Demon branches and jade leaves

Chapter 491 The witty Lou Yue has already seen through everything

Facts have proved that when people are particularly happy, their sense of defense will decrease. Jiang Louyue and Di Jiuchen took advantage of this little mess, and just got into a dark wind tunnel under the eyes of all the officers and soldiers. , left the open door of the Tianjiang secret realm.

"Why are you so noisy?"

On the other side, sitting in a high position, sitting on a soft chair, the red crown basking in the sun, drinking the iced fruit wine, couldn't help frowning.

"Reporting to His Royal Highness, there was a couple of Yuren just now. The man was a strict wife and was beaten by the woman. The brothers gathered around to watch the fun."

Hong Mian put down the wine glass in his hand, his eyes turned cold, and said: "You are the soldiers of the father emperor, and you dare to have fun at work. It's really no rules and regulations, no one will deduct three thousand amethysts!"

The soldier's face was instantly pale, and he lowered his head: "Yes, this subordinate knows it's wrong."

After punishing his subordinates, Hong Mian's heart filled with a sense of pleasure.This prince of the feather clan is a typical pervert who sees other people's bad life and feels very comfortable.

"What does that wife Guanyan and that tigress look like? Is there anything suspicious about them?"

The soldier lowered his head and replied, "Reporting to His Royal Highness, the young couple are both winged and ordinary looking. Black hair, black eyes..."

"Damn! Are you pigs?!"

Hong Mian let out a fury and kicked the soldier five meters away, "Black hair and black pupils? In our feathered clan, there are very few black hair and black pupils. Most of them have colored hair and pupils. You bastards! They were all tricked by the enemy!"

The soldier was kicked so hard that he vomited blood and died on the spot.

"It must be Di Jiuchen and Jiang Louyue!"

Hong Mian looked extremely gloomy and made a judgment, "I have heard that Jiang Louyue is also an inscription artist, and has competed with Qiling Priest in inscription. Unfortunately, the Priest is missing now, otherwise it would be much easier to find her."

"Top Ten Dark Guards!"

Swish swish, behind Hong Mian, ten shadows appeared from the darkness.

"Follow this prince and go chase that Emperor Jiuchen and Jiang Louyue back!"

"Yes, Your Highness!"

Swish swish, ten shadows, like streamers in the dark night, fled into the dark wind tunnel, took the first step, and chased after them.

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"I didn't expect it to get mixed up so easily."

After exiting the gate of the secret realm of Tianjiang, the two fell from the air, and their feet finally touched the ground of Ironforge.

"I just said, it's only useful if you have to pretend to be husband and wife."

Di Jiuchen smiled like a big fox, with a tail behind him.

"Come on." Jiang Louyue rolled her eyes, took out another transformation talisman from the space ring, and placed it on top of Di Jiuchen's head, "This time, I'll be the boss, and you're a scoundrel."

I saw a "bang", and the wife Guan Yan Yu disappeared. What appeared in front of him was a gray dwarf with a very simple and honest face. He also carried a small burden on his shoulders and carried this big burden in his hand. Just like a little valet carrying things.

"I protest!"

After Di Jiuchen looked at himself up and down a few times, one soul went out of his body and two souls ascended to heaven.

Jiang Louyue also gave herself a transformation amulet. With a "bang", she turned into a gorgeously dressed aristocratic girl with two braids and a diamond-shaped gem on her forehead, full of exotic realms. style.

Of course, he is also short.

In Ironforge, the safest thing is to change into a dwarf.

"The protest is invalid." Jiang Louyue turned her head, a pair of extremely beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of her lips raised a playful arc, "From now on, you are my exclusive scumbag."

"Exclusive?"

A certain senior raised his eyebrows, pondered for a while, and muttered, "Anyway, it's exclusive, and exclusive is a unique sign. Well, I'll reluctantly agree."

Jiang Louyue stretched out her hand, patted Di Jiuchen on the shoulder, and said, "It's an exclusive minion."

"Hmm~" Di Jiuchen →_→

A minion is a minion, and as a minion, you can live out a day and occupy the entire junior sister.

"I'm hungry."

The little guy hurried over to buy it, "Lou Yue has dinner."

Jiang Louyue raised her eyebrows: "No matter how big or small, you have to call the master."

Di Jiuchen made a "=.=" expression, it turns out that junior sister likes this kind of tone, okay, senior brother will satisfy you!
"Master, please eat."

The little boy handed over the lunch box with his well-behaved hands.

"Well, good."

Di Jiuchen: "..."

A quarter of an hour later—

"Master still has something to eat."

"Is there? I'm done eating."

"Master hasn't eaten yet."

"..."

"Master, please don't run away, the minions are your dinner."

"The minions are not for eating, they are for use."

"Then invite the master to enjoy yourself."

"..."

"If the master doesn't enjoy the minions, his loyalty will be reduced by ten, and he won't buy food for you tomorrow."

Jiang Louyue's eyes twitched, looking at a harmless senior brother who was smiling, and said, "How do you want me to enjoy you? Did you cook it in a pot?"

"No no no, the correct way to enjoy the minions is to put them in the tub and wait for the master to wash... ah ah-"

Before he finished speaking, accompanied by the screams, the little minion was directly lifted up by Her Lady Queen, threw it out, and then "popped" and fell into the Narcissus Pond in the center of the street.

"To complete you, let's take your bath."

The corners of Jiang Louyue's lips evoked a revengeful arc.

A man really can't get used to it, otherwise he will always think about how to put you on the bed, eat and wipe the residue.

Fortunately, she was witty and had already seen through everything.

In the Narcissus Pond in the center of the street, a simple and honest dwarf climbed up wetly, staring at a few white and tender daffodils on his head, and glanced at his mouth: "Cut, it failed again."

They all admit that they like him, and they don't let them touch or eat them.

A certain senior brother gritted his teeth, thinking about [-] plans to knock the little junior sister down.

"What failed?"

Standing on the edge of the pond, Jiang Louyue leaned down slightly, stroked her chin with one hand, and stared at Di Jiuchen thoughtfully, "Could it be that you are thinking about some nasty plan in your mind?"

"Nonsense." A certain senior brother climbed out of the daffodil pond and performed a body cleansing technique. He looked fresh and no water stains. With a serious face, he said solemnly, "Your senior brother, am I such an evil person? Pure It's like a little white flower."

Saying that, he grabbed the few daffodils from his head, put them in the palm of his hand, and handed them to Jiang Louyue to see, "Hey, it's this kind of little white flower, as pure and flawless as your brother and my heart."

Jiang Louyue: "..."

"Okay, I'll admit defeat. You're not a minion, you're my senior brother,"

"No, I'm your minion." Di Jiuchen →_→

Jiang Lou's head is full of black lines, and he sighed: "I'm afraid of you, let's go, go to Tianbing Pavilion."

(End of this chapter)