Demon branches and jade leaves

Chapter 867 God Grade Hemorrhoid Ointment

"Oh, ouch, it hurts, my ear hurts, it hurts me to death!"

Uncle Miao was eloquent, but it didn't help him escape the fate of being repaired.

Ling Luo stretched out two hands, and lifted Uncle Miao's two triangular pointed ears. Such a heavy body was supported by two small ears. From this, one could imagine how painful it was.

"Do you still dare to lie?" Ling Luo smiled and rolled her eyes, her voice was full of threats.

"Don't dare, dare not, the emperor was wrong, and the emperor will never lie in the future." Uncle Meow TT
Ling Luo smiled: "Where is the pet?"

Uncle Miao hurriedly said: "It's my bastard, it's my mouth, I'm willing to pay any price for the mistakes I made!"

Ling Luo finally let go.

With a bang, the fat black cat fell to the ground, stretched out its two paws miserably, rubbed its swollen and painful ears, and said pitifully, "Xiao Luo, how are you going to punish me?"

Ling Luo was on the chair and under the table, with a white jade-like hand on the table, knocking on the table again and again, her red lips curled up, and said: "When you married my son Chi You, you didn't offer me tea, I ran away. Look, I also drank Lou Yue's daughter-in-law's tea, should you give me a cup too?"

Uncle Miaoshu shook his body, rolled over from the ground, raised his chubby head, looked at Ling Luo in extreme shock, and changed his voice: "Xiao Luo, this emperor is your contracted beast, and it's time for me to give up!" It's not your daughter-in-law, how could you let me do such a shameful thing?"

The smile on Ling Luo's lips grew stronger: "I am no longer your master, but your mother-in-law."

Uncle Miao frowned: "I won't admit it! I won't even admit it to death! Why are you addicted to being a mother-in-law? It's not enough for Lou Yue to call you mother-in-law, why do you have to drag me?"

"Hmm~~" Ling Luo nodded.

Uncle Miao's head was on fire, and Lao Gao, who was extremely black, said, "You bully the dragon! I won't play with you anymore!"

Then, as soon as he turned around, he was about to run out of the room.

Ling Luo was not in a hurry, she squinted at the fat cat, and said lightly: "Sujue, mother misses your two brothers a little bit, why don't you call Suling and Chiyou together, and let the four of you have a reunion meal?" How about rice?"

"Mother, what a great idea!"

Di Jiuchen was so witty, he didn't even need to breathe, and immediately cooperated, "The three of us, brothers, have never been together with you, mother."

Ling Luo smiled brightly: "Yes, Sujue, you can even open the seventh layer of the magic seal, and it is not difficult to open the fourth and sixth layers of the magic seal by the way. If the spiritual power can't keep up, mother here Divine medicine pill, can help you replenish."

"Thank you, mother."

Di Jiuchen formed seals with both hands, and circulated his spiritual power, and the magical power radiated from his body in a mighty way, "The sixth level of the magic seal..."

"and many more!"

Uncle Meow jumped in place.

"Don't open it! Absolutely don't open it!"

Uncle Miao stretched out his hind paws, kicked towards Di Jiuchen's face in the air, wishing he could kick Di Jiuchen to death.

Di Jiuchen subconsciously stretched out a hand to block Uncle Miao's feet.

As a handsome guy, it would be embarrassing to be trampled on the face by a cat.

If one hand is removed, there is no way to form a seal, the six-fold magic seal is opened, and the treacherous plan of summoning Chi You is interrupted.

"Aww! If you dare to call Chi You out, the emperor will terminate the contract with you!" Uncle Miao threatened viciously.

As expected, Di Jiuchen withdrew his demon power and stopped calling.

Cancel the contract?

That won't work!

Uncle Miao is such an easy-to-handle dragon, can ride and bully, can cook and cook, and his cultivation base is still very strong, and he will never be able to get a second one.

Ling Luo looked at a certain cheap dragon with a smile, and said, "What are you afraid of, I have medicine here."

As he said that, Ling Luo took out a celadon bottle from his sleeve and handed it to Jianlong, "It's specially developed for you, hemorrhoid ointment, god-level, it's incomparable with the common goods out there. Rub it on immediately Effective, painless and satisfied."

Uncle Meow stared at the bottle of hemorrhoid cream, petrified, cracked...

This is a sad story.

"Hahahaha!"

Di Jiuchen couldn't hold back anymore, he laughed wildly.

"Pfft~"

In front of her mother-in-law, Jiang Louyue was quite reserved, she didn't dare to laugh too much, she covered her mouth and laughed secretly.

Uncle Miao was bullied so much, she burst into tears of bitterness.

In the end, he still didn't have the courage to pick up the bottle of god-level hemorrhoid ointment, but silently jumped onto the table, poured a cup of warm new tea, and obediently brought it to Ling Luo.

"... Please drink tea."

Ling Luo didn't pick it up, but fiddled with her nails and said, "What? I didn't hear clearly."

Uncle Meow was full of shame, gritted his teeth, and said falteringly: "...Grandmother, please drink tea."

Ling Luo raised her eyebrows slightly, her eyes were playful: "Huh?"

Uncle Miao was determined, closed his eyes, raised his head, and howled at the top of his voice: "Mother-in-law! Please drink tea!"

Ling Luo nodded in satisfaction, took the teacup from Uncle Miao's paw, put it to her lips, took a sip, and said, "That's good—this is the change fee."

The bottle of god-level hemorrhoid ointment was still handed to Uncle Miao's arms.

Uncle Meow is embarrassing.

I really want to die, what should I do.

"Speaking of the change fee—"

Ling Luo's eyes turned and landed on Jiang Louyue, and said, "I drank your tea yesterday, because I was delayed by something, and the schedule was in a hurry, so I forgot to give you a gift."

As he said that, Ling Luo raised his blue water sleeves, and the eight brown fairy flags flew into Jiang Louyue's hands.

"That bearded celestial law enforcer should be a big Luo Jinxian. He has sacrificed a treasure for thousands of years, so it won't be bad. Lou Yue, hold it for yourself."

Jiang Louyue shook Xian Qi's hand, trembling slightly.

This is a fairy weapon!

A real magic weapon!
The half-piece of immortal weapon that she added with the two-star immortal energy talisman is not a thing of the same plane at all!

"Thank you mother-in-law!"

Jiang Louyue was a little excited and bowed to Ling Luo.

Ling Luo said: "Lou Yue, you have to speed up your cultivation. According to the level standard of your Xuanhuang Great World, it is the ninth stage of the tribulation stage. Try to step into the half-step fairy realm as soon as possible. I have many exquisite exercises in my hand , You must be a person from the fairy world to practice, so at this stage, you can only rely on yourself."

Jiang Louyue nodded in agreement.

Seeing that Ling Luo went to tease Uncle Miao again, Jiang Louyue also retreated to practice.

After returning to the ark, she began to delve into how to use the eight fairy flags. The flags of the fairy flags were engraved with profound runes, some of which she could not quite understand.

Just when Jiang Louyue was worried, Shen Xun'er came over.

"Hey, isn't the Eight Immortal Banner the one with the beard?"

Jiang Louyue raised her head and said, "Auntie knows that law enforcer from the heavens?"

Shen Xun'er was thinking.

(End of this chapter)