hello cold husband

Chapter 888 As long as she is happy

While driving the car seriously, Chen Ziqian coughed, "Cough, listen up, I'll tell you a joke that will make you laugh out loud."

in the hospital.

Patient A was hospitalized for a drop bottle, and the liquid medicine was almost finished, but the nurse did not come.

Enthusiastic patient B shouted: "Nurse come quickly, bed 4 is almost finished."

Patient A felt awkward after hearing this, "You shouted wrongly, the medicine is over."

Enthusiastic patient B immediately changed his words, "Nurse, the 4th bed is going to be finished, the 4th bed is going to be finished."

After telling the first joke, Chen Ziqian still held the steering wheel with both hands, but looked sideways at Yun Shan's reaction.

Nothing has changed.

"Not funny?" Chen Ziqian frowned.

"I'm not even in the mood to listen to jokes." Yun Shan pursed her lips, and she was in a particularly good mood when she thought of the senior's missed appointment. When she turned her head and met Chen Ziqian's expectant gaze, she was suddenly moved, "But thank you, Brother Ziqian, You tell me jokes while driving the car."

"..." Chen Ziqian was so worried that he didn't know many jokes.

"Brother Ziqian, drive seriously, don't worry about me, I'll just blow the air."

"Then tell you another joke." Seeing that Yun Shan wasn't in a very high mood, he looked up at the road ahead of the car, searching for the joke in his head, "..."

Finally, with:
Xiao Ming and a few high school classmates went to visit the class teacher, who moved to a new house and went to the station to pick up the group of students.

As soon as Xiao Ming got out of the car, he saw a group of classmates had already arrived, carrying all kinds of milk, red wine, and fruits in their hands.

Just in time, Xiao Ming and the class teacher looked at each other.

When I was embarrassed, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, turned around and chased the bus and shouted, "Master stop, I forgot my things!"

When Xiao Ming was proud of his wit, he saw that the car really stopped!
After finishing speaking, Chen Ziqian turned his head to look at Yun Shan's expression again, but instead of seeing the expected smile, she frowned.

"Shanshan, are you disappointed that he didn't come to pick you up?"

"Brother Ziqian?" Yun Shan frowned slightly, "What's the point of your joke?"

"Isn't it funny?" The car just arrived at the intersection, and the green light ahead was only two seconds away. Chen Ziqian stepped on the brake slowly, and the green light immediately turned into a red light, "Then I'll think of another one."

So there is a third joke:
In the morning, before Mr. Chen got up, he saw his daughter-in-law happily putting on makeup.

"Honey, why are you so happy today?"

"I'm thinner, and it's easy to wear young jeans."

When Mr. Chen got up and looked, his jeans were gone.

After finishing speaking, Shanshan still didn't smile.

Then the fourth one:
Teacher: "Come on, Xiao Ming, tell me about the seven states and four oceans."

Xiao Ming: "Let's talk about the seven big porridges first, or the four big sheep?"

Teacher: "Four oceans."

Xiao Ming: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Slow Goat..."

Teacher: "That's enough. Do you know the seven major states? If you don't know, stand behind."

Xiao Ming: "Mung bean porridge, eight-treasure porridge, corn porridge..."

Teacher: "Stand back."

This time, Yun Shan finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Chen Ziqian also breathed a sigh of relief, flicked his hand holding the steering wheel, saw the red light ahead turned into a green light, released the brake, and lightly stepped on the accelerator, "Are you in a better mood? If you still feel uncomfortable, I will continue to tell you joke."

"Brother Ziqian, thank you." After hearing the last joke, Yun Shan's mood really turned from cloudy to sunny. She looked sideways at Chen Ziqian's side and smiled, "It's nice to have a brother like you. My two This brother is only a few minutes older than me, and he doesn't look like a brother at all."

(End of this chapter)