fell off.The mastermind has a setting to return to Auer star, but without my Lord's turning magnetic force, the mastermind cannot return by itself. 】

[The reason why I didn’t tell you at the time was because I was afraid that you would be afraid. I know the civilization of the earth, and I have longed for the existence of outer space, but more of it is fear, and I am afraid that planets with higher civilizations will attack the earth.Although this is a very illogical idea, not to mention that Auer star does not have such a long-distance transport ship, even if there is, it will not spend so much energy just to attack such a backward planet.There are as many low-level stars as Earth-like near Auer Star, so why bother looking far away?As for the energy source in the bird’s body, it may be a newly developed living carrier. It was in the same cabin at the time, and when it encountered a wormhole, it fell off to the earth together...]

After hearing this, He Wei was dazed for a moment.She's watching a sci-fi movie, no, listening to a sci-fi radio, right?huh huh huh?

[Deceive yourself. ] Mr. System is right in his words.

He Wei twitched the corners of her mouth: Then according to what you said, the main brain is damaged, so you can't go back to your Auer star at all?
【Yes, we are destined to live and die together, to share weal and woe, to depend on each other, to share weal and woe...】

The polite system becomes nonsensical in seconds.

He Wei suppressed a smile and cooperated: Please take care of the system adults.

[It's easy to say. 】

puff!
Smiling, I couldn't help but think of another question: You said that the energy source in the bird's body is very likely to be a carrier of life. Are there many carriers of this kind of life?
If they all fell on the earth, wouldn't there be many people with the same system as her?It seems that going out will be more low-key in the future.

【How can it be!Although the living carrier is more common than the magnetic field carrier, it is also difficult to develop.As far as I know, there are a total of two living carriers on Auer Star, one is placed in the largest agricultural breeding base in the empire, and the other is in charge of the logistics minister of the empire.However, the energy source in the bird's body is very small, maybe like the main brain, it was damaged by impact when it fell off, and the bird's body is only a part of the fragments.If other fragments fall into the hands of scientific research institutions, they may experiment with human bodies.But how can such low-level organisms successfully research the advanced carrier developed by Auer Star? 】

He Wei was irritated by its low-level creature, and turned her head to ignore it.

Touched the little bird, and asked to himself: "I don't know how you got that energy source? Could it be that you were hit by it like me? It couldn't be swallowed by mistake, right?"

The little bird jumped happily on her shoulder a few times, chattering, as if echoing what she said.

Is it really swallowed by mistake?He Wei black line.

But when I saw a small tomato that was wiped out on my balcony, I thought it was really possible.Ganqing is a foodie.

"That's why you can't eat things indiscriminately, you little one!" He Wei smiled and patted its furry little head, then closed the sliding door and led it into the house.

In the house, Hemu and Xu Huixiang have already moved out the shabu-shabu and installed the grill, and are bringing the washed vegetables, steamed meatballs, and prepared egg dumplings to the table one by one.

Seeing the little bird on He Wei's shoulder, he said in surprise, "Is this bird not afraid of life?"

He Wei said helplessly, "I don't know either. Just as I was about to close the balcony door, it flew onto my shoulder and refused to come down."

"Dare to treat you as the master." Xu Huixiang said with a smile.He wanted to touch the little bird, but he didn't want to be pecked by it, so he laughed and said, "Chou Chou, you know how to defend yourself."

Everyone laughed when they heard this.

After taking a shower for more than half an hour, Yuanyuan came out of the bathroom wiping his wet hair, and saw the bird enter the room, still lying on his sister's shoulder, it was no different from seeing an enemy, staring The bird said to He Wei: "Sister! Why did you bring it in? What if it shits indiscriminately? There are vegetables on the table!"

"The little one flew onto my shoulder by itself, and I couldn't get it off. You can see that it didn't fly around, and it could understand human speech." As she spoke, He Wei lightly touched the little bird's head, and said to it: "Little one, do you know that you have to go to the trash can to poop? Don't poop casually, it's unhygienic."

The little bird rubbed her hand back, chirped twice, and really flew to the trash can beside the coffee table, pushed the movable cover with its wings, pouted its buttocks inward, and flew to the coffee table a few seconds later. He took out a napkin from the tissue box, spread it on the coffee table, sat on it and rubbed his head, as if wiping his butt, then brushed its shiny green hair, and then flew back to He Wei's shoulder, In the astonished eyes of everyone, he cast a provocative glance at Yuanyuan.

Yuanyuan pointed at the little bird with her fingers trembling, her face full of disbelief: "It, it, it really understands human language? Fuck me!"

Everyone recovered and laughed.

"Oh, how cute it is! I want to keep a little bird as a pet."

"Yeah, I've never seen such a bird with human nature, and it does things decently."

Two housewives spoke first.

Father He and He Chifeng also nodded in agreement:

"It's really human."

"I don't know what breed it is, so smart."

Yes, I don't know what kind of bird it is, it's so small and so human.

After dinner, He Wei brought the little bird to the study, intending to look up the species of the little bird online.

Yuanyuan also followed closely behind.

He stayed at He's house tonight, and after sending off his parents cheerfully, he has been chatting with Xiaoniao.Although one spoke in human language and the other in bird language, they couldn't hold back their interest.As a baby bird, he would fly to the trash can to take poop and wipe his butt with a napkin. At dinner, he would squat on the dinner plate with meatballs in his mouth while eating while watching the egg dumplings rolling in the shabu-shabu. The three views of Yuanyuan children's shoes were completely destroyed refresh.As for the enemy, what kind of stuff is that?Xiaoye and Xiaoniao are obviously friends!They're all equally smart, and they're all equally delicious...the last sentence is pure nonsense!
He Wei searched for answers on the Internet, while Yuanyuan took a photo of Xiaoniao and sent it to his boss.In his mind, the boss is well-informed, and he might know the breed of this bird.

At first, He Wei was worried that the little bird would be frightened.After all, at night, the mobile phone automatically turns on the flash when taking pictures, and it clicks and shines abnormally at the same time.Unexpectedly, she was worried for nothing. Not only was the little bird not afraid, but she seemed to know that Yuanyuan was taking pictures of it. She raised her wings and posed in a very charming pose. My stomach hurts.

"What's the matter again? Laughing so happily? Don't sleep yet, it's almost ten o'clock." After cleaning up the living room, He Mu went to the kitchen to soak the rice for porridge tomorrow morning, and then turned off the light outside. , Before entering the bedroom, stop by the study to remind them to go to bed early.

The two children told each other about the photoshoot, and Hemu also laughed and said, "Isn't this bird going to be a smart bird? You understand everything?"

"Maybe it's an elf in the bird world. Aren't elves usually male, so they entangled my sister... Ah yes! Do you know how to judge the sex of a bird? Is this little one male or female?" ah?"

As Yuanyuan spoke, she wanted to spread the bird's wings, but was slapped away by the bird, and when it landed on He Wei's shoulder, she chirped sharply at Yuanyuan.

"Hiss! Sure enough, she can understand human language, so fierce! She looks like a tigress, can't she be a female?" Yuanyuan rubbed her chin and laughed mischievously.Once again provoked the fierce chirping of the bird.

He Wei gave him a funny look: "You think too much. Go to bed quickly, didn't you say that you will go to Yuxiu Pavilion together tomorrow? Go to bed early and get up early, I won't wait for you if you wake up late."

"Okay." Yuanyuan was really afraid that she wouldn't be able to get up, so she obediently went to sleep.

He Wei also turned off the computer, said goodnight to He Mu, and took Xiaoniao back to the room.

Although Qingshi in January is far less cold than Kyoto and it is not yet time to turn on the air conditioner, the temperature at night is not high.

He Wei found two new cotton handkerchiefs from the drawer. They were gift points that she bought with He Mu when she went shopping in the Pearl Mall before Chinese New Year last year.In addition to towels, square scarves, and a stack of cotton socks, the family divided up two pairs for each person.

The small goose yellow scarf and the bird are quite a match.He Wei pursed her lips and smiled, and made a quilt for it one by one, and spread it on the bedside table, then put the bird between the two square scarves, and stroked its little head.

At this moment, the phone rang, and it was He Qingdong calling.

He just finished the evening training camp.In winter, he only wore a slim-fit T-shirt and light army trousers, and returned to the dormitory with a head of sweaty hair when he was done. Seeing the photo Yuanyuan sent him, he put down the toiletries he was already carrying, and made a special call. Ask about the situation.

(End of this chapter)