Demon branches and jade leaves

Chapter 744 The Drunk Cheap Dragon and the Cheap Dog
A thousand cups of wine are less than a confidant.

The little dog and the dragon have already drank thousands of altars and tens of thousands of cups here.

"Brother Huang, do you have someone you like?"

The cheap dragon drank too high, talked more, and rolled his tongue.

"Wow! Young Master Porridge Lou Yue."

The little dog and the cheap dragon were back-to-back, fur rubbed against the fur, trusting to each other, "When the young master broke his shell, the first thing he saw was Lou Yue. The young man didn't even remember who his own mother was, so he Remember Lou Yue, she is closer than her own mother, hehe~"

"Brother didn't tell you this."

The cheap dragon stretched out his paw, flicked the head of the cheap dog, and said, "Brother is that kind of liking."

"Which?"

The little dog turned his head, and his orange eyes were already dizzy.

"That's right, that... um..."

Bianlong, who was always forthright and known for his shamelessness, actually twisted and smiled a little shyly, "That's it, between a man and a woman who love each other, it's like the feeling between Sujue and Lou Yue."

"Yoyo!"

The little dog patted his thigh, his eyes lit up, "Brother Long, I understand! I absolutely understand! It's the kind of relationship where you can hold hands and kiss your mouth and roll the sheets! Right?"

Bian Long's ears are hot, and his eyes are confused: "Brother Huang, you are not too old, I can't imagine you are quite enlightened ~ Brother Ming'er will take you to the women's branch hospital to open a meat meal, hehehe."

The little dog had a look of anticipation, his face was red, his head was smoking, and two groups of hot air spewed from his nose.

"Okay! Brother Long, you are so interesting."

"I hohoho, come here, toast to the pretty girl!"

Murmur
One cat and one dog, filling several jars.

The more he drank, the more four-fifths of the entire wine cellar went.

"Brother is dissatisfied!"

"Brother is so angry!"

"Brother, such a wise and powerful dragon, why do you have to stay below all the time!"

"Brother also wants to try what it's like to be on it! Why is it always brother who gets crushed!"

"So! My brother is going to run away from home, and I will never take it with him in the Three Thousand Great World. As long as there is his Chiyou, there will never be another Dragon Prison!"

After an impassioned speech, two lines of tragic noodles and tears were left on the meow face of the cheap dragon. TT
"Brother Long, you are so miserable!"

The drunk and confused little dog stretched out his paws, helped the cheap dragon to smooth the black cat fur on his back, and comforted, "It's good to escape! It's wonderful to escape! The croak of escape! Let your little lover_husband Recognize your mistake, lie down obediently and let Brother Long press you!"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Bianlong nodded heavily, looked at the little dog with excitement, and clasped the dog's shoulders, "Brother Huang, you really are this emperor's bosom friend! If Chiyou is half as sensible as you, this emperor will die without regrets. It's gone!"

"Brother Long, turn over and call the shots!"

The little dog raised the wine jar, "In order to fight back, do it!"

"Did it! If you don't drink it, it's your grandson!"

Murmur
belch--

It was another dozen jars of wine.

A quarter of an hour later, the voices of two female disciples of the Jade Lake Holy Land came from outside the wine cellar.

"Rose, hurry up. The banquet of the Holy Lord Xiwangmu is about to start. Let's quickly present all these Yaochi peach wines. Don't make the guests wait."

"Okay, elder sister Shaoyao. I heard that the wine made from this pan peach can enlighten you to the Dao, improve your cultivation, and improve your realm after just one sip."

"What? You want to drink secretly?"

"Don't dare, this is only the head of the major sects and holy places, and only the wine is qualified to drink. We are not allowed to touch this kind of young disciple."

"You just understand. Stealing Yaochi peach wine is a death penalty in our Yaochi Holy Land, and you will suffer the most cruel torture!"

Rose and peony held the lamp and went out of the wine cellar. In an instant, they were stunned by the sight in front of them——

The empty wine jar rolled on the ground, thousands of them, a black fat cat, a white short-legged dog, snuggled together, rolled into a ball, lying on the ground full of alcohol, with their stomachs propped on their heels. As if she was pregnant, she was still babbling drunk nonsense.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Catch the wine thief!"

Rose and Paeonia let out a sharp cry with a look of horror.

After a while, all the female disciples of Yaochi who were guarding above were attracted.

What kind of dragon is a cheap dragon?
The ancient Vulcan Dragon that has been mixed for tens of thousands of years!
A wine cellar in the Holy Land of Jade Pond counts as a ball?He's got a lot of alcohol!
As soon as he saw that he was about to be arrested, Jianlong was stunned and most of the time sobered up.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a drunken, unconscious little dog on the ground, his red-black pupils narrowed, and he said, "The green hills will not change, the green water will flow, Brother Huang, let's go to another day. Let’s talk about brotherhood again, this emperor will go too!”

The little dog raised its head, stretched out its paws, and grabbed the tail of the dragon: "Aren't we brothers?"

Jianlong tightened his grip, pulled back his tail forcefully, and kicked his four paws on the ground: "I am going to rescue the soldiers, brother Huang, hold on! Let go!"

"No! Don't let go even if you die! Brother Long, didn't you say you want to be each other's angels? Good brothers show loyalty!"

The little dog stretched out two dog claws and firmly dragged the tail of the cheap dragon QQ
The little dog's heart: You're a motherfucker, you ugly cat who has been pressed down for ten thousand years, your character is really rotten.

"Brother Huang, don't make sauce purple!"

"Brother Long, let's go to hell together, let's die together!"

"I ri you a fairy! You will die by yourself, and you will go to hell by yourself. Don't drag me, I am *@#&+^$%! Fuck!"

The cheap dragon started to rage, stretched out the hind legs of the cat, and faced the dog face of the little cheap dog, it was a violent kick!
One kick, two kicks, eighteen kicks.

The little dog's face was already flat enough, but now it was even more flattened by the cheap dragon.

"Damn it, you're not loyal enough! Woohoo-"

Where is the cheap dog who is the opponent of the cheap dragon, he was finally kicked away and let go.

As soon as the cheap dragon was free, he flew away as if he were fleeing.

"Catch that dog!" Seeing this, Rose and Shaoya swarmed up and tied the drunk little dog, "Send it to the Queen Mother of the West for justice!"

The little dog was betrayed by his "brother", and he wanted to cry without tears, so he could only bear all the blame.

The Yaochi Holy Land is very large, and there is still a long distance from the wine cellar to the banquet. On the other side of the grand event, the grievance stage is in full swing.

On the stage of grievances and grievances, Hua Luohan and the Taoist were fighting fiercely. The Taoist's clothes were already torn by Hua Luohan, and he was very embarrassed, but he refused to bow his head and admit defeat.

How can one's own wife be seduced and even apologize to the other party?The Taoist would rather be beaten to death in this ring than apologize to the Hua Luohan in front of everyone.

The onlookers watched the rise, whistling and shouting twice from time to time.

The Qing Shitai, who was about to fight Ji Yan, jumped into the arena without giving Hua Luohan and Daoist any respect. .

(End of this chapter)