Demon branches and jade leaves

Chapter 754 Proficient in 36 Forms

One cry, two troubles, three hangs.

At this moment, Uncle Meow made the most of the tricks that work for women.

"Sujue, you have no conscience, and your daughter-in-law also has no conscience. The two of you jointly sold this emperor to Chi You, huh, he is a big devil, what are the advantages and disadvantages of such a pure dragon as this emperor? , that's all your fault."

Uncle Miao screamed dryly, and slapped Jiang Louyue's body.

Jianglou is very embarrassed.

Di Jiuchen was also extremely speechless.

You said there was such a cat at home, what would you do?What can you do!
"Why are you crying? I started crying before it even started. Save some tears. When I'm alone with my husband, cry again."

Chi You turned his head and stared at Uncle Miao with a narrow look, the corners of his lips curled into a cold arc, obviously there was something in his words.

Uncle Meow really stiffened.

Subconsciously used the tail to protect the fragile little breasts.

In a very slow way, he turned his head, with a pleading in his red-black eyes, looked at Chi You, and said, "That, Xiao Chi, listen to the emperor's explanation, in fact, last time in the emperor's mirror, This emperor didn't do it on purpose."

"Oh?"

Chi You raised his eyebrows and stared at the black cat with an extremely fiery look, and said, "Dear, I know, you didn't mean it, you did it on purpose."

"No no no no."

Uncle Meow shook his head like a rattle, "I didn't mean to close the Emperor Mirror, I miss you very much, and I want to chat with you very much, but I didn't stand firm. Carefully stepped on the Emperor Mirror, the mirror will be closed, hehehehe."

Chi You's eyes and lips twitched fiercely: "When you lie, your tail will be very high."

"Ah? Is there any?"

A certain cat hurriedly used one paw to press down the raised tail and clamp it up.

"I want to cover up."

"Ouch?" A certain cat began to look around, looking up at the sky, pretending to be stunned.

"What's that on your ear?!"

Chi You's eyes were sharp, "And on the chin, what the hell is that?!"

"(⊙o⊙) Huh?"

Uncle Meow looked sluggish, stretched out his claws, scratched his triangular ears, and scratched his chin, "Nothing, is it stained with dirt?"

"dirty!"

Chi You's dark green eyes darkened instantly, "Very dirty! Very dirty thing!"

Lip print?

Why is there a woman's red lip print on the ears and chin of the cheap dragon?
Chi You was still blown up, his chest heaving violently with anger, no wonder this fellow refused to go home with him, and dared to hook up with a woman here!
"Isn't it?" Uncle Meow was sluggish for a while, unaware that the great danger had come, "Is it that dirty? This emperor just didn't take a bath for more than a month. In the past, this emperor didn't take a bath for a year. I don't think this emperor is dirty."

Chi You gradually approached, stretched out a hand, grabbed the skin on Uncle Miao's neck, lifted him up, and looked at him with a judgmental look: "You dare to carry it on your back. I'm looking for a woman?"

"Let go of this emperor! Oops! I hate this pose the most!"

Uncle Meow's four cat claws kicked in the air and struggled hard, "Why are you looking for a woman? This emperor is wholehearted with you, and I don't want to eat or drink, how can I find the time to find a woman! It's a shame! Injustice!"

When he was really caught, Uncle Meow knew to beg for mercy.

He is a standard liar who speaks human words when he sees people, speaks nonsense when he sees ghosts, speaks love words when he sees love, and speaks soft words when he sees beautiful women.

Seeing that Uncle Miao was picked up and slipped away, Jiang Louyue breathed a long sigh of relief.

She's finally gone, if this uncle meow continues to stay with her, she really doesn't know what to do.

Uncle Meow, I will send you a chrysanthemum remnant, and go all the way.

"Since you don't like this posture, my husband will change another posture with you. If you don't like another posture, we will change it again. Anyway, my husband is proficient in 36 poses in the room, which is enough to make you feel good from all angles !"

Chi You stared at a cute baby face of seven or eight years old, with an innocent smile on his face, but with a yellow accent on his mouth, it was really unambiguous.

While talking, he was blowing at Uncle Meow.

The hot breath hit his face, and the hot Uncle Miao couldn't help shivering, and in his mind, the various shame-shame gestures of the two of them in the three thousand worlds couldn't help but emerge.

"Dirty!"

Uncle Meow's ears were hot, and he pouted at Chi You.

Chi You raised his eyebrows: "If you want to kiss me, you don't have to. Just give me a kiss for your husband."

Saying that, Chi You shamelessly brought his handsome and tender face to Uncle Meow's lips.

Uncle Meow opened his mouth, humming, and unceremoniously left a tooth mark on Chi You's face.

"hiss--"

Chi You sucked in a breath of cold air, "You are so cruel."

The flesh on his face was about to be bitten off by Uncle Meow.

"Bite you to death! You bastard! Dirty! Shameless!" Uncle Meow showed a fierce look, bared fangs, and showed two claws, all kinds of scratches and scratches at Chi You's handsome face.

"okay."

Chi You grabbed Uncle Meow and stopped his evil deeds, saying, "Wife, you haven't explained to me yet, which bitch left the red lip prints on your ears and chin!"

"What? Red lip print?"

Uncle Meow suddenly stiffened, and a panicked look flashed across his scarlet-black eyes, fluttering from side to side.

Broken, broken, broken.

When I went to the Ecstasy Tower under the Moonlight, I kissed and kissed the beauties, and still left traces?
ri he is a fairy board board!

It's over, it's over, it's over, Uncle Meow can't help but feel tight when he thinks of the punishment he will face.

"Which *** left?"

Chi You's voice became colder and colder, and the dark green pupils became more and more terrifying, "Hurry up and call me! I'll spare you if you don't die! If you hide it, hehe, you understand."

"This emperor's move! This emperor's move! This emperor's move!"

Uncle Meow was completely coddled into a puddle of mud, so scared that his liver was about to shatter, "It's that...the court lady of the Ecstasy Tower under the Moon, what is it called, Chunxiang? Qiuju? No, no, no, it seems to be called Xia Huan. , Emma, ​​can't remember, or is it Xiaoer?"

What Uncle Meow didn't know was that whenever he called out a woman's name, Chiyou's face darkened.

"I see, those women, you hug them all."

"No, I just called out and waited for the emperor to drink a sip of wine..."

"Ah."

"!!!" It's broken, and I missed it.

However, Uncle Meow wanted to run, but it was too late.

Jiang Louyue and Di Jiuchen's group had already reached Tiandaomen. As soon as the group went up the mountain, Chiyou caught Uncle Miao and stuffed them into Jiang Louyue's log cabin to carry out various shame-shame punishments.

(End of this chapter)